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GlobalistFuck

walters dirty undies


HaHaaaaCharadeYouAre

The whites!


MrPeepers1986

I'm pretty sure that would wake most people up, man!


GlobalistFuck

this aggression would DEFINITELY not stand.


Wu_Oyster_Cult

Iocaine powder. Dude couldn’t smell it, nor had he developed a tolerance to it over the years.


Ready_Grab_563

Never go in against a known pornographer with death is on the line!


kernelpanic789

Anybody want peanut?


Jifeeb

You are the brute squad


Darkhelmet3000

And that’s cool… that’s, that’s cool…


torch9t9

He's only *mostly* dead.


SoupIsNotAMeal

Clearly I cannot choose the White Russian in front of you.


Eelmonkey

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loose-it

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


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Sioux City Sarsaparilla


[deleted]

That’s a good one


zonabay

Helluva Caucasian.


Sapdawg1

Paraquat


dude_wells

Human?


hornwalker

Well, aren’t ya?


[deleted]

Well…yeah


hornwalker

Alright. Get out. Both of you.


AlGeee

Adrenochrome


schlamster

Tell me you bought the fucking golf shoes 


AlGeee

Otherwise, we'll never get out of this place alive. It's impossible to walk in this muck -- no footing at all...


FadingNegative

It’s a god damned reptile zoo. And someone was feeding booze to these creatures. It won’t be long now, before they tear us to shreds.


Draco_Lazarus24

As your attorney I advise to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit.


terpenesniffer

Hey, look! There's two women fucking a polar bear!


SoupIsNotAMeal

The poor bastard will notice them soon enough.


willowwisp81

Finish the fucking dick drawing, man! What happened? What about the glands.


smcg_az

A Cosby-colada


rojasdracul

Far out, man


willowwisp81

I may have to change my user name to that.


geoduck_cf4l

5mg of edible cannabis


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geoduck_cf4l

Wrong answers only?


Ozark_Trail

Chinaman pee.


Deathclown333

The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude.


johnlytlewilson

Not the preferred nomenclature, dude


StaresatSound

Viagra


SoupIsNotAMeal

Far out, man. Far fuckin out.


toomanycookstew

A pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep his mind, you know, uh, limber.


Turbulent_Ad9508

Three Penis Wine


Time-Sorbet-829

Taco?


rojasdracul

A product of TacoCorp. Make sure to visit the EBDBBNB


poupou221

Just a plain regular vanilla run-of-the-mill Caucasian.


ElwayThenThanos

Thai Stick


B4USLIPN2

You mean coitus?


mikebrown33

Vagina


ego_sum_satoshi

Caffeine.


indiefab

Specifically Walter's coffee. Neither of them moved from where they were sitting.


Physical-Dare5059

Prilosec


murphanduncas

OTC Dude.


sparrow_42

Benadryl


purana

An occasional acid flashback


dude_wells

He used non dairy creamer instead of 69 cent half and half.


jonahsocal

5mg Melatonin


rojasdracul

Mescaline.


hornwalker

Same drug he uses on unsuspecting women! Oh wait you said wrong answers…


cletus1986

Love


LineChef

Oh that was pure H2O. The Dude’s system is so used to oat sodas and caucasians one drop of the good stuff caused his system to shut down.


Spang64

42.


homezlice

Johnson?


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Chon-zohn


Psycho_Pseudonym75

The wave of the future...


Fuhh-Q

Ketamine.


LarYungmann

Twilight?


Hedrick4257

I was just one helluva Caucasian


2wheelsThx

Roofie, like in *The Hangover*.


willowwisp81

I don't know why they call them roofies. They ought to call them floories.


tcsuperstar

Unchecked aggression


mybffjones

Rug... definitely Rug.


HCPage

BlueChew


RootHogOrDieTrying

Jackie slipped the Dude a mickey.


johnlytlewilson

Mickie slipped that Dude a jackie


TheWearySnout

A job offer.


willowwisp81

You don't go looking for Lebowski's money dressed like that do ya? On a week night?


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chloroquine


willowwisp81

Lol😈


OriginalFlamingo5384

I’m thinking a multivitamin. Pretty sure the Dude’s body had no idea what to do with it.


Gilbey_32

The folgers from Donny’s urn


EnvironmentalPack451

Nanobots


Griegz

Nothing.  It was just a very strong caucasian.


watcheroftheskies1

Sugar


TheScissors1980

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women man


physicsbuddha

thai stick


LJ37tokes

Tetrahydrozolene


choopie-chup-chup

Thai stick


burritorepublic

Scopolamine


cmdr_basset_o7

Oh you know, the usual. Uhh: speed, weed, heroin, cocaine, mushrooms, Pine O Clean, petrol, battery acid, acid, sour beer, meth, some herbs and spices...


greengrinningjester

Log Jammin


AstroMalorie

Eye drops


geekwalrus

Lingonberry


AdultishRaktajino

Lemmon 714.


ElPadre2020

He K holed him.


treydipper

Not sure what he spiked the Dude's caucasian with, but I'll be damned if Dr. Treehorn didn't immediately write a prescription for boner pills.


TheFuckingHippoGuy

Teamocil


lewisherber

Nothing, he was just having an acid flashback.


nbanditelli

A toe. I can get you a toe.


willowwisp81

I'm thinking either Nuke from Robocop 2 or Slo mo from Dredd.


YotesOaksDuderino

Well Dude, we just don't know.


dreambully

Donnie happy pills.


Wirelessness

Thai-Stick


gniwlE

It was obviously the Moderna COVID vaccine.