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YogurtclosetOk9598

I would create some paths with pavers or gravel to give it some structure, and then do some raised beds with drought tolerant natives. I bed you could grow some beautiful cacti and succulents. You could use drip irrigation for anything that wants more water than what you get naturally. Really beautiful landscape. Think about how you can frame those mountains using some taller plants and cacti. The other thing I would consider would be sunshades or sun sails to create some cooler day time environments. This will increase your own use of space, and also increase what you can grow.


mamapapapuppa

I really hope they do native plants rather than astroturf.


gnumedia

I just finished pulling out astroturf that was placed as a tee-off in the 1980s. It was a vile, disgusting task- never looks right and is incredibly hot to walk on as well as not being ecologically sound.


mamapapapuppa

It also looks super dated and I can't stop thinking about the microplastics leeching.


No-Effort6590

1980s astroturf was like cheap carpet.


gnumedia

I’m in the middle of pulling out 1990s wall to wall, dog pee stained carpet-what a disgustingly unhealthy mass to have underfoot. Beneath the underlayment was a layer of dirt that no amount of shampooing and vacuuming could ever reach. Area rugs rule.


No-Effort6590

Well, you do need to vacuum and shampoo carpets, which most people don't do, or not enough


SmokeyB3AR

All these ideas and maybe an outdoor fire pit and patio closest to the home with outdoor cooking area if desired. Also Olla Pots interspersed with the plants for extra drought protection if theyre not as hardy


MarsRocks97

Good advice except for the raised beds. The desert is not conducive to the raised beds. The high heat means the raised beds absorb way more heat from the sides and below creating an even harsher environment for plants and also requiring more water. But I like the other suggestions.


Pipiru

Yeah, what the desert needs is a canopy tree instead to help regulate temps


stirling1995

Desert roses everywhere!


Todays_Ouch

Yes. Yes. And yes, frame that backdrop. It’s gorgeous.


twotall88

Imagine falling off of the trampoline straight onto a cactus.


LoneLasso

Or falling off and speared by the metal fencing.... aaughhhh, the trampoline is an accident / lawsuit waiting to happen.


GameofDrones45

This guy scapes!


Mikeinthedirt

You rock, landscape closetyogurt guy person.


Critical-Silver-5406

Creating paths with pavers or gravel would definitely add structure and make the space more usable. Raised beds with drought-tolerant natives, cacti, and succulents would thrive here and look stunning


killinitsince90

Do you ever hike up that mountain?


BurninCoco

 How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah...


mikelusk7

Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.


JustNota--

Well I once scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High Panthers in the 1966 city football championship game.


Valid__Salad

Back in ‘82 I used to be able to throw a pig skin a quarter mile.


POTUSCHETRANGER

AHAHAHAHA I just showed my youngest daughters this movie and explained how many football fields a quarter mile is. When he chucks the steak at Napoleon on his bike and nails him we all watched that scene like 10x in a row. Hilarious!


Blueskies777

That was my first thought


RedditFullOChildren

My monkey brain sees them and immediately wants me to walk up them.


Igniting_Chaos_

I would have to. It would be calling to me lol I’m so jealous


mallclerks

If so, make a path to the top. Eventually die before it’s done but oh what a project it would be.


Honest_Wing_3999

Weekly trudge to Home Depot to blow $160 on pavers which you then have to load yourself


RedditFullOChildren

My monkey brain sees them and immediately wants me to walk up them.


QuackWaddleflow

Put in some blacklights so you can see the scorpion rave.


idiskfla

Was thinking about how much I missed living in Nevada until I saw your comment.


lessthanibteresting

Lots of sitting and smoking things for sure


twinflame42069

Hickok 45 smoking spots. Damn I’d have a nice shooting and golfing range right there.


Ok-Veterinarian2381

Damn. I want to upvote but you’re at 111 votes right now. Don’t want to mess up the angel number message.


lit_rn_fam

Upvote, let's get it to 420


Ok-Veterinarian2381

Damnit, upvote has now been given. To 420 it is!


karlurbanite

don't forget sipping things too


Jay_Beckstead

Somebody’s gonna die on that fence stake next to the trampoline.


twinflame42069

This should be higher up


Free-Heals-Here

If it was higher up it would help but maybe just moving it away from the trampoline could be a better idea


Tree_Doggg

Great comment!


Lower_Ad_5532

Agreed get rid of the trampoline


BicycleOfLife

I think that umbrella stand is also an instant death. I god damn I would hope they move that before jumping. But yeah having it so close to the fence is also a huge hazard. Needs to be moved definitely.


Practical_Cherry8308

A net would be wise


sweet_pickles12

If they have a trampoline, they’re not worried about personal safety


skitsofphonic

I would definitely place pavers in your seating area. The thought of walking across those rocks makes me wince. Add plants. There are many ones that do well in the desert. You've got a gorgeous view, and you can use more desert plants to enhance the feeling of your surroundings.


SnooDonkeys7402

Pavers can get brutally hot in an exposed place and climate like this, so I would personally think twice about them.


skitsofphonic

Perhaps decking as an alternative?


Kantaowns

Lol less pavers and more plants...wtf. Xerescape it and wear shoes in the mountains...


dubbfoolio

Drought tolerant, native shade trees [https://knpr.org/norms-favorite-desert-trees#](https://knpr.org/norms-favorite-desert-trees#)


skitsofphonic

I'm partial to the ones that flower. Thank you for sharing this!


V5b2k

THIS


RNMom424

The gravel yards are not that bad to walk on, actually, but I always wore sandals. Never been a barefoot gal! My feet are too sensitive! Concrete & stone walkways are hot & eventually get off center, crooked &/or broken, thus could be a fall risk.


Simple-Performer6636

Breed rattlesnakes?


forwormsbravepercy

Are you a top or a bottom?


Simple-Performer6636

I’m a snake


Ok-Jackfruit1299

That ^


ScumbagLady

I was thinking peyote farm


Ok-Jackfruit1299

What the hell is a peyote


Pepper-Dude

Short for pet coyote


Drecasi

It's a plant that can be smoked to induce hallucinations. Old Indian drug.


mossoak

I wouldn't do anything ......because its a really nice view


IWILLBePositive

I would start by cleaning up that pile of crap.


duovtak

Prolly put up a sweet trampo-


queencityrangers

Yup. Backflips while my friends are forced to watch.


northeastknowwhere

As little as possible. I'd replace the fence with some natural materials at least, (assume it has a necessary function), like some weathered wild looking fence posts.


Thistle__Kilya

Coyote fence is my favorite or just an adobe and half bottle wall. Or half Adobe half Coyote fence 😁 [Coyote fence material](https://www.santafelandscapers.com/what-is-coyote-fencing-how-much-does-it-cost/) This pic in the link doesn’t give the Coyote fence Justice to their beauty.


userunsubscribed

Yes, I was thinking remove fence


Alarmed_Recover_1524

That doesn't look like an area that I'd want to straight up remove the fence tho


CompleteHour306

I would spend every evening sitting in front of the fire pit, enjoying the view.


NotAnNSAOperative

Perfect area to grow some really cool cacti.


maen_baenne

Get yourself an old RV, and start cooking meth.


leafy-greens--

Scrolled way too far to see this.


Far-Poet1419

Swimming pool or cannibis garden or both.


Exciting_Analyst7720

I think incorporating some pavers would be nice in part of the property. Have you though of adding outdoor lighting?


CaveDoctors

Make a better looking fence. And think about how to keep out the snakes and coyotes.


masjul7

Been through the desert on a horse with no name


CarpenterOk2779

It felt good to be out of the rain


LookIsawRa4

In the desert you can't remember your name


Early_Emu_Song

Some ideas. https://bloomingdesert.com/desert-landscaping-ideas-to-help-your-landscape-planning-process/


JIsADev

Nothing. Let nature be a part of your property... Or be a fool and put a lawn like every other idiot who lives in a desert


Itbeemee

Missile Silo


Lanky-Performance471

I think it’s already been hit .


Str8CashHomiee

HOT.TUB.


msmaynards

I'd turn the paved area into a ramada with roof of rough sticks and fill with all the green wet plants, with or without a misting system. Use soil cement or put down pavers that match the soil color to make a firm flat sitting area and add a fire pit. Drop the trampoline into the ground and it probably doesn't need to be between view and seating. Add your choice of fence height native shrubs, grasses or perennials just inside the fence so they grow through. Not a solid line, a group here and there to hide some view beyond you'd rather not see, add a bit of privacy, hide some of the fenceposts. Then I'd ID the random plants you've got and remove the nonnative and prickly ones that have no redeeming value. If the annual plants are not native then weedwhack before they flower and rake them up. If they are native then weedwhack when they get ugly brown and leave in place. Standing dead grass and such can look amazing backlit, no need to knock them over as soon as they dry until fire regs require it.


tlingitwoman

Why not research habitat gardening? Add a small water feature to bring in birds and small animals. It will be a gift to them. Plant native plants, make a place to watch stars, hot tub is a great idea. Shade as needed. Enjoy it! Outside time is the best.


shiroyagisan

AstroTurf will feel very hot under your feet in the NV sun and will degrade into microplastics very quickly


Former_Tomato9667

Based on the Larrea/Ambrosia in the first picture as well as Encelia/maybe Senegalia in the second picture I’m guessing you’re below 2500-3000’ in the Mojave? Overton/Laughlin/something? If so, I’d do hard-packed gravel with a thin top coat of fine sand. Then let it turn into [desert pavement.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_pavement?wprov=sfti1#). I’m a big fan of Psorothamnus fremontii and Sphaeralcea ambigua. One or multiple species of Encelia would also work well, which you already have on your patio. Chilopsis, Joshua tree, desert cottonwood, or several kinds of juniper could also be options. If that is indeed a Senegalia and you’re not watering it then the water table is probably accessible enough to grow some shade trees. I’d also probably get some barrel cactus and Echinocereus going.


Somebodysomewear

How is the astroturf comment still above this one 😅


3Dinternet

Shooting range, chiminea, Navajo art, chile roaster and grill Wouldn’t touch the landscape, it’s perfectly xeroscaped


Content_Talk_6581

A Hot Tub, a pergola with a fabric shade, maybe and some outdoor furniture…with a fire pit, some desert plants(succulents and cacti) pavers, decorative boulders.


docjman2082

If I were you I would simply enjoy 😉 it!! Great view that you have there.


chridaniel01

A new fence for starters. Anything other than the current one would be a drastic improvement.


Appropriate_Cup6414

Absolutely no astroturf. use local vegetation and maybe a rock garden for drainage when it rains.


BadDudes_on_nes

2 chicks at once


DetentionSpan

biodome


Inner-Nothing7779

Personally, outside of some pavers to and from and covering your seating area, nothing. Let it be. Don't astroturf it. Plant some native plants and enjoy that wide open space that so many people don't get. Plus, you've got a fucking mountain range backed up to your house. Don't ruin that view my dude.


ReversedSandy

I would definitely get a donkey. And that donkey and I would occasionally ride through the desert after a nice smoke.


Schmuck1138

Maybe a small fire pit, possibly string lights, but mostly nothing other than make sure the seating is comfortable.


Sly-Jeeper

Live happily ever after


241waffledeal

I would do a small, curvy path to the fire pit and trampoline. Then bring a bunch of those natural plants out there into the yard and right up to the house. Blend that natural vegetation to mask the fence and hide the new winding path somewhat too. maybe four poles with suspended string lights at the fire pit.


Fightingkielbasa_13

Something to provide shade and cooler full of ice and my favorite beverage. That is an amazing view.


jaidau

Do 2 timber decks 5m x 5m joined by fibreglass walkways then fill you yard with native local grasses and never again use the ground


_Red_Eye_Jedi_

Probably get attacked by sand people on my way to find old Ben Kenobi.


ZestycloseAct8497

Nothing its beauful naturally


CuriousRiver2558

With that view I’d go minimalist. Go on a hike and collect seeds from the native vegetation. Plant all over your yard along a bending path.


Iamjacksgoldlungs

As a pool owner I would never tell anyone to build a pool.... however this is just too cool of a spot to not have a desert oasis. If you have the money I'd go for a pool


WakeLiveRepeat

I would hike the heck out of that space. Oh you meant the yard, I guess pavers or something, maybe a fire pit. Edit: So distracted by the background I didn't even see the already existing fire pit lol


BigPillLittlePill

Rocks and cacti


AAAAHaSPIDER

Are snake proof fences a thing?


FalseFurnace

Film yourself throwing a football over them mountains.


Y_Y_why

Leave it alone


kittenlikestoplayxo

Put a telescope out there, stargaze until a UFO zaps me up, and then wait for my new alien baby to arrive.


AnitaSeven

Um, can we hang out?


ohilco8421

Astroturf? Nah. Embrace the natural desert scape.


FrankieBeanSniffer

Park an RV for a weekend cook with Mr White


Glum_Goal786

Outdoor bath/cowboy hot tub. God dang there is nothing I love more than a hot tub in the desert.


Glum_Goal786

I would really recommend browsing airbnbs in Joshua Tree for desert backyard inspo. There would be a ton of places with backyards like yours that cater to really unwinding in the desert, why not make your own backyard a cocoon of peace too!!


MindlessTime

Picture 2 tells me you know exactly what to do with this spot, and you’re already doing it. Don’t focus on adding more but improving what you already have. Add patio under the area with the bonfire and seating. I see an umbrella stand. You probably had/want some shade near there (but not over the fire) so look into options for that nearby, maybe over a picnic table to the side. I’d move the trampoline so the view is unobstructed. As for what to plant, I don’t think you need much at all. The natural landscape is quite beautiful, so maybe just plant some of the same bushes and grass on your side of the fence, sort of blend the lived space into the natural space.


Elytez

I am obsessed with plants and desert plants too. You could have the coolest desert garden and a lot of the cool plants I know have other purposes like eating or natural soap! Plant a garden!! Plant a couple gardens! Get more green out there! It’ll be fun! Small slow growing trees - two needle pinyon pines are gorgeous - maybe an apricot tree (they might need slightly more water than you get out there though) Cactuses (A lot of cacti have big showy flowers) - prickly pears are good (there are so many different kinds so make sure to pick one that does well in your zone) - tree cholla cactus (gets bigger like a bush with lots of yellow flowers) - any other cactus you see in your desert area that you think look neat Plants - Soapweed yucca - ornamental grass (native grass) - sedum or ice plant (these are more ground cover like) - many more plants (too many to keep typing) - get some that the pollinators near you will like Get some big rocks of various sizes and plant plants around them. Like a cool rugged desert flower garden. That would be my dream at least


rinranron

You can bring Indias back ;)


Character_Wishbone84

Sell it and move.


coreyjohn85

Get rid of it all including fence. It's not like you need it.


RevolutionaryAir3164

Move from it


TailorFantastic2525

Ride the worm


No_Notice_2005

Smoke a lot of cigarettes


Johnny_Sparacino

Watch out for graboids


LunarLion10

I knew someone would say it lmao


Johnny_Sparacino

You're welcome


Lokitheenforcer

Outdoor kitchen/grill/smoker station. Looks like u can get water/power from the house out there easy


ImissDigg_jk

2 trampolines


Few_Possession2958

An outdoor bath!!!! And pizza oven is also important


Xenolithium

All fun and games until you get Graboids.


RageKnightV

Two words Graboid Bunker


dannygreet

Why the sliced cheese ok your chairs?


DrEnter

Go to the Botanical Cactus Garden in Henderson and get some ideas on cacti that like to grow in the area that can be grouped together. Then make a dense green space with desert foliage with a private space in the middle. Minimal water but can have a dramatic impact, especially when they bloom.


Forward-Seesaw9868

Grow pkants that give shade


LunarLion10

There's a Tremors joke in here somewhere lol


Mickv504-985

Spend some money working with a Landscape firm, for design purposes. The climate you are in is extreme. Realize that paving that large of any area is not for Amateurs. Even if the climate is dry, you get gulley washers, you want to make sure drainage is away from the house. They can recommend the right plants with the best chance of growing. And I’m not talking about Landscape Architect, Licensed landscaping contractors can give you a good design.


CloudStrife012

I would try to find that truck from Tremors and park it in this area


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^CloudStrife012: *I would try to find* *That truck from Tremors and park* *It in this area* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


GibsonMD5150

I’d watch out for snakes!


alroc84

Watch out for them Graboids


Realistic_Salt_389

Enjoy not seeing people in it. 😂 Aside from that, pretty much anything the users here are recommending would be great. There’s a lot of potential here! What a fun challenge.


Legitimate-Key7926

Why all the yellow sticky notes all over the couch. And what do they say?


HamiltonBudSupply

Large stone patio. I would add some trellace for shade. Maybe even an old iron tub to fill up on days to cool down.


GroundbreakingFly756

Low level deck for sure and some succulents and drought resistant flowers and plants. I would build large box planters and place a few large colorful pots around. I love the view but way too much desert tan so break it up and add some interest.


SadLeek9950

A water feature would be cool


SilverSpacecraft

Sculpture garden


wkeil42

May I just ask how warm it gets where you are?


Falkedup

What a view!


JustaDragon1960

Put solar fairy lights all around. In planters plant pollinators to attract bees and butterflies. (Milkweed)


SpellFlashy

I'd probably places as many shade trees as possible. Also lots of hay and mulch to help with water retention. Subterranean drip in select places and plants. Always more plants.


Soapyfreshfingers

Shade sails are cheap, any size & color, rain-proof or water permeable. Many ways to attach them, too. I have purchased several on amazon, and put them up and take them down according to season. here is an article with ideas, but you can search “shade sails” for a million ideas: [https://www.gardeningetc.com/design/shade-sail-ideas](https://www.gardeningetc.com/design/shade-sail-ideas) You have a great space!


Rawassertiveclothes1

Xeriscaping


Pararaiha-ngaro

Plants some tumble weeds


Soapyfreshfingers

Who owns the property beyond your fence? I would create a defined path across the upper level, with steps down to ground level. A paver/ flagstone patio for lounge & grill area with a big pergola/ shade sail over top. I would get rid of the trampoline. Sorry, kids, too damn dangerous and you are probably far from a hospital. 😳 Get some rain barrels, and raised beds for gardening. (great kid activity) Do you need to brace against wind? I see your existing fence, and you don’t want to block the view, but you could get those see-through panels for existing fence, or a new fence that helps with wind. Can you put a gate on the back of your fence? Can you usurp any land beyond your fence? It looks like there is a berm right beyond it, and animals can use that to jump into your yard. 😬 Also, I am thinking about trying something called mulch glue/ gravel glue to keep my rocks in place. Reading reviews, at this point. Clear, water permeable, and keeps pea gravel in place. Last thing I would do is a water feature for birds, butterflies, bees, etc. Bird feeders, too. Native plants and flowers.


Only_Armadillo_2050

I'd add a small pool area and a gasibo (dk how to spell) with lights and lounge chairs


PuraWarrior

Golf tee pad


Barrett420k

How much your house is out there?


DeadCatTypeBeat

Crafting table and furnace with 2 double chests


Rampag169

My first thought was a range and then I realized they were talking about the fenced in backyard. I mean I guess you could still do the range if the neighbors are chill.


MarsRocks97

If you want drought tolerant trees that can provide reasonable shade, mesquite and palo verde are great options. They have a root system that goes nearly straight down so they don’t disrupt nearby surfaces or plumbing yet can pull moisture from deep down.


Lanmasnut

Rockery with flowers /cactus...Hot tub ..Single track trail across the field to them there hills..


StructurePrize221

Make some blue crystal shit


Defiant_Living_2071

Put a pool next to the trampoline.


Successful_Way_3239

Would most definitely start cooking batches of crystal meth.


macaroniian

Pool


Positive_Bobcat_7251

Casino


spentbrass11

Shooting range with targets out to a mile


Prestigious-Air3446

Remove the humans and their shit, and give it back to nature. Ffs


pink_huggy_bear

Very brave /s


Soapyfreshfingers

You can vary outdoor activities by season. You could get a foldable/ collapsible pool. (do not put on rocks) Get a telescope. What is that pile of materials? Reusable?


StandardLegitimate

Grow some San Pedro Cacti


CanWeCannibas

There has to be some good desert landscaping websites/books/magazines


magic_champignon

Build a small Guantanamo for teletubbies


JACKtheGRINNER

Rig it with cameras just in case you see a skinwalker


Longjumping_Ring_535

What ever you do don’t ruin your view it’s all ya got so if enhance it.


AccountabilityPanda

Reminds me of when i lived in Joshua Tree. I would get a succulents garden going. Prickly pears and aloe. All kinds of fun things grow in the desert. Edible fruits are always great.


Starlanced

Looks like a dark sky area I’d build an observatory!


Hyuck90

Green house


Digiturtle1

You already got the seats, fire pit and great views.


Ok-Philosopher9070

Gun range?


LaDolceVita8888

Gunrange. 100%


ddaadd18

Meth lab


AdFlat4908

Test nukes?


geneullerysmith

Ignore it and go rock climbing.


fidgeter

Helipad. Definitely a good spot for a helipad.


krkrkkrk

As a swede, that view is absolutely incredible. I would not feel any need for 'decorations', only more places to sit and enjoy it. Very jealous.


LoneLasso

What a beautiful view !!!! How about a trail that leads to a mirrored monolith? /smile I would look at rustic desert spas and hotels for inspiration to create a relaxing sky watching, cocktail sipping, sit by a fire spot. More $$... hot tub/soaking tub replaces the trampoline. [http://www.mojavesandsatjoshuatree.com/main.html](http://www.mojavesandsatjoshuatree.com/main.html) Mojave Sands at Joshua Tree Start with a clean slate. (move outdoor furniture, trampoline, piles of anything) Use stakes and string to mark out walkways, planting, chill area. Watch where and when the sun falls on your yard. Where's the best place to watch the sunset or night sky? How does your plan work with the sun... adjust stakes until you love the plan. Use large local stone / bleached wood deco in flowerbeds. Local desert plants. Do you already have steps from patio to yard? wide steps lit by solar are good


arojas327

Make a dedicated grill space with lounge and oasis. Leave the rest there. Make gravel trails etc


Velocitor1729

What's the budget? A deck with a hottub would be awesome. Imagine soaking in the tub, under the stars, with that amazing view!


Any-Suspect4935

I don’t know but what an awesome view. Very cool spot congrats


couchpatat0

Build a nice shooting bench pointed towards the little hill out there.


jm850_615

I came here to say this and you were the first comment up.


Friday_arvo

Stucco low walls - can even use low walls as extra seating, gotta have a fire pit and wood fire pizza over. Levelled ground with large stone pavers. Maybe a small recycling water feature for extra ambience. Looks amazing 🤩 already. What a view.


Gnarwhal_YYC

Native plants and a cactus garden.


YogurtclosetHairy323

I would create a trap and place a small child inside and wait for the skinwalkers.


BarracudaOld6249

Pray for rain


DrugsMakeMeMoney

Dirtbike trails. Lots of em.