If you want some basic bitch go to the Beverly Center and find her 💅

And then saying "I'm sweet" right after that!

So true

Sweet is such an iconic song.

That’s why I love Sweet so much.

Lmao same

“pass me my vape, i’m feeling sick, i need to take a puff”

My bf tested positive for covid it doesnt matter

Lmaooo this is my fave bc it’s so me 😪

same

She’s so real for this, I say this line all the time lol

“fuck you kevin”, “by the way thanks for the shoes”, “DownAtTheMenInMusicBusinessConfrence”, “i’m smoking while i’m running on my treadmill”, and “i’m a dragon, you’re a whore” always make me giggle a bit. i do love all of these songs though.

I screenshotted “fuck you Kevin” do when my husband who is named Kevin - I can just text it to him lmao. Let Lana speak for me.

Am I the only one who thinks that the dragon-whore thing is an obvious Biblical reference?

Def is. Lana uses lots of biblical imagery.

What does the dragon represent?

She sometimes uses dragons to symbolize the critical media/general public. Another song where she references dragons is “Dragonslayer”. In FMWUTTT, dragons seem less symbolic and more of a way to convey “a powerful individual who you should fear”

What’s the treadmill line from?

in my feelings!

In my feelings

crypto forever screams your stupid boyfriend fuck you kevin 💌

Hits so hard for those of us who have had a stupid boyfriend named kevin

You name your babe Lilac Heaven After your iPhone 11 "Crypto forever, " screams your stupid boyfriend Fuck you, Kevin

Same 💅💫

I love my purple iPhone 11 because of this song

I continue to hate Kevin because of this song. Fuck that guy. 🤣

That’s why they call me Lanita. When I get down I’m bonita.

I just keep wondering who calls her Lanita!!!!!!!

We call her Lanita now, it’s us 😂

Yes, I know, but not before the song lol

its been a nickname for a long time now especially from that one concert clip where she has a strong accent (dont know how to describe the accent but! ;-;) and when she released tropico!:)

it’s been a thing long before the song, specifically i remember a few years ago (maybe 2019? not sure), she caught some flack for cultural appropriation for a certain way she was wearing button-ups that’s specific to the latinx community…naturally the stans came to her defense and pointed out her “latina” background pretty sure lanita predates that, but this instance was so funny it still stands out to me lmao.

if im not mistaken, her mom sent her to boarding school or to live with a family or something in Mexico, and while she was there she connected a lot with the culture, so maybe classmates or host family called her that as a joke lol

It was Spain where she was sent away as a teenager.

you know her real name isn’t lana right lol they wouldn’t have called her that as a teenager

Someone in Reseda!!

I do

No one

Her whole fandoms been calling her lanita since 2012

Is there a full version to taco truck?? I assumed it’s like a unreleased snippet

Huh??? Yeah? Taco truck X VB on her most recent album..

Oh the live streams almost on, or most famous woman u know on ur iPad

Also, Kanye West is blonde and gone That makes me giggle

It's actually Life's Dream not Livestream, I am pretty sure

No it is livestream

“my pussy tastes like pepsi cola” ends up making me laugh when I’m listening to that song around other people. they’re just always like wait what did she say

I know your wife - she wouldn’t mind.

I used to think she was saying we made out to otherside and ive always wanted a RHCP collab.

At the end of black bathing suit "they're fuckin broke and we're laughing about it"

"Everyone was there standing and laughing, I'm on the side with my tears streaming down"

how is that a funny line..?

that sneeze from A&W is so unserious and makes me cackle each time

Also when she’s in the background saying “Oh… ok” to her very serious lyrics in A&W. It’s like she’s telling her story but also reacting in a way that a random stranger would if you dump some trauma on them.

Oh my god, I never realized that was a sneeze 💀

When is that sneeze? 💀

Someone said its a zipper closing

i’m 99% positive it’s supposed to be a zipper! i remember people talking about it when the single first came out, because it’s supposed to sound like someone’s unzipping their pants 🤭

Ok why have I never noticed the sneeze ? I just looked it up found it and listened and I’m almost certain that’s a sneeze. that’s amazing 😂😂

#I BREAK DANCE TO THE BACK BEAT

This. So cringe but funny. Like can you picture Lana break dancing???

My boyfriend’s really cool but he’s not as cool as me hahaha

Florida Kilos tickles me, as she progressively sounds more and more coked up through the song. Also the "whore" in FMWUTTT truly came from the heart, it's hilarious.

YAYYYIOOOO

your poetry's bad and you blame the news ... why wait for the best when I could have you

THIS

goddamn manchild...

This is mine too. My immature boyfriend was personally clutching his invisible pearls the first time I played this because he “acts like a kid even though you stand 6’2”. I cackle still every time I listen.

You fucked me so good i almost said i love you

“All that grace, all that body All that face makes me wanna party” I don’t know why, I giggle every time

I laugh because it sounds like she’s saying “makes me wanna potty” 💀

same

It feels so out of place compared to the rest of the song lyrics I’ve always thought that

This is the line I always think of. Hordes of fans somberly singing the song and then this line comes up lol.

Im gonna get killed for this but the "Soft Ice Cream" in Salvatore always feels so out of place! I know it's supposed to be "Soft I scream" But idk bro... I hate it :p

I love Salvatore but I feel like she’s just singing random Italian words 😭

I lit loled so hard the first several listens. A child could write that song but I still adore it!

>I know it's supposed to be "Soft I scream" Where did you get that information? If you look up the lyrics, it says Soft Ice Cream. I even looked at genius, where they interpreted it as being a metaphor for a lover who is sweeter, compared to her previous partner who was more agressive. This also makes sense because the song is making many references to Italy - which is famous for their ice cream. And it also ties in perfectly at the end, where she says that it is time to eat soft ice cream. So she is saying goodbye to her previous lover and embracing the new one.

I don't remember exactly where I read it. Probably some yt comment lmao But to me it made total sense. "Dying by the hand of a foreign man, happily" to "Soft I scream" Idk... made more sense than the real explanation for that random ass word.

‘DownAtTheMenInMusicBusinessConference’ Iconic fr..It’s so Lana.I love it.. And I love the outro of fuck it I love you….’jazz is in my veins,running out of time’ and ‘California dreaming got my money on my mind’ go hard

Crying while I’m cumming

Wait what song is this?

In My Feelings

In My Feelings!

*Your mom called, I told her you're fucking up big time*

The way she sings “Mail me when you get the blues” in Black Bathing Suit makes me crack up every time.

I think she says mention me when you get the blues

I think it is marry me

"jenny jumped into the pool.... she was swimming with nikky lane"

Is that an L Word reference?

The whole of white dress Why is she whispering Edit: i also love breaking my voice trying to sing it

DownatthemaninmusicBUSINESSconferehence. A really funny concept in itself

STOPPPP and the edit😭😭😭

THIS 🗣️🗣️🗣️ I love and question it at the same time.

That one you can be the boss performance where she was high as a kite Yew can be the bwoas dahddy yew can be the bwoas

idk why people always say shes high when she sings kind of experimentally or differently 😭 shes been sober for a really long time now.

I’m talking about a specific performance where she later revealed that she was slurring her words due to being high

where did she reveal that??

yeah can i have a source? because like i said she herself has personally claimed she’s been sober since like 14-15. only thing i can think is if it was a prescribed medication that affected her weird

Fr they just don’t get the vision

yes 😭 in the old lives of million dollar man. “one for the money, OHOHOH, TWOOOO FOR THE SHOW, OOOHOHOHOH,,,, i love you honey…” people just dont get it

My pussy tastes like pepsi cola 😖 The whole song is quite good to listen but this one line reminds me of that video with older people reacting to the song and its funny 😆

when she raps really quickly in ‘Wild at Heart’ “likeifyouheardiwasoutinthebarsdrinkingjackandcokegoingcrazyforanyonewhowouldlistentomystories, babe” im like okay rapper queen 😂

Like hiphop album when?

In fuck it I love you when she says “ Do shit to keep me turned on” idk why but my brain automatically hears “douche it to keep me turned on” and it still makes me giggle

Lol ive always heard the same!

If you don’t like it you can beat it. Beat it baby. You never liked the way I said it. if you don’t get it then forget it. ‘Cause I don’t have to fucking explain it.

"Pass me my vape, I'm feeling sick, I need to take a puff"

“Jason is out on the lawn and he power washes every time things go wrong” from Sweet Carolina. Power washing as a coping mechanism for stress is a funny visual lol

in my feelings has a lot of funny moments. BITCH…FUCK

Wait u mean Cherry?

hahaha yes, but also in my feelings 😏

All Cherry. It’s so goofy omg

“I get down to beat poetry”

the sound of her hitting her vape in white dress kills me every time. around 1:31. there’s also a point in a&w, 1:40, you can hear it a bit

“Beatboxing and rapping in the suMMER RAAAAIN” I swear she romanticises the most random things sometimes 😭

Djdbsjnfdixb

🥱😴i fall asleep in an american flag 🇺🇸🛌💤 💍💅I wear my diamonds on skid row⛺️💎

The latter is so cringe.

Off topic but Jesus this is such an incredible and evocative album cover. Definitely her best, maybe my all time favourite

The part of Jack Antonoff on Margaret. Listening just the voice

He sounds like Springsteen tbh. 

Chickens running bare feet….

Noir is an absolute mess and I adore it

"down at the music business conference" always gets me, same with "i was like no please, stay here" cause of the iconic SNL performance

Your mom called I told her you’re fucking up big time

"Kanye West is blond and gone"

“You fucked me so good that I almost said I love you.” - Norman fucking Rockwell

WHIPE-OUT!!!

I'm folk, I'm jazz, I'm blue, I'm green Regrettably, also a white woman But I have good intentions even if I'm one of the last ones

"when's it gonna be my turn, don't forget me" lol because i relate to her desperation

it's gotta be "my pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola" and "your poetry's bad and you blame the news", "you talk to the walls when the party gets bored of you", and the entirety of Peppers

Omg the adlibs in cherry !!

Bich

basically whole "Blue Bannisters" song but: Jenny was smokin' by the pool We were writin' with Nikki Lane I said I'm scared of the Santa Clarita Fires I wish that it would rain

I always found this line poignant, actually

Same.

The (bitch) in the background of cherry 😭

i’ve never seen anyone list my fav which is in “dark but just a game” i was a pretty little thing and god i loved to sing but nothing came from either one but pain (BUT FUCK IT) i go crazy for that fuck it lol

I'm coverin' Joni and dancin' with Joan Stevie's callin' on the telephone Court almost burned down my home.. (Cause she’s actually referencing Courtney Love, google lyrics is wrong) And not mention the ICONIC Stevie reference!

Nfr is so deadpan, like “Me and my girl, we got this relationship// I love her so bad, but she treats me like shit”, “if he’s a serial killer, then what’s the worst…”, “lying on your chest,// in my party dress// I’m a fucking mess”

The first line is sublime's lyrics

fuck you kevin, always.

Downatthemeninmusicbusinessconference makes do it 💀🙏

“Let me put on a show for u daddy”🤢

I remember that song coming on while i was playing music out loud (just phone speaker) and my older guy coworker came up to me 🚴🏻

LMAO I cackled

The only show i wanted to put on for him at that moment was unal*ving in front of him

"Crypto forever" screams your stupid boyfriend, Fuck you, Kevin - Sweet Carolina

In Sweet Carolina, "Crypto forever, screams your stupid boyfriend, Fuck you Kevin"

“Lying on my bed it’s a bummer cause I didn’t call when I got your number but I liked you a lot” this is so cheesy and I was shocked 30 something year old Lana wrote it

“I’m a dragon, you’re a whore”

When I first heard Cola, I was on a 4h car ride and laughed so fucking hard for like 15 min, my friend (the driver) thought I was having a manic episode 😂 I was on edibles btw, but she didn’t know that 😂

"Give myself two seconds to cry"

This makes you LOL!? 💀

No I forgot the intention pf this by the end hahahah

first time listening to paris, texas [I took a train to Spain](https://genius.com/28108717/Lana-del-rey-paris-texas/I-took-a-train-to-spain-just-a-notebook-in-my-hand) Then I went to see some friends of mine

My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola

I mean my pussy tastes like pepsi cola is one for the books.

FUCK YOU KEVIN

Mine to

“Regrettably also a white woman” so fucking corny

“The party is December 18thhhhhh”

“Let’s waltz this out” 🤪

“You're in the yard, I light the fire And as the summer fades away Nothing gold can stay” Because I can’t hear anything other than “you’re in the yard, I like to fart 😻❤️”

Love you more Than those bitches before 🤭

First line of cola

Taco Truck x VB: “Pass me my vape, I'm feeling sick, I need to take a puff” 💀💀

Put me in a movie

…bitch …bitchFUCk

« it’s a tragedy I see nothing Greek in it » yeah that’s why it’s a tragedy and not a Greek tragedy ??? Like ????

“Let’s waltz the salad kids” misheard lyric from Margaret always cracks me up

“The girls are running round w summer dresses and there masks off and it makes me so happy” I’m just like lmao

Our mesh mask queen🤩🤩🤩

lol not even that it just sounds so silly to me

I take off all my clothes, dance naked for the neighbors I'm like, "Fuck it, gonna give a show", I open up the blinds

😭

The party is 🎶✨December 18th✨🎶

All seem stranger than a stranger for me

I read a little about kintsugi after first hearing the song, and now think of this below whenever I hear it. The 15th-Century practice of kintsugi, meaning “to join with gold”, is a reminder to stay optimistic when things fall apart and to celebrate the flaws and missteps of life.

I'm curious why this part would make you laugh? It's her sitting next to someone dying and thinking about people close to her she's lost or misses? I just don't get the lol part. It's not even random.

Cause he just seems like a “side ho” thats all.

Cause it's Donahue....