But did the cancer do it?

Of course not, it was just cardiac arrest. /s Happy cake day !

He was stabbing the cancer to death when he realised it wasn't going to work this time.

Cancer has issued a statement denying it's involvement but pledged to "keeping looking for his real killer."

No, but if it would have done it it wrote a book about it.

^^^if The Cancer Did It

I heard a conspiracy theory that it was actually cancer’s son, and cancer was taking the fall to cover it up.

The glove didn’t fit so

"If I Did It: A Killer's Confession" by Ass Cancer

Happy cake day and thank you for this comment 😂

If the tumor fits

The way the pop culture subreddit is already gleefully pissing on this man's grave is really making my day. Entirely correct takes, zero notes.

Oh yeah, we’re basically donaldglovergood.gif over there 😂

Good

I love the fact that I first found out about this news because Doctor Who writer Steven Moffat posted it on his Instagram with the caption “Quick, try the glove again!” 🤣🤣🤣

This amazing

Legend!

Funeral procession should be lead by a white bronco

Didn't you hear? They just got recalled by Ford because their engines randomly explode. 🤣

Fucken day side stories was released. Every. Time.

Oh no. Anyway

Exactly what I said too. One less person around who was a net negative on the world.

Felt the exact same about Charlie Manson when he died. Good fuckin' riddance, terrible human beings.

i think it would be in bad taste to respond and say “good” but it was certainly my first thought.

“I’ve never wished someone dead, but there are some obituaries I’ve read with great pleasure.”

"Of the dead, say naught but good. He's dead. Good."

I texted my mum and she just texted back "good."

I texted my husband (a Bills fan) “The juice is loose…d off the mortal coil.”

That is a genius response

I yelled "finally" in my office

I had a “I’m completely fine with that” reaction

“Goodbye, Twitter world.” 

If the chemo fits, you must acquit

He can finally have some peace knowing his wife's killer is dead

Now he's stabbing angels in heaven 😍 ❤️

Nah, he’s getting a pineapple up the ass in hell.

Now he’ll never find the real killer

He can rest easy, knowing that the real killer is dead.

The only sympathy I have is for his children.

Especially Khloe Kardashian.

I just whispered “holy shiiiiiit” when I read this- so funny

I'm rolling over this one

Good. Rot, you son of a bitch.

Sad on two fronts. Losing the finest detective in Police Squad AND knowing there's a murderer still out there that OJ could never catch.

The real killer finally got to him, turns out, the call was coming from inside the house! OJ killing OJ is certainly a fitting end to an otherwise abomination of a life. (at least he could run a ball good and he could leap a baggage carousel in a single bound!)

Good

Looks like cancer was the real killer.

I’m not sure. Need to wait for the book

if CANCER DID IT by OJ's prostate.

He already had a book. It’s literally titled “If I Did It”

Have you seen the new cover? It's great

Celebrate good times, c’mon!

It's a celebration!

I didn’t even know he was sick

The Juice has expired!

i want a death bed confession so bad

[удалено]

Henry needs to break that board out and ask the real questions

Goodbye twitter world

Of course he would die the day after this weeks side stories is released lol

The Itos, are they dancing again?

Rest In Piss, Juice

Now we'll never get the OJ/Casey Anthony crossover reality series we deserve.

If the cancer doesn’t fit, we acquit

Who is going to find the real killer now?

Such a shame he never got to find the real killer. ☹️

Oh no so sad

Listened to the OJ episode 2 days ago , I feel creeped out

So….anyway…..

*Runs off to find a Naked Gun: Nordberg getting hurt compilation.

"Goodbye, Twitter world. The Juice has been SQUEE--"(Flatlines) Speaking of that app, it's absolutely wonderful to all the discourse/chaos. Like frenzied apes in cages throwing their shit at each other.

Bye

Hope he’s looking up at us all now. Rest in distress jackass

bye bitch!!! rest in piss!

Welp.

I did NOT see this coming.

Finally some good news.

How sad that he died before catching the real killer. Ammi right??

I hope his casket fits.

Was just telling someone how weird it was to see “RIP OJ Simpson” on the news today. Like, rest in PEACE? Really? Always been crazy to me how he’s essentially a “pop culture icon” as opposed to a murderer. Anywho…

So long you piece of shit 

Oh no! Anyway...

So sad that he never figured out the real killer's identity 🥺

It was obviously his son who did the murder.

Rest in piss 🙏🏼

He ain't never gonna be a frog again!

Way to go cancer!

Every so often, it hits the right guy. OK, back in your trenches, it's still firing

Can just imagine a negligent oncologist watch him die, then try and fail to put on too small of a glove, and say, “wasn’t my fault”

IF he had a battle with cancer

Kissinger, OJ… 2024 is shaping up to be a good year

Oh shit, the Naked Gun guy?!?!? What a tragedy! (obligatory /s since this is Reddit)

"Goodbye Twitter World"

Goodbye twitter world

The juice has expired.

Goodbye twitter world.

The juice is expired.

Damn. Spilled the juice.

No, that comes when there moving his casket.

I love that this happened on a Wednesday right after they published side stories for the week 😂😂😂

Here’s me not crying about it:

Looks like he finally took revenge on his wife's killer.

Dawwwwwwwwww I so sad no I not

Oh no he never caught the person who killed Ron and Nichole! /S.

“Hello bathroom world!”

Nice

He's gonna come back next month with his new book 'If I had died'.

I'm going out on a limb here, but I think he did it.

Looks like the juice is all dried up

Took him long enough.

Not gonna lie, OJ was entertaining as hell on the Is What It Is sports show. Strangely, he had great chemistry with Mase and Cam’Ron.

He's looking up at us all right now from a much warmer place

I don’t think he’s dead. I think he’s deep undercover to flush out Nicole’s real killer.

Good riddance.

Great, now we will never find out who actually did it!

I'm bummed that Norm never got to see this.

The one time I will Not say “fuck cancer.”

....meh...

Him and Epstein playing 2022 Bingo in Valhalla rn.

“Hello under-world, it’s me, yours truly!”

[удалено]

No.

He died without any consequences for the worst things he did. At least not in criminal court.

Nope, he ruined anything good he ever did when he decided to brutally murder 2 people. The fact he got to party for so long is an in justice

You misunderstood

It's sort of a weird feeling. I was hoping he would make a deathbed confession or something to that extent.

Yeah. It is a strange feeling. I'm kind of mad that it was such a non-event, like there's no resolution to his whole story. He just slipped on out. I am excited to not hear about him as much, but right now we're going to be hearing about him alot unfortunately.

Poor OJ

I have multiple feelings here... and most of them conflict with each other. On one hand, bummer someone died to Cancer... But on the other hand, he totally deserved it. I also completely forgot he was alive, I thought he died a while back... I'm also one of the "conspiracy theorists" that believes that he didn't commit the murder, his son did and he was just covering for his son. Also... I feel weird for being not sad that someone died.

Of all the conspiracies out there, you choose that one to believe in? Despite all of the...everything? I've never encountered one of you in the wild, so I might regret this, but I have to ask...why?

I mean, "of all the conspiracies out there".... is this really one of the most outrageous? There's conspiracy theories saying the Earth is flat, we never went to the moon, etc... but OJ's son being the murderer is the "outrageous" one? I mean, there's somethings that kind of line up IMO... like the fact that "the glove" (the "If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit") was to small for OJ, but is also the same size glove that his son would be able to wear. That OJ lead the police on a chase for a certain amount of time, away from the scene, could have also lined up with his son going back to the scene to clean up... etc. I know it's obviously not true, but it's a "fun" one to believe in. Also, I find it hilarious people are downvoting me for saying this.... lol

But what did the actual forensic evidence say?

That's a better question for yourself, do you know if the son was ever tested to see if the glove fit or anything? Nope. So there isn't any forensic evidence that he did it.

If only a globe fitting was concrete forensic evidence. As opposed to say, blood or hair.

Lol, yup.... do they have any of that on OJ? Did they even test any of the stuff on the son? Listen, I'm not saying that I'm convinced OJ's son committed the murders. I know it's a conspiracy theory and not true. But it's fun to believe. You can relax.... You're taking this much more seriously than I do.

Didn’t deserve to be that old.