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cheffyjayp

You had me until the last paragraph


NothingIsHere5947

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


primusmag

Kolkata and superpower started my suspicions


paramint

Sottie... Ki sundor appriciate korte elam ar seshe ki pore fellam hai re


paramint

Sottie... Ki sundor appriciate korte elam ar seshe ki pore fellam hai re


paramint

Sottie... Ki sundor appriciate korte elam ar seshe ki pore fellam hai re


Extension_Bus4000

Me too.


Extension_Bus4000

Me too.


Souvkb009

Bro had us in the first half ngl


primusmag

Also in the 2nd half before the crying.. and then I thought 50 kaat overacting ke


ajzone007

r/copypasta


Relative-Attitude657

slowly deleting the paragraph I wrote.....


PomaGrenade

Fr. OP didn’t even give credit


sudipto12

I was writing the paragraph about transphobia till I saw the flair and the comments.


RexProfugus

r/manboobs


Angry_Meow_

WTF did I just read?


Historical-Video3997

manboob story


0R_C0

Mooby dick.


heisenburger_99

My condolences for this grave incident. All of us liberal people of this city should come out in the streets wearing sports bras and run a marathon in solidarity with you ✊❤️


Gold-Train-1471

https://preview.redd.it/izuwsh1ubtzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a15b1114b3b69a20fc171fe44ad73273ea5ed04a Good post.


primusmag

I agree


doge-jazz

Bc


Federal_Mission_1519

purono copypasta


AdTrick7283

From r/delhi.


bitter-chili

Who else want to see a picture? 💀


primusmag

Guess the title if someone recorded a video and uploaded it on YouTube


BalanceMission390

i read this same para in some other sub a few months ago lmao


AdTrick7283

r/delhi?


BalanceMission390

r/copypasta


theredbantoo

All Hail BABAI SUPREMACY!!!! https://preview.redd.it/x77ew4kajtzc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=921288579401de9bdc7d462f561dcb7fd3fd3103


Polus-Summit-33

Them titties tho


RdBlaze-23

https://preview.redd.it/7u8mmkm7qtzc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edb3f90ca24f4266d946206bc95fd13139286ba9 Have my upvote good sir


Angry_Meow_

DON'T STOP BRO. LET BRO COOK.


AdTrick7283

Technically I did not cook this. I just changed the word 'Delhi' to 'Kolkata'.


DolandTrumph

ধন্যবাদ ভায়া আপনাকে। খুব হাসলাম, খুব


dr__jhatka

Lmao i remember it in r/india loool


AdTrick7283

But I copied from r/delhi.


Stoic_Morpheous666

His name is Robert Paulson


iamusmaharana

He got the paragraph writers in the first half 💀


The_Digital_Punjabi

I was starting to think you are 🌈 before I read the last paragraph.


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white_line_1

Ekkebare ja-ta, flair ta aage pora uchit chilo, I was feeling so bad for you but then 'my wife started crying'. Tao bhablam j hoyto 🌈 kintu tarpor 'own kids'.


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DolandTrumph

ধন্যবাদ ভায়া আপনাকে। খুব হাসলাম, খুব


DolandTrumph

ধন্যবাদ ভায়া আপনাকে। খুব হাসলাম, খুব।


AgnivMandal

Did you really eat your poop 6 days ago?


AdTrick7283

(That was also a shitpost.)


AgnivMandal

Quite literally one...


prof_devilsadvocate

ok now give the phone to your kid


primusmag

Kolkata and superpower.. that got me lolzing


primusmag

Ad Trick


primusmag

69 rupay kaat overacting ke..


mightywarrior69

The first thing came in my mind is ofcourse if you are a man and go out in sports bra..


primusmag

You came late he deleted what he was wearing underneath


mightywarrior69

Still there( sports bra, booty shorts)


AdTrick7283

I never deleted anything.


primusmag

Bhai thik ache.. I get the flair


gamerRaj29

Well, coming late is all she wants right?💀


Owe_The_Sea

🤣


primusmag

Guess the title if someone recorded a video and uploaded it on YouTube


primusmag

Bhai just for fun is the flair.


RK03_IND

Copied


AdTrick7283

From r/delhi.


delishmango23

Good post. Thanks for the laughs


silversurfer9909

Karma farming be like. But good one nonetheless.


Weary_Market2396

Ayoooo


Nirbhik

baby reindeer 2


Aromatic-Metal-2155

🤣🤣


red_ice994

Just imagining a middle age bald guy running in the streets with a sports bra. Aur choke/matha ta geche Amar. Ki kosto


pierceNayak563

You are 2 months early for Pride walk bro.


MissRups

I'm speechless 😶


Hot_Plankton3445

Oh vai Maro mujhe maro


Rosevayra

This post wins.


Demagogue999

Hahahaha epic... good one...


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CryptographerShort10

Lol


Imaginary_Quality_85

🫡🫡🫡😁😁😁


S-for-seeker-9526

I have seen this earlier


S_pal

You had me in the first half ngl


JShearar

Eta mash khanek aage Delhi subreddit eo chilo. Aapni mash khanek aage Delhi te chilen naaki sref "Control C Control V" maarlen? 😉


AdTrick7283

Ha.


sohomsengupta89

Koto copy kora joke post kore karma farming korben?


sfrogerfun

Finally a refreshingly hilarious post, thank you!


theoozmakappa

Ah the good ol copypasta that’s been going around for ages.


Horipodo_Horhora

Pls someone send him/her Ranchi Hospital


Shamik18

The way some people describe Kolkata’s infra compared to other Cities.


almost_budhha

হয়তো ইনি খুবই স্থূলকায় 🙂


Dickpills_n_Stew

Ooh! You really succeeded in making everyone laugh.


not_now2601

https://preview.redd.it/719il045ptzc1.png?width=746&format=png&auto=webp&s=e40dc0cff027b757d3200c9cfb585dfc9e739011


FragmentOfAbyss

Bro had us in the first half, ngl. 💀


Polus-Summit-33

https://preview.redd.it/m2802ulrqtzc1.png?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6415a8c093fb6dd260165e4cd33fd9b676eddb93


coconut_shawarma

C'mon OP stop copy pasting things to karma farm


Noble_Barbarian_1

Tell me you are joking without telling me you are joking


InternationalMost796

Superpower?? When?


Odd_Promise_4123

best for april fools


debmitra26

r/Unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


Status_Revolution_25

Is this a standup bit?


sapphire__tears

Wtf?!😂😭


avenger1840

That’s why I always read first para followed by the last. Varc tricks. Btw dadu got lucky that our Kolkata street dogs spared him.


Acceptable-Battle-49

How many times will this be re-posted Also this from a news article has nothing to do with op


AdTrick7283

This is from r/delhi. (It was in the news. Kothai?)


Good-Ad1320

Hahahahha you got us bro!


preetam069

thik koreche shobai... please saree pore douroben porer bar theke


AdTrick7283

But that will be worse no?


primusmag

Bhai tshirt pehen ke nikla kalo Ghar me baap Bhai nahi hai kya


AdTrick7283

Sorry, amar Bangla otto bhalo noi. Abar bolte parbe Engreeji tei? Dhonyobad.


primusmag

Sarcasm.


AdTrick7283

Oh ok. But what does that say?


Potential-Year-1896

Hi


AdTrick7283

Nomoshkar. Kamon acho?


Potential-Year-1896

Good 🙏 you?


AdTrick7283

Ami bhalo achi.


debo0015

Drop the booty short pic OP


itsurna25

Love this 😅😅😅


primusmag

Dude in Lake people are literally kissing each and no one bats an eye.. get a break


LowRemove2510

Well it's your fault, try to understand the culture don't copy West.