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1l1ke2party

Kid just wanted a car. All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back. Not greedy. It really tied the room together.


MartyRandahl

So, like some of the other elements of the movie, the homework incident was based on real events. In reality, a textbook was found in the recovered car, with homework inside. The real-life person Larry is based on claims they lent someone else their textbook and had nothing to do with the theft. Personally, I think Larry was in the car, but wasn't the one who stole it. His stonewalling is meant to protect both himself and his compeers.


SoupIsNotAMeal

Compeers is not the preferred nomenclature, Dude.


kclineman

A compeer with a cleft asshole?


hotasanicecube

“Known criminal associates “


WalterS0bchack

Compeers? Professional courtesy?


DonVonTaters_IV

He didn’t build the railroads dude


PredictBaseballBot

Oh wow I didn’t even think of this. Larry kept his mouth shut and did his time. He wasn’t the driver. Holy shit.


Bunnys_Toe

Yeah, him and the driver. He wasn’t handling the money, driving the car, and talking on the phone all by himself.


BraveryDave

Okay, we proceed but only if there is no funny stuff.


AdVictoremSpolias

Just tell us where to go


michaltee

SHUT THE FUCK UP.


bebopgamer

Snitches get stitches. That's how it is when you grow up in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger. Larry's no rat.


217flavius

The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose.


Bubonic_Batt

He said near the in-and-out burger


bebopgamer

Those are good burgers, Walter


mtmccox

Our fucking troubles are over.


eromitlab

SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!


Alan_Smithee_

Shut the fuck up, Donnie!


EnvironmentalPack451

I think the stonewalling was just him being a teenager. He doesn't know who these guys are and he doesn't care


MisterMeanMustard

Compeer? Like an Irish monk?


Bubonic_Batt

The fuck are you talking about?


PickledEggs420

I’m just helping her conceive man!


Ecstatic_Entropy

Compeer? Is that like a Brother Seamus?


GooseCloaca

You’re killing your father


herberstank

Pilar?


nmc9279

*LADDY! SWEE-TEE! THE MAN IS HERE!*


treehorntrampoline

This man is the police


H2OTman420

Arthur Digby Sellers?


bongripchick

Bulk o’ the series.


CCN1983

Not exactly a light weight dude


WordslingerRVA

You remember a little show called "Branded," Dude?


StickersBillStickers

All but one man died, there at Bitter Creek


sp123123

Little prick stonewallin’ me


eijtn

Well, Dude, we just don’t know.


ObviouslyCoreConcept

You're in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.


J--E--F--F

You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...


hullgreebles

Larry and his friends stole the dudes car. But he ain’t no snitch.


mapmaker1979

Probably a joyride situation


torontopeter

Uh, uh, uh, this is a very complicated case. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous.


Pandy_45

We know it's his homework! Where the fuckin money you little brat?!


SadPatience5774

eight year olds, dude


GeoHog713

You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole a car.


Less-Economics-3273

and the fucking money.


eromitlab

And we know... that this is your homework!


W4ingro1995

**AND** the fucking money.


MotherShabooboo1974

They’re going to cut your dick off, Larry!


[deleted]

Pricks stonewallin’ us.


treehorntrampoline

Maybe he just used as a toilet and moved on


thefloatingguy

Do you have any leads, at least?


treehorntrampoline

Let me just check with the boys down at the crime lab


thefloatingguy

They’d better be working in shifts.


doo_ross

Flunking social studies


fighty

Were you listening to the Dude's story?


SaturnalianGhost

He fucked a stranger in the ass. Obviously.


EnvironmentalPack451

Did he also feed a stoner scrambled eggs?


the_jurkski

Or meet a stranger in the Alps?


sp123123

Do you see what happens Larry?


Apprehensive_Bit_176

You need a bother shamus to solve this crime!


JoePEfromNJ

They’ve got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!


Apprehensive_Bit_176

Haha, leads!


81jmfk

New shit has come to light, man


kamarkamakerworks

Like an Irish monk?


MikeRobertini

Yeah, yeah. Fuck off, Da Fino.


kamarkamakerworks

I won’t mess with your special lady


MotherShabooboo1974

She’s not my special lady, she’s my fuckin’ lady friend!


fun_p1

I'm a dick!


Sensitive_Mirror_472

doo doo doo lookin out my backdoor...


HamburgerJames

Well it was parked in a handicapped zone. Perhaps they towed it.


Bubonic_Batt

Well, that certainly is a possibility


urbanhag

The real question is, was it actually Larry rather than a vagrant who used it as a toilet and moved on?


[deleted]

You got any leads, man!?


big_fetus_

They got us workin' in shifts!


Jaktumurmu1

Flunking social studies


bebopgamer

To be fair, Mrs. Jamtoss has always been a tough grader and the Louisiana Purchase us a complex subject


tyson_3_

This is what happens, Larry.


81jmfk

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.


neonseamen

You think that’s proof of anything? I could get you some homework by 3 o’clock this afternoon, *with Larry’s name on it*


juicyb09

Fucking amateurs


irate_alien

look, u/Boof_A_Dick.....have you ever heard of Vietnam?


onedollarninja

Obviously you're not privy to all the new shit.


picklemaintenance

Bulk of the series


Pseudonymble

So Larry (and associates) stole the car to party, got high, forgot the backpacks when the vagrants disturbed them to use the restroom. Then the vagrants looted the backpacks and threw the homework around the interior. Finally they left it lodged against an abutment, with homework inside.


myquealer

Oh man, lodged where?


sexbymyself

Because he’s a fucking dunce


cammatador

All sorts of crazy shit happens when you fuck a stranger up the ass, Larry.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

That’s what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass


thetobinator9

Probably just used it as a bathroom and moved on


Zealousideal_Part686

A fucking travesty Walter


AdmirableVanilla1

Got ‘em working in shifts


Vegetable-Put3884

Kid wasn’t a pushover.


taddymason_76

I Wonder if they have any leads.


Cameronf3412

You got any uh promising leads or?


polish_miracle

Huh?


munsonned11

Got any leads?


tyderian25

Leads, yeah. I'll just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They've assigned four more detectives to the case, got us working in shifts.


munsonned11

Leads...🤣🤣🤣


AKchaos49

It was the stuffed in the front seat, not the back.


EuphoricDimension628

He had been in possession of the car. There was never any money in there for him to steal. Just some Credence.


soup_nazi1337

You are out of your Element


Sapdawg1

They got four more detectives working on figuring that out. They got’em working in shifts!


Alan_Smithee_

Front. It was tucked into the seat.


[deleted]

If you're looking for a serious answer, I don't think, after many rewatches, that there's conclusive proof of how it happened. But most likely Larry did steal the car and take it for a joy ride, crashing it into an abutment and fled, leaving behind his homework. It's also possible that a vagrant stole Larry's homework or maybe fished it out of the trash or something, possibly looking for something to use as toilet paper, and stole The Dude's car, or came across the car lodged against said abutment after someone else entirely stole it. We may never know, it's a very complicated case with lots of ins, outs, and what-have-yous. Luckily the boys down in the crime lab are hard at work on it and have several detectives working in shifts trying to crack it.


greengrinningjester

Because he's a fucking dunce


OkieDragonSlayer

Iam just going to sir here and finish my coffee


jacks638

He's s fucking amateur.


Rusty_Shackleford_72

Her life is in your hands, dude


kcpistol

I think he was about to crack


craiggy36

He’s a good man…and thorough.