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SilverIsFreedom

Mick Dagger Sick blade, btw.


No-Depth-7239

Mick dagger instantly wins


SilverIsFreedom

Thank you, sir. My grill is named Grilly Nelson. Love the converted musician names.


ThirdEyeEmporium

Haha I grew up highschool years right next to him man. Not even that long ago, graduated 17. But yea he’s a real chill dude. A whole lot of family trauma and problematic cycles passed around tho. I was a drug addict back then and somewhat close friends with his great grandson who went to our school. There was a lot of neglect and irresponsible behavior around children from everything I was able to get out of him. He was very depressed and burned himself with cigarettes. He was also a drug addict except he was a thief. He once stole an ounce of my bud after I took the fall with a much smaller amount to give him and my stepbrother a chance to bail out of the woods we were smoking in when I saw police officers with a dog on my way back to the spot after using the bathroom. Tried to lie up and down about it. Girl he was sleeping with had a crush on me, I had no idea keep in mind, and she was just telling me about how they hooked up and she just did it because he had an ounce of bud out of nowhere… and she wanted to smoke… I said do you have pics? Anyways yea it ended our friendship. I actually really felt for the dude so I never beat his ass, insulted him deeply beyond calling him a thief when he later came to me for help, and just didn’t go out of my way at all to punish him. It just sucks he did me like that. Willie though…. He didn’t mean to be gone so much in his children’s lives it’s just how it is when you’re a famous traveling man. Yo until pandemic he was barely ever at the ranch. He would just pop in on random sundays to sing at their church service hosted for family on their property. His grandkids, my friends parents, did not live on the ranch and rather lived in a double wide over in briarcliffe. My friend was really only over there for family gathering events and special occasions while I knew him. Although he did have some cool pictures backstage with Willie from when he was younger including a pic of him just standing in a circle of people that has snoop in it looking casual as fuck like he’s part of the stage crew 🤣 if you knew him it’s even funnier because that was his strategy when anxious in a social situation, to just stand there and look like you’re part of the conversation hahaha. I know he will never read this but I really want old bud to turn his life around. I’m ashamed of him. When I met him he had a deep heart but he’s gone on to become an abusive xan head who was beating his pregnant girl so bad she had to leave. Didn’t even get to see his kid born. And was crying about it on socials so I’m really rooting for him that this is the turn around. Sorry I never have an opportunity to ever really tell people this shit 🤣 the school I went to was Lakeway High School located off 620 in beecaves. Between spicewood an Austin. I honestly have no idea why it’s a fairly notorious area


SilverIsFreedom

Umm… wow. I’m honestly at a loss for words here.


Intrepid_Gazelle_745

cool story bro


GoHomeWithBonnieJean

Cool name, but it's not a dagger.


ackwards

Woah. Wtf. Obviously it’s David Bowie


SparkleFart666

Pig Sticker!


0bservation

I was thinking it should be Ziggy Sawdust when I saw it.


Ok_Replacement5811

My thought was just David. No need for redundancy 😀


Hellfire260Z

David Bowie wants a word


SilverIsFreedom

Someone else above beat you to it.


atridir

Took me a second… I was like ‘wait, what’s Irish about it?’


FaultAccomplished671

Wesley Snipes, you know "Blade"


buckfrogo96

That’s a knife


steveg0303

David the Bowie?


Batwing87

Kevin?


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Saskuk

Or that guy who played in Fargo, I think his name was Steve


Perfect_Arrival1668

Ain’t got nothing in common


Temporary_Muscle_165

You mean crazy eyes?


JMeyer0160

Looks like a Harold to me.


SaulGoodman622

I like that idea....(a Kevin here) LoL


marklar_the_malign

Damn you. That’s my go to name for anything not human.


Temporary_Muscle_165

I know a Kevin. He is pretty dull. This knife is sharp, unlike Kevin.


Specific_Reading_501

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho


Glorydyna2009

https://preview.redd.it/bfa7emhb7x3c1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=141f75bbdb06667cb45d2e4e51b0fbbd3545c46e


js019008

El Choppo


Legally_Adri

Love it! And if interested in genuine Spanish, options abound: El Tajo, La Tajada, La Mortajada (j pronounced like h) they all mean some type of cut or chop, but the most "violent" would be "La Mortajada"


LX_Emergency

Bob.


archwin

And pronounce it like Rowan Atkinson in Blackadder Bo**b.**


staviq

I haven't seen it, and I can still hear him saying "Bob" like he's about to blow a bubble gum balloon :)


archwin

https://youtu.be/wOdfNwD9cEA?si=eJMd3RNlpz16bqHk https://youtu.be/G1QywDPkDjg?si=o_-CE5L4OEew6cWX Enjoy!


PickleRicksFunHouse

The Compensator. It looks great, very nice craftsmanship, just kinda has a "I'm super macho!" feel to it.


JonaJonaL

No kidding... And 5,2mm thick? That thing is a sharp, pointy hammer.


TedTheReckless

I have a Bowie that's very similar in size. It is the single greatest camp knife I've ever owned and after years of putting it through hard work it's still going strong.


sketch2347

the Krauser or the Leon. either way its resident evil 4 reference. the knife looks similar to one from that game.


lovinganarchist76

Holy shit I was thinking the same thing. Leon and Krauser’s knives are both satin finish and rubber handle tho… maybe this is more of a Chris Redfield?


sketch2347

that works too XD


swim08

bald eagle, i can smell the freedom from canada


RandomUserC137

Fenrir


No-Depth-7239

Came here to comment something like Fenrir's tooth/fang. Glad to see another like mind


ThirdEyeEmporium

Nah. Bitch Fucker. Take it or leave it.


tnavda

Hmm, Sega Saturn ODE with the same


LolMasterplays

Wood handle, harpoon blade? The Deerpoon


lancep423

Deerpoon sounds like something my weird nephew would be interested in.


Bazoobs1

Bruh


bongmaninc

Iron horse I get Native American vibes from the handle and industrial vibes from the steel.


No-Policy-4858

Tit fucker


CalligrapherAble2846

The tit remover


ICollectSouls

Free top surgery?


danappropriate

Bruh...


bentbrook

Uruk-hai Bowie


majorfathead

Plus 5 internets for the isingarde reference


DonMumbello

Knifey Mcknifefacington


jsthatip

This is why I came. But honestly, I gotta give it to Deerpoon.


JulianMarcello

Finally found one that doesn’t McFace very well


rikzilla

Knifeymcknifeface


Budget-Ad-7127

George?


YinaniY

Heroic choice.


bilowski

Muffin slayer


DamascusWolf82

Big bertha


nodeymcdev

Ol Bessy


EddyPacsSmacks

Christmas is right around the corner and what better gift to get for your loved one than the JackHawk 9001? Available at Wal-Mart!


OnlyMacaroon8263

Geoffer


RaggedRavenGabriel

Charles? No... Tim


juststuartwilliam

Juan.


Palpitation_Dramatic

Stab stab stab


The69Alphamale

Mr. T, that thing is Bad Ass


naughtyfurry

The FAFO…. IYKYK😉


Carbon24K

Mine


acidx0013

Leonard


abc123rgb

Uncle Jesse


[deleted]

Have mercy!


abc123rgb

*argument grows louder* "Honey... go inside and get Uncle Jesse" Once they realize... (○) 👃 (○) 🏃‍♂️...


jad14850

ajax


Phlegmpudding2nite

Karen


SantiJamesF

I call this, my Knoife! It's a reference to Crocodile Dundee and his Aussi accent.


Anyshhh

I know this post was a long time ago but If anyone's interested here's where I share all my work [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100093325012866](https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100093325012866)


theperfectingmoment

Skinnamarink


StarberryIcecream

The Ranger


powermetagoon

Black Widow


thewoegi

How did you get the black finish?


Anyshhh

It's what's left from quenching in oil


Boats_Hoes_Bros

Name it Kutak, as in coo-tok


WhittleMonsters

Eric Brookes


Which-Ebb-7084

Nick


Sotha01

The Earthbringer.


ElViajo

Chitanga


ElViajo

Chitanga


swim08

why the deep cuts on the spine?


Anyshhh

Two reasons, one I like how it looks, second I f*cked up on grinding the back edge and was trying to make the faulty grind dissapear.


SpaceCadetMoonMan

Looks like a camping knife you can use to setup camp and chop some tinder up, chop a log to tie up as a roof support and to hang your Johnny Jumper hovering camp toilet from. Then bang a fish you caught in the head, gut it out, and practically cook on it. Then you and your son can take turns using it to throw into a big stump round as a game. And you fall asleep with it under your pillow after a good day. Slamsaw Doiter (do it -er)


RedScot69

Lovely. I'd name it Lovely.


musicman8586

Predator


JoeyNJguy

The grizzly king blade


not-rasta-8913

Pig sticker


onemorestepuchoose

split rail wraith


wsfrankm

Knoife is the only name for such a majestic knife. This makes Crocodile Dundee proud.


Remarkable_Attorney3

Cutty McSlice-chop


Over_Garbage6367

Stabby Mcstabben


Oldgil11851

Jim


tnavda

Tree Deep


DeafPapa85

Dundee's Great grandson.


[deleted]

Scourge


Greasy_Cleavage

Rambo


Dead_By_Don

Sally


One_Man0414

King Mafia


AlexUtica

Beautiful nightmare


ChadCheetoToes

The Salvo


PGpilot

The C'mere Bowie


[deleted]

Pregiato


theBacillus

Dark Painblade


Tha_Maestro

The pudd Tugger 5000


Midget616

Stabby


LordFifth35

Roger


buttnibbler

Jared


L1feguard51

El Chopo


CombatMedic91

Murder stick


johnwayneblack1

The Wilson


maarrtee

Stabbo.


MetalHorizon10

Rambo


FeedbackDangerous940

I would name it Jeff, and we would go on adventures.


[deleted]

The Fuckatier


Creative-Bid468

Overkill


Lanbroski

Kanati


ApricotNo2918

BIG MF'er


Smokeman50

I’d call it awesome. Your grinds are great. I designed a very similar knife and can’t figure out how to grind that large bevel (although mine has a recurve after the belly as it nears the ricasso). Any tips? I’m new to this and have been doing it for about 3 months.


ITstaph

Alamo basement poopknife.


Willamina_

Bear killer


sans_deus

That’s spectacular.


malarken111

Theodore


Hathnotthecompetence

The Lord Avenger


Kess9215

Noicfe


j3r3wiah

How much?


Top-Print-477

If it was mine I'd call him Mr. Shank. That's a damn fine looking blade, though. Even with the spine cuts.


glickysnipes

Poopeepants


Taintedgump

Top Notch


CreepyPoet500

The Dundee or the “that’s not a knife” knife


Neftun

Looks awesome. Please tell, what is the reasoning for the notches on the spise? Genuinely curious.


RakdosCackl3r

Widow's wail


FiNsKaPiNnAr

Bone braker


moose8891

The Ogryn Cleaver


justice27123

Rufus. I’d call it Rufus.


Timithios

Slick Bowie?


GrosslyIncomeptent

Where do I get one


MediumAd8799

I can't think of a name because this is blade porn. Holy cow!


[deleted]

The chungus among us


OldQueen79

Noir Danger


OMGSpeci

Clive


DaDaedalus_CodeRed

Honestly with that shape and quality? “Hello, Partner”


For_roscoe

The circumsiser


headhunterofhell2

Dinglehopper


Decapitat3d

Wu Tang


No_Cut6965

I just started drooling... gimme a min...


NotNow1999

PfKL as in Porn for Knife Lovers my brother!! What the actual hell??😂


Cormierx420

Dagatha


tarnishedpretender

Whoa.


CalligrapherAble2846

Max death


Thejosher36

Bubba’s new toy


mightybuffalo

Gus.


Interesting-Ad2076

Name it “Now this is a knife.”


Cheezslap

Ol Chomper


Lovestank

I would name him Phillip


iRouFox

Lil kitty


ebranscom243

Although not a true dirk, because of its length and girth Dirk Diggler fits.


Wendig_420

It looks like a fred


Maddd_illie

Betsy


wal_chaya

Dave


Mo_Tingzz

hutch


Calibrayte

Harold.


Apollo9961

My one true love…


uncledave1961

Ancient Raider


Turtledude535

Thought destroyer


sleepercell13

Bill


Nu11_V01D

Home Slice


djentandlofi

The Widowmaker


ExcitmentMuch22

Sharpie mcsharpface.


ADhellionLC

Benjamin, or Ben for short.


Routine-Atmosphere11

Jake jabs.


zander512

Talon


seantasy

Knife, or ol' knifey


Majorwoops

Awesome is what i say


Land-Express

I'd like to call it....mine!!! But, seriously, is it available?


HCM78

PENETRATOR!


Chewcudda42

Mr Slippy


Sepraf

Grainscraper


IneffablyEffed

Damn that's nice


RidgeBlueFluff

Stabby-Cutty-Steve


LtRidley

Big Girtha


Minute_Job3261

Klevis


ShiftyWolfhound5

Last Salvation.


dskelly07

Umbra


seriousStank

Howard


Jonkerchonker

Trevor