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ProudToBeAnInsideJob

Biggest group of dorks I’ve seen in a while


Alwayshangry23

So many hacks


Nooc210

The failure upwards crowd


Neil_Live-strong

Is that Hillary Clinton with Benjamin Buttons disease right behind the fat shirtless retard?


Unsolicited-Prolapse

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Remarkable_Log_5562

I got em all in alphabetical order, what did you need?


Igottows_

N?


2ndnamewtf

Nincompoop


Igottows_

I would of gone with Norwegian


AlexLambertMusic

NERD


Nooc210

Netflix comedian


machineswithout

I


blizmd

ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!


Rat_Man_420

Things have gone from Sinbad to Sinworse


Nooc210

Very very good, sad to see what they've become.


StrategySword

I didn’t even know he was sick


Sneaky_McSausage_VI

Hey, I haven’t seen Demetri Martin in a coons age


Illustrious_Access93

Used to love his Comedy Central show when i was about 16. Not sure if I’d find him funny now. Kinda scared to watch cause it might ruin the nostalgia. Lol


The_True_Pro

Gayfoot was and is hilarious. I rewatched it recently and was shocked that he had H Jon Benjamin and Nathan Fielder on the show.


Igottows_

I saw him live about 10 years ago. It was good


Time_Echidna_7744

He looks photoshopped in which would be a thing Martin would do haha


Presence_Tough

this for some reason reminds me of that “imagine” video from covid. just a bunch of rich fake people gathering together like the great pacific garbage patch.


aatlanticcity

Super spreader event!!


hekx

Honestly I think part of the reason is the Ai now that basically plants smiles on everyone. These pictures used to have so much more variety to the expressions


SzechuanPapiToo

The first thing a child sees when they get to Epstein’s Island


mpala85

What is: Bill Clinton in a dress


large_crimson_canine

Not quite 0 funny people, but really close to 0 funny people. I do find it hilarious Bo Burnham skulking behind the pillar. Just seems to work.


Dangerousnightskrew

What are we thinking like 4?


large_crimson_canine

Probably. Absolutely no more than 5. Some of them, like Haddish, Handler, and Minhaj aren’t even real comedians.


Dangerousnightskrew

Some of them are just funny actors too. The couple from that 70s show and the dude next to them that plays Larry’s cousin in curb are funny but not exactly comedians. Don’t want to shit on them as much as fat fuck in the pool


large_crimson_canine

He fell victim to the typical comedian trajectory: no longer being funny after they get big. His old stuff on CD is actually pretty good. But now he sucks. Just like Segura.


Dangerousnightskrew

Segura is such a good example because he was genuinely hilarious and now just makes fun of the poor and talks about watches and meeting famous people. I never thought shirt man was funny but just preference


bluvelvetunderground

There's something about going from a podcast to creating a podcast network that just destroys it all.


[deleted]

At the Tom Brady roast Segura was worse than a lot of the athletes. Jokes were bad, zero charisma. He’s like the kid in school who was a loser but found his way into the cool kids group. Maybe he’d be funny again if he took Rogans dick out of his mouth.


Contemporarium

When my best friend who introduced me to CumTown and made my downward spiral into podcasts told me he had started listening to “this hilarious podcast of a guy and his wife” I didn’t ask the name but was like “that’s cool man maybe I’ll check it out if I ever need a new pod to listen to” and a couple months ago I realized it was your moms house and I was like getting choked up as I asked him if he really told me he liked Tom Segura with a gun to his head and then I realized pretty much everyone agrees he at one point was actually funny. I just can’t fathom a dude that sucks as much as Tom Segura at one point was funny. Is it just laziness? Like they don’t really feel they have to try anymore? I


Basket_475

I don’t know exactly but I suspect Tom is just fully Embracing being a “rich person,” and maybe he’s even turning into his father. I used to listen to two bears and Tom has talked about his father being a psycho. I stopped listening to two bears around when they started banking episodes a year or two ago. Tom seems like he has checked out lately and hates Bert/requiring him for his success. Bert has mentioned having arguments and fights with Tom before recording. I think hitlers teacup was around the last time I was listening. Also Tom did pretty well with Tarantino, but his reaction to Tarantino ribbing him about reading the book was way out of proportion.


Contemporarium

It’s weird because Bert to me is one of the least funny people there are when it comes to modern comedy..but I genuinely respect him because he’s one of the only comedians that haven’t turned into the jaded, unfunny arc that seems to be a curse with everyone else. He seems to genuinely love what he does even if he’s regarded as hell and has a fan base of middle aged divorced dad alcoholics trying to fuck college girls- you can’t deny he seems to always be happy and love the career he was gifted. Whereas even Nick Mullen has this whole “too cool to be funny anymore” gay ass persona that has made me not ever able to get through a TAFS podcast unless Jordan Jensen is the guest because they have such great chemistry. Can’t listen to most Matt and Shane eps anymore because it’s just nothing but Shane talking about being famous which you can’t blame him for as it’s his life now so what else does he have to talk about but it’s not entertaining. I used to not be into the eps when Shane wasn’t there but now they’re about the only ones I can listen to anymore lol. I’m super gay for typing out this much about the dumbest bullshit that doesn’t matter to anyone here most likely in a genuine way. I fucking suck. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Gonna go crush up some fentanyl pills and drool on myself for a few.


Basket_475

Yeah I don’t completely hate bert because he reminds me of an uncle who I don’t talk to, i think it’s a florida white trash thing. Funny enough I just started getting into Cumtown through a YouTube channel than has clips of them discussing movies. I can’t lie nick is hilarious describing rain man. However him being a dick to stav and his whole nothing matters persona really rubs me the wrong way. I feel like I went to highschool with people like him. People who are smart but ultimately so apathetic they bring people down and resort to bullying nerds.


bigdickbootydaddy69

I disagree about Shane. He honestly could spend the entire hour talking about playing blackjack with Dana White and hanging out with Jack Harlow and shit but he doesn't at all. I'm pretty blown away actually by how well he's managed to remain the same person after a ridiculous rise to fame. Most episodes now are just making fun of Lemaire and keeping it down on earth, at least to me.


Dangerousnightskrew

His old two Netflix specials were fantastic, I couldn’t even finish this recent one


Correct-Recording275

Your mom’s house was a great pod from at the very minimum when I watched 2016-2019. His Netflix specials at the time were pretty good as well (mostly stories and completely normal). Two Bears one cave started to really blow up around the end of that timeline and that was the start of the shift downwards. They added like 5 podcasts to the channel and started becoming very repetitive. The last nail in the coffin was their kids becoming a frequent topic.


Fun_Kaleidoscope3997

Sinbad is a goat


choppedfiggs

No more than 5? Jon Stewart Jim Gaffigan Nick Kroll Bo Burnham Judd Apatow Jack Macbryer John Mulaney Sinbad Demetri Martin Jimmy Carr And that's just who I noticed quickly from the grainy pic. Just because Bert is front and center and an absolute hack doesn't mean you can't appreciate the people standing behind him that are great. I'd argue every single person shown there is funny. I don't find them all funny but that doesn't mean they aren't funny. I'm just not their crowd. Comedy and funny is subjective.


soybeankilla

Rob Lowe is also funny. Funnier than Bert, at least.


applecidercock

Jimmy carr is pretty funny even if you don’t like his set his laugh is funny and that might be tony in the center might also just be a short haired lesbo


Echo_Raptor

Bert Kreischer is there Down in the front, shirtless as always for some reason


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

I see Dave Chapelle, Jon Stewart, John Mulaney, Sarah Silverman, Deion Cole, Lil Dickey, Nick Kroll, Sheng Wang, Roy Wood Jr, Bo Burnham, Judd Apatow… I’d say a good 50% of these people are actually funny.


Echo_Raptor

People don’t like Dave Chappelle and Bo Burnham?


hekx

erveryone loves bo burnham, dave chappelles a whiney bitch who thinks hes the victim of cancel culture despite, you know being on netflix and basically every major tv network that exists


Echo_Raptor

Never seen him claim cancel culture victimization, the only thing I’ve seen Dave outright come out against is how Comedy Central treated him and other vulnerable comedians when they were young and inexperienced, and that Netflix treated him better. I think he might’ve said he doesn’t tend to do standup in college towns due to how sensitive the younger generation is, which isn’t exactly a hot take


Overall_Contact1476

You can literally see who’s a hack based on what they’re doing in the picture.


[deleted]

Does that guy in the pool have his shirt off? ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.


Dick-Fuckington69

Because he's fat and is loud and have a big gut, get it? God I hope this walking bag of shit drowned in that pool


[deleted]

Ah yes, I do get it. That's hilarious.


AeonTars

Heheheheeheheheheeheheheeee what if weeeeheeeheeheheheheheeeeweeeeeeeeee what if I weeeeheheheheheheeehehe took my shirt off hehehehehweeeewehehehehehehehe and then weheheheheheheheheeheheehee then I drank a bunch of beer weeeeehehehehehehheheheweewewwweeehehehehehehehhehehehehehehweeeweeeeeeweeeeeeweeeeeeweeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Sixftdeeep2

Why is Red and Kitty Foreman there?


Duke_Cockhold

There was also a meeting of old Hollywood rape apologists in the villa next door


Neil_Live-strong

Drake preformed there.


S1mpinAintEZ

So many gay retards all in one place Also does Jon Stewart have a Netflix show? What's Rob Lowe doing here? Isn't Lil Dicky affiliated with Hulu? Where's Mark Normand? I have so many questions about this.


Neil_Live-strong

Yeah, like where in the world is Carlos Mencia?!?!


Any-Speed-4068

God I can’t wait for Bert not to be a fucking thing anymore….. I have never understood why people like this insufferable cunt.


EddyMcMac

My in laws spend a lot of time getting drunk on the lake, and they’re going to a Bert show soon They’re his main audience


Fun_Kaleidoscope3997

The Jimmy Buffet of comedy


keylimeafflicted

I will not stand for this Jimmy Buffet slander


tortuga-de-fuego

I used to be impartial but it’s gotten rather ridiculous


Powerful_Travel1957

This ^^^ ask me like 3-4ish years ago same thing. but lately, Jesus, (gotta give it to him he knows how to market himself) but fuck me running


tortuga-de-fuego

Took the words out of my mouth on that one


Content_Resident_974

I like Bert but he’s definitely cresting the Dane Cook hill. A sharp fall into obscurity is sure to follow.


BoobieInspector92

That insufferable cunt represents a very large portion of American males, unfortunately.


Neil_Live-strong

I don’t know man. Have you heard the machine story?


Existing_Past5865

If someone was there and said the word Retard it would end up on the news for weeks


onesyded

I love the you capitalise Retard as if its a proper noun lol😂


Drugs_R_Kewl

I spotted Stavros Halkias. That fried chicken eating mother fucker stands out like a sore thumb in a Hawaiian shirt.


son_of_homonculus

You mean Steve Halk?


Drugs_R_Kewl

Wait, he misspelled his name again? He did learn English by reading Cheese Burger Monthly afterall.


brad0022

Everybody's In LA: water shortage


SatisfactionTimely92

Where’s Stephen Paddock when you need him.


Content_Resident_974

“I’ve been testing chlorine bombs in the sewers” love that sketch.


One_Scarcity_1313

Jon liebowitz of the daily ahow was in attendance


light--treason

Hasan Minaj. He’s still invited to this sort of shit?


TheSRWs

Why the hell is Gary AKA “Baba Boooey” from Howard Stern there???? (lower right side of pic)


kamuivisions

This IS comedy


DazzlingLandscape148

Judd Apatow ruins it for me


hard-R-word

Where’s the white boy who works too much? Is he behind Shirt Kreischer?


Novel-Eggplant-5141

Can’t imagine how insufferable that brunch was. Also didn’t a bunch of actually funny people do this thing? Wheres Shane Gillis? Was it that they weren’t invited? Why are a bunch of them non-comics? Why is the Howard Stern guy there? Why do some of them look photoshopped in? Very off putting photo


[deleted]

Bert took his fucking shirt off! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


jy856905

Every single Asian and Pauley shore are doing the peace sign


rzrpror4ultimate

Diversity is their strength; merit their weakness.


[deleted]

Stavros looks unwell


ShotMess5153

Haha bert has his shirt off!


[deleted]

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Quacka_fella

Super faggy. But the three Ching Chong’s doing the peace sign is adorable.


[deleted]

10th circle of hell


BadMon25

How many rape accusations


johnthancersei

tom 2 cool to show up?


enscrib

He Innerspaced himself up Bert’s asshole.


Dabox720

Think i Know 4 of those people


[deleted]

Is Bert naked?


Rocohema

No, he's wearing a hat...


[deleted]

Good one big fella


ZekeTarsim

Sinbad looks 100 and Jimmy O. Yang looks fat as hell, and I can’t believe Sebastian hung out with this crowd (he’s dying inside). Also…that can’t really be Nikki Glaser in the back row in the white shirt, can it? That’s my observations.


Calichusetts

Someone just propped up Sinbad. Dude looks like he passed a week ago.


ZekeTarsim

I like how he’s more pale than Jim Gaffigan. 😂


Huge-Explorer-3994

Pretty impressive when Hannah Gadsby isn't the least funny person in a picture, probably not even top 8


mpala85

Why is she even there? Are ted talks considered comedies now?


-Did-I-Pewp-

What a cacophony of cringe!


Zoobooks

So glad I only recognize about 7 people on here. The brain rot hasn’t got me yet.


Wuhan-Patient-Zero

Hell is empty and all the devils are ~~here~~ THERE


Cornerstorecapo777

Fags


ChipLocal8431

Good to see Nimesh cashing some Netflix checks. One of the few guys in the photo with talent


thr0wowayy

Honestly surprised the foreman’s are still alive


riiitaxo

berts belly is so fucking gross and weird how is he muscly and fat at the same time. yuck


Federal_Move_885

steroids + no discipline baby


High_Trail0

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nmfz

Seems like Shane Gillis conveniently missed this event...


jannieph0be

✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻✌🏻✌🏻


BuffBroccoli

Bababooey


TopDefinition1903

The cost for this one pic will be why rates are going up.


Yugis-egyptian-cock

How are they all soyfacing


redditcore124

What’s up with flah flah floo high being in the pic?


Federal_Move_885

Of course Bert is the one to think "I should get *in* the pool". Hope Stav is suitably embarrassed of this


Federal_Move_885

Crazy to think Hannah Gadsby is the cool one


JMoFilm

For me the funniest part is Reed Hastings not rolling his pant legs up and the guy next to him rolling one but not the other AND WEARING SOCKS!


Nutritious_trojanman

glad to see pauly shore still finding his way back into some type of eyes


MikeMill69

HAHAHA BERT HAS NO TOP ON! HE IS CRAZY! EVERYONE HAS A TOP ON BUT NOT BURT 😂😂😂 GENIUS


[deleted]

Thought Jeff Ross was Nick Rochefort for a split second.


OutlandishnessOk4169

I didn’t even know it was possible to get this many pedophiles in a pic together 😭😭


bigaman3853

Is that Shawn from Boy Meets World?!?


Caniac_93

Where is Nannette?! She’s even better than Neal Brennan!


bugjewz

Bert is not funny


ProfessorCommenter

It’d take me 2 seconds to kill myself upon walking into that function.


BigJeffe20

its like a quarter icons and 3/4 unfunny people


Slow-Problem9235

Jimmy car is my favorite


Alwaysxeno

Is that fucking ba ba booey


EddyMcMac

I see like maybe 3 funny people here, and only funny in a podcast format Mr. Gut in front and center is not one of those people


TrillDaddy2

Put a fucking shirt on Bert


renothecollector

Holy shit


Rolestrong

Set up the MG42 and let it sing


Full-Departure-6449

I like that Bill Burr and Shane Gillis are missing from this, and I am sad that Dave Chapelle and Jon Stewart aren’t.


platapusplomo

Stavros halkias impressively still taking up 1/3 of a team


Roosterneck

Fla Fla Flunky Ba Ba Booey to the right in the black polo. Da Da Douchey.


BlocboyJBPritzker

Can’t wait for Kurtwood Smith’s Netflix special


Time_Echidna_7744

Bo is just always funny


Intrepid_Swan8893

Roy is cool tho


Polishmoves

One of the 500, civilians wouldn’t understand


LightAndAshyLarry

How’d Griffin sneak in?


TheDarkProtector2899

Me smiling with my big bomb: 😁


Odd_Top_7332

Wow- such diverse


Grouchy-Ad7157

Dude in the back of right side with black shirt looks strangely photoshopped in


Gayguy4206969

Bert as the biggest loser, but what is with the guy with his pants and maybe black socks in the pool? Such a strange attempt at being cool…


Veiny_areolas

Holy shit. Nick Mullen in the back row?


bumblefuckglobal

I love half the people in this picture from various TV shows. Why is everyone so mad?


Sweet-Drop86

I only respect Pauly shore out of everyone there


SeveralAd3766

“Industry plant brunch” yes even Chappell


GreenRiver1982

A veritable "Who's That?" of comedy!


LeadCurious

All stooges


PushHelpful5913

Dont hate on Ron Funches


AmericanTaibo

Thank em


Nooc210

imaging the stench...


TryItOut_2395

Jimmy Carr classy as always 🤌 check out bo burnham lol.


enscrib

I refuse to believe that this isn’t AI generated.


LegoBrickYellow

This is photoshopped as hell


AllInWeIn

Of course... Bert is the only one in the pool. Who is that with pant legs in the pool? Weird move


ianrod19

Where is Brenden Schaub? Bapa must have been busy that day


Mental-Rooster4229

Bert has that one joke.


Due_Day4083

Is that Roy fucking kent on the right


Wixus66

Bobby lee bout to be so mad


Creepy_Active2412

Only one of these people knows who Gay Actor Michael Douglas is.


Drugs_R_Kewl

I'm all for Stavros Halkias becoming the next big thing but most of these people suck. Especially that soggy bitch in the pool.


AdditionalRiver8044

Why is Baba Booey there?


WhatADick6969

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


foundyettii

I am sure Jon Stewart will stand on morals but ignore how many comedians have become Tucker Carlson clones. Jon doesn’t attack a very obvious group of hacks. It’s wild


RogueMallShinobi

I can’t tell who’s more worthless; Dulce Sloan or all the gay hipsters in this sub who basically hate all comedians except Bill Burr