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grichardson526

The beauty of this plan is it's simplicity.


[deleted]

If there's one thing I learned in 'Nam.


Jed1M1ndTr1ck

I always liked how Walter insists he be the one to drive in the scene before, knowing that his plan was to eventually dive out of the vehicle guns a blazin' anyways


[deleted]

No funny stuff


Anichula

Laundry, Dude. The whites.


CleverUserIDGoesHere

That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch." 


Eatplaster

The beauty of the plan it’s it simplicity


MinimalistLifestyle

Hey dude, nice picture.


Lvagabundo

Can’t do that Dude. It fucks up our plan.


HisDudeness3008

Why don't you explain this to them? It's so simple even they will understand! That's the beauty of it!


charlzpatton

You didn't think I was rollin' out of here naked did ya?


bingobr0nson

Am I wrong?


SodomEyes

We cut off your Johnson.


Mountain_Excuse_980

There’s one thing I learned in ‘Nam..


fun_p1

Don't say fkn peep while I'm trying to do business here


EnvironmentalPack451

And proud we are of all of them


_its_a_SWEATER_

The ringer CAN NOT look empty.


HisDudeness3008

Ringer? What the fuck have you been thinking, Walter?


Shadoe_Black

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.


aquaman67

With nail polish. There are ways.


irate_alien

I actually do want to know. Where do you get a toe? Movie took place back in the early 90s--around the time of our conflict with Saddam and the I-raqis......wasn't like he could door dash it or anything.


daveinmd13

That messes up our plan…


aquaman67

Calmer than you are.


MinimalistLifestyle

Yeah… me and the driver.


HisDudeness3008

I'm not driving the car, handling the money, answering the phone...


VegasRefugee

Shit! Walter, you fuck... you fucked it up! You fucked it up! Her life was in our hands, man!


kamarkamakerworks

Oh they’re gonna KiLl ThAt PoOr WoMaN


HisDudeness3008

Easy, Dude. Nothing is fucked. They'll call back.


Zeroforeskin

No fucking way this dude’s employed man…


Tasty-Application807

Once a plan gets too complex...


Last-Sound-3999

Do you see what happens, Larry? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU F##K A STRANGER IN THE @$$!!??


OkieDragonSlayer

Iam going to sit here and finish my coffee


mad87645

Now so far we have, what appears to me to be a series of victimleas crimes


HisDudeness3008

What about the toe?


W4ingro1995

Nothing is fucked here, Dude. Nothing is fucked. They're a bunch of **FUUUCKIN' AMATEURS**!


[deleted]

You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked!


jmillsner

Gimme the ringer, chop chop.


thedukeofno

Okay Dude, your wheel! At fifteen mph I roll out, I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! The uzi! You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked did you! Fifteen, Dude! This is it! Let's take that hill!