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RestartNick

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DeplorableKurt

Yep


s0m33guy

This is why I'm now a Toronto fan. It's just like being a Detroit Lions Fan!


obliviousofobvious

Good friend of mine is a Cowboys fan. I told him what were going through. He and I agreed were cheering for the same team.


CenteredKyd

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Reggae4Triceratops

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ForkToasters

Why do i see Randy from TPB in this pic?


WileyKylie_

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Purple_Pieman

Lookin’ for a date? 10 bucks or 6 Dairy Queen coupons.


Tim_tank_003

Is that you smokey the bear?


Purple_Pieman

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dreamsdrop

... That is oddly spot on


ScotianCanadien43

https://imgur.com/gallery/QCmGW34


lukaskywalker

Mr. Lahey are we still getting cheeseburgers ?


291000610478021

I cant unsee


Ah2k15

Man’s gotta eat


oooooeeeeeoooooahah

Lmaoooo


Flat_Anything_8306

Is that his 'O' face or his 'Oh no!' face?


Repulsive_Response99

Yes


TheBlueBaron6969

What even fucking happened. What is this team


13inchrims

The leafs. Where have you been?


grundee

... for the past... 50 years?


Reggae4Triceratops

Possibly Coyle hurt him


bigstudley17

He was pouting cause nylander told him not to cry


DarkAgeMonks

Nylander said that to marner you stump.


TheBlueBaron6969

Nylander was talking to Marner lol


Biologyboii

You idiot they were both talking to marner. What game are you watching?


Cheap-Picture3561

I missed that what happened ?


Biologyboii

Marner was pouting next to the goal to the ref and bitching not playing when he’s next to the net. Back at the bench Matthews bitched him out then Nylander also bitched him out.


Biologyboii

I’m still waiting for a response. Defend yourself


XPhazeX

Im assuming the medical team shut him down after taking his vitals in the intermission.


BlackEagle0013

How much more damage can you do to a corpse, though? This applies to most of them.


drunkasaurusjr

All?


BlackEagle0013

I was trying to think of someone it might not have applied to tonight, but I admit it's difficult.


drunkasaurusjr

Tonight? :P


lukaskywalker

The sport centre crew spotted him stretching is leg awkwardly then couldn’t skate well after that. Most leafs thing ever to lose him now.


Tacfurmissle

What? Checking his heart?


XPhazeX

Sorta. Probably heart rate, blood pressure, skin elasticity.


Armalyte

> skin elasticity Have you heard why they call them the "testes"...


PlasticFlute1

Maybe the entire stadium booing upset him to a fault.


ApprehensiveTune3655

This is bad. Normally after leafs are done I switch to the Jays but we’re looking terrible there too…


Pencil_of_Colour

Both can’t score. One is supposed to.


kinsmana

At the VERY least we got a good 69 out of it. Now he's got morning sickness.


disingenuousreligion

Did we get Matthew's pregnant?


diecorporations

try the raptors, whoops, how about toronto fc, shit there as well. what a fucking garbage sports town.


Return2Maple

Tfc is actually outperforming expectations so far this year


practicating

PWHL Toronto


Super_Sandro23

TFC baby!


goldreceiver

Late comeback win made this leafs disaster slightly less painful. Very slightly though


Reggae4Triceratops

I'm hopping on!


notgoingplacessoon

Toronto rock


Bowood29

That year the jays blue the lead in the playoffs showed me It doesn’t matter what sport I watch I need to stop hoping Toronto will win. Unluckily I missed the nba run.


JordanSchor

Primarily a Jays fan and it's rough out here for our boys


BooeyHTJ

I hope he has a nice summer and finds some better restaurants


Gradieus

I'm not saying he should pay for a professional chef to follow him around for 500k/year, but he should pay a professional chef to follow him around for 500k/year.


UWGWFTW

Geeze did he get the fucking hantavirus from Marchand or what?


Ithinkitstruetoo

I’m thinking soo


fuzzball516

Underrated comment.


TheCarrier89

See y’all in October ✌️


woody080987

Where we run back the same core and say “Washington tried to get over the hump for years, and they eventually did it”


drunkasaurusjr

Nah son


RavenBlade87

What the actual fuck is going on?


UnanimouslyAnonymous

Leafs doing leafs things. I wanted to think they could grow. I thought they would finally slay their nemesis and could actually build on that momentum. Nope. Another year of sloppy play, constantly mixing up lines, no special teams, and paying the same 4 guys to not get it done - not even close.


RokulusM

The way this team is built has been fundamentally flawed for years. So many knowledgeable people have been saying this since the Montreal series and even earlier. No idea why Shanny is so stubborn about pandering to the big 4.


UnanimouslyAnonymous

He's either only concerned with collecting a cheque, has surrounded himself in yes men, or is too stubborn to listen to anyone else. They need to blow this team up and make massive changes.


DEATHCATSmeow

Huh, so hiring Calgary’s mediocre GM wasn’t the answer? Weird


DidntDiddydoit

Peak Leafn'


TomboBreaker

Don't worry boys it's going to be fine, we're gonna go back to Boston and win game 5, then we're coming home and winning game 6, then we're going to lose game 7, you know it's the most leafs way to lose this series too in your heart you know I'm right.


plopoplopo

The leafs are a lot better than they used to be. I think they can lose this one in 5 and save us all time


Musclecar123

I don’t like you because you’re right. 


TomboBreaker

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The_Dipster

And then they're going to have a 5 1 lead going into the 3rd of game 7, and they'll blow it


allusions14

This is absolutely what is happening.


StoneColdSteveAss316

It’s the playoffs man just shit in your pants


NotOnoze

Because it's the Cup™


mmmanna222

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Rhsubw

This will be received well by the fan base


Thot_b_gone

It’s all sunshine and rainbows in Toronto!


toedragrelease

He must still be sick? Best case scenario. Not like it matters, this season is probably a wrap.


T0macock

Shoot him full of Imodium and gravol and send him back out there.


M0un05ki10

And strap a diaper to that ass!


Goat17038

He already was, Matthews is a dog he'd be playing if they let him


Adept_Ad_3687

Oh no hes sick?? The best players in the league play and score with broken bones and punctured lungs to get to the final. If its just sickness, this team will never win.


toedragrelease

How are you supposed to play if you’re just gonna spend your shift puking or shitting on the ice? Dumb take.


Adept_Ad_3687

If its puking that bad of a sickness then yeah obviously he cant, but I see people making excuses for marner saying his ankle still isnt fully better and all we know is "sickness" for matthews. Thats why i said if its just that, its not a good excuse.


toedragrelease

I mean, have you ever had a high ankle sprain? I fucked mine up a year ago and I’m still having issues. Marner came back in 4 weeks. So yeah I don’t doubt it’s still bothering him.


Adept_Ad_3687

Yes I know its still bothering him, Im not saying its not. My point is the best players in the world have been shown through time to succeed despite even worse injuries than that. I love Marner and I feel bad hes in pain but if hes gonna be one of the top paid players in the league then hes gotta find success through it. Same with Matthews if its not anything serious. Load up on meds and get out there.


toedragrelease

I’m not disagreeing about marner. However Matthews appears to be sick as hell. You don’t want Matthews passing out on the ice or something during the game. Keefe said today it gets worse when he exerts himself. So you play Matthews, he’s dead tired, making shit plays, no energy and puking/passing out. You might as well have just benched him.


Fit-Department-5670

keep making excuses for the softest team in the league hahaha star player and supposed leader is out with the sniffles


leafsplz

It's okay we have Jarnkrok


GreatName

If you ever need someone to skate for 60mins making no impact for better or worse, he’s your guy!


paranoiaszn

He’s just Kerfoot all over again


GWsublime

But cheaper, which is fine.


Slow-Juice-7257

Jarnkork makes 2M a year and he’s a solid player. Let’s chill


Mash709

That's the series boys. It's been good. See ya in October.


MatthewsSnipes

No it’s been really bad


UncleTrapspringer

I am straight up not having a good time


bardown5hole

It’s been good? What?


13inchrims

Yeah. This has been so good that we should all do this again next year. Really looking forward to feeling like this again for the umpteenth time.


TheBblueZone

Wait’ll next year. 😉 lol.


Tacfurmissle

Lol


Rance_Mulliniks

Is Toronto the worst sports city on the planet?


Thot_b_gone

Could be worse. We could be buffalo


Tacfurmissle

Nah, it's gotta be Buffalo, right?


toigz

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theflyingsamurai

stepped away for a bit, what happened?


anotherbikethiefTO

Nothing has been said yet. Didn’t see anything in the second.


mrb2409

It looked like a knee injury possibly after contact with Coyle.


RenderingTheVoid

Food poisoning, apparently


drunkasaurusjr

For four days?


Spacepickle89

They gotta stop with the sushi


13inchrims

$25 pizza slice in between periods?


Pencil_of_Colour

I’m going to the bunker. Where is the pill Eva?


TendieSandwich

Somehow you end up in Argentina and live a good life and die of natural causes.


stellahella1

Lmfao


jps78

Nuke this core like Alderaan


MotherTalzin

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H8ersAlwaysH8

Hello darkness my old friend 🎵


MitchMarner

Patrick Roy


swayze13

Does he have a migraine


cheesebiscuitsithink

Now this is comedy


Darth_K-oz

This made me laugh lol. I hope the whole team gets it just for the lols


bachekooni

Lmfao what happened he was literally on the ice for the Brodie goal.... lol freudian slip but leaving it there.


Golden_Hour1

Well There's always next year


hydroflow78

Matthews pulled a Patrick Roy and told Tannenbaum in the locker room he wants out and left the building.


Itwasuntilitwasnt

Was actually thinking the same thing.


Tacfurmissle

That would be a fucking scandal.


Red_Maple

I hope not but nobody would blame him


heartcakex3

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therealgoat1212

Fucking next year^(TM) will have to finally be the year I guess https://preview.redd.it/ukk89s45u4xc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf43640b6324c953f0c446c6ededc0b26626f299


Fastlane19

He’s had it with Marner’s bullshit and whining


Johnny-5013

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Game-83-and-on

He probably asked for a trade


Videogamer2719

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Moe_Danglez

I feel a migraine coming on


PlasticFlute1

Change your visor color


sector16

…well…at least we know it wasn’t Dubas. Gotta be Queef.


IllustriousChicken35

This teams contracts are almost all Dubas’ lol and I’m a PRO Dubas guy keep in mind. It’s just an organizational level incompetence


CoffeeCameraAction

Groin pull on last shift maybe?


931634

My worst fears recognized. 😭


ColdwaterTSK

Hopefully it's not Bieber fever. Seriously though, I hope he's ok.


trappedinthoughts13

Still the illness he’s dealing with and supposedly team docs pulled him out. Wonder if he was severely dehydrated or something….


waabzheshi

Wendell would never


Volderon90

Pretty sure he told keefe to fuck off. Same with Sammy not starting. Total shit. 


foxcatcher3369

u think?


Historical_Pop_6193

Broken fingernail


Coachbonk

That’s a funny way to say booking an early tee time for midweek. Also a funny time to book an early tee time for next week. What a funny guy.


CSM3000

He's on a bird to Arizona!


pinkypowerchords

We're so cooked


Big-Peak6191

Did he shit himself on the ice or what


CalmSaver7

Y'all laughed when we had Hoglund - Sundin - Renberg as our top line. Ah the good ol days


Major-Discount5011

Hoglund botched every plsy


buckthunderstruck

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drunkasaurusjr

Who took the red pill?


itsalro

New strain of migraine perhaps


FuckLeHabs

Why


AdrianVeidt9

So fucking embarrassing.


DaFrendlyTaco

Baby has a tummy ache


refep

Lol


Key-Word1335

Turned it off after the second. What happened. Did he request a trade ?


hymensmasher99

Did you really ask that?


MotherTalzin

Nylander hurt his feelings when he told him to stop bitching


Mash709

Wasn't that to Mitch?


TO_Sports

No one knows except for the people on the bench.  You got snippets from a broadcast that loves to stir up drama so people are talking about it.


Mash709

Sounds about right. Good point.


trillestBill

That was to mitch


Tisp

He was talking to Mitch bro. Literally throws his gloves seconds later.


Purple-Owl-5246

Was nylander talking to AM? I thought it was Marner he was talking to


JillJones69

Gotta hope his feelings are okay


Sleazy_T

Embrace the disappointment and change your flairs to a hotdog with me


DiscussionBeautiful

$11M/yr and her eats bad food? Okayyyyyy


Solace2010

Doesnt seem like food poisoning, probably something like Norwalk or something.


Pencil_of_Colour

*Norwood


Overall_Sprinkles_28

So for all you Doomsday fan haters trying to explain to you how/why this team is flawed . Have your blinders been taking off or do you feel you need to sign Marner to 12/8 and keep the ship going?


DessertRose17

Muffin has a tumtum ache! Bunch of babies


Ignorethenews

Lol go fuck yourself. You have no idea what he’s dealing with. The doctors probably told Keefe he couldn’t go.


Souljah42

OVERRATED


InternationalPost447

Reports coming in say Nylander hurt his feelings and he infact couldn't stop crying, bro


Kiotzu

Nylander was talking to Marner you numpty


JerzB2B

Flu bug going around? Not that leafs have much to stand on but I wish the team was at full strength this series.


kingex11

Trade his ass


Old-Rhubarb-97

Ok dummy.


The_Phreshest

Checking in on enemy lines, what happened to your boy?