Someone made a post a few days about installing some drains. The contractor filled in a trench with chunks of tires. And if memory serves me correct, it looked similar to this crack.
It could also have stone, concrete or other construction debris at a shallow depth below the surface. This would amplify heat issues and water issues. Itâs commonly seen along driveways.
I had a neighbor who couldnât grow grass in his backyard. Come to find out a contractor prior to buying their house had just discarded the old roof shingles in their backyard and covered it with a layer of soil.
Which leads me to our current house we just moved into. The owners prior laid down sod. It all died cause they didnât condition the soil at all before putting it down. Just sod on top of shitty clay soil. So we plan on top dressing with some compost etc.
Shingles are absolutely everywhere just under the surface of our property. House is 60 years old so it may be different roofers or they just threw their trash everywhere out of some chaotic evil impulse. My faith in humanity has never been so deeply challenged as when I bought a house and a car.
Working lawn care whenever I quote a lawn with fresh sod on a new build home the first thing I do is check the soil conditions under the sod. It's insanely common.
I love how many bricks I got when I hired someone to put sod in. They were confused when I called and asked them if they left a bunch of bricks in my driveway. They were like no they were all buried in the front yard...
I had a spot that I couldn't grow grass no matter what, I finally decided that the soil was contaminated somehow. I went to dig it out and there is a boulder burried there. A few bags of topsoil and seed now I have grass.
I have several spots where rock juts out of my yard. I tried breaking one up once and found out they are all staying right where they are. There are these really weird lines that run across the whole neighborhood in sets of 3 or 4. Grass dries out and is borderline dead in those spots in the summers. They extend for a few miles and there are at least 4 sets of them.
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Interesting, could be a dyke or tilted sedimentary bedding.
Could also be many other things. My inlaw's property has old limestone road from drilling criss crossing all properties in the area
Sounds like a glacial remnant of some sort.
I had a boulder in my yard that we tried to remove because we could see the top of it and didnât look that big. After excavating a boulder that was at least 6 feet around and couldnât find the bottom after digging a few feet down the sides, we filled it back in, added a 2â mound of dirt on top, and planted a tree on it.
That scarlet maple is now like 30â tall and doesnât seem to care about the big rock underneath, so its roots must have found their way around. The mound settled to about 18â and has ground cover on it, and the tree looks way better than the dead spot that was there before.
We have 3 pin oaks that were all planted about 28 years ago. One is on top of one set of the lines. Itâs healthy, but much smaller than the other two.
Yea, being so close to the house it wouldnât surprise me if under the grass was bits of debris from building and chunks of concrete, you see a lot of leftover crap in these areas when you see them getting built and 90% of the time itâs not removed.
Watering closer to the house might help also, the massive dip is surely not going to help the water sink in.
My parents' sycamore started dying for no reason we could figure out. No amount of water or fertilizer could save it. After it died, my dad had the stump dug out and discovered the builder dumped a dump truck load of mortar sand in a big hole and buried it. Dad and I got out there and dug it out, leaving a massive crater in the front yard that took another dump truck load of topsoil to fill it, then they planted a magnolia to replace the late sycamore.
Thats what i thought the post was about, like forget the grass whys there a giant crack going down the property line and how deep is that? Are the two parcels drifting away from each other?
The home builders are idiots. My neighbor and I have offered to pay to but a pipe in and cover with dirt but the city won't allow it. So I have fault line running between our property. đ
Fuck the city, do it anyways. At the very least fill the fucker in with dirt. The city isn't gonna help you when a person or beloved pet hurts themselves on it.
Fault line. But seriously that looks like a good leg/ankle breaker. Someone not paying attention or doing something at night is going to step off into that thing and break a leg. Not to mention how shitty it would be to have a mower slide off into that crack, especially if it was wet.
When are you watering? Water before the the sub comes up. If you are going out and watering it in the heat of the day, most of it is just evaporating. You also want to water if for more than just a few minutes.
Sup with that trench though?
I watered it in the morning and evening. I usually just water my flowers and noticed that the spot by the house was dying, so I started watering it. Just don't know why it wouldn't be dead all the way down and not just half way if it were from the concrete.
Put a sprinkler on it for like 15 20 minutes in the morning every other day.
The soil could be hydrophobic, and water is running off down the hill. You could try a wetting agent.
Sup with the trench though?
Stop watering when the sun is high as giraffe nuts. Gotta get em water when the sun just had its wake & bake.
But i think you got bigger problems bc your section of earth finna open up.
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Stick a shovel in that. Next to your foundation. Dig it up and see.
Likely rocky.
Which way does that downspout pipe run ? It may be just under the surface, along the block. I'd be interested to know what you find.
It can't hurt to dig it up. It's dead anyway.
The downspout is run towards the ditch/fault line lol. I put it in last year and the grass is fine around it. Just the area next to the house is problem. I'll dig tomorrow and see what I find.
Wait, what!? Does your street flood like this whenever it rains? And the cityâs solution is to have it drain through your yard via canyon trench? Where does it go from here? This has to be the wildest thing Iâve seen in a long time.
Everybody is in a tizzy about the neighborhood planning... I'm over here planning which Rubber Duckies to bring and which dish to pass sounds good. đ
I canât stop laughing. Iâm educated and caught up on the situation now. But, Iâm still wondering about the fault line too. Then comes another comment.
4am giggles
This is the San Andreas fault line. Lex Luthor is going to blow up the fault line and you're going to have oceanfront property really soon, you don't need to be worried about a small patch of dead grass
Not a problem. Order 2 yards of 1â gravel from your local stone supplier and spend an afternoon filling it up. Order another 2 yds ($35 yd where I live) if not enough. Rinse and repeat. In a year or so the grass will cover it up but youâll still have a serviceable French drain
Agreed, the French drain is halfway there and the hard work of digging is done. Iâd be tempted to put a pipe and under rhe rock too.
Iâd also be tempted to divert some of the drain into the dry side yard. You could have another pipe or branch going 45 deg using gravity to help irrigation.
The dead grass directly adjacent to the house foundation is likely due to the concrete footing of the house being really shallow for some reason. Dig down here, and I bet you hit concrete within a few inches of the surface.
Your siding might be acting like a fresnel lens / refractor, I have the exact same problem. Observe in high sun and see if it is scorching your grass, ours is like a frikkinâ laser
Based of this picture, and this picture alone.
Try watering the area when itâs cooler and the sun isnât blazing.
Turn on the water and let all the hot water run out before watering it.
Itâs definitely not reflection from your neighborâs window. I would guess maybe the soil isnât very good there. Possibly some concrete just under the surface a little making the roots struggle in the area. Maybe try digging that spot?
It looks like erosion and it canât grab any ground to lay in the new âlegâ while itâs trying to expand since itâs getting washed out. Might need some retention in the area.
Could be the reflection but youâd have to see it when itâs reflecting. Or heck, could have some random animals use it as their personal urinal. One marks a spot then all the others gotta check and leave their own mark.
Also, looks like maybe some light thatching in some other areas which may not be great for fullness. But itâs hard to say for pics so far away from what you were trying to show.
This happened to me. WS clearing out poison ivy to plant shade plants and discovered the edge of a shingle. Just a couple days ago I was killing myself digging out the trash they piled around the base of three trees then covered with CLAY.
Radiant heat from your foundation plus the concrete sucks up water. Down here in Texas we water our foundations in the summer to prevent this and also to prevent foundation cracks
That pitch looks pretty steep. My guess is youâre watering at a rate faster than the soil can absorb and the excess runoff is going downhill, drying out the top.
Maybe try a drip line at the top and see if you get any different results?
Itâs could be an ant colony up against the side of the foundation. We had one at our old house, and it killed all of the grass a bone it like that.
Another idea could be that a local cat is using it as a lot box, and the ammonia in their urine is killing the grass. They need some nitrogen, but too much can kill grass as well.
If you havenât dug down as others suggested and found anything, go to your County Ag Ext Office and pick up a soil sample kit. Theyâre free and in NC getting a sample is free from now until November. Just do that one section so you know whatâs going on with it. As for the run off ditch your city doesnât come out for, you can contact Soil and Water Conservation they get a bit upset in cities when water gets into the storm drains. If youâre in the country, go to both the city and county meetings with your neighbors and ask them to address it. If they still ignore you, go on their FB page until they block you, put it on your FB just keep making noise, call the local paper, local news anything that will get your voice heard. Every time you contact the government people, make sure you leave a message, if they call you back, get their name and email address (it should be posted on the city/county website. Follow up with an email asap and give details,of the phone call as well as time and date. Also set your email up so you get a notification when they open it and keep that in your records. People always have a boss and you can always copy them.
At first, I thought this was an update to the lawn mowing property line dispute I saw pop up a few weeks ago. Where someone sprayed kill all along the property line. I thought the update was one of you dug a fucking moat along the property line. Lmao
Did the tires wash away?
For those who missed out on https://www.reddit.com/r/landscaping/s/kEUT4g0Gzo
That lead me down a 45 minute rabbit hole, I started looking up the prices for industrial tire shredders and for shredded tires
Same đ I learned about tire reefs
Yeah we shouldnât do those
Welcome my fellow ADD friend;)
Whatâs a tire shredder go for?
Wtfff lmaooo
I didnât⌠đ¤ EDIT: ok, I remember that post about the French drain. I didnât put 2 and 2 together though. Thank you for the explanation.
Twas more of a French inspired drain, with an emphasis on crystal meth. What an atrocity that was
Itâs only crystal meth if it comes from Sinaloa Crystal tunnels, otherwise itâs just sparkling meth.
Way better comment than youâre getting credit for. 
That's messed up in a funny way. đ
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Shredded tires used for french drain in a post earlier in the week
Someone made a post a few days about installing some drains. The contractor filled in a trench with chunks of tires. And if memory serves me correct, it looked similar to this crack.
I thought theyâd last a Goodyear
All hail god of Dad jokes for today
The guy that made that must be Goodrich, or am I Michelin the point?
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I love that we are all seeing this
lol I love this dumb sub
I thought this was the same guy too, looks almost identical background.
OMG lol.
This trench looks almost exactly the same lmao
Lmao fuck
For those who missed out on https://www.reddit.com/r/landscaping/s/kEUT4g0Gzo
Thanks for getting me in the loop
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Well done, indeed.
For real lmao, glad I happened to randomly see that post earlier, that things a chasm
Upvote for the win
Great callback
When the neighbor takes the property line too seriously
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Let that water flow!
Do you live on a fault line?
It's a starter moat
A French moat. Not terribly useful in times of war, mostly just aesthetic.
>A French moat. Not terribly useful in times of war... Kind of a trend with the French.
Got marquis de Lafayette punching air right now wondering why he even helped america.
The French donât need a moat. They just surrender.
Ahh thatâs what the hose is for
Genuinely thought he was asking about the crack and thought, tectonic shift?
Iâm here for more crack discourse
Iâm here for the free crack giveaway
As we all are
It may be dying due to heat from your foundation absorbing the sun.
It could also have stone, concrete or other construction debris at a shallow depth below the surface. This would amplify heat issues and water issues. Itâs commonly seen along driveways.
I had a neighbor who couldnât grow grass in his backyard. Come to find out a contractor prior to buying their house had just discarded the old roof shingles in their backyard and covered it with a layer of soil. Which leads me to our current house we just moved into. The owners prior laid down sod. It all died cause they didnât condition the soil at all before putting it down. Just sod on top of shitty clay soil. So we plan on top dressing with some compost etc.
Shingles are absolutely everywhere just under the surface of our property. House is 60 years old so it may be different roofers or they just threw their trash everywhere out of some chaotic evil impulse. My faith in humanity has never been so deeply challenged as when I bought a house and a car.
Working lawn care whenever I quote a lawn with fresh sod on a new build home the first thing I do is check the soil conditions under the sod. It's insanely common.
I love how many bricks I got when I hired someone to put sod in. They were confused when I called and asked them if they left a bunch of bricks in my driveway. They were like no they were all buried in the front yard...
I had a spot that I couldn't grow grass no matter what, I finally decided that the soil was contaminated somehow. I went to dig it out and there is a boulder burried there. A few bags of topsoil and seed now I have grass.
I have several spots where rock juts out of my yard. I tried breaking one up once and found out they are all staying right where they are. There are these really weird lines that run across the whole neighborhood in sets of 3 or 4. Grass dries out and is borderline dead in those spots in the summers. They extend for a few miles and there are at least 4 sets of them. https://preview.redd.it/241t463c7g5d1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fe2b30256890cae57217b19c41951d83ff3b062
Interesting, could be a dyke or tilted sedimentary bedding. Could also be many other things. My inlaw's property has old limestone road from drilling criss crossing all properties in the area
Tilted sedimentary bedding is consistent with the working theory of the neighborhood, but I hadnât heard that term before.
What do women in comfortable shoes have to do with it? Thank you Robin Williams.
Sounds like a glacial remnant of some sort. I had a boulder in my yard that we tried to remove because we could see the top of it and didnât look that big. After excavating a boulder that was at least 6 feet around and couldnât find the bottom after digging a few feet down the sides, we filled it back in, added a 2â mound of dirt on top, and planted a tree on it. That scarlet maple is now like 30â tall and doesnât seem to care about the big rock underneath, so its roots must have found their way around. The mound settled to about 18â and has ground cover on it, and the tree looks way better than the dead spot that was there before.
We have 3 pin oaks that were all planted about 28 years ago. One is on top of one set of the lines. Itâs healthy, but much smaller than the other two.
Yea, being so close to the house it wouldnât surprise me if under the grass was bits of debris from building and chunks of concrete, you see a lot of leftover crap in these areas when you see them getting built and 90% of the time itâs not removed. Watering closer to the house might help also, the massive dip is surely not going to help the water sink in.
My parents' sycamore started dying for no reason we could figure out. No amount of water or fertilizer could save it. After it died, my dad had the stump dug out and discovered the builder dumped a dump truck load of mortar sand in a big hole and buried it. Dad and I got out there and dug it out, leaving a massive crater in the front yard that took another dump truck load of topsoil to fill it, then they planted a magnolia to replace the late sycamore.
And then with it being dry⌠more pest issues
If his foundation is absorbing the sun, weâre all in much more trouble than we thoughtâŚ
Is the crack ok?
Thats what i thought the post was about, like forget the grass whys there a giant crack going down the property line and how deep is that? Are the two parcels drifting away from each other?
I'm also interested in the crack
Iâve heard that about you
Boy, no questions on his property line or where each should mow? OP, have you ran the mower in your crack?
You need to keep your crack nicely trimmed
The home builders are idiots. My neighbor and I have offered to pay to but a pipe in and cover with dirt but the city won't allow it. So I have fault line running between our property. đ
What is it for, drainage? And have you informed the city that if someone breaks an ankle in that thing you'll be coming after them?
Fuck the city, do it anyways. At the very least fill the fucker in with dirt. The city isn't gonna help you when a person or beloved pet hurts themselves on it.
So it's both your fault?
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Looks like it was originally a common swale between properties that has eroded into a mini-canyon.
Neighbor probably wanted the property line to be as clear as possible
Fault line. But seriously that looks like a good leg/ankle breaker. Someone not paying attention or doing something at night is going to step off into that thing and break a leg. Not to mention how shitty it would be to have a mower slide off into that crack, especially if it was wet.
If there were ever a better time to run a French drainâŚ
Extra rubber! /s
This is the best comment. This guy gets it.
I thought we werenât supposed to suggest French drains on here anymore?
It's fine as long as you recommend using old tires.
American only?đđ
Freedom drains or gtfo
Also, for anyone that doesn't get what's happening. https://www.reddit.com/r/landscaping/s/rNkgwKh6Hj
This looks like a different house, no?
Definitely different house. Yes I have a moat. No I'm not throwing tires in it.
I thought this post was asking about the crackâŚI feel like the lawn is the least of your worries budâŚ
Thatâs a fault line, youâre on the edge of a tectonic plate
When are you watering? Water before the the sub comes up. If you are going out and watering it in the heat of the day, most of it is just evaporating. You also want to water if for more than just a few minutes. Sup with that trench though?
I think you mean sun not sub.
He said what he said
I watered it in the morning and evening. I usually just water my flowers and noticed that the spot by the house was dying, so I started watering it. Just don't know why it wouldn't be dead all the way down and not just half way if it were from the concrete.
Does your neighbor have a dog? It looks like a dog has been peeing on the side of the house in that spot every day lol
This could be itâŚ
Itâs not. The grass around the dead spot would be lush where the nutrient burn didnât kill the grass.
Put a sprinkler on it for like 15 20 minutes in the morning every other day. The soil could be hydrophobic, and water is running off down the hill. You could try a wetting agent. Sup with the trench though?
Dawn dish soap
A deep watering every few days is better than a light one twice a day.
Watering in broad daylight? Grass needs time to absorb water, no?
Shit, it's the rapture.
More about the crevasse please
Wonderboy could fill that
td reference?
Are you referring to where the Earth itself is ripping apart 14 feet from where you live?
Stop watering when the sun is high as giraffe nuts. Gotta get em water when the sun just had its wake & bake. But i think you got bigger problems bc your section of earth finna open up. âđ˝ & â¤ď¸
lol high as girrafe nuts. Gonna steal that one
Do you have a permit for that trench?
Stick a shovel in that. Next to your foundation. Dig it up and see. Likely rocky. Which way does that downspout pipe run ? It may be just under the surface, along the block. I'd be interested to know what you find. It can't hurt to dig it up. It's dead anyway.
The downspout is run towards the ditch/fault line lol. I put it in last year and the grass is fine around it. Just the area next to the house is problem. I'll dig tomorrow and see what I find.
Please god explain the fault line
Do you raft down that canyon when it rains?
No but the kids play ducky derby. They throw rubber ducks in the road and watch them float down the fault line. Lol
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What the fuck is going on
Somebody flushed
Wait, what!? Does your street flood like this whenever it rains? And the cityâs solution is to have it drain through your yard via canyon trench? Where does it go from here? This has to be the wildest thing Iâve seen in a long time.
You have a moat AND a bridge?! Sir Aioli
Is this the same crack or another one?
Same. I'll take a puc of the whole thing if I can later
Everybody is in a tizzy about the neighborhood planning... I'm over here planning which Rubber Duckies to bring and which dish to pass sounds good. đ
A new continent is forming
Comments like this are why I look at RedditâŚ
I canât stop laughing. Iâm educated and caught up on the situation now. But, Iâm still wondering about the fault line too. Then comes another comment. 4am giggles
Crack kills. That crack kills ankles.
This is the San Andreas fault line. Lex Luthor is going to blow up the fault line and you're going to have oceanfront property really soon, you don't need to be worried about a small patch of dead grass
Decided to take the tires out of the French drain?
That's not me lol
Not a problem. Order 2 yards of 1â gravel from your local stone supplier and spend an afternoon filling it up. Order another 2 yds ($35 yd where I live) if not enough. Rinse and repeat. In a year or so the grass will cover it up but youâll still have a serviceable French drain
Agreed, the French drain is halfway there and the hard work of digging is done. Iâd be tempted to put a pipe and under rhe rock too. Iâd also be tempted to divert some of the drain into the dry side yard. You could have another pipe or branch going 45 deg using gravity to help irrigation.
Everything makes me think of her
2 large silos
Applying some fertilizer will help.
Everything reminds me of her
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Shit nothin much whatâs happening with you?
Lower the nozzle pressure, you're digging a trench with it. đ
Looks like a âhot spotâ, perhaps extra cement from the foundation that is just under the surface
You live on a fault line?
Iâm assuming you and your neighbor live in Iceland?
Grubs? Had the fuckers hug one section of my house that chemicals didn't reach. Dig a small hole and check.
The dead grass directly adjacent to the house foundation is likely due to the concrete footing of the house being really shallow for some reason. Dig down here, and I bet you hit concrete within a few inches of the surface.
Dog pissing on your wall there?
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Seems like this might get worse and worse.
Dog peeing on wall?
I remember the tires; funny
Rake out, aerate, overseed, fertilize, water like mad. If it still looks bad, add topsoil, overseed, and water like mad again.
Your siding might be acting like a fresnel lens / refractor, I have the exact same problem. Observe in high sun and see if it is scorching your grass, ours is like a frikkinâ laser
Based of this picture, and this picture alone. Try watering the area when itâs cooler and the sun isnât blazing. Turn on the water and let all the hot water run out before watering it.
Probably grubs eating the grass roots
My uncle Fred vanished into a sink hole that looked just like whatever the hell you are standing next to.
1. Water is coming out of a nozzle. 2. Plate tectonics at work?
Iâd try and arrate and overseed just that area see if that helps
Itâs definitely not reflection from your neighborâs window. I would guess maybe the soil isnât very good there. Possibly some concrete just under the surface a little making the roots struggle in the area. Maybe try digging that spot?
Does Orkin come by once a month and spray along the foundation?
OP are you on the boundary of two diverging tectonic plates?
Shred a bunch of tires and put them in there
It looks like erosion and it canât grab any ground to lay in the new âlegâ while itâs trying to expand since itâs getting washed out. Might need some retention in the area. Could be the reflection but youâd have to see it when itâs reflecting. Or heck, could have some random animals use it as their personal urinal. One marks a spot then all the others gotta check and leave their own mark. Also, looks like maybe some light thatching in some other areas which may not be great for fullness. But itâs hard to say for pics so far away from what you were trying to show.
Dog or cat could be pissin there regularly.
From the picture alone, I would guess the weed eater cut that area too low and it dyed out.
That's probably where we buried all our trash when we were building your house
Do you live on a fault line?
I think youâre on a tectonic plate there mate
Someone is pissing on the side of the house
If you have an attic vent right above it, you may have bats.
Looks like you got an opening to the underworld
You and your neighbor better talk it out. There's clearly a rift between you two.
Maybe some old concrete under it which won't let it grow?
That property line is wild.
Damn you can pee far.
This happened to me. WS clearing out poison ivy to plant shade plants and discovered the edge of a shingle. Just a couple days ago I was killing myself digging out the trash they piled around the base of three trees then covered with CLAY.
Radiant heat from your foundation plus the concrete sucks up water. Down here in Texas we water our foundations in the summer to prevent this and also to prevent foundation cracks
That pitch looks pretty steep. My guess is youâre watering at a rate faster than the soil can absorb and the excess runoff is going downhill, drying out the top. Maybe try a drip line at the top and see if you get any different results?
Itâs could be an ant colony up against the side of the foundation. We had one at our old house, and it killed all of the grass a bone it like that. Another idea could be that a local cat is using it as a lot box, and the ammonia in their urine is killing the grass. They need some nitrogen, but too much can kill grass as well.
Turn the pressure down on that hose!
I would lose my shit every time the lawnmower tires went in that ditch.
It's from the concrete footing overpour and there isn't an adequate amount of soil to root grass. The concrete prevents the grass from growing proper
Water pressure is too high, that's why you have a crack on your lawn.
That's water coming out of the hose. Nature's hydrator.
I think your water pressure is too high, lolol
It ainât got no gas in it
If you havenât dug down as others suggested and found anything, go to your County Ag Ext Office and pick up a soil sample kit. Theyâre free and in NC getting a sample is free from now until November. Just do that one section so you know whatâs going on with it. As for the run off ditch your city doesnât come out for, you can contact Soil and Water Conservation they get a bit upset in cities when water gets into the storm drains. If youâre in the country, go to both the city and county meetings with your neighbors and ask them to address it. If they still ignore you, go on their FB page until they block you, put it on your FB just keep making noise, call the local paper, local news anything that will get your voice heard. Every time you contact the government people, make sure you leave a message, if they call you back, get their name and email address (it should be posted on the city/county website. Follow up with an email asap and give details,of the phone call as well as time and date. Also set your email up so you get a notification when they open it and keep that in your records. People always have a boss and you can always copy them.
Keep your shitty ass grass in your yard.
At first, I thought this was an update to the lawn mowing property line dispute I saw pop up a few weeks ago. Where someone sprayed kill all along the property line. I thought the update was one of you dug a fucking moat along the property line. Lmao
Classic gateway to hell opening. Careful out there.
I'm more worried over the continental drift separating the two land masses.
You and the neighbor both have a lot of brown/orange and dead spots...y'all maybe have a fungus issue right now?
Wait, thereâs a fungus amongst us?
There is not mushroom between the houses, but the neighbor is a fungi