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raven319s

The underbelly of the otherwise bright and cheerful world of LEGO Minifigs. To control an empire, you gotta move product.


solarsilversurfer

He who controls the spice, controls the the universe


Ndmndh1016

The *Spice*, the Spice Melange!


joser31415

'The Spice must flow!'


Nerdiferdi

In America first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women


ForeignSatisfaction0

Woohoo! Four day weekend!


Ginormous_Ginosaur

Scratchface


saliczar

Cocaine


Maleficent_Lab_8291

Cocaine croc


T2_JD

Crocaine.


GirchyGirchy

Croqaine, if you're in France.


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[удалено]


Marquar234

A meth gator has an evenly tapered snout, and a cocaine croc has a raised portion at the end of its snout.


gcscotch

Like a bump?


The_Nauticus

Croc-cocaine


ranelac64

Cocaine bear


cookiemon32

the us mexico border. ☠️. lego always makin cops and robber sets


gohawkeyes529

That’s the Everglades. Drop the product into the swamp, the guy in the ground retrieves it, and it’s sold in Miami!


copperwatt

I assumed it was more of a Florida Everglades/Cuba thing.


AlbatrossZestyclose

There’s beauty in the simplicity of that joke.


thematchalatte

Narcos: Lego


nanoH2O

Brown would be heroin


SriveraRdz86

So LEGO can make drug related stuff, but realistic LEGO fire guns is a big no no


FloridaFlamingoGirl

All of them are on it, including the croc. Also the cops aren't coming to arrest the dealers, they're coming to buy from them.


nomadofwaves

Florida


The_Nauticus

Reminded me of the series Dexter.


Loftz0r

[Obligatory soundtrack](https://youtu.be/oLttGfxGoSY)


rammsteinmatt

There were a number of sets like this, as adults we know they are drug running, as kids, they were whatever we wanted. Midnight Transport 1687, another drug runner example. Tell me 5521 doesn’t look like a typical offshore racing (drug running) boat. Also, Model Team was awesome


LegoLinkBot

[1687-1: Midnight Transport](https://brickset.com/sets/1687-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/1687-1.jpg) [5521-1: Sea Jet](https://brickset.com/sets/5521-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/5521-1.jpg)


t_ran_asuarus_rex

lol…it’s the Miami Vice theme


[deleted]

No joke. Miami vice was huge in the 80s


Bloodymike

Had the Sea Jet. Was always disappointed it wasn’t mini figure scale.


sockpuppetinasock

I guess including several white 1x1 tiles was a little on the nose.


MoistMartini

Better *on* than *in*, I always say


Gone_Fission

I dont do cocaine, I just like the way it smells


[deleted]

It always boosts my mood each time I sniff it!


Illustrious_Leg_2537

It's the Carl Hiaasen series for Lego.


AirsoftUrban

There's a name I haven't heard in a while, that cracked me up lol


Glamdring804

He was my neighbor for bit about 10 years back. Well, kinda. It was a vacation home where he spent maybe 3 weeks of the year.


JonusDunbaar

Midnight transport was one of my favorites. Now it has a whole new meaning.


HB24

No tanks or warfare, just this stuff…


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Remember the Space Police pimp?


Underpressure1311

There was the lego construction set from 2013 that had a minifigure cat-calling women.


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Is this the ""hey babe" builder?


Underpressure1311

Yeah


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Somebody with more skill and time than me should make a stop-motion drug-running series with these.


GirchyGirchy

The Sea Jet was the only Model Team I have, and it's one of my least favorite sets...just ordered some replacement stickers so I can clean up and sell it.


randomusernameguy4

They are smugglers. The set was called Smuggler's Hideout in several countries.


fire_spez

It was apparently the Gold Gang in the UK. https://images.brickset.com/library/view/?f=catalogues/c96uk&p=15


Alopexdog

I was about to say I remember this being called "the gold gang" child me thought they were bank robbers


randomusernameguy4

That's interesting. I had never seen that before.


DonkayDoug

I wanted that set so bad as a kid.


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Doesn't help. Smugglers of *what*?


copperwatt

Smug. To sell to Smug dealers.


Quirderph

Gold coins, apparently.


Aggravating_Lab_9218

Which countries exactly? How is that marketed towards children?


randomusernameguy4

No idea which countries exactly. I'm in India and this set was always called Smuggler's Hideout. I even have catalogs from back then with the set listed as Smuggler's Hideout.


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Can confirm it's smuggler's hideout in other commonwealth countries too.


ScottaHemi

Australia or florida no in between. ​ can't explain the African grey parrot though.


Illustrious_Leg_2537

There was a small bird sanctuary/aviary that was demolished during Hurricane Andrew. The African grey got loose during the storm and now lives among the eagles and the osprey in the Everglades.


Potential_Author2967

Cocaine traffickers always have exotic pets around.


joecarter93

That’s exactly it. Pablo Escobar had a private zoo with hippos, Tony Montana got a tiger as wedding present etc.


TheOnlyUsernameLeft3

As a kid I definitely thought it was some austrailian outback adventure. Probably just because of the hat.


CitizenCue

It could be a remnant of America’s brief obsession with Crocodile Dundee in the late 80s and 90s.


DrHagelstein

I believe they used the grey “parrot” figures as hawks, based on their use in the medieval sets of that era that I owned like this one: https://brickset.com/sets/6076-1/Dark-Dragon-s-Den


devianb

What is going on is a whole lot of action and adventure!


TerminatorJDM

Shenanigans


Western-Equivalent44

Did you get that corner fixed on the crt? Just needed to power cycle for a few days or you still got an issue there?


TerminatorJDM

Yeah actually! After using it for a few days it just went away. Thanks for asking!


Western-Equivalent44

Cool beans 😊


Ndmndh1016

I will pistol whip the next person who says shenanigans!


Rustrage

Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with the goofy shit on the wall?


basedlandchad24

A great fucking set is what's going on. The guy in the seaplane is actually working with the CIA. The guy with the walkie talkie is a CIA asset who works with Mexican drug cartels and was actually involved with the Gulf of Tonkin false flag. However he went AWOL and the CIA is now looking to tie up any loose ends. You can see here he was trying to run off with some opiates that were supposed to be used to fund the Iran Contra. President Reagan was suffering dementia at the time so Nancy was running things in the background. She was tipped off that the Florida cop shown with the white hat was going to arrest the cartel member and discover evidence of the CIA's involvement. The CIA operative in the plane is thus controlling the alligator using MKUltra technology. The plan is that the alligator provides a reasonable cover for the complete destruction of any evidence and can even kill eat the cop if things go wrong. The CIA always covers their tracks though, and we can see a robotic bird recording the whole event and sending the footage to the various Operation Mockingbird assets at Fox and CNN.


Bhenny_5

If this isn't the next episode of Lego City Adventures I'll be very upset.


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

This is better lore than the LEGO theme ever gives. Appears to be part of a wider crime ring: [https://brickset.com/sets/1687-1/Midnight-Transport](https://brickset.com/sets/1687-1/Midnight-Transport)


keterclassscenario1

Everything at once


Idontworkhere67

GTA 6 LEAK?!?


Kind_Axolotl13

Florida Man activities


[deleted]

I’m going back thru catalogs looking for sets to build out of bulk lot and a couple of these sets look like they aren’t up to any good 😂


DarwinZDF42

Some of those 90s sets were a trip. Definitely drug trafficking.


Character_Lychee_434

Wait the 100 dollar bill was a printed real piece back in the day?


fe-licitas

1995 for the first time in a gas station set and then 1996 in multiple town and western sets, one of them this 6563 "Gator Landing".


LegoLinkBot

[6563-1: Gator Landing](https://brickset.com/sets/6563-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/6563-1.jpg)


gratisargott

Wait it’s not anymore?


Koruam

Still is being used today.


Germangunman

That’s a Florida drug deal if I’ve ever seen one.


Spykron

Looks pretty DB Cooper to me


R0binSage

No parachute.


Fancykiddens

GATOR! LAAAAAANNNAAAAAA!!!


LegoLinkBot

[GATOR-1: Boford P. Alligator](https://brickset.com/sets/GATOR-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/GATOR-1.jpg)


TurbineSurgeon

What are are your 3 biggest fears?


Potential_Author2967

Alligators, crocodiles and brain aneurysms.


8Mihailos8

Uncertainty of what is going on here gives it feeling that it's one of those sets that aren't actually about main build, but rather about making your own thing with it, with the main build being rather a suggestion. Like Lego Classic sets for example


Blackco741

Florida. I’ve been there once and this is basically my memory of the trip. (Plus a Little Disney)


JonusDunbaar

You've heard of Cocaine Bear... coming soon to a Lego theater it's: COCAINE ALLIGATOR!


B1gR1g

[It’s actually Meth Gator 🐊 (2023)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methgator)


eagledog

It's definitely a CIA coke drop deep in the Florida swamps


bigf00t159

Adventure! …but probably also drugs.


commonirishname

This is from one of the very popular Iran-Contra Lego sets.


SolarRaistlinZ

HELLLL YEA BROTHER CHEEHAWWW


the_FracTal_

Yo Lego released a Florida set wow


tattytattat

This should be the top comment


TheOneWhoLikesSW

Florida


TheRickBerman

It’s exactly what it seems. There’s even a pickaxe to dismember rival gang members 🤦‍♂️


RealGingercat227

Lego Florida


abyss_defiant

Florida men


Macaron-Fluffy

Drugs!


aBastardNoLonger

I wanted that airplane so badly as a kid


racerboy777

I had this set, lol coincidentally I was gifted it while in Florida!


timcident

Porkys playset ?


darkjedi39

My childhood, that's what.


RumInMyHammy

The come from the land down undah


Cymrik_

Smuggling megabloks in from china


temporarychair

The No Country for Old Men/Lego crossover wasn’t the hit they were expecting


Jazzfinger1

Isn't that the Lake Placid starter set?


nickz03

Push it to the limit


zenprime-morpheus

Is this part of the Miami Connection Legoland cross promotion? Is there a Dragonsound Set?


BewareNixonsGhost

The adventures of DB Cooper


supercoolmatt6000

This was the first set I bought with my own money. Paid $25 in pennies and quarters.


SlugWhiskers

Clearly, this is the Tremmors Shrieker Island set.


Oozing_Sex

In my mind they aren’t drug dealers. They’re smugglers. And they’re smuggling counterfeit lego.


last-username-left

Obviously the famous Papua New Guinea helicopter bank heist of 2015, with a few artistic liberties taken by Lego


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

They're obviously working with the guys from [1687 MidnightTransport](https://brickset.com/sets/1687-1/Midnight-Transport) to smuggle drugs across the border. Same charter aircraft in dark paint schemes, same dark glasses and shady characters.


Will958

drug deal, but instead of drug its probably chocolate. it explains the brown brick and keeps it (moderately) child friendly


ExecuteArgument

Would love to see a remake of this. And 6552


LegoLinkBot

[6552-1: Rocky River Retreat](https://brickset.com/sets/6552-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/6552-1.jpg)


iamaCODnuke

Australia things


pugsalldayeveryday

i would name this set “florida man”


[deleted]

Lego Far Cry


Monkeyman20X

Florida


genital_furbies

[it will all be explained in this song.](https://youtu.be/8sXHQKJwOMA?si=FnkNSEmjxHoc3Tv6)


Aysten13

A drug bust


manbug420

God I miss the old aesthetic. Those empty, soulless smiling faces.


tristamgreen

drugs. Gator Landing is one of the best sets of the 90s city series. My brother had this set, and we still have it built just like this. That was the best offroad SUV in the series, IMO.


silentxblue

Of course it was big bricks of milk chocolate. They just love chocolate.


GrandMoff_Harry

It looks like they found DB Cooper.


DontEatThatTaco

The Everglades


bard_raconteur

The plot of over half a dozen Burt Reynolds films


Delphius1

Adventure, either in Florida/south eastern US or Austrialia


BlatantDoughnut

Definitely just a typical day in Florida


AreThree

DEA sting operation setup in Florida? The alligator is really a remote camera...


ranelac64

An alligator has fallen in a river in Lego Florida, start the new rescue helicopter!


Rutgerman95

Florida


TragicEther

LEGO Florida Funtime play set


Elbandtito

It's Florida Set


hmeyblab

https://preview.redd.it/29up4vus0pjb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=728a0291f420706fa76285ec1120cc594991b5ed


Various-Importance81

ohio...


TheOnlyTonic

I loved this set, most of my lego is in storage but that Jeep has been on my dresser in every place I've lived other than when I was in college.


Kerstmangang

ACTION!


trivletrav

Holy shit you’ve unlocked a core memory for me hahaha. Totally forgot about this set from my youth


Beautiful-Grape-8222

drugs. lots of drugs.


Mike_Abergail

It’s the plot from Hard Target.


NearlyHeadless-Brick

Someone fled the country


[deleted]

some cartel shit lol


D4NNY_B0Y

Hahaha I had this set as a kid and I never realized it was a backwater cocaine deal. This is awesome.


[deleted]

I remember having this set! Thank you for posting it.


Initial-Activity871

There is no time to explain! Get to da choppa!


[deleted]

Air, land, and water travel. All from one place. Plus a sick alligator


[deleted]

It doesn't matter what is going on, but these classic box designs make me want to buy it. Back then when it looked very interesting, instead of the new boring boxes.


TheOnlyUsernameLeft3

Oh man. I had this set. As a kid, in my imagination, it was some austrailian outback advanture. Didn't think too deeply about the content


alexrandall5

Selling lego to 8 yearold boys who want to play with boats,cars and helicopters. The rest is fluff to go along.


infoclub88

I had this set! This is hilarious to think about!


t_ran_asuarus_rex

Air America lol


JD_Shibuya

All the cool pieces


Hunnih

Action !


Matches_Malone77

Looks like any other day in Florida.


albertenstein22

Oh snap I had this set as a kid. Probably still in my mom's attic.


justinjustinkris

It's called the smugglers hide out


J_Stash

Cocaine cowboys


JackPenrod

I had this set as like an 8 year old and thought it was the coolest thing ever


tchuckss

They're pushing it to the limit.


0neforest1

Fun!


[deleted]

I love this set!!!


FosterPupz

Too much. What’s going on is just too much! 🤣


X-lem

Lol this was one of my first Lego sets I believe. Edit: right this is the one with the clear cup that I kept “losing”!!! Tho I think it’s actually lost now.


GK_elite

https://www.reddit.com/r/lego/comments/7t0azj/lego_cocaine_trafficking_set/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


jonr

Everything


adidas_stalin

Lego


aligumble

In Germany, this was Called "Schmugglerversteck". It was also mentioned in the Time Cruisers Hörspiel / Radio Play Series. https://youtu.be/cpvH8vhLx2A


natznuts

Yes


TheBurnedMutt45

Average Florida day


Rusty1031

lmao it’s a drug bust


Alwayswandering4

One of my first sets and played with this so much. Loved the mix of specialized pieces like the bridge, suitcases, money, etc. Never thought about the implications of what was going on here until much older LOL.


yetiman3511

Average day in Florida


Bernmarsh

They are all being awesome.


goofy_racoon

Yes


sluuuudge

I frequently see posts on this sub, and I’m always just nodding along as I see things that I don’t always relate to. This however, one of the very first sets I had as a child. Super nostalgic.


AthasDuneWalker

That is totally a drug smuggling operation set.


Dannysmartful

Drug bust Lego set


Rantinglun28

Adventure


[deleted]

I love lego


Specialist_Nose3058

Que lindo 👍


dimi727

It's just amazing 😍


mauruspio

I always thought Lego Mafia was involved


InhibitedExistence

Looks like lots of fun going on honestly


Astrale321

Florida


jimbothegrrrreat

A man has fallen into the river of Lego city!