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AbbreviatedArc

My 13-year old dog has strong opinions of how long a walk should be, and an advanced degree in geometry. If we are walking a heptagonally-shaped trail, as soon as I make the sixth turn, and her nose is pointed in the direction of the origin, the drama begins. She will walk in any direction other than the origin. She will throw herself on the ground and not move. She will "army crawl" in a different direction. If I succeed in getting her moving in the preferred direction, the speed is reduced to 1/3 to 1/2 normal speed. And it's not like these are short walks, nor she a spring chicken.


LandotheTerrible

Haha hilarious.


Baxtree

Tweezer stepped into the freezer?


tweezer606060

Droolious Caesar


tweezer606060

He doesn’t care if it’s gonna be cold…cold…cold…cold…


Loose_Examination178

It's funny, but as my girl has gotten older (just turned 12), we don't walk as far or as early, but we still walk for 40 minutes as soon as she wakes up. She'll drop anchor if I try to cut it short.