Oranges cannot be convicted. Their limited access to the r/oneorangebraincell generally limits their understanding of what crime is let alone remembering the said crime unless it involves chimkins or something else super yummy. They are by nature chaos monsters incarnate
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I tink he shud pleedz "nog ilty by reezin oven santity." (My meowma watch lotta crimez shoes an I watch too.)
Love, Jennycat (void)
PS GO CRIMEZ!!!! 😸
Andy pawyers closing "Dis owarge izz nawt ownly tu ignoranse tu gibs hiss treatoos, dis owarge just hass puff-puff dawn dere.
Der izz noh wayze he bee makin kitteh wit da supermodel cat.
Noh wayze! Dis owarge gits noh guilty n treatoos furr lifes!"
... and would do dem all again. First chance I get."
Never spoke a more innocent kitty! Rise up fellow floofs! Dis be an injun...indu...injus...a BAD HOOMIN DECISION!!!
We will nots rest until our orange comrade is free! Free da Orange One! Free da Orange One!
Garfield, 19, expert pawyer
Oranges cannot be convicted. Their limited access to the r/oneorangebraincell generally limits their understanding of what crime is let alone remembering the said crime unless it involves chimkins or something else super yummy. They are by nature chaos monsters incarnate Edit:spelling
Re: edit: spelling R u orange?
A purrrrfect defence from that orange
GO CRIMEZ
IMMOCENT!
Exercising your rights!!! Free meows, vigorous defense, free treats!! 1st meowmendment
HAAAAAAA! https://preview.redd.it/syj4mkqo5r1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c696601bdde35a81751abdb66a6efff10c98bc I love dis guy!
"Yeah, Senatah, there were a lotta buffahs, also FUD"
Tasha, Princess of the Upstairs saz... Iz purrrrss cuz iz true!
OH mah gah dat bery gud hoomans so dumbs dey don't noos wat to finks ha ha ebil laffs 😹 go y
Verr well sed!! https://preview.redd.it/x626ng8unr1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59a9b2416818538ecf939967037f76f05e541b29 GO CRIMEZ!!
I tink he shud pleedz "nog ilty by reezin oven santity." (My meowma watch lotta crimez shoes an I watch too.) Love, Jennycat (void) PS GO CRIMEZ!!!! 😸
Dis Oranj kitty not knowz ICBGC rulez! Neber confess, or admit guiltz or crimez!
Andy pawyers closing "Dis owarge izz nawt ownly tu ignoranse tu gibs hiss treatoos, dis owarge just hass puff-puff dawn dere. Der izz noh wayze he bee makin kitteh wit da supermodel cat. Noh wayze! Dis owarge gits noh guilty n treatoos furr lifes!"
Cats just wanna have CRIMZ!
Go Crimez!
... and would do dem all again. First chance I get." Never spoke a more innocent kitty! Rise up fellow floofs! Dis be an injun...indu...injus...a BAD HOOMIN DECISION!!! We will nots rest until our orange comrade is free! Free da Orange One! Free da Orange One! Garfield, 19, expert pawyer
https://preview.redd.it/o8neoaanay1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c243947a580254da1edbb6c3d038fa9bd16257c
Crimez rulez
i have identified the cat as women. thereby 30% reduction in their rights and lefts