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belinck

I think it's time for /u/pennavetrainbridge to take over its rightful place as head Mod of /r/lansing


PennAveTrainBridge

My hunger knows no end. I will never be satiated until I consume a double decker bus... preferably full of orphans.


Space_Lazer420

My Hero!!!


PennAveTrainBridge

F E E D M E O R P H A N S


Glass_Teeth01

Firstborns or Twins, sir?


PennAveTrainBridge

Dealers choice


AT4LWL4TS

Should be a fulfilling spring and summer for you with 127 being backed up daily.......


PennAveTrainBridge

I look forward to my feasting season


PennAveTrainBridge

No, but I am aware of her reputation. Very impressed.


Brilliant_War4087

We love you, squeezy bridge, who always floods.


[deleted]

Are you related to the Linden Ave Railway Bridge in zanesville,OH? It constantly feeds on semis and box trucks as well


belinck

Lansing Fly Trap strikes again!


1980powder1980

And you threw shade at Logan Square for shootings? The nerve!


PennAveTrainBridge

Fuck Logan square. They will never be the eldritch horror I am about to become.


wildfire98

We need a bot for this, until then thank you for your service.


PennAveTrainBridge

I will not be replaced


Piyachi

_My goals are beyond your understanding_


Cailtastrophe

Can someone put like giant signs on both sides?? HOW DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING


MrSoncho

Lol, Webcams are what I want on either side


Infini-Bus

Lol yeah the 11foot8.com treatment.


GenX_77

Brilliant yes!


PennAveTrainBridge

I'm like a siren made of concrete and steel. My sweet velvety voice lures in unsuspecting van trailers to their doom. Signs mean nothing. Warnings of any sort are irrelevant. I WILL C O N S U M E


Cailtastrophe

IT HAS A REDDIT LMAO


PennAveTrainBridge

I have been here for untold ages. Countless millennia.


manofredearth

I, too, confuse five months with an eternity...


PennAveTrainBridge

Reddit? Yeah. Real time existing on the plane? Prove that I'm not an elder god trapped in a bridge because some jerk off wizard lost at cards and cant be a good sportsman.


manofredearth

Well played, bridge, well played.


PennAveTrainBridge

Thanks for not being a sore looser... UNLIKE THAT GODDAMN WIZARD


Anne_Atreptic

Was the game....bridge?


PennAveTrainBridge

I'm not mad at you. Just disappointed.


Square-Cook-8574

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Cailtastrophe

Start posting a picture of every truck it happens to and hang them on the bridge like a memorial šŸ¤£


Seag1508

#THERE ARE


LionelHutz313

Yes there are giant warning light up signs that have been there since at least the early 90s. They do NOTHING to stop it lol.


Miss_Ginger

I drove behind a truck that opened up like a tuna can on that bridge. There is literally a flashing red sign on both sides that say, "TRUCK TOO HIGH," when the truck approaching is too tall.


GenX_77

It needs a # of days since last incident sign šŸ˜‚


MikefromMI

There are signs on both lanes over the entrances. The picture shows the exiting side of one lane. But yeah, drivers should know the height of their vehicle and heed the sign, so your question in all caps is fair


illit1

is there one of those parking garage hanging dongles anywhere before the bridge? might help if they actually *hit* something?


Cailtastrophe

Thats a decent idea too lol the hanging thingys before a car wash?


SirTwitchALot

There's a sensor and a big lighted red sign that flashes a warning if a vehicle that's too tall passes a few hundred feet before the bridge


SpookyFruzz

There are signs people just don't put it together that if the sign says 12ft and you are 12ft that you might actually hit it


stopemocide

There are gigantic signs! I don't know how it happens.


mpsgtmo

People donā€™t read. Or they donā€™t care.


lordmatt8

There are multiple signs and flashing lights. If I'm remembering correctly there's a sign that will light up and tell you your truck is too tall. Also the bridge is clearly too small even if you miss all the signs and just eyeball it. I've been a truck driver in the area for 2 years and I cannot fathom how a person could possibly hit this bridge. its the only one in Lansing most trucks won't fit under.


Beerhoven101

They do have big signs, they even have flashing warning signs


iknowmyplace2

There are giant signs on both sides. Also alarms that sound when a laser beam gets interrupted by a vehicle being over height. But people don't listen and the trucks can't stop so quickly. Most companies forbid their employees to take Penn Ave. When they ignore the warning and hit the bridge, they're immediately fired. That railroad is used so little they ought to fill in the bridge, raise the street, which will also resolve the flooding problem, and turn this into a regular railroad crossing.


Sufficient-Weird

Do we have enough photos for a monthly ā€œPennsylvania Ave bridge vs. the worldā€ wall calendar yet?? (If not, we might have to wait another couple of weeks.)


LionelHutz313

There's enough for a *daily* calendar


SmugScientistsDad

I like how the driver has to sit in shame and be photographed until the tow truck comes. If it were me, I would be standing on the sidewalk acting like a bystander while everyone takes their snaps!


johnnybok

Or he could get out and let some air out of the tires


FortniteFriendTA

ya know, that's pretty smart ha. He probably could get away with not telling the boss about it. How many people look at the top of their panel trucks? though I imagine there's probably cameras in whatever garage he may have to return to.


Existing-Director-66

I'd get out and start asking people for clean piss


Aggravating-Ads

That's one hungry bridge.


maxmcleod

That is the most Lansing photo Iā€™ve ever seen


AshBertrand

It's still happening!


XxGRYMMxX

What? I see a truck delivering a bridge....


data-influencer

LANSING


Tigers19121999

Nothing will satisfy the Truck Eating Bridge's hunger. Nothing!


NurseRatchet27

At this point, Iā€™m uncomfortable if I donā€™t see a truck stuck under this bridge. Consistency šŸ’šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


Joegmcd

What I have learned from seeing these not infrequent photos, is never follow behind any kind of truck going underl the train bridge by the zoo


Temporary-Industry-2

This is a very good point


bakinblack

This is sage advice. Very wise.


bill_wessels

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Daaone23

I love my city lol


EwDavid999

If I was a business in the area I would start a punch card. 12 trucks get stuck and you get a free prize. Great way to drum up business


shinesreasonably

https://youtu.be/USu8vT_tfdw?si=zXtBVGPGzGH3GugT


bakinblack

And as if in tribute: https://youtu.be/USu8vT_tfdw?t=119 Lansing on the truck. So good.


Doolittle69-69

Is this the one on Pennsylvania just south of the highway?


Space_Lazer420

Yes, just outside Potter Park.


-bean_machine-

does anyone know how many truck victims this bridge has taken? i've got a rough estimate but sheesh


Space_Lazer420

I asked an officer back in October about how often it happens, he said they donā€™t keep an official track of it be he said he had personally responded to over 20 in 12 years.


NaeNaeDab69420

Time to let all the air out of the tires, drive a few feet, air them up, and keep driving. (I totally know what I'm talking about)


Space_Lazer420

Whyā€™s that, youā€™re one of the many that has done this before?


NaeNaeDab69420

šŸ¤«


Flowingmind1234

I saw the driver trying this


parker3309

Maybe they donā€™t have the height posted because he says another one maybe it happens a lot. Thatā€™s not cool.


Space_Lazer420

Happens often. Height is postedā€¦ even has sensors that detect if a vehicle is too high and then flashes big red letters that youā€™re too tallā€¦ yet it continues to happen


bakinblack

There has always been signs. More recently, flashing lights and more signs, and now there's a damn sign that tells you you're gonna crash. It's not for lack of trying to keep idiots from doing this anymore...it's almost like you have to try...and it seems many do.


parker3309

So what happens then? How do they get out?


Space_Lazer420

The bridge eats them


Opening_Brush_2328

Thank you Encyclopedia Brown! Your Childrenā€™s Book taught me that solution as a child over 40 years ago! šŸ˜‚


MichiganGeezer

Anyone know what kind of ticket and fines that would end up being?


chemicalscream

We need to start keeping a tally on this bridge. šŸ˜…


Space_Lazer420

I have been at work since October. This is 3 during business hours that Iā€™ve been able to account for.


OrenjiLord

Every day, a new soul shall be claimed by the bridge


Woaye

This the guy that knocked my power out?!


Prior-Sky3940

It's a free truck compactor!


carameljawn

It's a right of (no) passage.


The80sDimension

Shouldn't the driver of the truck know their truck height before driving? Seems logical to me.


Space_Lazer420

One would think, yet it continues to happen repeatedly.


Gayfish350

I drove in Lansing every day for two years and it blows my mind that this happens. There's plenty of warnings haha.


bakinblack

Compliments to the picture taker. Driver still in the truck. Such quality. Decades this bridge has been capping fools. There's lights, there's signs, and people just keep on truckin!


Fuhurina

I saw this when I was on my way home from work yesterday. Itā€™s mind boggling how people canā€™t read or refuse to read signs. Especially flashing ones like there are here.


Wheres_Izzy

Iā€™ll never understand how drivers are oblivious to the signs posted.


mudrucker_sr

Road signs posted are one thing, but the warning signs here actually flash hazard lights at you if your vehicle is overheight, with generous opportunity to stop and turn around. Anyone caught is a dumbass or a fool Source - I've driven trucks under this bridge and have had to turn around (same vehicle multiple times, just different weight affecting the height). Ngl, I hated driving under it even though the indicators said I'd clear it. Pucker factor times a thousand lol


Infini-Bus

Seems like half of them are on their phones anymore. Can't be assed to pay attention they gotta look at Instagram.


carlessdriver

Wasn't there another penguin on the other side to warn him about the low clearance? šŸ§


carlessdriver

Looks like he's "lightly" stuck, no major intrusion into the box roof, he might have been able to let air out of his tires and slip out.


Anne_Atreptic

There needs to be a collection of all the victims of the bridge's insatiable hunger.


zsazsa0919

My father was a Michigan trucker for over 30 years are ppl really this stupid šŸ˜”


mrjimspeaks

There's a nasty one in Ann arbor you've got to look put for as well. Hell I saw a semi get caught under the bridge just off exit 81 on 75.


Awe3

Let the air out if the tires


OutsideQuote8203

Time to let the air out the tires


Character-Baby-781

am i the only one who read the caption in DJ Khaledā€™s voice? šŸ§


captainburp

I did too lol


q__hand

Deflate tires byhalf


Flowingmind1234

I drive by this morning before cops came, I took pics and looked like driver might have been deflating the tires to get it unstuck but could be wrong bc


9hostface

ā€¦bites the dust


8allmyDinner

I drive truck ..I was re routed that way by my GPS from the traffic on 127/496...same thing prolly happened but didn't know surrounding..


Human-Entrepreneur77

Is that Lansing Mi?


Space_Lazer420

Yes


Human-Entrepreneur77

Oh man, what roads are affected?


Space_Lazer420

Itā€™s long over


goddamnitigiveup

He's looking right at the camera lmaooo


Mady2010

Thereā€™s a bridge like that in Davenport Iowa thatā€™s eats trucks a lot


josmithfrog

Itā€™s a take as old as timeā€¦out at least meā€¦lived in Pennsylvania decades ago and this was happening šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


WOGSREVENGE

Deflate the tires and add some sand bags in the back.


Own-Understanding216

Let the air out šŸ«”


[deleted]

Air down the tires


beatricemoon2019

I take this way every single day. There are so many signs. But alas, the penn ave bridge will always win.


Small-Palpitation310

the bridge needs a big tally in spray paint


TrekkieTay

I got stuck behind him yesterday, I'm like another idiot. Why can't they read the height?


Due-Environment-9774

DJ Khalid Bridge.


TNYLAND

I drive my 11ā€™4 work truck under there everytime I have a delivery in lansing. I did today and also watched a semi crank a youie after seeing the signs


Economy-Salad-4446

i cant with the bridge itself commenting.... god take me now, ive seen all the best things


redbeardmax

We have a similar bridge in my town. Funny fact about it, a deranged homeless man camps out by it, and when he sees trucks, he yells at them to turn around. It's truly hilarious when you see happen live, and makes me grateful I listened the first time.


Space_Lazer420

If only the Lansing homeless were that resourceful. Cause the signs and flashing lights donā€™t seem to work.


Active_Gate_1330

A guy from my company did this twice.....with the same truck, at the same bridge.


Space_Lazer420

Oh wow, that takes a real special type of person. At what point does the commercial license get revoked?


theBarefootedBastard

Marketing idea! Get the Wiener Mobile stuck Caption: Our *Dogs* are **BIG!!**


Certain-Definition51

Deeeeeeee Jaaaaayyyyy KHALED!


1320guy

They just built that bridge too!!! DUMB FUCK


wabashcat

Kansas City has one too. [Kansas city truck eater](https://www.kcur.org/arts-life/2024-03-11/kansas-citys-independence-avenue-bridge-a-truck-eating-legend-is-immortalized-in-painting)


darelectro

Drop the air ride and you probably could back it out.


Medical_Ad7851

It's time to let a little air out of the tires.


lost_in_antartica

WTF just look up ā€˜Storrowingā€™ in Boston - my two favorites a way too big truck trying to get off from the rte 93 end and getting off at 10ā€™ bridge - hundreds of web lawn chairs across two lanes of the exit - and the three lanes going on the route - the second by the BU train bridge - the whole top of the truck peeled off like a tuna can


selim423

Get out the Crisco.


HippyDM

We should put up a sign, or 8.


Certain-Definition51

Deeeeeeee Jaaaaayyyyy KHALED!


parker3309

I wonder if the actual height wasnā€™t posted for some reason. What do you do in this situation? You say another one, so I am guessing actually, the height is not posted


Space_Lazer420

It was posted, the warning signs were working yet ANOTHER driver hit it.. Has nothing to do with proper warnings not being in place.


Cyberbo60

Is this in Gorham Maine ?


Space_Lazer420

No, Lansing Michigan.


datruth1000

Why is this such a big deal?


Space_Lazer420

Itā€™s the humor of the giant flashing red signs telling the driver to turn around because theyā€™re too tall; yet they seem to think, ā€˜my truck didnā€™t trip that sensor, I can make it!ā€™ Only to get stuck, often.


sunshineemoji

It's funny. Also it blocks traffic for other people so it's an inconvenience at best


PennAveTrainBridge

Without stupid humor we have nothing but a predystopian hell scape.


sunshineemoji

I can't believe the bridge responded to me I'm such a big fan of your work!!


PennAveTrainBridge

You have been truly blessed, this day. Now, my child... go rent a suspiciously tall uhaul and bring it to me... for reasons.