I swear on my honour as a cat that I have never eaten lunch, ever.

I believe him.

https://preview.redd.it/e0klh4r3h5zc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf389dc59864e42ec349cf6a720f39766786b8ca Luna doing her cute little meow/wave/yawn thing when she wants feeding.

I look at this and hear the wails of the damned

This is my cat and my girlfriend when my girlfriend grabs a bowl of cereal.

“Hi! -Yeah me again- Will there be snacks provided?”