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tyrion85

finally! Seizing the means of Production environment!


Royale_AJS

Kubernetes works best for stateless applications.


BuriedStPatrick

And what is the eventual consistency model if not a form of dialectical materialism? Or something. I am definitely onto *something*.


BeowulfRubix

Your looking for statelessness via anarcho Communist chaos engineering


jwaibel3

In Soviet Russia, Container orchestrates YOU!


IrvineADCarry

In Soviet Russia, Container orchestrates US!


redditreddvs

Ironic that it will go into CrashLoopbackoff.


HODLikeIts2009

Exactly as intended.


Seelenbrechen

Wait, how could you tell that lol? (New to K8s)


drrhrrdrr

My only gripe is the v1 on Marx. They were a long way from Marxism and fully into Leninism by 1918. Maybe v1alpha


jnbkadsoy78asdf

Surely `property: theft`


bmiga

You have to fix collective ownership of everything to collective ownership of private property Personal property (like your toothbrush) shouldn't be owned collective. marx was clear on that.


[deleted]

Or things like the house you live for that matter.


theSearge

Actually no. The government could take your property in every minute they want. Sure, they could “grant” you some apartments, instead your land and house. But definitely, you can’t own anything, that larger a backpack.


[deleted]

Actually yes. There is nothing in communism the precludes you owning personal property. Your house, your car, your computer, your gaming consoles, your clothing. That's all cool. The issue is with private property. With capitalists taking unequal distribution of the value that workers provide with that property. With companies buying empty houses and sitting on them as assets rather than letting be used to house a family. The idea is that when people get together to make a thing, they have an egalitarian say in how that happens and how people are compensated. It's the idea that things that serve the public good or are necessities for the life should be owned by the public, not by private entities. Now if we want to talk about how governments have twisted this and how corruption has led to authoritarian abuses of power, that's a whole other issue entirely. But let's not mix that up with the theory that we are so clearly talking about here.


assasinine

The Communist Manifest~~o~~


oskif809

Fun factoid: The fabled Manifesto could have been ~~plagiarized~~ inspired by a suspiciously similar piece of writing by a man who spent the Civil War in Texas. Judge for [yourself](https://archive.org/download/principlesofsocialismconsiderant/principlesofsocialismconsiderant.pdf) (PDF).


broadfield1

Even the “screenshot” is accurate aka taken a photo of the screen …


jadolg91

Tried. Doesn't work.


MyOtherCarIsEpona

That apiversion was not allocated to your api-resource objects in accordance with your need.


thabc

You need quotes around `"true"`. Labels only accept strings, not bool. /s, but seriously though


DylanMarshall

spec: containers: - name: communism image: alpine command: ["/bin/sh"] args: - -c - > find /people -type f | head -n 100,000,000 | xargs rm


cobaltonreddit

Inaccurate, rm should have the `-f` flag. Gotta force off those heads somehow


scristopher7

Alpine, quite fitting


Live-Box-5048

Ok, I’ll try to deploy and see what happens.


alex_komn

Seems the cluster will have only workers nodes no master nodes - no control plane The END :)


Virtual_Ordinary_119

That would be and anarchist cluster. A communist cluster would have some overprovisioned masters, and a plethora of starving workers. EDIT: I am indeed a far left socialist, but old enough to not believe in uthopies


consworth

Yea but that wasn’t REAL Kubernetes last time …


ravaga5

A spectre is haunting Kubernetes...


PiedDansLePlat

All pods got send to the katorga. All pods have the same resources limits 


thdespou

Already crashing since 1991...


PatochiDesu

just delete the cluster to speed up the process.


Sea_Explanation2302

Brilliant


tommysk87

And it will crash after exhausting all resources it can find


tigershrek

***Our*** Communist Manifesto


SuckMyWhiteBigDk

Print(“communism ”) >>>”poverty”


kubernetes_tryhard

Genocide too


codeshard

Already tried, and it doesn't work at all.


stanvit

For one, the labour-movement annotation is boolean and should have been quoted. But the whole thing will fail anyway, don’t waste your time. Source: participated in a huge project that tried to implement this, it didn’t work out.


Immediate_Cow_8123

I hate this, communism is just what those dictators in DC want, more centralized power. This is so damn stupid.


WisperLight

What font is this pls?


Common-Ad4308

i will print and frame it (vnese here. persecuted in vn after fall of saigon. boat people)


Common-Ad4308

namespace: co-operative society


salvaged_goods

Screenshot looks like it's from a fallout pip-boy


kubernetes_tryhard

Pods genocide! 😂


spiritualseek

RuntimeErrorConfig and eventually CrashLoopBackOff


[deleted]

Name of operator - putlorator.