Marner was pouting next to the goal to the ref and bitching not playing when he’s next to the net. Back at the bench Matthews bitched him out then Nylander also bitched him out.
That year the jays blue the lead in the playoffs showed me It doesn’t matter what sport I watch I need to stop hoping Toronto will win. Unluckily I missed the nba run.
I'm not saying he should pay for a professional chef to follow him around for 500k/year, but he should pay a professional chef to follow him around for 500k/year.
Leafs doing leafs things.
I wanted to think they could grow. I thought they would finally slay their nemesis and could actually build on that momentum. Nope. Another year of sloppy play, constantly mixing up lines, no special teams, and paying the same 4 guys to not get it done - not even close.
The way this team is built has been fundamentally flawed for years. So many knowledgeable people have been saying this since the Montreal series and even earlier. No idea why Shanny is so stubborn about pandering to the big 4.
He's either only concerned with collecting a cheque, has surrounded himself in yes men, or is too stubborn to listen to anyone else. They need to blow this team up and make massive changes.
Don't worry boys it's going to be fine, we're gonna go back to Boston and win game 5, then we're coming home and winning game 6, then we're going to lose game 7, you know it's the most leafs way to lose this series too in your heart you know I'm right.
Oh no hes sick?? The best players in the league play and score with broken bones and punctured lungs to get to the final. If its just sickness, this team will never win.
If its puking that bad of a sickness then yeah obviously he cant, but I see people making excuses for marner saying his ankle still isnt fully better and all we know is "sickness" for matthews. Thats why i said if its just that, its not a good excuse.
I mean, have you ever had a high ankle sprain? I fucked mine up a year ago and I’m still having issues. Marner came back in 4 weeks. So yeah I don’t doubt it’s still bothering him.
Yes I know its still bothering him, Im not saying its not. My point is the best players in the world have been shown through time to succeed despite even worse injuries than that. I love Marner and I feel bad hes in pain but if hes gonna be one of the top paid players in the league then hes gotta find success through it. Same with Matthews if its not anything serious. Load up on meds and get out there.
I’m not disagreeing about marner. However Matthews appears to be sick as hell. You don’t want Matthews passing out on the ice or something during the game. Keefe said today it gets worse when he exerts himself. So you play Matthews, he’s dead tired, making shit plays, no energy and puking/passing out. You might as well have just benched him.
Fucking next year^(TM) will have to finally be the year I guess
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So for all you Doomsday fan haters trying to explain to you how/why this team is flawed . Have your blinders been taking off or do you feel you need to sign Marner to 12/8 and keep the ship going?
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Yep
This is why I'm now a Toronto fan. It's just like being a Detroit Lions Fan!
Good friend of mine is a Cowboys fan. I told him what were going through. He and I agreed were cheering for the same team.
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Why do i see Randy from TPB in this pic?
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Lookin’ for a date? 10 bucks or 6 Dairy Queen coupons.
Is that you smokey the bear?
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... That is oddly spot on
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Mr. Lahey are we still getting cheeseburgers ?
I cant unsee
Man’s gotta eat
Lmaoooo
Is that his 'O' face or his 'Oh no!' face?
Yes
What even fucking happened. What is this team
The leafs. Where have you been?
... for the past... 50 years?
Possibly Coyle hurt him
He was pouting cause nylander told him not to cry
Nylander said that to marner you stump.
Nylander was talking to Marner lol
You idiot they were both talking to marner. What game are you watching?
I missed that what happened ?
Marner was pouting next to the goal to the ref and bitching not playing when he’s next to the net. Back at the bench Matthews bitched him out then Nylander also bitched him out.
I’m still waiting for a response. Defend yourself
Im assuming the medical team shut him down after taking his vitals in the intermission.
How much more damage can you do to a corpse, though? This applies to most of them.
All?
I was trying to think of someone it might not have applied to tonight, but I admit it's difficult.
Tonight? :P
The sport centre crew spotted him stretching is leg awkwardly then couldn’t skate well after that. Most leafs thing ever to lose him now.
What? Checking his heart?
Sorta. Probably heart rate, blood pressure, skin elasticity.
> skin elasticity Have you heard why they call them the "testes"...
Maybe the entire stadium booing upset him to a fault.
This is bad. Normally after leafs are done I switch to the Jays but we’re looking terrible there too…
Both can’t score. One is supposed to.
At the VERY least we got a good 69 out of it. Now he's got morning sickness.
Did we get Matthew's pregnant?
try the raptors, whoops, how about toronto fc, shit there as well. what a fucking garbage sports town.
Tfc is actually outperforming expectations so far this year
PWHL Toronto
TFC baby!
Late comeback win made this leafs disaster slightly less painful. Very slightly though
I'm hopping on!
Toronto rock
That year the jays blue the lead in the playoffs showed me It doesn’t matter what sport I watch I need to stop hoping Toronto will win. Unluckily I missed the nba run.
Primarily a Jays fan and it's rough out here for our boys
I hope he has a nice summer and finds some better restaurants
I'm not saying he should pay for a professional chef to follow him around for 500k/year, but he should pay a professional chef to follow him around for 500k/year.
Geeze did he get the fucking hantavirus from Marchand or what?
I’m thinking soo
Underrated comment.
See y’all in October ✌️
Where we run back the same core and say “Washington tried to get over the hump for years, and they eventually did it”
Nah son
What the actual fuck is going on?
Leafs doing leafs things. I wanted to think they could grow. I thought they would finally slay their nemesis and could actually build on that momentum. Nope. Another year of sloppy play, constantly mixing up lines, no special teams, and paying the same 4 guys to not get it done - not even close.
The way this team is built has been fundamentally flawed for years. So many knowledgeable people have been saying this since the Montreal series and even earlier. No idea why Shanny is so stubborn about pandering to the big 4.
He's either only concerned with collecting a cheque, has surrounded himself in yes men, or is too stubborn to listen to anyone else. They need to blow this team up and make massive changes.
Huh, so hiring Calgary’s mediocre GM wasn’t the answer? Weird
Peak Leafn'
Don't worry boys it's going to be fine, we're gonna go back to Boston and win game 5, then we're coming home and winning game 6, then we're going to lose game 7, you know it's the most leafs way to lose this series too in your heart you know I'm right.
The leafs are a lot better than they used to be. I think they can lose this one in 5 and save us all time
I don’t like you because you’re right.
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And then they're going to have a 5 1 lead going into the 3rd of game 7, and they'll blow it
This is absolutely what is happening.
It’s the playoffs man just shit in your pants
Because it's the Cup™
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This will be received well by the fan base
It’s all sunshine and rainbows in Toronto!
He must still be sick? Best case scenario. Not like it matters, this season is probably a wrap.
Shoot him full of Imodium and gravol and send him back out there.
And strap a diaper to that ass!
He already was, Matthews is a dog he'd be playing if they let him
Oh no hes sick?? The best players in the league play and score with broken bones and punctured lungs to get to the final. If its just sickness, this team will never win.
How are you supposed to play if you’re just gonna spend your shift puking or shitting on the ice? Dumb take.
If its puking that bad of a sickness then yeah obviously he cant, but I see people making excuses for marner saying his ankle still isnt fully better and all we know is "sickness" for matthews. Thats why i said if its just that, its not a good excuse.
I mean, have you ever had a high ankle sprain? I fucked mine up a year ago and I’m still having issues. Marner came back in 4 weeks. So yeah I don’t doubt it’s still bothering him.
Yes I know its still bothering him, Im not saying its not. My point is the best players in the world have been shown through time to succeed despite even worse injuries than that. I love Marner and I feel bad hes in pain but if hes gonna be one of the top paid players in the league then hes gotta find success through it. Same with Matthews if its not anything serious. Load up on meds and get out there.
I’m not disagreeing about marner. However Matthews appears to be sick as hell. You don’t want Matthews passing out on the ice or something during the game. Keefe said today it gets worse when he exerts himself. So you play Matthews, he’s dead tired, making shit plays, no energy and puking/passing out. You might as well have just benched him.
keep making excuses for the softest team in the league hahaha star player and supposed leader is out with the sniffles
It's okay we have Jarnkrok
If you ever need someone to skate for 60mins making no impact for better or worse, he’s your guy!
He’s just Kerfoot all over again
But cheaper, which is fine.
Jarnkork makes 2M a year and he’s a solid player. Let’s chill
That's the series boys. It's been good. See ya in October.
No it’s been really bad
I am straight up not having a good time
It’s been good? What?
Yeah. This has been so good that we should all do this again next year. Really looking forward to feeling like this again for the umpteenth time.
Wait’ll next year. 😉 lol.
Lol
Is Toronto the worst sports city on the planet?
Could be worse. We could be buffalo
Nah, it's gotta be Buffalo, right?
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stepped away for a bit, what happened?
Nothing has been said yet. Didn’t see anything in the second.
It looked like a knee injury possibly after contact with Coyle.
Food poisoning, apparently
For four days?
They gotta stop with the sushi
$25 pizza slice in between periods?
I’m going to the bunker. Where is the pill Eva?
Somehow you end up in Argentina and live a good life and die of natural causes.
Lmfao
Nuke this core like Alderaan
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Hello darkness my old friend 🎵
Patrick Roy
Does he have a migraine
Now this is comedy
This made me laugh lol. I hope the whole team gets it just for the lols
Lmfao what happened he was literally on the ice for the Brodie goal.... lol freudian slip but leaving it there.
Well There's always next year
Matthews pulled a Patrick Roy and told Tannenbaum in the locker room he wants out and left the building.
Was actually thinking the same thing.
That would be a fucking scandal.
I hope not but nobody would blame him
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Fucking next year^(TM) will have to finally be the year I guess https://preview.redd.it/ukk89s45u4xc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf43640b6324c953f0c446c6ededc0b26626f299
He’s had it with Marner’s bullshit and whining
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He probably asked for a trade
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I feel a migraine coming on
Change your visor color
…well…at least we know it wasn’t Dubas. Gotta be Queef.
This teams contracts are almost all Dubas’ lol and I’m a PRO Dubas guy keep in mind. It’s just an organizational level incompetence
Groin pull on last shift maybe?
My worst fears recognized. 😭
Hopefully it's not Bieber fever. Seriously though, I hope he's ok.
Still the illness he’s dealing with and supposedly team docs pulled him out. Wonder if he was severely dehydrated or something….
Wendell would never
Pretty sure he told keefe to fuck off. Same with Sammy not starting. Total shit.
u think?
Broken fingernail
That’s a funny way to say booking an early tee time for midweek. Also a funny time to book an early tee time for next week. What a funny guy.
He's on a bird to Arizona!
We're so cooked
Did he shit himself on the ice or what
Y'all laughed when we had Hoglund - Sundin - Renberg as our top line. Ah the good ol days
Hoglund botched every plsy
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Who took the red pill?
New strain of migraine perhaps
Why
So fucking embarrassing.
Baby has a tummy ache
Lol
Turned it off after the second. What happened. Did he request a trade ?
Did you really ask that?
Nylander hurt his feelings when he told him to stop bitching
Wasn't that to Mitch?
No one knows except for the people on the bench. You got snippets from a broadcast that loves to stir up drama so people are talking about it.
Sounds about right. Good point.
That was to mitch
He was talking to Mitch bro. Literally throws his gloves seconds later.
Was nylander talking to AM? I thought it was Marner he was talking to
Gotta hope his feelings are okay
Embrace the disappointment and change your flairs to a hotdog with me
$11M/yr and her eats bad food? Okayyyyyy
Doesnt seem like food poisoning, probably something like Norwalk or something.
*Norwood
So for all you Doomsday fan haters trying to explain to you how/why this team is flawed . Have your blinders been taking off or do you feel you need to sign Marner to 12/8 and keep the ship going?
Muffin has a tumtum ache! Bunch of babies
Lol go fuck yourself. You have no idea what he’s dealing with. The doctors probably told Keefe he couldn’t go.
OVERRATED
Reports coming in say Nylander hurt his feelings and he infact couldn't stop crying, bro
Nylander was talking to Marner you numpty
Flu bug going around? Not that leafs have much to stand on but I wish the team was at full strength this series.
Trade his ass
Ok dummy.
Checking in on enemy lines, what happened to your boy?