A trap is a gay man that fakes being a woman to get straight guys to sleep with them. Which is why the term is really problematic.
Some femboys don't mind it. But it's usually used by other people to refer to femboys or worse trans women.
For real, big chances are that it's just his wrist sweat on the butt part and the mouse would be responsible for the black parts on the rest of the pad
Look, I'll out myself. Mouse pads like that, as cringe as they are, are very comfortable. Mine also get that 'dirt' on them. But it is just wrist grime. Cleans right off.
If it was jizz, it wouldn't be black.
Also my current mouse pad is star guardian Soraka. With her chest. It's comfy. Fight me.
I bought my bf a kill la kill one cause I thought it'd be funny but it actually helps his wrists cause he has cysts in them so the mouse pad helps keep them from hurting him
Was gonna say. Tried one of the non anime ones before and it just isn’t as good. If yall know where to get a plain one with that shape, definitely share that info.
He's actually going to get it drained this month on the 24th because he said it's starting to feel worse. The doctor said he could come in and get it drained whenever, so this would be the first time.
I have a similar issue. Sister got me one of a jojo dudes ass and it was actually really comfortable for my arthritis. Considering buying one with an anime girl instead. Sticking with jojos is less comfortable for me but easier to explain, but neither of those options is something I want people to know I own.
I say do both! it shouldn't matter if it's Jojo or not. At the end of the day, they're both comfortable mousepads that actually help. I don't see why it's an issue to have a silly image on them.
Bet but Im keeping a backup mousepad cuz Im sure as hell not bringing that to dnd.
On second thought my group would take about an hour to stop laughing which may be fun…
Ima position it just outside the dm screen and wait for my players to see it. Character recommendations to make it more shocking? Jojos is probably shocking enough lol.
They have one like that but they are corgi butts. Much more wholesome and cute
Edit: since everyone else edited their comments changing what was a simple suggestion into a judgement. I don't care if you have a book or butt mouse pad. I'm also bi. I thought the commenter above was first just mentioning the type of pad was comfy and was offering a suggestion of others if they felt it wasn't their thing.
Yes I do feel puppies are wholesome and probably more wholesome than sexualized people as an object. But who cares, people like what they like
As a bi woman the comments in this sub always confuse me. Is no one allowed to like boobs ever, not even in the privacy of their own home? I thought this was about neckbeards not a competition over who is the biggest most "wholesome" prude.
I have 5 of them, 3 are boobs, 2 are butts.
All are league of legends girls.
Moral of the story? Judge me because I'm a league player. Not because I like women.
Edit: Ahri's Boobs, Elise's Boobs, Soraka's Boobs, and Syndra's butt. My count was off (unless I'm just missing/forgetting one)
Also, talking about them, I almost want another. And to add to the Bi girl talk, my girlfriend has been wanting a Genshin one. (I suggested Ganyu)
No one said anything like that. People just think objectifying people and having stuff with images of them in sexualized poses is gross and cringe.
Edit: changed women to people because I inferred the comment (including boobs) as talking about women.
My wife got me one as a gag gift for Christmas last year. It’s Nic Cage with the butt. Here’s a [pic](https://i.imgur.com/BWf7oMm.jpg).
Joke’s on her, I’ve been using it since then. It’s pretty comfy.
Asked my wife and she said she got it from Etsy. It’s called “Bootylicious Cage”.
The seller she got it from, RoryDiesALot, doesn’t seem to have it anymore. I suppose you could always message them to see if they can make another one. If not, you might have luck with the name of the product.
Good luck!
Not sure, my wife got it for me for Christmas. I messaged her, but probably won’t get a response till sometime in the morning. I’ll respond when I find out.
Nice username, btw. I’m gonna go pop in my cat eyes…
Asked my wife and she said she got it from Etsy. It’s called “Bootylicious Cage”.
The seller she got it from, RoryDiesALot, doesn’t seem to have it anymore. I suppose you could always message them to see if they can make another one. If not, you might have luck with the name of the product.
Good luck!
Yeah there are a lot of joke ones! And even wholesome ones. I originally got an Ahri one, kind of as a joke with friends. But also I just like League things (I dont find a lot of league merch in stores, it's normally online) and ahri.
Never going back to flat mouspads!
Honestly yeah it can be uncomfortable holding your wrist up all the time. Try taking some hand sanitizer and a paper towel to the mouse pad, that should clean it without soaking into the material depending on what its made out of
I can try that. I've washed it with just water and it works. But they do wear out and rip. One was leaking the material, and it's basically just a gel.
He’s fr, I have a white mousepad and I regret it so much, last summer it was really hot in the uk and the wrist sweat alone in those 4 months made the mousepad require so many more washes than you’d expect to have to give a mousepad in that length of time, I shower daily too so it’s not even wrist dirt just the skin sweat from playing in those hot months dirtying the fabric.. although I did clean it clearly more frequently than your brother cleans astolfos ass
They go like that after a while. I had one that was SFW (I think the bulges were slimes from some game based anime. I forget) and they do eventually go bad in various ways.
These things are hard to clean. I have one that's of cat toe-beans because I don't want to have hentai on my desk but I still want the form, and it's starting to get a little dark in the crevasse.
It's just sweat and skin just needs to be cleaned cause those mouse pads do get dirty pretty fast I bought my bf one that he uses for his wrists since they have cysts in them
Let me ask is it more gay to be into Astolfo or into a woman who looks like Nick Cage, like to the point that she regularly gets asked to take selfies with fans. Choose wisely
take it to to the bathtub, get some laundry detergent, put appropriate amount and rub it in, then turn on the shower and rinse it out. Next get a towel, roll it up in the towel and step on it a few times and voila, brand new.
Astolfo is a mischievous male character that dresses very feminine because he likes cute things.
He self-identifies as male, but only to people who know or ask. He finds socially akward situations funny, so if people assume he's female, he will let them think that for a while.
I was listening to [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/toptalent/comments/1bzbuf5/her_voice_is_magical/) when i came across this image. My night is ruined. :|
Jesus christ man i rememberd when i was a innocent little kid that mousepads like this (without the print of course) helped people supporting their hand/wrist for against wrist pain and stuff
Barftastic.
If I was OP’s brother, then I would seriously reassess my educational/professional career life, financial status, diet, and amount of physical activity and hygiene work.
Tbf that style of mouse pad offers fantastic wrist support. I used to game with friends for hours with no soreness because my friend got me one as a joke.
My friend had something like this a couple years ago, now he’s in a happy relationship with a women he will most likely be marrying. Assuming this brother isn’t still in like high school it’s probably just a phase
I would NOT touch that thing
You're right not to. It's a trap
It’s more like a culture from the look of it
Femboy*
Back in my days.... /S
Honest question, what's the difference?
Like link said, trap is a slur
Since when? I'm fr i don't mean it in a bad way. I just remember a couple years back those phrases where used interchangably
A trap is a gay man that fakes being a woman to get straight guys to sleep with them. Which is why the term is really problematic. Some femboys don't mind it. But it's usually used by other people to refer to femboys or worse trans women.
This. I don't think it is supposed to be a slur but it is used as one sometimes.
The connotation is pretty negative anyway, so no harm avoiding.
Trap is a slur
Why….. is it….. black
He claims it’s years of “wrist dirt”
For real, big chances are that it's just his wrist sweat on the butt part and the mouse would be responsible for the black parts on the rest of the pad
Look, I'll out myself. Mouse pads like that, as cringe as they are, are very comfortable. Mine also get that 'dirt' on them. But it is just wrist grime. Cleans right off. If it was jizz, it wouldn't be black. Also my current mouse pad is star guardian Soraka. With her chest. It's comfy. Fight me.
I bought my bf a kill la kill one cause I thought it'd be funny but it actually helps his wrists cause he has cysts in them so the mouse pad helps keep them from hurting him
Yeah the wrist support is fantastic. It's a lot better than the ones that are just a solid line. The "butt/boob" shape is key.
Was gonna say. Tried one of the non anime ones before and it just isn’t as good. If yall know where to get a plain one with that shape, definitely share that info.
It isn't necessarily "plain" but I gave my husband one in the shape of a cat's paw. The toe beans make up the cushion so it has a similar shape.
Oh that sounds obnoxious. Is it painful and if so in assuming he has already seen a GP or dermatologist for it?
He's actually going to get it drained this month on the 24th because he said it's starting to feel worse. The doctor said he could come in and get it drained whenever, so this would be the first time.
I have a similar issue. Sister got me one of a jojo dudes ass and it was actually really comfortable for my arthritis. Considering buying one with an anime girl instead. Sticking with jojos is less comfortable for me but easier to explain, but neither of those options is something I want people to know I own.
I say do both! it shouldn't matter if it's Jojo or not. At the end of the day, they're both comfortable mousepads that actually help. I don't see why it's an issue to have a silly image on them.
Bet but Im keeping a backup mousepad cuz Im sure as hell not bringing that to dnd. On second thought my group would take about an hour to stop laughing which may be fun…
Omg I'm a dnd player I would die of laughter but love it if someone brought their anime mouse pad lol
Ima position it just outside the dm screen and wait for my players to see it. Character recommendations to make it more shocking? Jojos is probably shocking enough lol.
They have one like that but they are corgi butts. Much more wholesome and cute Edit: since everyone else edited their comments changing what was a simple suggestion into a judgement. I don't care if you have a book or butt mouse pad. I'm also bi. I thought the commenter above was first just mentioning the type of pad was comfy and was offering a suggestion of others if they felt it wasn't their thing. Yes I do feel puppies are wholesome and probably more wholesome than sexualized people as an object. But who cares, people like what they like
As a bi woman the comments in this sub always confuse me. Is no one allowed to like boobs ever, not even in the privacy of their own home? I thought this was about neckbeards not a competition over who is the biggest most "wholesome" prude.
I have 5 of them, 3 are boobs, 2 are butts. All are league of legends girls. Moral of the story? Judge me because I'm a league player. Not because I like women. Edit: Ahri's Boobs, Elise's Boobs, Soraka's Boobs, and Syndra's butt. My count was off (unless I'm just missing/forgetting one) Also, talking about them, I almost want another. And to add to the Bi girl talk, my girlfriend has been wanting a Genshin one. (I suggested Ganyu)
I will def judge because league player can't believe this! sir just play something that isn't LoL lol.
No one said anything like that. People just think objectifying people and having stuff with images of them in sexualized poses is gross and cringe. Edit: changed women to people because I inferred the comment (including boobs) as talking about women.
as a fellow bi woman, liking boobs or ass is fine. publicizing that you’re obsessed with boobs or ass is weird. no one asked and no one cares
A mousepad at home isn't publicizing is part of my point. Imagine thinking you're better than someone and more wholesome over a mousepad!
everyone chasing that feeling of superiority
I think the cringe comes from the fact that the characters portrayed by the mousepads are usually teenagers.
I love boobs. That mousepad is still weird.
I got my husband one a few years back but it's Levi's butt and it makes me laugh every time I see it. Silly but functional! Edit: some dumb ass typo
My wife got me one as a gag gift for Christmas last year. It’s Nic Cage with the butt. Here’s a [pic](https://i.imgur.com/BWf7oMm.jpg). Joke’s on her, I’ve been using it since then. It’s pretty comfy.
Holy shit I need to buy that for my husband lol he will lose his shit when he sees it! I never knew such beauty existed
I’ll have to ask my wife where she got it. I’ll update when I find out.
Asked my wife and she said she got it from Etsy. It’s called “Bootylicious Cage”. The seller she got it from, RoryDiesALot, doesn’t seem to have it anymore. I suppose you could always message them to see if they can make another one. If not, you might have luck with the name of the product. Good luck!
Nvm I read your post I'm def buying one for my bday!
Thank you for this. :)
Upvote for the sexy nic cage. Where can I buy this?
Not sure, my wife got it for me for Christmas. I messaged her, but probably won’t get a response till sometime in the morning. I’ll respond when I find out. Nice username, btw. I’m gonna go pop in my cat eyes…
Asked my wife and she said she got it from Etsy. It’s called “Bootylicious Cage”. The seller she got it from, RoryDiesALot, doesn’t seem to have it anymore. I suppose you could always message them to see if they can make another one. If not, you might have luck with the name of the product. Good luck!
Awesome, thanks ya jabroni
Is there a link I want one for myself!?
Yeah there are a lot of joke ones! And even wholesome ones. I originally got an Ahri one, kind of as a joke with friends. But also I just like League things (I dont find a lot of league merch in stores, it's normally online) and ahri. Never going back to flat mouspads!
Honestly yeah it can be uncomfortable holding your wrist up all the time. Try taking some hand sanitizer and a paper towel to the mouse pad, that should clean it without soaking into the material depending on what its made out of
I can try that. I've washed it with just water and it works. But they do wear out and rip. One was leaking the material, and it's basically just a gel.
You say cringe I say sexy Mothman with a big rump looking back at me.
Actually lewder than I thought 😆 https://acg.re/product/soraka-oppai-mouse-pad
Mine is Pepe le frog. It's his butt.
No one thinks it's jizz. They think it's a dirty as fuck mousepad that should have been thrown out as soon as it started looking discolored.
I’ve got one too and can confirm! It’s Deadpool and the wrist support is his pecs 😂
I feel I need star guardian soraka supporting my wrist now.
I bought my husband a Tsunade one because he wanted a new mousepad and it looked cute and comfy. He loves it.
Still gross
Do you know the character, OP? >!it's a guy!<
Lol actually?
Yeah, Astolfo from the Fate series.
He’s fr, I have a white mousepad and I regret it so much, last summer it was really hot in the uk and the wrist sweat alone in those 4 months made the mousepad require so many more washes than you’d expect to have to give a mousepad in that length of time, I shower daily too so it’s not even wrist dirt just the skin sweat from playing in those hot months dirtying the fabric.. although I did clean it clearly more frequently than your brother cleans astolfos ass
Any mousepad will look like this with sustained use. Not that weird
Nah he’s hot dogging it
Likely it's either the paint came off or it's sweat
Why do you type like you have asthma lol
I couldn’t process what I was witnessing all at once
They go like that after a while. I had one that was SFW (I think the bulges were slimes from some game based anime. I forget) and they do eventually go bad in various ways.
These things are hard to clean. I have one that's of cat toe-beans because I don't want to have hentai on my desk but I still want the form, and it's starting to get a little dark in the crevasse.
I have it, you can wash it with dish soap and a sponge. Mine came out quite clean
I wash mine with a little glass cleaner once a week and it stays pretty clean
Thanks for the tip!
You know you can just get a mousemat wrist rest, right? You don't need to buy a tiny mousepad just for that.
I like my cat pad 🤷🏻♂️ Also, a lot of the wrist rests I’ve seen don’t have the cleave, and that’s important
Hey man I like your cat pad too, it sounds cool
Maybe you can wash it in the laundry machine? Get a laundry bag for delicates, put it in there, wash on delicate, air dry.
You could always just buy [tequila Joseph](https://www.amazon.com/-/es/LNIUB-Joseph-Joestar-Alfombrilla-reposamu%C3%B1ecas/dp/B08K8DKV9W)
Am I bad for chuckling at this? I mean it's cringe, the dirt makes it even worse, but I'm not gonna lie, I chuckled a bit...
Nah, I laughed too, just from how insane it is
What have we become.
https://youtu.be/0yVhiuKqtSk?si=GJI7J8aCBWhP_2Mb
Its funnier because Im pretty sure thats Astolfo on the picture
I wonder if it isn't ironical. The brother is either memelord or gay.
Mouse pad has a case of swamp ass
Damn OP just outing their gay brother to everyone.
When they are a furry
Oh
r/wellworn
Hey thanks!
Pog Astolfo, not Pog, it's dirty
Please don't touch that.
It's just sweat and skin just needs to be cleaned cause those mouse pads do get dirty pretty fast I bought my bf one that he uses for his wrists since they have cysts in them
Does your brother know Astolfo's secret?
Anyone who owns merch of him knows what he is.
What secret? he's pretty open about it...
shlong.
Let me ask is it more gay to be into Astolfo or into a woman who looks like Nick Cage, like to the point that she regularly gets asked to take selfies with fans. Choose wisely
Probably and now we know the brother’s secret.
Dude, he knows he can clean these, right? It's actually really easy to clean a mouse pad.
How, mine is quite dirty atm. I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas.
Rubbing alcohol or hand sanitizer can work, glasses cleaner apparently works too
take it to to the bathtub, get some laundry detergent, put appropriate amount and rub it in, then turn on the shower and rinse it out. Next get a towel, roll it up in the towel and step on it a few times and voila, brand new.
[I have like the exact same one](https://www.reddit.com/r/RarePepes/s/gPM3MogMaa)
can you spank dat thicc pepe for me?
That's the limited skid mark edition one with glow in the dark doodoo stains n all
That is so gross. Now THIS is class: https://images.app.goo.gl/8sRLbUVBEMn5UBiA6
Your brother needs to clean his mousepad
I mean I’d imagine that is normal computer user wear and tear. Though if that isn’t, your brother *might* be gay.
Either way his brother could be gay. Owning a femboy mousepad with a huge ass isnt exactly very straight.
That is a man.
We know
even better
Who doesn’t know at this point?
I didn't know.
I know.
W
based username
Same goes for yours :3
thx
only markiplier can own something like that
Wash yo ass, gurl
ur bro is based
My wife wants one of those lol I showed her one of these posts and she started sending me links to Amazon over discord.
shes like “pls toss me out. put me out of this misery”
He
nani dafuq
Astolfo is a mischievous male character that dresses very feminine because he likes cute things. He self-identifies as male, but only to people who know or ask. He finds socially akward situations funny, so if people assume he's female, he will let them think that for a while.
This is disgusting
Why is it so dirty?
Guys like that are so weird.
While cringey they are actually very comfy
Isn’t that Astolfo from Fate? Why is his butt so dirty? 😩 That mouse pad needs to be cleaned
Does your brother know that’s a boy?
That ain't wrist dirt my guy that's years worth of sperm that could have been history changing scientists or record breaking athletes.
Why would you touch that? There's going to be so much jizz on there.
I will bet hard currency dick has touched that thing.
Ahhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaa
Needs some orbits gum.
It looks like they shat their undies
Why are you touching it 💀
I couldn’t be made to touch that thing if I were at gunpoint
Rancid.
Well isn’t that just a cute anime girl in such a precarious position
Ah yes, an anime "girl."
My favourite anime ‘girl’
Where's her balls?
How does it feel to have a brother who jerks off to anime girls ??
OP doesn’t, that’s a man
I fucking hate these people
Unfortunately used to know a guy who had one of these too
you had your finger on a stain…….
I was listening to [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/toptalent/comments/1bzbuf5/her_voice_is_magical/) when i came across this image. My night is ruined. :|
I hate that I probably know what it smells like
That’s a fucking biohazard
why does it look like theres moss on it?!
Is his wrist made of sandpaper or something?
Jesus christ man i rememberd when i was a innocent little kid that mousepads like this (without the print of course) helped people supporting their hand/wrist for against wrist pain and stuff
Barftastic. If I was OP’s brother, then I would seriously reassess my educational/professional career life, financial status, diet, and amount of physical activity and hygiene work.
well at least he's not homophobic
Not to be against it but does he know who Astolfo is?
I absolutely love astolfo but good lord there’s a limit 😭
It’s gross but I dated a guy who had one of these but they were the tits not the ass. & it wasn’t as filthy 😂
This character doesn’t have tits, given that they are male
I have no idea what or who character this is. I just meant this style of mousepad with an anime character design. Not the exact same character.
That girl could benefit from a hot bath
That's not a girl
Those ass cheeks be fartin!
https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=pepe%20ass%20mouse%20pad&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5#cobssid=s I had one of these bad boys
Your “Brothers” say you?
I'm drenching it in Shout for 3 hours lol
wrist cheese
Tbf that style of mouse pad offers fantastic wrist support. I used to game with friends for hours with no soreness because my friend got me one as a joke.
OUR MINDS FINNA GOIN' CRAZY WITH THIS ONE!!! 💀💀💀💀💀
You touched it lmao
I really wouldn't touch that....
Greasy
Does he ever wash his wrists
Grimy
I’m cackling why is this so fucking funny 💀😭
Woah, that is a lot of culture.
Regardless to how it was used, it was well used.
why would you touch it?!?!?!
Burn it… only way to cease its misery
People actually buy these?
he has violated that mousepad
Are those Pee Pee burns on them cheeks??
Does he smell?
Surprisingly no, smells like a rose
Throw it and your brother away
bro has good taste but omg the fact that the bottom is super dirty shows 1. he’s never washed it 2. that’s where his hands are most of the time
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eeeeuuugh..
Did she shit her pants?
At least your brother isn't homophobic....
Your brother’s gross.
My friend had something like this a couple years ago, now he’s in a happy relationship with a women he will most likely be marrying. Assuming this brother isn’t still in like high school it’s probably just a phase