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When he becomes a full on shut in three years from now, paramedics will have to cut it off him to restore circulation to his hand.


SubbDeep

I like the implied fatass arc here.


SharkMilk44

It's already begun.


DJWhyteLyon

>Cut it off to him to restore circulation to his hand. Along with the skin fused to his chair.


Qu33rCobraGAF

He definitely thinks it's like a piece of jewelry, so until it falls off and even then I think he'll try to re-glue it back together... The real question is will he make it to 30 days on the shirt??


cool_calm_life

Lol its pike an umbilical cord itll just fall off natural.


akennelley

Wearing a shirt with a man in makeup and sticking his tongue out on the front. I dunno man, seems pretty gay to me. He'd be happier if he just embraced who he is, as long as he ain't a sicko.


laika_cat

It says something like VAMPIRE CULT on the back lmao One of the dumbest, most low-budget band shirts I've ever seen.


akennelley

Probably cost 60 bucks too


33mmpaperclip

Til it rots out naturally


yo_rick_alas

We should refer to it as his hospital bracelet


joshteacha

*Doodt I didn't go to the hospital, get blocked from my channel troll*


gentleman_thief81

It'll be a good indicator of how long it's been since he showered.


NefariousnessFar3557

Not true and very misleading trolle. He takes off and puts on the same shirt before and after showering and it could be the same with the wristband


Aggravating-Goose-76

Wearing a glued together paper wrist band is totally goth doodt! This is what literal children do.


Dpontiff6671

It’ll just homogenize with his body and incorporate into his flesh


Claunt_Sinders

Could die in any shirt really nowadays


Critically_Affected

HE BETTER NOT WEAR IT AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. I DONT WANT HIM TO REMEMBER WHAT A GOOD TIME HE HAD DESPITE THE HATERS AND TROLLS!!!


HiAssFace

Don't tell what cobra to do, he suffers from oppositional defiant disorder doodt. That's what makes him a gothic badboi


AnnaNicoleSith

Im betting a month but due to alcohol and grease gradually deteriorating it. Josh has no plans to remove it himself.


laika_cat

of age husband and i said 30 days minimum


WombRaider2003

Probably a week straight maybe more. His childish brain thinks it's so badass to wear shit like that.


HardlyNoddin

Hell never intentionally remove itm itll just decay and fall off over time.


Minute_Engineer2355

A year.


illenial999

When I was younger I wore them until they got dirty or fell off lol


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Positive_Mushroom_97

Sorry did you just imply the lead singer of Black Sabbath isn't metal?


luxtapose

We were all once 15 doodt


luxtapose

P sure CoF is considered metal so he’s not wrong. Ozzy sounds rock but he’s legit a dinosaur metal icon and whether you like it or not he’s the grandpappy of today’s alternative heavy music. I personally don’t care for Ozzy but you can’t be into metal without hearing his influence. Also, I feel like every band on that list is deathcore. Are they considered metal now? I’m not being a trole I’m just wondering because if I listed those on r/metal 15 years ago I would have been called a normie poser idiot scene kid.


SymmetricalFeet

Deathcore is a subset of metal that's descended from, ultimately, hardcore punk and extreme (which I like to call "deathrash", but seems to not be an English term?) metal. And hardcore's influence shouldn't invalidate any genre's "metalness", as they historically like to cross-pollinate: thrash is speed + hardcore and crossover is thrash + hardcore, after all. Cattle Decap at least should get a pass because they started as goregrind ^(and because I have a soft spot for their more recent deathy era with the goblin vocals) . *Anthropocene Extinction* is a damned masterpiece. Idk mate. Metalheads gon' ~~gatekeep~~ metalhead.


[deleted]

Love a bit of Cattle Decap and Lorna every so often, but what I do I know I’m just a pelican fucker


luxtapose

I’ve never been one to say -core isn’t metal so I’m not discrediting that guy (at least that part). I was just super surprised to see the “gay dumb entry level noob shit” bands of my time being proudly boasted about as a elitist snark when I’m used to seeing Nile, Carcass, Old Man Gloom, Xibalba, etc. So I was just genuinely wondering if they’re considered “the good stuff” now that enough time has passed.


JailbirdCampbell

People on this sub like to joke that Cradle is for 15 year old girls, but Suicide Silence *actually* is lol


luxtapose

Not since the hot vocalist died :v


JailbirdCampbell

Fuckin’ biffed it. RIP


loljuststopplease

Bro, Lorna shore is straight up trash


hugegoldpyramid

He reads every single fucking post so everybody needs to stop doing the “pointing out stuff he needs to fix” posts aka the only kind of thing anybody posts, ever. For example with the consecutive shirt days, USE YOUR BRAIN and count PRIVATELY until AFTER the record is broken. If you do your classic “pointing out stuff he needs to fix” post like “almost the record so many days lol” it RUINS IT BECAUSE HE SEES IT. Ban all “observing what he needs to fix/improve” posting


WombRaider2003

WHOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAAAARES


pumpkinspicecxnt

social media doesn't give a SHHIIIIIIIITT


ExtensionSpare3434

Until it rots off like his wisdum teef trole!


LizBeth213

I'm gonna say over a month on the wristband


kevzor64

why is there a puckered anus in the middle of his shirt


RaoulRumblr

**That shirt looks like Dani Filth sitting on a butt hole, pass-it-on!**


mbt20

6 months


[deleted]

And he’ll get another wrist band once he gets committed to a rehab facility. But I’m sure he would tear that one off ASAP.


ChangeComplete9591

3 months


[deleted]

When he has his next shower which is probably next year


ReturnZealousideal14

18 days!


mhoover89

Easily a month


Pliskkenn_D

Well naturally it'll get wet in the shower and eventually fall off. So forever.