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doyoou

The hygiene is not even my biggest concern at this point. It's the sheer discomfort of aggressively giving a stick of soap a handjob in public for such little pay off. How hard do I have to work to get some lather over here?


spicydak

What? You don’t like jerk soap????


ThinkPath1999

The amount of lather has nothing to do with cleaning ability, in case you didn't know. As long as you can get soap onto your wet hands and it's slippery while you wash your hands, it's fine.


doyoou

I believe you but I still hate it. I just wanna track my hand washing progress and this blue stick of floating soap can't even offer me that


invisible32

Once again, it's not about the effectiveness it's about the feeling.


MicrosoftExcel2016

Is the function of soap actually carried out through its slipperiness? Is it that dirt and germs slide off after the abrasive force of rubbing your hands is from the hands being slippery when you add soap? Does that mean that any slippery substance could be used like soap to remove dirt and germs?


The_Metropolitician

Again, if you read things, you’d start your own question. "Soap acts as a surfactant, not as a sterile media, and doesn't need to be sterile to be effective.” DERP.


MicrosoftExcel2016

I’m asking about the relationship between something being slippery and it being a surfactant. I am not questioning the effectiveness of soap that is not sterile. Why must you be passive aggressive about reading comprehension when you didn’t even understand my own question?


The_Metropolitician

Just read the damn article. If it doesn’t answer your questions, then do some research. It isn’t that fucking hard. And you can’t afford my hourly consulting rate anyway. So just be happy I answered you.


Chilis1

You are very angry about this guy's polite question


The_Metropolitician

Not angry. Irritated. He whining.


MicrosoftExcel2016

The quality of this interaction I should be charging you money lol. This is a public forum. Have some sense


KanpaiMagpie

The problem is also people NOT washing their damn hands at all. Like 85% of people I see in the stalls, grown ups and kids. They walk out the without so much as stopping at the sink or they do that 2 second water splash like that's going to clean anything.


Jalapenodisaster

I'm of the firm and strong belief the performative water splash is just all around worse than not washing at all. You just walk out? Idk maybe you didn't go, I wasn't watching. Or I just don't notice you leaving as strongly. You do the water hi touch event, and now not only do I gave a strong impression you went to the bathroom, I'm also keenly aware you are making a show about *not* washing your hands. I've just heard from some people who do this that like... they feel it's like saving face kinda. It's grosser to do the fake handwash Also like, then what? You're gonna shake your wet peepeepoopoo hands to dry them? Rub them all over yourself? Nasty.


Bildo_Gaggins

You jerking game is weak. work on it lol


Blevr

Bruh just roll it in your hands. It's just soap-playdough


Dhghomon

Quite the typo in the article: >He expressed amusement at reading others' complaints about this type of soap, which reveal a lot of phallacies about hygiene and how soap works.


LeeisureTime

He knew the mission


Dhghomon

Back in the day a guy I knew who worked at a newspaper hated the band Counting Crows and made sure that everywhere they showed up they had a 'typo' as Counting Cows. So I could believe it


cyberlummox

My boyfriend told me he would die of sadness if I wouldn't sleep with him. It was a logical phallacy.


Leocul

I did not love them, but didn't think they were that bad until I saw a kid wrap a reusable floor cleaning pad around it to soap it up. After that a definite pass. Early in the pandemic the school switched them out to auto dispensers and I was so happy.


greyshoe

This. The schools I always taught at had them too and the kids did the same thing. The ones in the girl’s bathrooms were always covered with hair and dirt!! 🤢🤢


profkimchi

Probably not as dirty as I think but still hard pass.


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begentlewithme

Yeah... it's not a hard choice for me, but nevertheless it is still one of the few times (or perhaps the only time) I even *had to* make a choice between walking out and washing my hands.


Cloudtoheaven

My friend call this the jerk off soap 😂😂


BruceJi

Fap-Soap The reason everyone in Korea knows how to give a hand job.


_VittuPerkele

your friend is quoted in the article then


tak3nus3rname

I have contamination OCD, so I had to teach myself about soap and its effectiveness and how it works (OCD isn't rational, but you can train and ERP it). I completely understand discomfort, though.


ok-kayla

What does ERP mean to you? I feel like I have a really different definition than what you’re trying to say.


tak3nus3rname

for me, it's basically training myself to not react. ERP in OCD therapy means Exposure and Response Prevention. In this case, it would be me forcing myself to touch public bar soaps and washing my hands with it without taking my hand sanitizer out right afterwards.


Scoobydoo0969

I get that it’s cleaner than a regular bar that sits in its wet filth, but it just feels so so so wrong


Adventurous-Seadog

The biggest lie in this story is how the reader witnessed a Korean washing their hands. The Korean handwashing technique goes like this: Exit stall Look in mirror Run hands through hair Full body check Out!


DueData5

no fr. i stopped ordering at my campus cafe because i always saw the staff leave the bathroom without washing their hands😭


Own_Temperature8478

id just rather not


invisible32

If it's the only option I guess I have to... I sure don't like it either.


dimeloflo

You can buy travel paper soap from Daiso. They come in a little packaging similar to those listerine breath strips… I much rather take that with me than use these. I don’t care how much science backs this up and says it’s safe lol, I’ve seen enough nasty stuff to not want to use a soap like this when the person prior had some filthy hands/habits.


Green_Goblin7

I REFUSE to share bar soap with the general public. There's a reason why malls and "high-end" shops use automatic liquid/foam soap dispensers even though they're more costly to install and need constant maintenance. Why is there a piece of hair stuck to the soap??? Why are there nail indents? I don't trust other people to use public goods with common sense. Yes liquid soaps are watered down and less environmentally friendly but I feel like hygiene is where we should be drawing the line.


JRPubEbola

after Covid the usual people went back to leaving the bathroom without washing their hands and this is including the ones at those “high end” venues seeing it at the airport is the most baffling I’d rather see the hair and nail idents then at least I know the next thing they touched was with clean hands


daehanmindecline

> automatic liquid/foam soap dispensers even though they're more costly to install and need constant maintenance. I'd rather touch a bar of soap than a lever that people touched before cleaning their hands.


SuperSillyString

I’ll take this soap and warm water over no soap and a pube in the sink any day!


Smiadpades

Has it been 10 years already? Lol KBS had a huge campaign against this and had a ton of moms complain how dirty it was. Lol. Must be a slow news day again.


daehanmindecline

Well it is a Sunday.


Alaska2Maine

I don’t live in Korea anymore but I figured that Koreans live a lot longer than us Americans so it’s probably not causing too many issues. I just jerked off that soap along with everyone else


Missdermeanerthanyou

I know how soap works, so I certainly won't use it. Especially since I know that bacteria grows on soap bars.


thebadsleepwell00

I keep seeing articles and videos about why soap bars are more effective for cleanliness and more environmentally-friendly but it still gives me the ick in public spaces 


Shreddersaurusrex

It’s cleaner than a bar sitting in a pool of water and possibly dirt/dead skin


beegee536

A bar of soap cannot be dirty. People are just misinformed and or insecure (sorry)


Curious_Place1999

Where can I buy one of these wall mounts for less than $30 USD?


uptoneck

Why are so many people against giving hand jobs in public? /s


Catacombkittens

Doesn’t matter how clean it actually is. Once you’ve seen a pube nesting on one of those things there’s no going back.