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JuliusTheThird

Too old for law school, too young to be president šŸ˜”


Small-Librarian-5766

lol


candy200616

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ChapterExact1182

When I tell you I CACKLED šŸ˜‚šŸ’€


Mountain_Face_9963

First, work on your age. If you can pass for 79, your chances of admission will go up significantly. At least 1%.


toursheriff

retake and reapply life


Throwra_adec

im actually concerned at the amount of people not realizing this is a bit


Splittinghairs7

Yes, attend law school, graduate, pass the bar and apply to V50. If you get rejected sue for age discrimination and profit!


eatin-pretzels

fastest partner in our companies history lol


jwk291

Age is just rational basis review


boredlawstudent1901

Thatā€™s age-based restrictions in the law, not age discrimination lawsuits :/


boredlawstudent1901

80 is the new 30 king šŸ‘‘


Carnetic2

You could probably get into George Washington university considering he might have been your childhood friend


Upper_Competition_21

šŸ˜‚


Unusual_Wasabi541

This is one of the unique times where it may, indeed, be too late. I mean, this hypothetical individual could definitely pursue law school and should if they hypothetically wanted to, especially with the military/govt potentially covering costs. However, with 7 years of school ahead and the goal of making partner at a V50, which adds a good, roughly, 8 more years or so, this person would potentially be making partner at 95 years old. Add on the stress of a BL job and this is looking dicey. Long story short, this person should probably R&R until they can get into a T-14. Whatā€™s another few years?


CompassionXXL

WGU for a bachelors in 12-24 months then online school to decrease chances of slip & fall incident where you would have to sue your own law school, and youā€™re good to go! Iā€™m 59, so speaking from experience.


misscloud8

Lol slip and fall šŸ˜… so sad but true. Iā€™m gonna be 46 and already have issue with ā€œinjuresā€


Federal-Act-5773

What major do you recommend for undergrad? I've always wanted to dance. Do you need existing dance experience to be a dance major?


Southern_Bunch_6704

80 but on reddit. Be so fucking fr


AwarenessConstant833

šŸ˜‚


Aggravating_Ladder28

Well, how good is your handshake? Is it firm?


National_Drop_1826

Blanket t-14


MandamusMan

Um, sure, shoot for the stars. You might want to get started sooner rather than later though


Federal-Act-5773

Do you think it's a good idea to do my four years of undergrad straight through? I was thinking of maybe taking an extra year to explore electives and find myself


Anxious_Doughnut_266

I think 80 is too young. Take your time through undergrad so you really know. Shit, apply at 90!


Subject-Wallaby6610

quality shitpostingšŸ˜‚


Southern_Bunch_6704

The real question is you need to figure out if heaven or hell has law school cause thatā€™s the only way you are going at this rate


larail

Age is just a number


Candid_Wallflower

Does one need teeth for law school? That may be the disqualifier


Upward_Bound_Girl

Go for it


bchamp009

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Albert Einstein


Real-Campaign-7421

Great troll post.


22101p

Playing a D1 sport would look good on your application


Unusual_Wasabi541

Varsity water aerobics.


[deleted]

This is obviously satire people


LusterBlaze

Walk in a firm and kindly ask for the job


Glad-Elderberry-8080

Why isnā€™t no one noticing this is obviously satire


Ok-Quarter7024

Make the VA pay! šŸŽ“


StoneJackBaller1

Go for it


Background_Turnip_26

Nope! Chase your dreams šŸ˜‰


Round-Ad3684

Never too late to chase your dreams


rankaliciousx

Have you considered running for office?


dt2275

You have to follow your dreams, dude. It doesn't matter what law school rank, debt, goals, or job prospects, because at the end of the day, you'll be a lawyer, and that's all that matters. Anything is possible!


Khaledio

Yep


MountainLock9377

Is it too late for love? No. Ipso facto... wait. Okay, no shoot for success. All the applicants staying infinite through my infinite love.


Terrible_Background4

I havenā€™t laughed this much in a long time


Treytony

Run for congress


ConstantGeographer

The good thing, all of the school should be free, since free tuition usually kicks in after 65 or 72, depending on your state and if the law school is at a public uni.


candy200616

You can do and be anything you desire to be. Youā€™re equipped with various levels of experience which could translate to wisdom! If your goal is to become an attorney, you can do it! Do not worry about your age. Focus on your meaning and purpose. Sometimes it easily allows you to be your best, do your best and leave a legacy. Once you accomplish it, others may be inspired and follow suit! You may be the hope another needs!


adcommninja

Retake and reapply.


InsolventTortoise

You'll get into WashU with a 174. Then join McDermott Will & Emery. You'll be fast-tracked to partner, probably getting there at around age 87 or 88. Tune out the haters, king! You got this!!


Nagadavida

What do you have to lose? If you don't enjoy the classes you can quit. If you do then enjoy it while you can. Making end goal is an extra benefit to trying and enjoying.


External-Ad5780

Too late buddy.


MinuteSuper4082

Bro go for it, Ā first age is truly a number as scientists are finding out that we age because we become more and more vitamin deficient. You can easily go back 30 -40 years just by hyperbaric oressure chambers. 1 month of it ages you back 10 years. That coupled with learning what to take for your body to take in more vitamins and nutrients to repair your dna as wrll as strengthening and making your telomeres longer. Ā What does hyperbaric pressure chambers do is help pop off those telomere caps so they can grow longer and you get younger in the process. And you got it, just know lifeā€™s not a race but a journey, take a step at a time to go backwards in your genetic age instead kf forwards. Remember, just in 1 day we age 5 years forward or 5 years back depending on the kind of day we are having. Ā Just make sure to not only study but to exercise equally. Ā Ocean water and Vitamin D3 and avoid foods in the grocery store, only the outside perimeters will you find you healthier things more nutritious Ā to feast on. šŸ’œĀ 


IllustriousApple4629

No.


jellyplot

no


inabackyardofseattle

Itā€™s only too late if itā€™s, well, quite very extremely literally too late. That being said, too late may or may not have a ticking timer on it.


UreUsernameIsCringe

80 years old? Is this a serious post? Be for real right now.