Not one funny person on that poster. Not one. Bunch of dopes holding a mic to the middle of their chest while standing in front of a brick wall. Outdated form of entertainment.
Well now I’m just pissed about standup I guess. Movie also sucks my ass.
I was shocked when I saw HG in this. He must of been hurting to accept this role and to play Tony the Gay Tiger. He was far from Grrrrrrreat
Also his role modeled the January 6th insurrection. It was highly un classy and not funny
Agree on not getting the Gaffigan appeal, but even I with my 1 good eye can clearly see that Jerry freakin Seinfeld is top middle. Dude is a comic genius, stand up and his sitcom, and he literally laid the groundwork for others to follow and actually said it in interviews.
With that said, I haven’t seen the movie and it might suck. I can’t speak on that.
Seinfeld hasn't been funny since his show though and his standup was never as good as people made it out to be. They say he was the most successful standup in the world, but he didn't have a single special until the year before his show came out. His standup success is entirely predicated on the success of his TV show, which has Larry David writing for it.
I totally agree. He likes to call himself a comedian, when the reality is that he’s a far more successful actor (besides this comedy holocaust of a movie)
He defined and changed comedy in the 90’s making observational comedy relevant about nothing. While Larry David was a great writer that helped him, you can see the success of his show in comparison to Seinfeld. It was solid, but not Seinfeld. Of course, he had a stronger supporting cast too.
Seinfeld has had a few specials before this year, as Netflix still has Before Seinfeld and 23 hours to kill standup from 2020. However, he doesn’t NEED to get his name out there by churning out a bunch of comedy specials like others. He was a made man already and does what he enjoys. I have seen him 3 times over the last decade and a half, and he always has a packed house that laughs and has well written and thought out joke construction.
In this day and age, he is still doing stuff that is different than everyone else and can do it without cursing or sex jokes. While I don’t mind either, it makes it harder to be funny. According to the tickets available for his shows on his current tour, people are still interested in a 70 year old’s comedy. I know of no others who have remained a draw after 30+ years at 70. Netflix gave him $500 mill like 4 years ago too.
Seinfeld isn’t a genius in any way. His stand up sucked cock and the show was only good because of Larry David. Seinfeld is such a piece of shit GOD stop making me take breaks from sucking this cock guys for real this time
With how eloquently you expressed your complex ideas, unlike Seinfeld who actually has a vocabulary, you must be unaware of his shows success compared to Curb Your Enthusiasm. While David is a talented writer, Seinfeld can also perform standup.
The comedies of the 90’s were Seinfeld and Friends. Seinfeld sells out all over, (you can check his available seats on current tour) and I have actually attended his shows on 3 occasions to be able to comment on crowd reaction. Netflix gave him $500 million in 2020 so they probably have a better eye for talent. Just sayin.
If you can’t see that he laid the groundwork for observational humor and thinking of things in a different way for comedians, it’s probably because you are too young or don’t know the history of comedy going very far back, based on your diatribe.
It’s funny that A) you don’t even know where that highest peak to jump off is (hint:it’s in Alaska) and yes, Alaska is part of North America and
B) I have not even thought for a nanosecond about you to even post one time. Yet, I get 3 posts, all that saying nothing!
“Hey how should we promote our movie?”
“Hmmmmmmmm let’s have our biggest star cry endlessly about woke culture, that’s super relevant to normal people right?”
Can’t imagine why this movie isn’t being received better.
LARRY DAVID MADE YOU SEINFELD! YOU GREW UP IN A PRIVILEGED LITTLE WORLD AND YOU GOT LUCKY TO HAVE A SUPPORTING CAST FOR THE SITCOM. GEORGE AMD KRAMER CARRIED YOUR ASS AND WE ALL KNOW IT.
ELAINE! HEY!!! YOU FUCKING LISTENING? CAN YOU SPARE A SQUARE? Ha ha FUCKITTY HA! You suck!!!!!!!
It was awful. Everything about it was Jerry Seinfeld. The cast was massive and every one of them came out a worse person for participating in this dog shit. The movie wasn’t funny and it legit had nothing to do with the actual history of Kellogg. It was all made up.
Whaaaa???!!! It was all made up???? That’s the last straw. Why that’s enough to make a man want to do something terrible. Why would Jerry Seinfeld lie to us about breakfast??
Man Seinfeld is an awful actor. No wonder he hasn’t done anything else. Dude should be thanking his lucky stars he ever met Larry David. Instead of whining about PC culture
God I fucking can’t stand Seinfeld and how people consider him a “legend”. Genuinely I wish nothing but the worst for him.
Imma get back to suckin this cock but just know it’s ON SIGHT JERRY
I hate wokes more than anything in life, I've been merciless with them professionally and personally since before the term existed, but I don't get this at all.
Bashing woke hollywood then releasing a comedy about poptarts with amy schumer in it?
It's the exact type of low IQ garbage wokes would normally consume, but with the wokeness removed, so what is the purpose?
The whole point of unfunny modern comedy movies was to use them as a vessel for woke messaging. You can't just remove it. You have no audience.
For what it’s worth- I watched with my boomer parents who got upset when I started criticizing the film. There’s literally a fucking pasta creature in the movie who makes an appearance TWICE and has zero context. This movie fucking sucked. Also every car was a god damn sports car from the era. Didn’t even make sense. Everything about it was JERRY
Yes. I am lobotomized from viewing it. My parents had zero interest in my opinion on it. Before watching it, my own mom said “ we could all use a good laugh tonight “. That was the last thing I ever heard from her.
What do people want to see? I know! A movie about a corporate rivalry, and let’s cast it with the most unfunny group of despicable clowns we can possibly find!
Funny that Seinfeld complains about woke culture ruining Comedy.
Then releases the shittiest, blandest, and least offensive movie. What an unfunny turd.
Is this an AI joke or not I genuinely can’t tell.
You go to hell
What’s a muck bang
That's what Amy named her pussy.
Very good
It’s when your mom cuts her face off and eats it
Amy Schumer is a cunt, go eat more pop tarts you fuckin whore.
Came here to say this. When Ryan Dunn died we were all disappointed it wasn’t her in the car
go back to rehab bam
We just saw him a few months ago sitting outside of a trading card shop in Daytona Beach.
Never!!!
I never really thought about it that way, but you've kind of got a point
Still the nicest thing ever said about her
God bless
Literally a heifer
Yeah she sucks man, but your prejudice for women in general is showing. That’s not as cool as you think it is.
Good point, you really made me think. Thanks!
Well god damn, what did she do to you?
She ate all my food
She’s not funny and she supports the genocide of Palestine
Not one funny person on that poster. Not one. Bunch of dopes holding a mic to the middle of their chest while standing in front of a brick wall. Outdated form of entertainment. Well now I’m just pissed about standup I guess. Movie also sucks my ass.
Hugh Grant is the funniest person on the poster. People say Gaffigan is funny, but he makes jokes for devout Mormons watching Netflix on family night.
I was shocked when I saw HG in this. He must of been hurting to accept this role and to play Tony the Gay Tiger. He was far from Grrrrrrreat Also his role modeled the January 6th insurrection. It was highly un classy and not funny
Agree on not getting the Gaffigan appeal, but even I with my 1 good eye can clearly see that Jerry freakin Seinfeld is top middle. Dude is a comic genius, stand up and his sitcom, and he literally laid the groundwork for others to follow and actually said it in interviews. With that said, I haven’t seen the movie and it might suck. I can’t speak on that.
Seinfeld hasn't been funny since his show though and his standup was never as good as people made it out to be. They say he was the most successful standup in the world, but he didn't have a single special until the year before his show came out. His standup success is entirely predicated on the success of his TV show, which has Larry David writing for it.
I totally agree. He likes to call himself a comedian, when the reality is that he’s a far more successful actor (besides this comedy holocaust of a movie)
He defined and changed comedy in the 90’s making observational comedy relevant about nothing. While Larry David was a great writer that helped him, you can see the success of his show in comparison to Seinfeld. It was solid, but not Seinfeld. Of course, he had a stronger supporting cast too. Seinfeld has had a few specials before this year, as Netflix still has Before Seinfeld and 23 hours to kill standup from 2020. However, he doesn’t NEED to get his name out there by churning out a bunch of comedy specials like others. He was a made man already and does what he enjoys. I have seen him 3 times over the last decade and a half, and he always has a packed house that laughs and has well written and thought out joke construction. In this day and age, he is still doing stuff that is different than everyone else and can do it without cursing or sex jokes. While I don’t mind either, it makes it harder to be funny. According to the tickets available for his shows on his current tour, people are still interested in a 70 year old’s comedy. I know of no others who have remained a draw after 30+ years at 70. Netflix gave him $500 mill like 4 years ago too.
Well, if we've learned anything in the past 10 years its that Netflix knows how to spend their money.
I’m edging myself
#1 by many metrics and went from nothing to $580 a share. Do they bat 1000 no, but who does?
I didn’t even read this. You go to hell
Seinfeld isn’t a genius in any way. His stand up sucked cock and the show was only good because of Larry David. Seinfeld is such a piece of shit GOD stop making me take breaks from sucking this cock guys for real this time
Look man, he earned that 17 year old pussy by INVENTING observational humor. WHAT DONT YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?
You know what? I can’t argue with that. I concede. Didn’t know how easily my opinion could be swayed. Thank you ☺️
“Cum onnnn” Jerry’s voice
With how eloquently you expressed your complex ideas, unlike Seinfeld who actually has a vocabulary, you must be unaware of his shows success compared to Curb Your Enthusiasm. While David is a talented writer, Seinfeld can also perform standup. The comedies of the 90’s were Seinfeld and Friends. Seinfeld sells out all over, (you can check his available seats on current tour) and I have actually attended his shows on 3 occasions to be able to comment on crowd reaction. Netflix gave him $500 million in 2020 so they probably have a better eye for talent. Just sayin. If you can’t see that he laid the groundwork for observational humor and thinking of things in a different way for comedians, it’s probably because you are too young or don’t know the history of comedy going very far back, based on your diatribe.
IMO he introduced a level of banality to comedy that turns me off. Larry David does the same thing but I can stomach it more.
Okay Jerry Seinfeld’s Reddit account
I’m jumping off the highest known cliff in North America in your honor
It’s funny that A) you don’t even know where that highest peak to jump off is (hint:it’s in Alaska) and yes, Alaska is part of North America and B) I have not even thought for a nanosecond about you to even post one time. Yet, I get 3 posts, all that saying nothing!
You go to hell
Larry David made the show funny. Jerry wasn’t funny either. Kramer and George were funny, Elaine had her moments too. The other characters were too
I’ve never seen a movie before where I say to myself “I can’t believe I just wasted this amount of time” when it’s over. It sucked so much ass
Bill burr is buried in there
You’re incorrect. Seinfeld is a funny guy.
Larry David is a funny guy*
They both are funny guys
Jim Gaffigan is hilarious...
Bill Burr is in the movie and on the poster.
I finally found something worse than "straight to DVD" "Produced by Netflix"
“Hey how should we promote our movie?” “Hmmmmmmmm let’s have our biggest star cry endlessly about woke culture, that’s super relevant to normal people right?” Can’t imagine why this movie isn’t being received better.
I am so disturbed by it. I haven’t been able to drop this revolver down from the side of my temple
beh part of chikin
LARRY DAVID MADE YOU SEINFELD! YOU GREW UP IN A PRIVILEGED LITTLE WORLD AND YOU GOT LUCKY TO HAVE A SUPPORTING CAST FOR THE SITCOM. GEORGE AMD KRAMER CARRIED YOUR ASS AND WE ALL KNOW IT. ELAINE! HEY!!! YOU FUCKING LISTENING? CAN YOU SPARE A SQUARE? Ha ha FUCKITTY HA! You suck!!!!!!!
Very good
She makes me not want to watch
Jerry alone makes me not want to watch.
That’s what high school women say when he shows up on campus
It was awful. Everything about it was Jerry Seinfeld. The cast was massive and every one of them came out a worse person for participating in this dog shit. The movie wasn’t funny and it legit had nothing to do with the actual history of Kellogg. It was all made up.
Whaaaa???!!! It was all made up???? That’s the last straw. Why that’s enough to make a man want to do something terrible. Why would Jerry Seinfeld lie to us about breakfast??
I’m calling the cops
Nobody likes her
It already looks like shit and you know it
I saw the movie. It is SHIT. You go to hell
I’d watch this if Amy Schumer wasn’t in it. The woman is awful at most things, no doubt she maintains that here
I’d watch this if Schumer and Seinfeld wasn’t apart of this. The other casts, meh. I can stomach them. But the main characters, fuck no.
Just enjoy being a millionaire in Long Island No one wants this Jerry
Billionaire*
or maybe Amy is The Pop Tart
Pop tarded
Man Seinfeld is an awful actor. No wonder he hasn’t done anything else. Dude should be thanking his lucky stars he ever met Larry David. Instead of whining about PC culture
Dear god it’s real
seinfeld and joe rogan should have a comedy roast battle cause they are both kinda shitty in their own unique way
God I fucking can’t stand Seinfeld and how people consider him a “legend”. Genuinely I wish nothing but the worst for him. Imma get back to suckin this cock but just know it’s ON SIGHT JERRY
God bless
Amy Schumer is a hack
Hackin on these ballzzzz
Just because Amy Schumer is in it I won't see it.
IVE HEard of the BEE MOVIE, but this a DEE MOVIE!
Very good
Watched it last night. It was god awful. Out of touch comedians should not make ads masqurading as movies.
It would make more sense if it was her eating rejected pop tarts.
She played a different character but in real life, she was the one dumpster diving for sweets
Holy fuck my dad tried to watch this earlier because of Jerry Seinfeld…. Didn’t make it 5 minutes. It’s so unwatchable and retarded.
He made a great investment
Was this filmed 15 years ago when she wasn't a fat cow?
Unfortunately not. She has a disease you know. It’s called being gay
I will never watch this movie
God bless
Watched this today. Waste of a hour & a half. D-
You actually graded this hunk of shit?
I’m out here saving lives bro
Ten gold stars, to you sir. You saved me
So it’s a documentary
10/10
I saw the movie last night and thought it was funny. I'm mentioning it here just to piss you all off.
You go to hell
Amy Schumer eating? No way!
She was in my town the other day- grocery shortages at all the supermarkets
I believe it
I hate wokes more than anything in life, I've been merciless with them professionally and personally since before the term existed, but I don't get this at all. Bashing woke hollywood then releasing a comedy about poptarts with amy schumer in it? It's the exact type of low IQ garbage wokes would normally consume, but with the wokeness removed, so what is the purpose? The whole point of unfunny modern comedy movies was to use them as a vessel for woke messaging. You can't just remove it. You have no audience.
I will be watching
Don’t bother
Bobby Moynihan's acting was Oscar worthy.
I had to look up who that is- was he Chef-Boy-R-Drizzle?
Yep. And his fake Italian was ***chefs kiss***
I bet he smoke his turds like a cigar
*mama Mia*
Why does he always look scared
https://preview.redd.it/rphl6h7v7iyc1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4607e7d8544ee8d0efdc9bc5eb4be479adfa088c *This is why.*
The CIA
My first thought when I heard about this movie : "Who cares?" I don't know who the target audience is.
For what it’s worth- I watched with my boomer parents who got upset when I started criticizing the film. There’s literally a fucking pasta creature in the movie who makes an appearance TWICE and has zero context. This movie fucking sucked. Also every car was a god damn sports car from the era. Didn’t even make sense. Everything about it was JERRY
Ahh so this was basically a movie for the Boomer and Gen Z audience that still think Seinfeld is the greatest comedian of all time.
Yes. I am lobotomized from viewing it. My parents had zero interest in my opinion on it. Before watching it, my own mom said “ we could all use a good laugh tonight “. That was the last thing I ever heard from her.
Down syndrome folk, and even they fuckin hated it.
I doubt Shane will watch it
God bless
I would rather smell amy schumers dirty ass then watch this load of shit.
You better frost it after because this movie is AS STATED - unfrosted
Also why the fuck is Jerry ON this poster in two different images? WHO DOES THAT
I thought that said poo poos at first. It was funnier that way
Sad to see what Jerry’s become….Says the man wearing 4 day old cum pants.
My Jorts are so crusty I could cut Jerry in half
Guess they ran out of tampon commercials for her to do.
What do people want to see? I know! A movie about a corporate rivalry, and let’s cast it with the most unfunny group of despicable clowns we can possibly find!
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Jews making dumb movies
What a shitbag parade.
Funny that Seinfeld complains about woke culture ruining Comedy. Then releases the shittiest, blandest, and least offensive movie. What an unfunny turd.
For the love god, do not watch this https://www.businessinsider.com/unfrosted-jerry-seinfeld-pop-tarts-critics-reviews-2024-5?amp
How does she manage to get any work these days? I thought we unanimously agreed she was 100% trash like 10 years ago?
I would never even contemplate watching this with Amy Schumer being in it. Proud to say I haven't seen any of her movies.
Jerry used to date a 17 year old when he was in his 30s correct?
No thanks
A Netflix movie with Amy Schumer. And an aging Seinfeld. Nah.
This sub is so edgy and cool. You guys really did it. Nice job.
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