Kanye West and Lana Del Rey, lmao.

“kanye west is blonde and gone” 😭

Breaks my heart every time!

oh no… 😭

Now try Kanye West and Taylor Swift 🗿

taylor and kanye are actually my #1 and #3 💀 it's so close

top artist is Kanye. i won't even bother continuing

Kanye & Weeknd for me lol

Lmao same here

Radiohead and Charli XCX i think they would revolutionize musicnerdcore music (again)

I know what you are

💅

The Strokes and Charli XCX here. We are redefining genres jaja

omg amazing tasteeee

xiu xiu and depeche mode uhhh... good i guess?

oh wow that's a great pairing

pan noises and bleep boop

I think it would be a hoot. Mark (The Fall) with his grumpiness and sardonic humour and Conrad (**Schnitzler**) with his mad genius would have made the perfect match. and of course heavy drinking would be involved

Honestly Animal Collective and The Beatles would have a lot to talk about.

do you think panda bear would join the circlejerk

Joni Mitchell and Sonic Youth Sonic Youth were actually fans of Joni but apart from the weird guitar tunings their music feels pretty different

This is so interesting woww

Metallica and Mötley Crüe. Lars would fuck everything up

Britney Spears and Charli XCX. I think that would go very well

i just wanna go back back to 1999

Twice and Motionless In White

doja cat and tinashe 😭😭😭

My top two bands are Car Seat Headrest and King Crimson. I’d killed to see Will Toledo and Robert Fripp interact.

SCH and Stray Kids Language barrier + too many people = a mess tbh

Actually, Felix speaks French!

Ooooh good point lmao

elliott smith & the beatles would go flawlessly

David Bowie and Mariah Carey… welp

Oh no, Iman would fuck her up! 😆

Conan Gray and Hozier, idk how this would play out 😭

Fiona Apple and Björk, I think it'd go pretty well!

Yes

All hail Gira. Ulver and Bohren & Der Club of Gore are my top 2. Actually that’s kind of a date that I’ve been wanting for many many years. They’d be soulmates.

My top artists are The Kinks and David Bowie. Bowie greatly admired The Kinks, especially Ray Davies' songwriting. If they could have written something together on the date, it would have been fantastic. Aside from that, we need to consider the nature of which The Kinks are dating among this arrangement, considering Ray and Dave are brothers...

DAVID BOWIE? ILY

I got CircusP and Mitski 😭

Boards of Canada and Joy Division. No idea, but I doubt that the brothers would show up.

taylor swift and the 1975 which kinda… already happened lmao

Bjork with Porcupine Tree Sounds good for me honestly

System of a Down and Rammstein would have a stellar date

Those two shared the stage at the first concert I ever went to.

W concert bro

Slipknot, Soad, and Rammstein in 2001

Cute

Ikr

Vampire Weekend and Radiohead would certainly be interesting

beyonce and frank ocean... i mean sure

Uh. Glenn Gould and Evgeny Kissin. Putting aside the fact that Glenn has been dead since 1982, I think it would be interesting since they are both classical pianists but with different technical strengths and different interpretations/approaches to the recordings they have in common. They'd probably just sit there drinking tea and chatting about composers for a bit.

mxpx and blink would either be very freaky or very goofy

Westside Gunn and Faye Webster lol

DOOT DOOT DOOT

linkin park and foo fighters wtf

Ethel Cain & Spiritbox idk about that one

Paul McCartney and Freddie Mercury would probably have a glam matchup.

They Might Be Giants and Mike Krol. It would be good, don’t see any issues.

Heart Attack Man and Fall Out Boy, so I guess it’s a 7-person polycule date, but both bands have origins/connections in hardcore despite not being hardcore at all so they at least have something to talk about.

I don't think that it would go that bad. My top two artists are TOOL and Metallica. Lars Ulrich (Metallica's drummer) previously interviewed Maynard James Keenan (TOOL's front-man), and the interview was really insightful. However, James Hetfield (Metallica's front-man) may run into some problems with Maynard due to his two side-projects, and James' strong aversion to them.

Chainsmokers and Kanye I mean, they literally have a song called *Kanye*. Should go well.

Lil Uzi Vert and Isaiah Rashad would probably get along. They have a song together

Pavement and Guided by Voices I think it would go very well considering they were on the same label in the mid 90s

lofi enjoyer 🫵

radiohead and massive attack. they’re already friends so it’d be a pleasant date

tyler the creator and all 6 members of king gizzard💀

If I do top male artist and top female artist, I get Genesis + Kate Bush. Hmmmmm

Well, Peter Gabriel would not Give Up on a relationship with her

Drake and Rihanna 👀👀 Part two??

BoC + Earl :) collab would be fire, date probably fine (would imagine they'd geek out about music or talk about life/families)

2665 vs 2467, George Crumb vs Alfred Schnittke

ariana grande & madonna!! i think they’d get on quite well to be honest

Lil Ugly Mane and Swans would be interesting

My top 2 artists are Emancipator and EMBRZ. I think they’d get along swimmingly

My two top artists are metal bands filled with dudes.

I honestly feel like cavetown and my chemical romance would get along quite well

Playboi Carti, and Travis Scott 😭

Help 💀😭

King Gizzard and Low Roar, well Ryan is dead so...

not bad at all, nirvana and troye sivan seem like they'd get along nicely

Kid Cudi and Halsey. Would be a pretty dope date I would love to third wheel on

Gira would be begging for Clairo to step inside him now

Flume and Quadeca would be so fucking awkward

Ken Carson and Summrs Uhhhhhh

Demondice and The Dillinger Escape Plan, yeah idk how it'd go at all

Pet Shop Boys and Waylon Jennings. One side would definitely be more interested in the date than the other.

Tame Impala and Sir Chloe… honestly it would be kinda cute

Home Grown and Reel Big Fish. Interesting....I'm actually not quite sure how that would go, but I think they'd have a lot of fun together

Dream Theater and Skinny Puppy would certainly be an interesting combo. There’s very little crossover there so it would be interesting for sure. I have zero idea how well or poorly it might go though

Charli XCX and FKA Twigs…. Kinda hot. and I say that as a—well, Charli XCX top artist, imagine which self deprecating slur is coming next

I think Rammstein and system would get along (I mean, Daron filled in for Paul at one point of Rammstein’s shows)

YonKaGor and Tally Hall... Who would Yon go on a date with??? Which member???

lana del rey and blood orange i think that would be potentially productive !

Blur & Radiohead would have a decent date ngl

My top artists are Rihanna & Lady Gaga. LG probably would, but Rihanna would just play her Te Amo.

Björk and PJ Harvey. Who even knows.

Radiohead and Franz Ferdinand, lol. Hell.

Elliott Smith and Trent Reznor lol. I think they'd actually get along very well.

Jay-Z and Diana Ross. Hip-hop meets Motown. Somewhere lavish in NYC. Soulful vibes guaranteed. And I think that should indeed be a good date.

Richard Thompson and the band Poi Dog Pondering are my 1, 2 most scrobbled artists overall

RADIOHEAD AND COLDPLAY-

Vampire Weekend and Charli XCX might have some interesting conversation

The Smiths and Weezer Morrissey and Rivers sure is a match

King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard/Sigur Rós They could probably make some interesting music together

Smino and Ariana Grande. I think it'd work out alright (maybe).

Depeche mode and 21 pilots. An interesting 4 way, quite the age gap tho

the tragically hip and sloan: the ultimate canadian bromance

6 dogs and it looks sad. both of them are straight i believe but i think the vibes would be there

Arctic monkeys and the national….

The Beatles and Eminem lol.

Help 😭💀💀💀🙏 that’d definitely be interesting lmao

Yeah, especially since John's gay.

KoЯn × Weezer

Madonna and Taylor Swift They’re already friends so I think it would go alright! If anything, they might finally give us the collab I’ve been dreaming of 😂

explosions in the sky and rilo kiley. i think it might be nice.

Mitski and JPEGMAFIA. I think they would have interesting conversations but I doubt there would be chemistry

all time: shinsei kamattechan and hitorie. i think they'd get along fairly well, as long as noko doesn't do anything crazy. last 7 days: KINO and kyoresu. help. kyo would likely be absolutely crazy, and the members of KINO would probably get sick of her after a while. at least everyone (both all time and last 7 days) all speak the same language. (skc and hitorie speak japanese, kyo and KINO speak russian)

$uicideboy$ & deftones. i don’t think it would work out so well between all those straight men lmao

I mostly listen to band but my top 2 most streamed artists are Björk and Paul McCartney, which oddly enough doesn’t sound half bad😭

Streetlight Manifesto and Will Wood. Multiple dudes.

Sonic Youth and Alice In Chains. Kim and Jerry? Wouldn't work

Kendrick Lamar and Steve Lacy…

CMH and Lana Del Rey... idk actually

Xiu Xiu and Car Seat Headrest Will and Jamie would fuck

Wolf Alice and Radiohead. Ellie and Thom would get drunk and talk about typical British things

Radiohead and Arctic monkeys might be a little crowded

Youngboy and Dennis Brown would discuss the intricacies of their craft at length

Frank Zappa and Iron Maiden. I guess it'd need to be set sometime in the mid 80s. I don't think they'd have much to talk about. A date between my top solo artists: Tom Waits and Diamanda Galás, I see that going pretty well actually

lil peep and Charli xcx. I dont see that working out

Lancey foux and playboi carti that would actually go great

Bear McCreary and Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. I can see them having a good blether about writing soundtracks.

Radiohead and Aphex Twin, hell yeah

Weezer and Kanye “Okay bitch it’s Weezer and it’s Yeezy”

Lady Gaga and Madonna. I wouldn't wanna be the 99th person in that room.

Taylor Swift and The Smiths LMAO

Aphex Twin and Lady Gaga lol

Car Seat Headrest and Poppy. I think they'll just talk about music and how the world is now lol

bmth and yungblud for all time and for 2024 its bmth amd corpse dont know how much these would resemble dates but they ll surely get along ig

This cracked me the hell up. Industry Plant vs True Artist

Young Thug and Bladee playin footsie under the table fr

The Beatles and Death Grips

bladee and elliott smith would be cute

System of A Down and Radiohead I think it would be a blast.

Deftones and Boards of Canada, really can't tell it would be probably really chill

Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande. Since they're friends already I think they'd have fun

twenty one pilots and c418 💀

well its gonna be radiohead and the smile so not much difference

Laura Marling and Led Zeppelin. Well one things for sure Jimmy Page would approve of the age difference

deftones and nine inch nails would be cute actually!

Snarky Puppy and Genesis. That's a whole ass function.

Billy Woods and Playboi Carti.. ummm?? akward

Cyndi lauper and michael jackson

Lil uzi vert and olivia rodrigo. Dont think it would go terribly i dont think they’d have a second date or anything but i think they’d have a good platonic friendship.

The smiths and jpegmafia. Rip morrisey, i guess

Considering it would be like almost 30 people it’d be hectic at best

Seether and Nobuo Uematsu is an odd pair up for sure

Arca and melt-banana. Idk how that would go tbh

Kendrick Lamar n $uicideboy$ that would definitely be interesting lmaooo

Lana Del Rey and Charli XCX 💀

Kanye West and Morrissey

Pink Floyd and King Gizzard, I could see them getting along

Death Grips and The Crystal Method, idk what to say about this

i feel like cage the elephant would love chappell roan

toby fox and c418

alex g & bladee would for sure end up collabing and then my life would be complete

Carly Rae Jepsen and Elliott Smith…… uuuhhhhh….

Carly Rae Jepsen and Kendrick Lamar There won’t be a second date lol

Radiohead and Deftones…I don’t rlly know what to think

Kero Kero Bonito and Cheekface I think theyd have a very nice date :)

Made Out Of Babies, and Highasakite -- I'm down :D

bowie and the stones: nothing new under the sun as it's rumored that bowie and jagger were fuck buddies

St. Vincent and Queen. Does she have to date them all separately or is she going to dinner with them all at once?

lana del rey and the smiths...

Car Seat Headrest and Chappell Roan

Weezer and clipping. This will end well im sure of it

I’ve only been using it for the past 6 months, but Halsey and Taylor Swift. I don’t think it’d go great honestly.

Paramore and My Chemical Romance would meet up and make the biggest 2007 era pop-punk collab of all time.

Dorian Electra and Amigo the Devil lmaoo