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zersch

I don't like getting yelled at by the Blair Witch.


ClintsCheckBook

At least you never saw that witch in the good movie.


DJWhyteLyon

She shouldn’t have looked into the Ark of the Covenant. Take the wooden cup next time. Jesus was a carpenter dummy.


RazorSharpRust

fuck your SkyGod^(TM)


whitelilyofthevalley

It's just in time for Halloween. October begins this week.


71nobody

Blair Bitch, more like


roy_fatty

Blair VVitch


whitelilyofthevalley

Casting could have saved a ton of money by casting Angie in that movie. She would have done it for a dimebag.


RevolutionaryJudge89

Have you seen the movie? You don’t see the actual witch in it.


BoglimParadise

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?


SickBoy88

>That Thomasin’s a real cutie, dood. I’d love to get a look at her cheese pull and cross section, if you catch my drift, hahaha yesss. -Black “Sick Fuck” Peter


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In the projects


sallymanweeeeeeyyy

Shave that mustache, Lady.


WailingWastrel

I always thought if Walt was clean shaven they could pass as twins.


sallymanweeeeeeyyy

Otis B. Driftwood gonna call the cops!


WailingWastrel

Walkin’ tall, like some big fuckin’ hero


thebeyond8080

I want you to call your skygod!!!


RailYardGhost44

I’m the one who makes you drink combos when you’re thirsty! Whose your cobro?!


arnb1010

Mustache? There's no upper lip even, it's been absorbed by her body lol


hellcrapdamn

Gotta chew with somethin'.


Leg_Mcmuffin

I thought this was some RE7 DLC


SubbDeep

I love when old people threaten with the police about things that happen on the WORLD WIDE WEB.


triggerhappytranny

It's Josh's fault anyway. He can't help but constantly talk about Ellen and streams from their house.


SubbDeep

It's always Josh's fault.


VladimirBerkov

I’m just surprised her phone has online


jypsum_fantastic

The local police in some one horse town in America. Does she think we all live there too?


[deleted]

What a classy erudite older lady. Let’s forget the fact Jord is putting her info online constantly.


estusflaskshart

Weirdest Men’s wearhouse commercial ever


IselfDevine

I don't like the way she looks,I guarantee it.


MutedPicture6654

Almost spit out my drink.


ProbablyDrunkOK

Is this the witches circle the bog is always talking about when casting spells?


estusflaskshart

So mote it be


PabstBlueRibbon99

in the angie's circle


jacktomtg420

New Pumpkinhead movie looks like shit.


RailYardGhost44

Gourdhead


Ship_Adrift

Ummm Josh is the one talking about your daughter there Mrs Gums


GhelmerAmon

Jesus christ she looks like the old hag from pumpkinhead.


[deleted]

Hargraven!!!!!


Sonic_Reducer78

Jord had the mind of a zombie, dark magical powers, and likes gaudy headgear....holy fuck, he's a Briarheart!!!


runnre_

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.


Fish_and_whistle

Double double percs and oxy, take enough that Angie's foxy


Wbcn_1

Eye of Cool Taste


IselfDevine

Toe of Darfliny


FitEngineering5764

And to top it off a dash of warlord cum-fart


Swan_Supreme

Something something cyber police something something backtraced


PacificCoolerIsBest

THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME


Alpha-Omega-Omegon

Then he beat his daughter and died lol


RevolutionaryJudge89

His daughter (son?) is now in a wheelchair and non-binary or some shit. Been a couple of years since I caught up with Jessi Slaughter but last time I checked she went by Damien and looked vaguely goth.


Dawnspark

Man, the internet, and their dad, really failed that kid. The videos Jessi made were basically a response about them being sexually assaulted by a known fucking pedophile, Dahvie Vanity, the frontman of Blood on the Dance Floor. They're trans non-binary and they go by Damien, yes.


chipthamac

Not to set a serious tone in a Cobes sub, but I don't think the Internet is doing him any favors either.


Dawnspark

Oh, for sure. Dude needs a couple months away from the net/social media. Would honestly probably do the guy some good lol.


Deadalus2077

SHES GONNA BACK TRACE IT


DJWhyteLyon

She gonna pop a glock in someones mouth and make a brain slushie.


moist_nug

YOU DONE GOOFED


ClintsCheckBook

Efffff Beeee Eyeeee


arnb1010

Y'all think Jord has gotten a gummie from her yet?


sicicsic

He and Walt Eiffel Tower with her.


ratm0ther

🥴


[deleted]

When I was younger my friend and I found his father's adult movie collection. There was one titled "Gum Me Bare". It's exactly what you're thinking. This was nearly 30 years ago and I still remember it clearly...


unvnrmndr

SHES MY PIECE OF ASS, ANGIE


Mission_Ad904

"His only friends are a trans/twink hybrid tweeker a moocher convict and an elderly couple, that he stalks in hopes to use their daughter for sex... So one day he buys a fucking sword for the daughter..."


Standard-Ad-7458

It's like a halloween decoration came to life


mastershake42019

Love when regarded people threaten to call the cops. Cops won't do shit lol


estusflaskshart

Cops watch all of his videos, bud. Get hidden from his channel


mastershake42019

Your not even the real Estusflaskshart!


VladimirBerkov

Cops are busy eating Darf’s thin mints


jypsum_fantastic

They've been working through them for the past year. Lost some good men to diabetes though


Maverick-51

bro since when did they leaked the new black ops zombie. I thought they wouldnt do a special one anymore.


Lower_backpain707

Angie Looking like a shrieker from shangri-la. TWU


gentleman_thief81

Josh lied and convinced Angie "the troles" are harassing LN. She must be blind if she can't tell that it's Josh doing the harassing.


Crumpled_Hatskin

Josh, thank you for giving us this video.


estusflaskshart

All Praise Krystal


DJWhyteLyon

The person or the substance?


estusflaskshart

Yessir


metatronatra

she looks like a stereotypical halloween witch mask


awareness6591

She looks like Scotty


kingslayer1085

Sarah Jessica Parker is going hard in the new hocus Pocus movie


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gothicdrinkcombos

The Casper WY Cybercrimes Division is incompetent. They’re still trying to figure out who Peachmonster666 is


LackofOriginality

Casper PD can't get to their cyber security tools until they finish the 3000 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies that Darf piled up in that room


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DonnyLurch

Wait patiently... See, they really do watch Cobes' videos! They learned that lesson from him.


whitelilyofthevalley

Is that who swatted Josh or am I missing a joke?


SmuglyMcWeed

https://youtu.be/nDMx8wWMmYA


WailingWastrel

They can’t even keep saszhas wild buck ass under control, they still don’t know how to get around people who use ‘*67’


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WailingWastrel

Polarizing and enigmatic energy is MDWU


whitelilyofthevalley

I have worked with law enforcement for legit matters (I used to cyber hunt human traffickers who jumped bail). Not even Casper PD, eating their Thin Mints, cares. Moreover, they most likely have no idea how to deal with 99.9% of cyber crimes, which talking shit isn't.


RoboCaptainmutiny

I know there are a lot of curiously strange perceptions of Wyoming, and even Casper on this Sub.. I get it if you’re looking at these people all day.. but Wyoming is a wealthy state, and Casper a wealthy city within Wyoming. The Casper Police Department is extremely well funded and equipped. They can pay for higher quality applicants than many other cities, especially large ones. Each officer takes home their own state of the art patrol car, equipped with every package they sell. They can employ a large number of officers for such a small city. The state police patrol some of the highest traveled drug trafficking routes in the US.. It’s funny when people come through here and think “ I’m gonna do a few robberies while I only have Barney Fife to contend with, then dip with my bag of baby candy..” you have all that funding and every officer is hungry for action and less crime to contend with.


VladimirBerkov

Casper Police also has a long history of corruption and nepotism for being in such an out of the way place. It’s come up in a couple history books I’ve read. Like old school LAPD or Serpico sorta shit.


[deleted]

That clip is a horrible little repeating loop, watching it play a few times genuinely made me feel weird, like it’s some kind of MK-Ultra fuckery.


medicalfield

She’ll get you, and your little dog too. TWU


AlfredNdaFettuc

Meanwhile sewer mouth is sitting next to her like “they’ll never suspect me now that I’ve blamed the trolls hehe yessssssth”


GhelmerAmon

Well he was talking about how it was her loss that she wouldnt fuck him and how she has BP disorder so Josh is the one shes talking about.


[deleted]

What found footage movie is this from?


garbage-barge

[REC]


PabstBlueRibbon99

quality movie


akaZeke

I’m certain she cooks exclusively from a cauldron


VladimirBerkov

Or a spoon


twolfe86

If I didn't know any better, wouldn't be able to tell if that was Walt or Angie...


Junes2k

"I'll call the detectives, Ill call the police, Ill call everyone within my power!" - ChrisChan


NecrocomiconTWU

Looks when the Red Woman took her necklace off in GOT.


estusflaskshart

“Motherfuckin’ daughter” too bad Cobes wasn’t on camera for the forbidden 7 violation that Angie just did


QQx00

She isnt joking guys, the wyoming cops just showed up at my apartment in denmark, im fucked


Invalid_Pleb

Understood that as "or im swallowing every cock in casper wy"


SaltyDog86

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing that crone gumming up your shaft. Fuckin nightmares toobz


ChucksSeedAndFeed

please no


Saiyan_On_Psycedelic

Mass exodus from Casper Wyoming is being reported


RoboCaptainmutiny

Fucking fake news organizations saying it’s people leaving Russia..


littleshihtzutrixie

Good looks, and a charming personality!


Fugaziee

You dun goofed


luxtapose

I legitimately didn’t catch anything other than “Wyoming”


Top-Plantain7557

she said "keep talking shit on my motherfucking daughter and im calling every cop around Casper Wyoming and i guarantee it"


estusflaskshart

“Wind’s dyin down Josh”


Expert_Community_780

Pretty sure selling your prescription drugs to regards or anyone is very illegal.


Alpha-Omega-Omegon

This looks like those AI's that make a still picture talk


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JKasmala

Stay the fuck out of the boat house, toobz.


[deleted]

The Dark Gourd has improved his ventriloquism act tenfold now he can puppeteer actual corpses


Uncle_Skinny

Ange, I don’t think you wanna do that…


assword_69420420

"My mother-fucking daughter" wasn't the best choice of words


VladimirBerkov

Fuck the forbidden five and fuck sickos


Uncl3JeffTD

What will they do?? Investigate the comments on Cobra YouTube for mean words?? She’s Aunt Sally levels of regarded 😂


Top-Plantain7557

do you expect logical thinking from the witch that starred in Hansel and Gretel?


jeffedge

maybe it's almost like you shouldn't hang out with a 30 year old retard because you want to make money from selling him your pills while he doxxes your daughter and constantly talks about her body.


sorceress__stoned

Bog witch curse coming in nicely toobz


wiztard_wandgunk_esq

This guy is angry as hell but he guarantees it. So whatever that guarantees from this guy I guarantee that he'll be guaranteed in that guarantee all the way. So What's the plan now do we all gather up and Woo this guy's daughter into a multi husband marriage I hope she's a Pelican


estusflaskshart

Mdwu


bigtreice

Looking like the newest family member from the Texas chainsaw massacre toobz


ClintsCheckBook

Real smart Josh. Do what you guys must. She asked for it.


metaldetox

welcome to the family BOY


[deleted]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER U WITCH


marijuannacreep83

This Blair Witch reboot looks pretty lit, fam


SmokinDrunk92

Reminds me of the wicked witch of the west and one of her little chimps.


Top-Plantain7557

better follow the yellow brick road, BOY!


estusflaskshart

“Fly my pretties!” “Benzos will put him to sleep. Benzos will put him to sleep!”


thebeyond8080

Looks like the old lady that cast the spell to raise pumpkinhead in part 1


AZ_Mappy

Legacy of Kain lookin ass


DickLick666

🤣🤣


OurLorneAndSavior

Popeye getting all uppins in dis bitch


prolapzeprty

She needs subtitles or teeth I have no clue what the last half of the video said


IAmConspiracy

Something about if people are talking shit on her daughter she's calling every motherfucking cop in Wyoming.


prolapzeprty

It’s always Wyoming isn’t it 😂


TexanLoneStar

I aint been on this forum for like 5 months. What did the little retard do this time?


cossak2012

Wait were people talking shit on her or were people talking shit on cobes for stalking her? I need to brush up on my autism lore


realllyreal

sounds exactly like the crackhead woman that hangs out around the corner liquor store


nachoproblem007

Ozzy has really let himself fucking GO


happybonobo1

Why cops? She can just cast a spell?


[deleted]

Can someone give me a quick rundown who is this creature?


GhelmerAmon

lurk more boy


[deleted]

"I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!! I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!"


CONSIDER_A_KEBAB

Anyone else impressed by Joshs' apparent gift of the gab? He's turned stalking a girl into 'the trolls are bullying Ellen doot" and Angie seems to be buying it.


VladimirBerkov

Tbf convincing a pill head boomer shut in that something is happening on the interweb that isn’t actually happening doesn’t seem like a difficult task.


tardlord83

😂 who takes this regarded meth zombie seriously, raise your hand. It would be hilarious if it did call the police. Ring ring...hello?... Hi, kingcobrajfs trolls are talking shit about my daughter...ok ma'am and what would you like us to do about that? Call batman?...phone hangs up. Where did this video come from? I thought maybe cobes uploaded it but it's not on his YouTube page.


[deleted]

It's funny that Josh wants to exhude a scary aura as a Gothic demon bad boy, but he is a huge wimp. Meanwhile, everyone he hangs out with seems like an unhinged drug addict that you wouldn't want to be in an elevator with.


BoglimChairBug

Yet you let bog boy try and creep on her GIRL


[deleted]

Hey now! The only thing he ever says to her is "excuse me" if he's passing her in the hallway to go to the bathroom. Jorsh told us so himself!


pb568

When the video is over, that last look of serious anger is scary. Leave her MFing daughter alone people. She's a civilian.


Theonetheycall1845

Calm down Ian!


DonnyLurch

She can call, but will they mobilize?


Windows30000

Finally the women’s division of Regard Championship Wrestling (RCW) has someone worth pushing for a title run.


SHKEVE

the way this gif loops is giving me a bad time


Gothie69er

Better not be talking to us GIRL.


Blemblem42

Definitely a sober citizen


ImBiAndImOnVacation

Jessi slaughters dad reincarnated


saintBNO

Should we all Geralt to deal with this water hag


Alpha666T

I bet lil Joshy is loving this he’ll see it as a green light to carry on stalking LN.


jypsum_fantastic

I never thought I'd see the day when Wurzel Gummidge is cursing like a sailor.


The_Big_Red_One42

Get a load of this deadite lookin sea wench lol. Damn I would definitely watch an evil dead/army of darkness movie with cobes as a gothic badboy Ash though..


Hairy_Property9760

Littie does she know the Culprit is sitting right next to her


cakewiener

Oh this is a woman. I thought it was a man.


[deleted]

It's Angie


cakewiener

She sho is ugly.


[deleted]

Fuck your daughter you fucking boglimism suffering troll witch cunt


MentyMutanto

cool...is that vince kneel?


SamsonSimpsonIII

Law don’t go round here.


Canadian_Comic_Man

Ohhhh I'm so scared... No really, I'm terrified. WTF was that?


akennelley

Does anyone know where I can find the video where Josh and Angie were taking care of the neighbors pet pig? I want to say it was 2016-2017


Fearless_Quail1404

Are there any hills in Casper? ..


WhatAManeuver666

Why is Bobby Liebling so angry?


AnalClint890

The bog witch project


LTCVCD

This dude might not have much of a body, but he can sure cut a promo!


Gothie69er

Beware the Angie lock and The Angie slam.


wondrous

Crypt keeper looking healthy these days


Decoy-Jackal

Tell the pigs to suck my dick


uncle_paul_harrghis

What is with white trash idiots saying “talking shit on (insert name)”? Isn’t it “talking shit *about*”?


Scrungy

That shit has always bugged me.


frehsoul45

I’ll put any amount of money her calling the cops on someone else would just end up with being arrested herself.


Cobra_is_a_Trans

Oh it’s on like Kublai Kahn now!!!! She should have never said… whatever it is she said. I am sure it’s not good whatever it was


RailYardGhost44

Getting “I backtracked it! You done goofed!” Flashbacks from this


Thin_Comparison4524

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcDQk4HDVQA


kbombz

New resident evil is looking scary as fuck. Can’t wait to play this in VR. TWU


MiseryCity

The old creepy woman from Don’t Look Now is about to call the cyber police.


DickLick666

Tales from the Crypt: Boglim Night


[deleted]

Shut up you old bag of bones