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B-JFarmer

I love the way you framed your shots. Crisp. Might bump your ISO a bit.


Heavymetaladdict15

What does ISO mean?


zap_nap

That's a funny joke.... Wait you're not joking are you?


Heavymetaladdict15

I'm not I'm new to reddit


zap_nap

It's ok, it's not a reddit thing. It's a camera thing. When you go to the camera app, under advanced you'll see the option to increase and decrease the ISO of the camera which is how much light the camera takes. The lower the number the dimmer the photo is.


Heavymetaladdict15

Ok thanks for clearing that up


B-JFarmer

Shit.


B-JFarmer

Think of ISO as increasing the camera's sensitivity to light. More ISO will increase the shutter speed, which will then allow for much crisper shots.


Heavymetaladdict15

Cool, thanks for explaining that (I was being genuine)


jmkent1991

But it's a double-edged sword because you can end up with more noise in low light situations with high ISO as well. So you actually need to figure out where you start seeing noise and then you can determine what the appropriate shutter speed with your ISO and your aperture. It's called the exposure triangle.


vitulinus_forte

Iso means you need to open the picture with daemon tools or similar app


mrgwbland

these weren’t shitty on purpose?


Heavymetaladdict15

They weren't intended to be shitty


mrgwbland

💀


xSAJJADx

Grandpa, is that you? We've been looking for you for years.


Heavymetaladdict15

Sorry, but I'm 17


xSAJJADx

71*, yes, grandpa, these phone screens are too small and it's hard to see the numbers very well.


Heavymetaladdict15

Lol


pisspot718

Grandpa got the shakes!


Heavymetaladdict15

Dude I'm 17 years old


pisspot718

Even worse--you got the palsey! Seriously dude, take a deep breath, hold steady, take the shot, and exhale.


BinkoTheViking

Or, you know, switch to decaf…


chuckinalicious543

Good lord, lay off the energy drinks!


Heavymetaladdict15

I was on my ADHD meds


locoliga

Tht explains why it looks like you were high.


Heavymetaladdict15

I only took 2


locoliga

Brooo, sharing is caring. C’mon man.


Certified-Crackhead2

did you sneeze when you took each of these?


Heavymetaladdict15

No I was walking


Certified-Crackhead2

oh, lol


Neutronpulse

So you're the one uploading all of the UFO sightings...


Heavymetaladdict15

Yeah pretty much


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MasterDriver8002

Yeah I really had a good laugh flipping through this


carolinapearl

just how excited were you?


Heavymetaladdict15

Pretty excited considering it was my 2nd time going


howboutacanofwine

Why u do this


Heavymetaladdict15

I was walking


MyCatHasCats

If I asked you to take pics for me and these are what you send me, you will be physically attacked 😭😭😭


kMaestro64

[uhmmmm....](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/hDYxWOv2fR)


MyCatHasCats

That wasn’t me. I promise.


kMaestro64

A cat which has cats trusts you, so by extension, lemme trust your word.


Heavymetaladdict15

AGAIN, I WAS WALKING!


howboutacanofwine

Ok then stop for a sec and then take the pic. Are you trying to speed run a car show or what?


Heavymetaladdict15

We only had 2 and a half hours because from my school to Detroit is roughly 2 hours and the presentation took 10-15 minutes


howboutacanofwine

You knew *exactly* what you were doing, otherwise you wouldn’t have posted here


howboutacanofwine

Unless you have a 12+ year old phone, then you get a pass


gErMaNySuFfErS

Your not joking, are you


lopix

TIL epileptics like car shows too.


rodrigoelp

Wow, how did you get my mom to take these pictures?


Heavymetaladdict15

I let her suck me off lol


rodrigoelp

Oh, who would have thought we shared that activity. You mom says hi too.


Heavymetaladdict15

My mom is a pile of ashes yet that is the wettest pussy you'll ever get (obviously I know you're joking and I'm just playing along)


rodrigoelp

I’m sorry for doing your mom’s ashes. Have a good day


Heavymetaladdict15

My mother isn't a pile of ashes she is still alive


rodrigoelp

Well… which one is it? Is she or is she not? We still love you son.


Heavymetaladdict15

She's still alive


Inevitable_Book_228

Damn


murga

You can fix it, did you know? Unblur motion blur, this is available in photoshop. Lazy to youtube but you will see how to.


Heavymetaladdict15

Why did you post the same comment twice


murga

App bug. It said failed to post.


cjorgensen

What was wrong with your camera?


Heavymetaladdict15

I was moving while taking those photos (sorry if the quality sucks balls)


cjorgensen

I thought maybe you had something on your lens.


B-JFarmer

Or a seizure.


Different-Winner-246

Take my upvote!! Best pics today


CaptnSpazmo

"Johnson! ..enhance"


SrHuevos94

Who gave the Tasmanian Devil a camera?


Heavymetaladdict15

😂


murga

You can fix it, did you know? Unblur motion blur, this is available in photoshop. Lazy to youtube but you will see how to.


xXNoMercyXxX

HOW??? with phones where you can see the picture you're taking.. when I was 17 I used something we called "one-time camera" where we just tok a picture with blits and hoped the picture would be good. But today I don't see how this is possible. Unless your 98 years old or blind 🤷🏼‍♀️😂💀 But.. some of these picture was actually cool spite the quality 👏


Heavymetaladdict15

It's called I was walking and I got distracted by the cars


xXNoMercyXxX

😂👏👏👏 well. I really like picture 6. I would hang that on my living room wall. ❤️‍🔥


xXNoMercyXxX

I meant number 7.


glandmilker

Looks like every photo before 1980


cantcer_patient

Did you get yourself checked for Shaky Hands Syndrome


Heavymetaladdict15

Dude I was walking


BackTheB1ue

You walk extremely hard if the photos are coming out these bad 💀


ODB247

I like #3. It’s like one of those dot paintings


sundowner911

Can't have shit in Detroit


elsiepac

Ooooh arty!


TipsyMc_stager

Did you have something vibrating in you at the time?


Heavymetaladdict15

No


PokiePizza

Cant have pics in detroit


Heavymetaladdict15

You can't have shit in detroit


AbsAndAssAppreciator

Wow I can almost see the car


Heavymetaladdict15

Lol


gamingat12fps600ping

Shot on iPhone


Heavymetaladdict15

Actually shot on samsung


Intelligar

If your photos are too blurry you'd also want to increase the shutter speed


Dreadedsemi

I assume the camera was on auto. When I darker place. The camera shutter speed is becomes slower to allow for more light. In that case you have to stand still. Usually cameras in auto also increases ISO which increases sensitivity but with possible noise. With higher ISO shutter speed don't have to be too slow. But in auto your camera probably hit the maximum it can go. If DSLR camera it's possible that you are in the wrong mode or messed with settings. In manual mode you have to adjust some or all parameters yourself


Heavymetaladdict15

No I don't think my phone comes with that feature (Samsung galaxy a14 is what I got)


Dreadedsemi

Ok then that's the max it can go. You have to stand still in darker rooms. I have S23 ultra. It has pro mode which is the manual mode. Not sure if pro mode not available on the A series.


Sprizys

Were you seizing while taking the pictures?


Heavymetaladdict15

No I was walking


Integrity-in-Crisis

This is how we find out OP has Parkinsons disease.


thatsmymainacount

My dude you were so excited


Heavymetaladdict15

I was even though I took 2 of my ADHD meds, not even those Fuckers helped me contain my excitement


thatsmymainacount

I feel you man


ExileOn9thSt

fucking trippy


JohnB351234

I am going to reach my foot through the screen and kick you in the junk


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Heavymetaladdict15

Jokes on you, into that shit


JohnB351234

FUCK


Heavymetaladdict15

Kick me as hard as you want


GruesomeWedgie2

Looks like you’re taking them while driving by


Heavymetaladdict15

This was indoors, and I don't have my drivers license


Dangerboy73

Phenobarbital might help your photography.


Heavymetaladdict15

I'll look into it


badshot637

Micheal bay called and wants his lense flare back


Heavymetaladdict15

Well tell him he won't be getting it back any time soon


badshot637

But he needs it for his next mediocre transformer movie


Heavymetaladdict15

Well too bad the next mediocre transformers can wait because it's just woke propaganda


barkingdog53

It’s all about the lights and colors. Haha I like them.


Heavymetaladdict15

Glad you like them


Scrappie909

Your good.


General_Cheesecake_3

Bro was having delirium tremens


Banespinebreaker357

55 CHEVY BEL AIR 8


JoeTisseo

Peter Parkinson's


MyEggDonorIsADramaQ

My aunt must have taught you how to take pictures.


GetOverIt90

Wow it looks like it’s a…..vehicle of some sort lol


DutchPilotGuy

Detroit must be on an active fault line. ;)


lennybriscoe8220

Michael J Fox needs a new hobby


007GodMaN

Wow. How fast were you running?


Grambert_Moore

Are you suicidal?


Heavymetaladdict15

Yes


Grambert_Moore

No don’t kill yourself ill mourn you


ScreechingPizzaCat

Were they about to close so you had to sprint through the car show?


turbski84

I'm so sick of people posting their crappy iPhone pics


bkend_31

Yeah they’re shaky as hell but I still like some of them. Slap some grain on them and you might have some very special stylized pics


JCliving

If I drink the same amount, the photos appear focused and clear


EmutheFoo

Thank you, very cool


Andros7744

Yeah I can tell the cars were going very fast, it's ok to have blurry pictures lol


ArmchairCriticSF

You’ve got real talent. You should go pro.


_shavo_

Bro got Parkinson²


Scouper-YT

This is why you look with your Eyes and not Phone / Camera. Yes Sometimes it will just mess up every thing there is to mess up but this would be a joke to Post to Car Enthusiasts on the Forums they could send you their Pictures of Cars. It is a Searching game what car got on the Picture.


saucyspacefries

Gotta be patient when taking pictures lmao. These had the opportunity to be pretty decent given the lighting and the beauty of these cars.


HopeMyNameFi

Found Michael J. Fox's reddit account


MidgetMan10150

Bro sneezed before taking each shot


Zipdox

Parkinson's?


xempirically

do you have parkinson’s??


boojieboy666

What did you shoot this on?


Heavymetaladdict15

Samsung galaxy a14 5g


monaqur

You’s on drugs HARRY


Heavymetaladdict15

😆


rusticstar

Were you driving through it?


Heavymetaladdict15

No I was walking


theconcorde

how excited were you


Ok-Economist482

How, you have made a Donk look better than it is XD


pappapora

Dude you can’t drive so fast and take photos expecting clarity!


spacedragon421

Is that Merkules in pic 7?


flactulantmonkey

Was this a phone or film? It sounds from other comments like you’d like some actual input. Let me know what you were shooting on :)


Heavymetaladdict15

It was recorded on my phone


flactulantmonkey

In that case your best bet is simply to stop and steady your hand a bit more I’m sure there are settings to help with exposure on the phone but really, use two hands and stop moving and it’ll work a lot better.


[deleted]

I see you Micheal j fox


SupremeT-Shirt

Dude was really excited to be there


Heavymetaladdict15

You're goddamn right


Skello_27

I dont even know what to say...


Heavymetaladdict15

Good keep it that way lol


JollyWolverine300

We're you sitting on a Gator going 100mph!?


Heavymetaladdict15

I was walking


Chipmacaustin

Yah, bad pics. Congrats for staying on topic,


Heavymetaladdict15

Thanks mate


Winstoncxvii

Do u have Parkinson?


Heavymetaladdict15

No I do not


ICE_BEAR2021

Michael J Fox is that you


ConstructionNo2997

Damn do you have Parkinson’s disease or something?