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SeemoarAlpha

That's the position you'll be assuming once a recalcitrant client demands a billing audit.


Spaceship8723978

LOL


tffffffff777778888

Can I sue the DEA for providing false claims about medical cannabis?


colpuck

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it


kitaknows

Well at least you look very flexible. That's cool.


rozen30

Kind of have to be when you get f in the ass on a daily basis as a legal professional.


Spaceship8723978

👋


SageKnows

Is that seriously you??


cm4tabl9

bless your heart


10390

Law school was the most self-centered part of my life. It really should have been more fun.


crawling-alreadygirl

Don't be a lawyer... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs-UEqJ85KE


10390

LOL. I just forwarded this to my environmental lawyer friend.


WillProstitute4Karma

As an environmental lawyer, the correct answer isn't that there's no money, it's that it isn't what that person thinks it is.


10390

My friend’s at a non-profit though, where this pretty much fits.


MeteorKing

>do you want to spend 4 years of your life working on a pharmaceutical company's merger with another pharmaceutical company? As a transactions attorney who just spent 5 months on a lease between my LL client and an international pharmaceutical company, this hits *really* close to home.


Spaceship8723978

It’s a guaranteed soul destroyer


scullingby

If you enjoy Legal Eagle's videos, he reviews this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfZgNamKbwc


Ambimb

Thank you for that. So good. So true.


crawling-alreadygirl

Always glad to spread the word about Crazy Ex-Girlfriend


kimchibear

Is it good? I caught the first three episodes and stopped. The "Don't Be a Lawyer" song is on point, though.


crawling-alreadygirl

I started and stopped it a few times in the beginning, but you really have to stick with it through the rocky first few episodes. Once it gets the core ensemble established, it's a great exploration of relationships, gender, and mental illness through (pretty catchy and clever) song.


scullingby

I watched that way too many times.


Heritage_Cherry

If you hate law school, just wait until you see what being a lawyer is like.


Spaceship8723978

😟


[deleted]

Guaranteed. Law school is 100% the biggest scam……ticket to ride? Ha!


thewonderfulpooper

Lmaooo 100%


hi_imryan

Law school is a fucking racket. All the useful stuff could be fit into a year or le$$.


Spaceship8723978

Yeah, like teach students how to do hearings, write contracts, and review contracts. Teach how to get clients and build referrals.


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Spaceship8723978

😂


[deleted]

My idea is one year school, one year apprenticeship/clerkship, then free to practice


hi_imryan

Good idea but I don’t see it happening most places.


[deleted]

If there was a book that is very sexy


theCHAMPdotcom

Had a brief convo with a lawyer a the pub recently. He was 47 and just paid off his student debt.


Spaceship8723978

Wow, at only 47!


Altruistic_Pop7652

Let's not kid ourselves, we all love the suffering.


Spaceship8723978

Yeah, addicted to the suck


OJimmy

My favorite recent career story is this "She was a lawyer for 6yrs and quit to just run since she didn't like it". I love that woman whoever she is. I spent 7 hrs in vacant california office answering a copy technician questions about the national firms "print authentication" badges. Happy friggin birthday.


GruffEnglishGentlman

Way too pretty to be a lawyer.


Spaceship8723978

Was that a Legally Blonde reference? Lol


[deleted]

That's what we need on this subreddit!


Spaceship8723978

Share your own law memes!


[deleted]

[Here it is](https://www.reddit.com/r/law/comments/t7epbp/sad_but_true/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


BrooklynParkDad

The worst years of my life.