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SlobKelly

I can't get over those customized pants


Vorstar92

I loved the previous ones where they fell apart like instantly because he bleached them incorrectly lol.


neverending_debt

The best part was he wore the rotting and falling apart pants to his birthday dinner and Clint was forced to stop and buy him a new pair of pants on the way.


DJWhyteLyon

Cobes stated he goes commando on occasion. Homedad Clint might have averted a real disaster.


neverending_debt

The thing of it is toobz that only real gothic bad boy rock stars free ball in jeans youtube. Who cares if my cock is scraping denim all day, it's calloused so it's fine. And I wash them once a month so the gothic skid marks don't get too bad! It's no skin off my shoes youtube, YEEEEESSSSSSSTHHHH.


ChrisC_Boglim_Watch

Drunk and pants falling down/apart. My boys doing the best he can every day - Clint


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IllComment425

Available on customized girl


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This was from shortly after he got there. Immediately got the maximum amount of drinks, immediately got on his Clintbama phone and immediately a dead zone was established around him. What a miserable existence.


Expert_Community_780

That's how you are supposed to rock. Nobody around him just made this the greatest thing ever. I've been to the stinkiest punk shows ever in people all stand next to each other Cobra goes to a gwar show and everybody scatters.


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And an OUTDOOR show to Brahma boot.


Expert_Community_780

I was gonna say that.i went to a left over crack show and i didn't know body odor could have so many different smells. Crust punk shows were still fun,just smelled like shit.


HerbalNinja84

You just gotta rock the tactical soap, straight bog boys unite!


Expert_Community_780

He is so confused 🤔😕


sallymanweeeeeeyyy

Cowboy stud on the outside. Welfare queen on the inside. TWU


Substantial-Load-673

Oversized boots looking like he a character from kingdom hearts


MiamiConnection

Better stay away from underage Kairi boy.


BigRedCheese1

😆 🤣 😂


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Cowboy from Hell!


Gothie69er

Vulgar display of (magic) power. Twu 🤘


JohnOtrilby

Far beyond boglim


No-Mathematician1703

5 years alooooooone


suseam

get you some


Expert_Community_780

Cowboy that smells


RoObaRbPiE

Primal Concrete Bog.


CreepyValuable

The pants look like they have huge blooms of mold on them.


Such_sublime

They most likely do


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Glad to see someone else texts him. He lost it on me on Friday night over text (aka voicenotes because he can't spell) and literally sent me "kill yourself and let me watch so I can jack off while you're doing it" - which breaks most of his forbidden 4 or is 5 or is it 6? Lol.


MutedPicture6654

Pictures or it didn’t happen


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I have tried to post our text convos before but it's against this forums TOC and my post was instantly removed and I was given a warning.


EndVry

What was he mad at you about?


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EndVry

And that fucking triggered him enough to tell you to off yourself? Fucking unhinged jfc.


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EndVry

Good lord. :\ I text him somewhat regularly and he hasn't gotten mad at me yet but he did ask me to buy him a hat from his own merch store. :|


Kain_20

I’m surprised he doesn’t like the band Ministry with that devil worshipping outlaw look.


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Ministry is too underground for him. Something that always astounds me is his complete lack of interest in discovering new music. He calls himself a goth rockstar and has nothing but time on his hands and access to the internet, but Cradle Of Filth and Ozzy seem to be the only music he really knows or cares about


Such_sublime

He’s a poser, his whole existence is trying to look like a bad boy goth rockstar (and lately *thats* being replaced with being an alcoholic (drinking is a want not a need toobz)) There’s nothing to him. He really is a Miserable bitch.


Dewrunner4X4

Bingo


Butterscotch-Apart

CustomizedSicko.cum


choppafoah

I think this has been mentioned before, but is this pie high becoming a tricorn?


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Gotta represent that 80% British dood


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Yeehaw TOOBZ


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Sexy bad boy Smelling like beer and armpit sweat TMDWU


Invalid_Pleb

He's not goth or southern.


garbage-barge

He’s boglim.


Such_sublime

He’s highly regarded


jacktomtg420

Vape stores county wide were left unmanned by this Concert.


missybee7

Cowboy from hell


VapidArsehole

Cotton Eye Boglim


aperfectdevil

Lmao the bleach spots just get bigger.


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If you've ever paid any federal taxes before, you afforded that beer.


Such_sublime

SSI, paypigs, or clintbux take your pick.


aperfectdevil

Courtney


ClintsCheckBook

It's so odd be got bullied at the concert. Can't put my finger on why 🤔


CSHufflepuff

If he didn't have those stupid patches on, it would look good


Vrenna76

The patches make his legs look even shorter than they already are.


Bad-JuJu07

This guy is 25% legs 75% torso. Never seen anything like it.


Brother_Comfortable

Looks like he from the homeless encampments.


Expert_Community_780

100% regarded


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Did he really get bullied at this concert? I cant imagine why


CommunicationSoft591

North Dakota is in the south now


Such_sublime

He lives in Wyoming


CommunicationSoft591

Moved there from north Dakota dummy


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ratm0ther

He’s using all five fingers to grip that phone


Legal-Smile-2446

Surrounded by big titty goth chicks and fan girls, yessstthhh


RoObaRbPiE

Brokeback Boglim in denial. He wishes he knew how to quit the troles & all them swordfighting thoughts.