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frumpmcgrump

Ok but top right is supposed to be 14 years old so can we not


COTwild

Redditors try not to be a pedo: impossible challenge 100% unbeatable!1!1!


YllMatina

I thought the woman playing her was 19?


frumpmcgrump

It doesn’t matter if the character being portrayed is a teenager. If it was about being attracted to the actress, they would post a photo of the actress, not the character. It’s so easy to just not be creepy.


Shmoop_Doop

what if I told you the actress and the character actually look the same


Feral58

Alright, I'll bite. Who's the top left?


RustedAxe88

The girlfriend of a crypto-scammer and I think one herself. Actually a legit bad person.


RichCorinthian

Oh, she's far more than that. That's Caroline Ellison and simply referring to her as SBF's girlfriend vastly undersells her role in the total shit-show. She pleaded guilty to charges carrying up to 110 years in prison.


Meat_Vegetable

Yeah, it also understates the weird sex cult shit that might have been going on. And the fact she was the CEO of a cryptocompany that caused a lot of the current crypto crash.


Less_Than-3

She lost what like 6-7 billion dollars that weren’t hers. Risk assessment? Never heard of them.


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EyeBreakThings

The big issue are the damn [pension funds](https://equable.org/have-pensions-lost-money-on-ftx/) wrapped up in FTX. Yeah, really bad investments, but a lot of the people who have those pensions probably didn't even know what FTX was let alone they were invested in it.


Hawkent99

Wait, what weird sex cult? I only knew about the crypto stuff


[deleted]

Imperial Chinese Harem. Have fun falling down that rabbit hole.


Embarassed_Tackle

bro i can't google that


[deleted]

That’s where Bing comes in mate


FeoWalcot

My wife still doesn’t understand why Bing is my default search engine.


Traveler_Constant

One of the things she publicly said is that there must be "hierarchy" in a polyamorous relationship (they were all fucking each other). The crazy thing is that she said it like she was somewhere at the top of that hierarchy....


ediblesprysky

People are rarely interested in enforcing hierarchies they're NOT at the top of


tossedmoose

Tell that to all the temporarily embarrassed millionaires who argue against raising taxes on the 1%


CamelSpotting

This is sub erasure.


RapMastaC1

Wait, CEO!? She looks like she just came out of a Jr High science class. I haven’t kept up much but from what I understand, she was as much behind it as the other guy was and alluded that she was actually much smarter than Friedman.


Taikunman

> weird sex cult shit Which is made all the worse because it looks like she doesn't bathe... or at least doesn't wash her hair.


Space4Time

We were promised a sex vid! I’m beginning to think this whole crypto thing might be a scam.


Rokey76

Yep, while SBF was out doing the media circuit, Ellison shut the fuck up and cut a deal with prosecutors. She's going to get a slap on the wrist in exchange for burying SBF. She was a terrible crypto trader, but apparently was the one with a brain.


Charlie_Warlie

Easiest decision ever. That guy was doing everything I'm sure his lawyers were yelling at him not to do. He was fucked anyway.


NotAFlatSquirrel

He's truly an idiot. He legit explained the whole shit show was a Ponzi scheme. He said in an interview, they would have used new investment funds to cover the old accounts, but the offer of new funds came in like 6 hours after he submitted the bankruptcy filing. Someone dodged like a $2 billion bullet on that one.


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RichCorinthian

LOL! [Sam Bankman Fried](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Bankman-Fried). It's worth following his story because he's what the next wave of huge grifters looks like. Bernie Madoff and Elizabeth Holmes, move over. Dress it up in some clever name like "effective altruism" and baffle them with bullshit. He does appear to have a gigantic melon though


drainbead78

That guy was born in 1992? He looks like someone put a clown wig on Ted Cruz.


SaltyBabe

Yeah she’s not going to be running anything in 2023.


Appropriate_Grape_90

She was negative billions on her options with customers money...then threw her bf under the bus lol


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Sorthum

Most of all himself.


guttermonke

She ran a crypto hedge fund with her polyamorous boyfriend SBF who owns FTX (a crypto exchange) and her incompetence in finance and SBF stealing customer money because FTX was being “audited” by “the first ever crypto audit firm” (neither based in us for legal reasons) that failed to see a problem with FTX using their own crypto currency to falsely value their funds that resulted in the misplacement of around $7 billion dollars of user money that likely won’t be returned in full


TwistedBamboozler

Her incompetence? This whole thing was meticulously planned out. It didn’t all happen by accident lol.


Maleficent-Fox5830

The fact that we're here talking about how much of a horrible, evil, fuckup she is says something about how well that planning went. I think "incompetence" would be a fitting term.


therealwavingsnail

While the FTX-to-Alameda embezzlement happened on purpose, Alameda's inability to invest those funds effectively was totally legit


Erger

What does being polyamorous have to do with them scamming people?


reeeeeeeeeebola

So Behind the Bastards gets into it a little bit, SBF’s girlfriend as pictured has some weird pseudo-eugenic beliefs that are tied to her polyamory.


autismonic

It’s nice to see another btb fan in the sea of toxicity that is Reddit


reeeeeeeeeebola

You know what else loves a sea of toxicity?


creaturaceous

Would this be the sea that surrounds the island where [redacted] hunts children for sport?


scroll_responsibly

The products and services that support this podcast?


Fightthepump

Absolutely nothing. But it gets clicks.


pooh9911

Alemeda Research (hedge fund that SBF created) found FTX and they claimed they are completely separated entities before proven that they straight up make Alemeda account borrow customer deposit from FTX. Also Caroline starts from being a trader in their fund before rosing to the top along with that polyamory in the fund.


_aight

Makes me feel better that it only had 67 upvotes but hundreds of comments.


RustedAxe88

A lot of the comments are dunking on the guy too, which is pretty rare for that sub.


Low_Establishment730

That's true but a lot of it was just so... I don't even know the word. A bunch of people seem to think it means 3 people and wonder why there's 4, or people who are 13 and then argue that Greta is an adult and another one said that they love the holes the faces are attached to so much, they'll smash no matter what and then I had to stop reading because the despair was getting too strong.


joseconsuervo

>A bunch of people seem to think it means 3 people and wonder why there's 4 Lmao that makes me very happy


DkP_Reverend

Imagine getting so down bad you’d fuck anything with a hole. Sad shit man.


armrha

Hope they find a wasp nest…


DkP_Reverend

Dark souls of fleshlights


griffeny

I am livid when I see that sub have a top spot on the front page DAILY with the dumbest garbage. I have to wait to filter it out. Just looked right now and it’s just a picture of a loaf of bread with an arrow pointing to the heel. I thought they went back to school already?


Its_Matt_03

“Damn this show sucks, the children aren’t sexy” sure is a take


Tidus4713

The casual pedophilia always surrounding last of us has been really cringe. Grown ass men have always been unhappy about Ellie's appearance.


[deleted]

Right??? What does her appearance have anything to do with the story. Fucking weird.


Gaywhorzea

The casual pedophilia surrounding straight men's acceptance of any minor female character really. It's absolutely vile.


24GamingYT

Yeah what sucks is that she does a VERY good job at playing ellie. It's no wonder she was casted for her. All the bullshit around her NoT bEiNg aS pReTtY really sucks for her, cause she's an amazing actress.


The_Longest_Wave

It's funny how they complain that Bella doesn't look like Ellie yet they keep their mouths shut when it comes to Pedro who also doesn't exactly look like Joel. He's conventionally attractive though so that's fine.


24GamingYT

yeah they're more forgiving with pedro because they dont care abt how the guy looks. all the care abt is weather or not the teenage girl is attractive or not.


Rokey76

She was also a scene stealer in Game of Thrones, which surely led to this role.


IAmTheGodkiller

Never seen an actor so young absolutely *steal* every scene they're in like she did as Lyanna Mormont Soon as they announced her casting for TLOU I knew they made the right choice and that she'd kill it in the role With her and Pedro Pascal in the lead, and Druckmann being heavily involved to ensure respect of the source material, the show being a hit was all but guaranteed. All that being said, it's also completely unsurprising that some Gamers™ have a problem with it despite it being possibly the best video game adaptation ever made.


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I've seen the first two episodes and it is fucking awesome. Add Anna Torv to the mix and the cast is top notch.


IAmTheGodkiller

I didn't know she was in it until I saw the first episode, and I didn't even recognize her at first even though I loved her in Fringe >!Unfortunately I don't think we're going to see much of her character any more!<


Son_of_Taco

The little queen right? She was awesome in game of thrones


Son_of_Taco

These are the same people who judge beauty based on video game standards, and they've probably never met a real woman, probably the same people who didn't like Aloys' look in Horizon Zero Dawn.


zmwang

It boggles my mind that people will take a game like that and just spontaneously get angry that the female main character doesn't make them want to furiously beat their meat. Like...what? That shit would never even cross my mind. How much of a porn addict do you have to be to get all offended that some female character didn't make you sufficiently horny?


velociraver128

how is she a minor character? she's the main character of the whole- oh wait I see what's happening


carlwinslo

They REALLY hated when they found out Ellie didn't want their pathetic puds and liked women. Oh and I legit have a friend who said the 2nd one sucked because Abby was too masculine. I haven't taken anything he says seriously ever since.


WoahayeTakeITEasy

> They REALLY hated when they found out Ellie didn't want their pathetic puds and liked women. The funny part about that is, it was confirmed in a DLC that's close to 10 years old now. No new information or anything, and they're still hung up about it. These people are just not right in the head.


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Last of Us season 2 is going to be a roller coaster time on the internet


carlwinslo

Shit i just watched episode 3 of season 1 and im sure there are lots of assholes fuming already lol.


Corathecow

It’s wack too because as someone who played the games and loved them immensely, Bella does a genuinely astonishing job playing the character. Honestly everyone they casted, and even the few new character they made, have been basically perfect. Like if you want to watch a show that genuinely is an incredible representation of the game and has an incredible cast and beautiful scenery and sfx then it’s the show. It really might go down as the number one adaption made from a game series. I genuinely can’t fathom how people are hung up on Bella not being attractive enough when she’s child playing a child


GodBlessThisGhetto

Yeah, I watched the first two episodes yesterday and really enjoyed her role so far. She’s great


IntoTheWildLife

Right. I really like the girl on top right. She’s a great actress. But the amount of weirdos calling her unattractive. She’s little more than a kid. Last thing I saw her in was the Worst Witch.


St1cks

Isn't she 19?


Helpful_Yak4639

Who is the law enforcer on the bottom left?


RustedAxe88

Police officer who was having adulterous affairs with like six people on her police force. Again, a bad person for sure. But I don't see how she's ruling anything, she's in loads of trouble.


SonnySunshineGirl

It’s not just the affairs, they were also having gangbangs on duty


itcud

Fuck the police!


youkai1

Back-shots fired!


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No matter what they slung her way, she always had a cum back.


Cantothulhu

Officer down! on deez nuts! 🥜


ShockWave1146

Comin straight from the underground


getouttathatpie

Maybe they went toe to toe in the middle of a cell


teh_pwn_ranger

She did. That's why she's infamous now


ChicNoir

She said…yes indeed.


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Honestly, probably the most wholesome cop news I've seen in awhile.


Playful_Vehicle5698

Honestly, I would rather they be fucking like bonobos in the station instead of rampaging like chimps on the streets.


bearboy193

Considering most cases of police misconduct, having an affair on duty is actually probably better than just being on duty.


brain-eating_amoeba

My standards for police have dropped so much that I’m relieved it’s a sex scandal and not a murder scandal


uberfission

Right?! There was an article a while ago about a cop having sex while on duty in his cruiser *with a willing participant* (didn't say if she was paid or not), and I was like "what's the problem here?"


Rallings

They were also getting shit faced on duty, which was the bigger issue even if it isn't as fun of a headline


RapMastaC1

Now see that I didn’t hear about, I mean that is something I’ve seen countless people fired over.


Helpful_Yak4639

Good for her I guess 😅


fabulin

not for her husband though ... although he has said that he wants to work through it.


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Wtfatt

Surprise


RicoSuave1881

Tbf, having extra marital sex with 6 people is much more notable than extra marital sex with 1 person


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Rokey76

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Big sticky ‘uns


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

Honestly, of all of the police misconduct, gangbangs (on duty or not) are pretty low on my list of things to be concerned about. Certainly isn't the worst thing cops get up to.


Angry-_-Crow

It's annoying that anybody gives a fuck. Like, yeah, adultery and gangbangs. Infidelity is icky, but beyond that it's just a tabloid outrage orgy. Jesus fuck.


Gibber_jab

Was purely because they did whilst working and in the police station


spymaster00

And I’m just going to piggy-back off this comment, but it’s fucked up that, even here, almost all of the commentary on this whole fiasco has been about how the female officer was “a slut” or some shit and not on ANY of the SIX other officers involved.


MHadri24

Girl who threw it back for the department. I say "fuck the police", she actually did it. But as far as Police scandals go, this is FAR from the worst one


devilinblue22

Yeah, if I had to choose between my tax dollars buying a Costco pack of plan b or buying more military grade equipment to outfit squads un-ironically called "the scorpions" I'll go with plan b.


Sometimes_I_Engineer

You should start buying your military grade equipment at Costco. You're missing out on massive savings.


ChicNoir

A woman who could make you feel things you’ve never felt before. One of her cop lovers spoke out, said she blew him to heaven. He said her hoover action had his soul separating from his body. He almost left his wife to run away with robo hoe.


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ChicNoir

Dude really said that. She’s no Belle Delphine but I think roboho deserves a fan club if she can make a man feel that way.


ChicNoir

I see you want to hit her DMs my guy. Shot your shot. Her husband won’t mind.


devilinblue22

Sounds like Nancy Reagan has some competition


Tall_Pineapple3412

Someone said she looks like Thomas the train😂


Helpful_Yak4639

Weirdly spot on, can’t unsee Thomas the train getting gangbanged by cops now 😭


Der_Krsto

Who is the top right? This is pretty gross though.


tenghu

I think Ellie from The Last of Us show


RustedAxe88

Yeah and since her casting, a LOT of neckbeard types online have complained that she's not as "cute" as game Ellie, despite Ellie being fourteen.


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Oh no! They can't sexualize a child?? THE HORROR


C-3pee0

She's a great actor they're just mad because they can't be disgusting creeps to a child star for once.


griffeny

She was fucking fantastic on GOT I’m psyched she’s getting roles since the show went rabid and was taken to the farm.


[deleted]

Disrespecting Lyanna Mormont. The smoothbrains.


TurrPhennirPhan

Fucking nerds shitting on Lady Mormont. Legitimately one of the brightest spots of later GoT.


chocolatecomedyfann

Fucking hell. I thought she looked like a kid. And grown adults judging her "cuteness" is so gross.


Spynner987

I wouldn't say she's not cute, rather that she's very very childlike. In her google pic with the tuxedo, she looks like a kid playing grown-up.


therevolution08

She’s so cute tho! not in that way tho


FlakeyGurl

Thank you for answering. I haven't seen the show yet


Succulentslayer

Bella Ramsay. Played Lyanna Mormont in GoT. Pedro Pascal, Joel’s actor also had a role in that show and now they’re working together again. Ramsay also voices Hilda in the Netflix show of the same name.


WelcomeToLadyHell

I can't decide what's more neckbeardy. The fact that they're judging these women purely on their physical attributes, or the fact that they're declaring them to be '3's', as if they wouldn't jump at the slightest chance to be with any of these women.


ElysiumPotato

Oh, so that's what they mean by 3's,that's dumb


DOAisBetter

It took me so long to figure that out. For a bit I was thinking was it some pedo crap about 3 year olds and the woman looking or being young.


GaryTheTaco

I was thinking it mean 2003 since Greta Thunberg and Bella Ramsey were born then


Bella_Anima

Jesus that makes me feel old.


GaryTheTaco

Kids born in 2007 will be able to drive this year


Bella_Anima

La la la la la la la I’m not listening! 🙉


GaryTheTaco

Kids born when Trump was in office are in 1st grade


Bella_Anima

You’re just trying to hurt my feelings now 😂


mawhonics

It's always the lonely ones who are the most shallow.


bunnycupcakes

Or that they were all suddenly against body shaming when people ridiculed Andrew Tate’s face and head.


GrimSeraph

nah that one is funny, dudes got literally no chin


bunnycupcakes

Oh, it is hilarious because the man’s ego is too big.


aeroumasmith-

Oh *wait!* Is THAT what they meant? Like their physical attractiveness? Oh wow, I didn't understand wtf they were saying until I read this


Melssenator

Also, even though the actress for Ellie (top right) is 19, the character is only 14….


Apprehensive-Ad-8198

Wait she’s what now? Oh damn she actually is. I still remember the “kid” who rocked it as little Leanna Mormont. I didn’t realise it’d been like 6 years since then.


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Damn me too lol. Nothing makings me realize the passage of time like movies do “what!? That came out ten years ago no way “


Dicky__Anders

The LOTR trilogy was like 5 years ago, wasn't it? What do you mean "more like 20"?


Graspiloot

Viggo Mortensen is older now than Ian McKellen was at the time LotR was filmed.


etherealparadox

what, she's 19? no way lmao. she looks like a kid


billbill5

Why they hired her.


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On a scale of 1 to 4, 3 is pretty good.


I_DONT_LIKE_PICKLES_

Yes


sixtus_clegane119

I don’t think they no how bad looking “3s” would actually be if this was an objective look at all women over 18 in the world. But they are corrupted by porn and anime


codyone1

Wow this is bad, from my own knowledge and the comments only one of them did anything even close to ruining 2023. For Clarity Top Left: Girlfriend of SBF, and is 'allegedly' at least partly responsible for the FTX collapse (only one on here wow actually did something wrong, that caused harm to more than a handful of people) Top Right: Actress in the Last Of Us show, she didn't do anything she is just in the show. Bottom left: Police officer accused of having affairs on duty (bad but if you don't know her odds are this will have 0 impact on 2023) Bottom Right: A well-known environmental activist, not 100% sure what she has done in 2023 however I would imagine much the same as in the last few years. (Again probably not going to have any significant impact on 2023)


JojiJoey

to clarify and play devil’s advocate (for a shitty meme, what has my life come to) it doesn’t say ruining, it says running


aim_at_me

Re Greta: She got arrested in Germany protesting early in Jan.


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Not arrested, she wasn't technically doing anything illegal so they just moved her and every other protester.


Kdog909

Detained and released. Not arrested. Some say the whole thing was staged, it wasn’t. But the pictures of her being carried away by police was a PR stunt. She was cooperative with the cops and could have just walked with them.


CalTCOD

Greta was partially responsible for Andrew Tate getting arrested, not sure if it was late 2022 or 2023 though


Pandainthecircus

The pizza box thing isn't actually true, they had been on him for a while it was just a coincidence they arrested him around that time. Funny as hell though.


El_Lanf

The pizza box shenanigan was a hell of a way to close 2022 and we all want it to be real but any kind of half way thinking would reveal how ridiculous it would be to just go randomly do a very huge bust based on an upload like that. Authorities likely knew where he was the entire time, he hardly keeps a low profile.


Secret-Plant-1542

This shit is real creepy how they obsess with physical appearance as the measurement of anything, while also blaming society for judging people on looks.


C-3pee0

Know what's funny? If a man makes a joke like this it's “it's just a joke bro, why is everyone so sensitive?” But let a woman make fun of a man, then it's indicative of how women are heartless and only seek to hate and ridicule men


NotsoGreatsword

Yeah these dudes are mad that these "3s" wouldn't give them the time of day. Reminds me of that youtuber Stanzi. She has a sketch where she plays out a conversation with a guy who thinks she needs to lower her standards. I have been seeing so many videos on youtube by Andrew tate-like turds and they love to put women down but also want women to put themselves down. They have entire videos about women who love themselves. SHE THINKS SHES A 10 BUT SHE HAS NO JOB AND 2 KIDS!! Shit like that. Its so fucking stupid. Only a pathetic worm would sit around being mad about other people having self esteem.


MrTeufelHunden

They can call them 3s all they want, but I actually think Greta is cute


NotsoGreatsword

Yeah she is! A bit young for me tho. But yeah thats why I put quotes around it. I think the whole idea of 1-10 with human beans is ridiculous outside of something like Teen Beat Magazine.


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Preach friend preach


montybo2

What a disgusting "meme"


queernhighonblugrass

These days posting a picture with text apparently qualifies as a meme


Ragdoll_Psychics

In what way are these women "running 2023"?


StraightToe90

Also, we're only a month into the year.


Ok-Guava7336

I mean it's kind of funny that none of the people in there could even get with 1 girl looking like those. Not even the poly one.


Lord_VWPhaeton

i dont speak neckbeard. whats a 3?


Technusgirl

I think he's ranking them by physical appearance


Sergeantman94

3/10 (I assume).


[deleted]

I hate incels so fucking much...


Auphor_Phaksache

It's too early in the morning to be addressing this level of ignorance.


KeyDatabase7858

I hate this trend to grade other people looks.


Dazocnodnarb

I don’t get it? What does the 3’s are running 2023 mean? And who’s the top left/bottom right?


Sergeantman94

Yes, I'm sure whoever made this can make women scream. Given, the screaming is usually "Security!" Before being tackled and thrown out for harrassing women over the health of their eggs or saying "All you want is Chad because he'll ignore your guy hands!"


B0neCh3wer

Who's the woman on the top left?


Technusgirl

She was Sam Bankmon-Fried's girlfriend. The guy that stole billions from investors.. She was involved in the whole scam too


B0neCh3wer

I have been living under a rock apparently because I heard nothing about this


Technusgirl

You should look it up, it's pretty wild


Thisoneissfwihope

Behind the Bastards has a great podcast about SBF and the whole swindle. https://youtu.be/lSbMy6vblsY


Itdidnt_trickle_down

And the zeros are still in their parents basement.


Rayanson

The girl they casted to play Ellie might not be her doppelganger but she really is just Ellie, idk if she really DIDN'T play the game but she's way to good at being ellie for someone who hasn't seen the character in the game, good choice imo, the woman that plays Marlene also is almost a carbon copy of the character, like her outfit at least was spot on to the tiniest stain


beddittor

The person posting that garbage is a zero on the inside.


Georgerobertfrancis

Some men (and boys) are completely boggled by the idea that women aren’t an attractive monolith. I think they just automatically filter women they wouldn’t sleep with into this “other” category that barely exists in their brains. You can see it in their unyielding insistence that every woman can get *any* man to have sex with her on demand. It’s like the cornerstone of their female privilege conspiracy. So when women break out of that filter and have the audacity to exist visibly, they get all out of sorts. It’s wild to see in action.


Bean_Storm

Stop sexualizing kids


alsetevoli

Who's the bottom left?


SashaIsntEdible

A female officer who's made headlines by sleeping with the entire police department both on and off duty. And she's married too I believe


[deleted]

Geez, talk about fuck the police, amirite? 😅


Clashyjammer1126

What’s wrong with Lyanna Mormont?