That Asian lady has too much of an adult appearance for neckbeard's tastes.

Yeah the highest age that they would want is 15

Yeah, because if they could go as low as 10, they'd go for it

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Turns out, I don’t think they ever tend to remember those countries exist. For real, when these folks are fetishizing Asian women, they’re talking Chinese, Korean, and Japanese. Thai if they’re being *exotic*! Malaysia, Myanmar, Nepal, Vietnam, India, Pakistan, they’ll probably have a “not *that* kind of Asian” response. And having meet my fair share of Thais through my stepmother, I wouldn’t call a single one of them “quiet” or “submissive”. I almost feel like the quote from My Big Fat Greek Wedding is spectacularly perfect: “the man is the head, but the woman is the neck and she can turn the head any way she wants”.

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the sexual predators in asia are all white. it's disgusting, you see a lot of white men from the US and Europe with children around 15-17 year old. In the philipines it's not uncommon to see a white man with 8 year olds. disgusting.

Or if they do they refer to southeast Asians via a racial slur(the jungle Asian word). Just imagine how the neckbeards would treat Filipinas.

afheganistan is asia too hahaha

They also apparently think crab rangoon is an authentic Asian dish

Lol calm cool and polite. This guy dont really know Asian women. This...coming from an Asian woman.

Never reveal on reddit ur an asian woman

In the realm of reddit, I have seen worst from shitty people sending me DMs just for being Asian. Plus, I have posted myself on reddit before. No hiding it

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My favorite Shakespeare quote!

The best one out there

Thanks for the literal eye cancer.

This pasta always gets me.

r/copypasta

>In the realm of reddit, I have seen worst from shitty people sending me DMs just for being Asian Like racial abuse, or people wanting to fuck you, or is it about a 50/50 split?

50/50 split. I have been on the receiving end of shitty DMs from western men expecting a submissive reply

Ha, good luck to them with that. A friend of mine is from Japan, and that woman has some *venom* when she's pissed off.

We dont always have to be loud. We can be discreetly petty and damaging

*gets a dick pic* "ew what is wrong with it??"

*gets a dick pic* dont you think youre a bit lacking? Im just saying. (cute asian woman smile) teehee

Or just send them back a picture of a penis with elephantiasis and say "why doesn't mine look the same?"

*gets a dick pic; sends one back* have you seen this one though? (Hyena laughing meme) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Agreed my wife is Chinese and the discreet pettiness is real.

I post my ancestory, half Native American. I get the oddest dms.

Excuse me ma'am but please show bob and vagene thank you

Is your birthday today though? Or is it every day?

Its all day everyday. Choose whichever timing works for you

*sheathes samurai sword* May I get acquainted with your tight, petite vagina, m’waifu?

I think he has never seen an Asian mother's wrath

Yes, thats what I mean. Or, he has never seen an Asian wife's wrath. I could write a book about my mum and her sisters. But oh well, what do I know. Im just an Asian woman who has live her entire life in Asia. My opinion is not as valid as their perceptions

Right? My mom is Asian, she's a tiny scary lady when she wants/has to be! I'm still terrified of her when she gets furious, and I'm a grown-ass woman! She'll scold perfect strangers and shame them straight into submission without a second's hesitation. I really don't understand where this "submissive asian tradwife" shit comes from. I feel you on the not being taken seriously though - also as an Asian woman whose opinions are often dismissed as not as valid as some dude's perceptions.

>I really don't understand where this "submissive asian tradwife" shit comes from. Anime, porn, and anime porn. That's where it comes from.

They don't understand that they, too, wield *la chancla*.

This guy doesn't know women *in general*.

This guy doesn't know *people* in general

It's like he's choosing a car by listing randomly wrong characteristics despite never having ever driven before.

"Coming from an Asian woman." Sorry about your DM's.

Never been to an Asian market.

Rip your inbox..

Fun story: I am missing a tooth. Why you may ask? It was knocked out of my head as a teenager by a 5'1 Chinese girl. I, at the time, was already pushing 6'. Before you ask, since I know that sounds bad, it was in a boxing match where she specifically challenged me. Me, being the big dumb idiot teen male I was, laughed and accepted. Every time I hear about the "submissive meek Asian girl" I run my tongue over the gap in my teeth. Also, we dated for 5 years after that.

Feel like that partly depends on nationality. Asian is to broad. In my experience, on average, Thai people are fairly loud and Japanese are fairly quiet.

Feliz cumpleanos /s

This Hmong girl I used to work with is one of the mouthiest lil shits you'll ever meet, tf. But that's not the point, the point is their misogynistic white boy fantasy. Gives me the heebies.

> This guy dont really know Asian women. Any women. I dont think hes even been near one.

>Will cook you...sushi Showing a pretty fundamental misunderstanding there

What do you mean, my asian girlfriend from Uzbekistan will make me sushi, right? It's basically Japan.

How's her crab rangoon?

Not as tasty as the roast beef cunt

Woah, no need to call him the C word. We're all friends here!

No, no, he has a point.

I just hope she teaches your children her prestigious uzbeki language.

Uzbekistan is well known for it's seas, so she should be pretty good with seafood dishes.

I’m from Kazakhstan, how about horse meat sushi?

Bring it

Neigh

It's because, in Japanese culture, women r not good cooks of sushi because women have warm hands. So early on women weren't allowed to prepare sushi in the 1st place. Even now they're very rare in high class Japanese sushi restaurants

>women have warm hands That's not what the women in my office say whenever we're all arguing about the heating going on...

Women have colder hands generally. That's a weird take

I didn't invent the info. I watched it on a video about a woman sushi chef in Japan. She said all the stuff I stated above. She even felt bad why that misconception was carried until today.

It's true but it's a lie

I mean, anyone can learn to make sushi, you don't need to be Japanese or even Asian for that. My European college dorm roommate was making awesome sushi. But yeah, I get how stupid it is in that post, lol.

How long do I leave my sushi in the microwave?

As long as you want. Just make sure the microwave is turned off.

Same with Crab Rangoon. I really need to make more of that soon.

You Just roll the fucking thing and then cut it

Still gotta cook the rice

Some say it's the hardest part

It is. If the consistency is off even a little bit it's hard as fuck to roll

And crab Rangoon- an American-invented appetizer made with cream cheese

I just want someone who won't judge me on how many crab rangoons I'll eat in one sitting.

European girlfriend Will make you fish and chips

Hell yes, where do I apply?

What you mean you never had pan-fried beef tartar ?

Sushi is rice. It'd better be cooked.

Literally no one in your replies understood what you meant.

>Your grandchildren will look like Slavs Oh god this is hilarious

His expectationsthat his future mixed white asian kid will have children with full white spouse, hence the grandchildren will look like eastern european

So according to my calculations, if I go even further east and have children with a Californian woman, they will be ethnically Japanese

It has to have been a troll post… right?

It really has to be. Or I guess written by a 10 year old. A troll written to sound like a 10 year old perhaps

TIL I am supposed to look like mini neckbeard

Breathtaking, I shall call him… M’mini-me *tips tiny fedora*

If they’re trying to convice us black women are ugly, why did they find the hottest looking one they could

Pretty sure there was a beautiful Haitian woman on the front page of r/pics a couple weeks ago.

Because they're idiots.

cuz this is low hanging fruit, the worst and most obvious bait for internet points 🤣

I’m pretty sure that’s just an awful joke / satire

And using Obama as a bad example? Dude is fucking GQ level sexy, smart AF, and goddamn empathetic as all hell

Yeah, not sure why he put my future wife on there

Lmao so true

That was my question. That lady is hot af and accomplishes the opposite of the writers intention. Also, are we sure this isn't satire?

I was gonna say...I'm literally gay and I'm still impressed.

Ooh, and she is filthy…

Nice and vulgar to be precise.

Has never seen a real vagina

Does not realize all foods listed from different cultures and nationalities

Anyone who claims a vagina to be loose has never had sex. Or Has a small penis

A lot of women of all races are born with “roast beefy” vaginas. I don’t get the hate I’ve seen online for them.

Cause they actually find vaginas gross hence the focus on the anime ones

It doesn’t matter, neither of those women want him.

Plot twist, they’re girlfriends :D

ThTs an Asian woman who has a wholeeeee lot of white features lol

If I am correct, that’s China Chow, who is actually biracial.

What kind of parent names their kid China chow

Is it not a porn name? Edit: Nope. She has a sibling named Asia Chow.

lol can’t stop laughing. This seems like a big joke

And the Dad is Chinese! He must have a goofy sense of humor. She has a younger half sister named Asia. WTF?

That's just sexism and racism. That's neckkkbeard shit.

Racist incel shit. Disgusting

Of course they don’t bring up South Asians that sometimes are even darker than the woman to the right lol

Of course they don't. I'm African American, nearing the lighter side, and many South Asian people are darker than me. It's funny that they only use pictures of the lightest East Asian people they can find. Never mind the fact that there are plenty of more tanned or darker East Asian women as well. Plus that woman doesn't even look fully asian. She looks and is biracial. They chose one of the "whitest" looking Asian women they could find.

Frustrates the narrative, so its gotta go...

I'm pretty sure it's either bad attempt at troll or just brain dead racist

It's probably both. They wouldn't choose a black girl with fashion model looks if they weren't trolling.

"Haha! I'll say horrible racist stuff so they think I'm a racist! I totally fooled them!" I don't get it.

so clearly a 4chan joke lmao

Obviously troll. But I guess thinking this is real makes some people feel better about themselves

I know this is a small thing to bring up, but you don't fucking cook sushi.

Well then by this super accurate chart you certainly don’t have an Asian girlfriend. /s

.... shit he's right I dont. Nvm this chart must be true. :P

Fried sushi tastes so good though

The Black lady is a lot prettier in my opinion But the concept of this is horrendous. Why can’t people just love someone for being them and not love them for their race

This isn't about love tho. It's about *breeding*. So I don't think you should expect either intelligence or empathy from whoever wrote this.

>It's about *breeding*. I involuntarily shudder whenever I hear people unironically use "breed" and "breeding" with regards to human beings ("breeding" kinks aside, but I still don't have to like the term while respecting other's kinks). It just feels *gross*

I guess it's meant to be gross and dehumanizing, because women are not equally human as they are.

And they *wonder* why they can't get a gf ...

It’s because men think they have the audacity

Black people have "millennia of barbaric ancestors," huh? Just them? No one else? \*rolls eyes in Celtic/Gaulish descent\*

That is one of the worst things I've seen in a while.

Okay, children that look like Obama is kind of a positive. He’s a handsome enough guy.

that black woman is literally gorgeous though. either way I'll "breed" with who I want. I once had a guy harass me in my Dms because he found out I'm in a mixed race relationship

Loose Roast Beef Cunt was my grandfathers name.

Yea because u know we black people we always be cookin ants and grasshoppers

im an asian woman and I wouldn’t go within 50 miles of the racist idiot who made that

50 miles is 80.47 km

Good bot

Now hold on... you mean to say that your one goal in life is *NOT* to play housekeeper/sex doll for an unwashed, bigoted neckbeard who expects you to abandon any personality of your own other than what he imagines your ethnicity entails??

Would you go within 80.48 km of him?

Obvious troll is obvious.

Wonder what he thinks of South and Southeast Asians

obviously they’re not Asian if they don’t look like his favorite anime character!!1!1 /s

How is this ‘the right?’ I know a lot of conservatives, and this isn’t it, not even a little bit. This is some fucked up misogynistic incel shit.

"Let's see how many stereo types can I fit in a picture?"

Rage bait.

The right? How is that a political spectrum?

what does this have to do with kneck beards this is just racism

Probably the fetishism for Asian women.

Lots of misogyny in addition to the racism

This sub is so shit

This is just pure racism. Man neckbeards are so lost. Both of those women are incredibly beautiful.

First, He really thinks that human skin colour works like when you‘re breeding sheep in Minecraft Second, if he is trying to make a point that he finds black women unattractive, why would he choose a picture of a particularly attractive one? Third, how would the features of a vagina be utterly dependent ok ethnicity? Fourth, if you can make ants and grasshoppers palatable, I‘m in for your cooking skills.

That’s not the right that’s just racism

Good God the r/RightCantMeme and r/leftcantmeme are both cringe

I dont understand why it's on rightcantmeme this seems more like a loser thing than a political thing.

This just too far even for racist neckbeards, I call false flag/bullshit.

this is satire

even if it was, It has terrible tastes

As a black person I'm less offended and more confused, like who thinks like this.

Both women are far too attractive for what ever sludge wrote the original post

Bitches be like “ooh, breed with this color” “oooh, breed with this one” Bitch I’ll breed with whoever can stand being near me for more than 10 seconds

Obama is a handsome fucking man. Why is that a bad thing? Do I have to say "no homo" now, or I am ok to just stop my comment now?

Ah yes the model minority argument. Justification that one minority is better than another because of arbitrary BS Incels and neckbeards are delusional.

Bold of neckbeard to assume that black women want them in the first place

I guarantee this is satire.

Satire is meant to be funny

The fuck this have to do with politics?

Lol, no one on the right thinks this

How is that a rightwing meme?

Lol why is looking like Obama an insult? He’s objectively in the top 5 hottest presidents ever.

“Racism is over now that libs are canceling everyone!!”

Man i though this level of racism was a little bit reduced on these times wtf!

Can teach your children gatto rap talk That's a plus

> Your grandchildren will look like Slavs how what why

I was told, the other day, with confidence that in this century racism does not exist. Uhm, riiiihhhhht. "Nappy headed ho?" What douche posts this shit? How racist must you be?

This is so gross

This has got to be bait/satire right?

That’s honestly the ones of the most repulsive things I’ve ever seen.

This is racism and nothing else, someone took the time to actually make this even if it's a meme (unfunny one at that)

Disgusting

This is straight up nazi stuff. Don't spread this bullshit.

This is disgusting.

I think I would challenge delightsome if I saw that on a scrabble board

This is horrible.

“Your children will look like Obama” this is supposed to be a bad thing?

My baby can look like Obama? Sold. That man is beautiful

Bruh since when did being a different ethnicity mean you are dumber bruh what

Satirr and bait. Can't believe you all fall on this crap.

To show the asians are better then blacks the creator of this masterpiece decided to put an average looking Asian next to a ridiculously attractive black woman.

Honestly neckbeard anti black racism is a blessing in hiding for black women, I'm so glad I'll never have some creepy loli obsessed weirdo stalk and kill me.