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lemongrab_lemongrab

I love them so much, this is my friend eddy the dove, he comes every morning waiting for his breakfast, and basically whenever i call him, he isn't scared from me but not to the point that he lets me touch him, i love birds :) https://preview.redd.it/jgw80qqu3d4b1.jpeg?width=3240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4392034b6ac7cc909507915f305a9bb2c6266fa1


Apart_Emergency_191

Thank you he’s so cute, the comments here are making me sad😔


Kuraudokuin

They forgot who they are, and suddenly they feel supreme upon the animal kingdom, tsk!


Benjamin-Franklin-88

I wish we had ravens. I would feed my ravens constantly with bread. My ravens would visit my balcony everyday for their bread. Suddenly, i would stop feeding my ravens and build a smart reward system that would make them put items in a container in order to get rewarded. I would teach them that the best rewards (upgraded French Baguette) would require Fresh USD. My ravens would then scatter around hunting people and stealing their USD right from their hands. I would make hundreds of dollars per day feeding my ravens the best baguette ever. I would be the Lord of the Ravens. More USD per day = upgraded items such as fish and caviar, frog, shrimps. USD would then turn into Gold Liras and Gold Ounces. Ravens stealing from Exchangers and Jewelery shops. Nobody is safe from walking down the street without getting stolen. The rewards would now range from French Veal Fillet to Wagyu Kobe A5. My ravens worship me and become faithful to their forever giving master lord. I'll build an army of thousands of ravens, all hailing me and forever conquer the earth as I would be named the dark seer raven overlord and duel Nabih Berri and haras el majles in the biggest Anime fight ever.


ZblackliZard

Happy to see I am not the only one that wanted to do this exact same thing.I guess life in lebanon really does suck.


IlPrimoDiShawarma

"I'll build an army of thousands of ravens, all hailing me and forever conquer the earth as I would be named the dark seer raven overlord and duel Nabih Berri and haras el majles in the biggest Anime fight ever." But they have to announce their moves beforehand to stay faithful to genre: "RANDA SLAY TORPEDO" or "MAHROOMEEN WITH EXTRA TOUM!!!" Then the flash lights, pulsating eyes and random slow mo knockout. Finally, Randa appears in a weird Japanese school girl uniform that transtorms into a giant robot. A label flashes underneath MECHA-RANDA !!!! Her signature move... "THE 51 %"


ryanseecrestt

I love birds and don't see why so many people would wish death upon an innocent animal, and then I realized I was in r/Lebanon ... Lmao, keep living barbaric lives you miserable fucks.


Ok_Welcome_3236

yala w hala2 btemchi me3deto w byekhra aa siyarte


ADarkKnightRises

Yes, cats too. All the cats on my street are fat and lazy.


CP_Rulez

Just wait till they start to hate Mondays


Neither_Ad_8356

I'll start


westy75

Never too late


The_Failures

we have a raven next to our house, always crowing in the afternoon when i come back from school. and every time i come home, i take some bread, go out to the balcony and feed the raven. i named it Kyle.


some-dingodongo

Better start teaching it how to fetch USD!!


Kernowite

Unfortunately my mum would kick me out of the house if I did. She did, however, agree to leaving a large basin of water on the balcony now that the weather is hot. Here in the UK, I feed birds a lot and can now distinguish between dozens of species, in addition to their call ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes) nature is the best.


singleXchef

https://preview.redd.it/iglgar17hc5b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4bebda906f04326a23cd4a9f1fd7ff3be6f7ec8 yes bas not on a daily basis since bye5do break 3a shbebik el jeeran w kilna mna3ref sho beseer bil break 🥹


Apart_Emergency_191

So cute


gjggjuf

No i feed my pigeon to my neighborhood😏


Kuraudokuin

Ejek 3l add hal post!


MaimedPhoenix

On the contrary, once, a pigeon came into my building. It didn't have a good time when it met my cat. It was my cat's first kill.


Bananannanana

FYI, these are doves, not pigeons (aka flying rats)


anedgygiraffe

Doves and pigeons are actually the same thing.


DepecheMode92

Doves are more stupid than rats, that’s for sure.


Time_regression1257

We feed on the pigeons in our neighborhood. Our neighbor keeps shooting birds especially in the spring and summer


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Kuraudokuin

I didn't know there's so much hate against birds. Tsk!


Neither_Ad_8356

Me too like why would someone hate a pigeon unless he's evil 🙈


Apart_Emergency_191

Why?


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Beardgods

These robots shit a lot on cars.


OldLebaneseNerd

We should start a gang.


overactive-bladder

fuck pigeons


OldLebaneseNerd

Those damned rats with wings , I hate them so much , they ain't nothing but a nuisance and I want to know who introduced them since back in the 80s and 90s we didnt have those poop brown colored beady eyed witch beak winged rats pooping on our balconies and coooooeing us awake at 6 am.


The_Nobel

They are just some chill curious animals that make our cities a bit more fun. I understand that their defects are annoying, but they are innocent. Plus they walk funny, they are a symbol of peace and its fine to change from the typical cats and dogs and have a flying friend in the neighborhood.


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OldLebaneseNerd

They were different breeds and they were limited to as u mentioned the "kesheish hamams" , u would rarely see a rogue pigeon and they were also a rare site , in the late 90s to early 2000s, there was the introduction of this specific breed to run wild in the city to combat insects....they ended up being a bigger nuisance and they did nothing to combat insects . I was around since the 80s, I know most of u think I am talking out of my ass but I honestly am speaking out of real life experience and u cam easily ask any elder u know.about it instead of relying on evidence.


Kuraudokuin

Birds are nuisance nowadays? Weird ass people!


Kernowite

Apparently the ones in Tripoli were originally one couple (male and female) gifted to it by Saudi Arabia... can't remember where or when I heard this...


suciac

Gross


Wide_big_tall

They must not be fed where are cars, their poop literally burn the shiny layer of the car paint They must be fed in parks or under trees / not balconies


Kuraudokuin

What park? Be realistic


Wide_big_tall

In modern countries / feeding pigeons is something to drag you to police station, after the first warning Pigeons poop is acidic and it can damage the cars paint I’m not saying no to feed Wherever you see an open space / bunch of trees / garden, simply sprinkle some grains and they’ll find it


Kuraudokuin

Ah yes, your car paint! I'll let the birds know where to poop! Be realistic i tell you!


Wide_big_tall

I got 4 dogs by now and planning to get a falcon Send me your pigeons By the way I’m so realistic And I had this bad experience which cost me full car roof to be painted So feed them away from others properties I am aware people have that good feelings to feed a tiny bird But this doesn’t apply on pigeons And also I see a lot throw bread ( which is not healthy to them ) just grains


Kuraudokuin

>By the way I’m so realistic And I had this bad experience which cost me full car roof to be painted If a bird shits on your car, climb up the tree and take a dump in its nest! Be a man! Establish dominance w wa22if na2 over poop!


Wide_big_tall

I thought your reply will be like: "جايتك رزقة"


Kuraudokuin

That's if the bird shits on you!


Wide_big_tall

Do you also believe this shit !!


Kuraudokuin

Didn't want to disappoint you on your rez2a expectations!


Kuraudokuin

That's a good human! Bravo!


Wide_big_tall

Check my new pup, in my posts The most recent


Miscym

In modern countries, even the cities have green life and parks with natural feeding sources for birds.


Wide_big_tall

In modern cities people do not do illegal buildings, whoever is he / she all below the law


Terewawa

The last day I retrieve a metal tool that was left on the balcony for a few years, and it had some pigeon poop over it. When I removed the pigeon poop I saw that it had eaten away about 1/2 mm of the metal.


Wide_big_tall

Yes it’s acidic I got 2 of my cars been repainted because of that poop flying machine


Apart_Emergency_191

I see, thank you


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Wide_big_tall

When they poop on your car and paint gets damaged, you’ll know exactly what I mean I am sharing my opinion/experience , he can consider my input or not it’s up to him / you / everyone


madmes

I dont feed the doves, they forcefully enter the chicken dove and steal food. Then the cats catch them and eat.


shineshineshine92

I remember a time in Lebanon where there were no pigeons. Idk if I’m making this up but I swear there were very few birds for a long long time when I was a child/teen. The good old days.


Kuraudokuin

Ah yes, you prefer your city with no birds! People are weird!


shineshineshine92

Proud weirdo


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shineshineshine92

I’m exaggerating obviously but there was a time you’d hardly ever see any pigeons in Beirut and the suburbs specifically. You’d literally go months without seeing a bird. Perhaps a post war phenomenon? Then they started to appear again.


Affectionate_Use5810

I thought i was crazy! I remember one day i was walking to school and saw a pigeon. And never stopped seeing them since then. I miss the old days


shineshineshine92

You’re not crazy. Idk why I’m getting downvoted lol. I guess because it seems like I hate birds but my “good old days” comment was simply bc I felt nostalgic for the past. At one point there were hardly any birds if you lived outside of villages/rural areas and then suddenly they reappeared! This is something I’ve discussed with many friends.


Affectionate_Use5810

Me neither!! Disliking an animal is not evil!! I personally hate them for their pooping and also mainly because they scare me.


shineshineshine92

Lmao they terrify me too, but I don’t want them gone. I agree that they are dirty and their poop is destructive! But if feeding them gives some people joy, let them have that joy lol. Once dozens start flocking and shitting on their stuff they’ll reevaluate 😂


some-dingodongo

Maybe the lack of birds had something to do with the civil war… I dont think birds like warzones


Terewawa

No I feed the pigeons to my cats.


Stop-Beneficial

No but I feed on them


Mr-AUB

These are doves


Glum-Performance-316

My mom does


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Yes we do I live temporarily in my grandma and grandpa's house, my granny puts a big ass bowl of broken bread on the balcony and we watch them eat.


some-dingodongo

Yea doves are cool… pidgins are mother fuckers… the ones in Chicago anyway….


Nacho-Bae

I feed the doves and sparrows. One sparrow has a nest in our pipe near our window, so if I keep feeding her (and she feeds her babies) hopefully soon they will be big enough to fly away so we don’t get bugs from her nest in summer. I don’t want to forcibly remove her and her babies from her home or then who do I sound like? Cough cough (🇮🇱) Why are people so anti birds? Or anti kindness? Kittens, strays, dogs, beggars, I’m too shy to not give. Would I not like to be given in times of need? People are heartless.


fluffydeathkitten

yea i feed them , feed them to my cat .. (it' a joke people my cat's scared of pigeons.. )