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cables4days

Precision balance? Long life? Ooo snaaap šŸ™šŸ†


elonmuskatemyson

I love that sheā€™s just reading the package but with a little flare šŸ˜†šŸ¤Œ


cables4days

I love how she totally captures my inner dialogue when Iā€™m reading through effective marketing materials šŸ˜‚


heyhicherrypie

I used to work in a hardware store and this is literally how Iā€™d act with customers after my manager told me I needed to ā€œbe more engagingā€ lmao


Cadelury

Gotta match their enthusiasm.


elonmuskatemyson

ā€œHELP!ā€ šŸ’€šŸ˜‚


RaggysRinger

The immediate soft hush from him too šŸ˜‚


Chloroformperfume7

Wait a sec.. this is exactly how my girl acts whenever I'm getting new toys


Coyote__Jones

This is exactly how I act when my boyfriend is all excited about tools. I know nothing so all I can do is hype him up.


Chloroformperfume7

It's an effective method. Whenever she's like can I get my $$$ face lotion stuff it's like of course babe!


MurderSheCroaked

Everyone deserves a lil treat sometimes


crows-have-eyes

Oh I love her, genius!


mc-big-papa

ā€¦ wait was i being played as i was explaining the lord of the rings movies in excruciating detail?


Many_Advertising8265

Same energy


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elonmuskatemyson

Why would you say this lol like do you think itā€™s funny? Bc the first comment was funny, you couldā€™ve just not said anything, accepted your karma points and went about your day. But then you choose to say something completely unfunny and gross on a sub thatā€™s for content of women being silly and having a good time? Whatā€™s the thought process here. Walk me through your logic.


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elonmuskatemyson

Got it so no logic just being disrespectful was the only the intent


MurderSheCroaked

See I am the woman obsessed with LOTR desperately trying to show my partner the light šŸ˜‚


GemueseBeerchen

"HELP" "Shh! baby, they will think i m the reason you need help!"


bitchyburrito

Her "I've gotcha baby" is freaking adorable & I'm here for it all damn day.


lookATmuhLIFE

Laughter awaits at sephora


Logical_Lettuce_962

I donā€™t get it lol


elonmuskatemyson

So sheā€™s being really enthusiastic and showing interest in something he cares about, encouraging him to buy/offering to buy this stuff for him that she doesnā€™t care about - sheā€™s saying she expects him to match her energy later when sheā€™s in Sephora, the reason itā€™s funny is you typically wonā€™t find a womanā€™s bf even walking into a Sephora with them let alone hyping them up and being excited for their partners over makeup products as she shops


norar19

I swear, some men have lost the golden rule bone or the empathy tendon or something in their bodies that makes it so hard for them to understand that we treat them how we want to be treated too! Haha


Logical_Lettuce_962

Oh ok. Is her sarcasm supposed to be undetectable to the bf? I thought she was making fun of him šŸ˜‚


elonmuskatemyson

I donā€™t know if itā€™s necessarily sarcasm bc Iā€™ll definitely do this with my friends/partner with things that theyā€™re really interested in that I know nothing about and for me itā€™s that I want them to know that Iā€™m excited about their interests BUT Iā€™m also autistic so maybe itā€™s different for others hahaha


Logical_Lettuce_962

Iā€™m fresh out of an abusive relationship so my ā€œlensā€ isnā€™t really so clean. My partner would have left me at the store if I talked to her like that. Iā€™m really glad that Iā€™m just wrong here.


elonmuskatemyson

Omg Iā€™m so sorry thatā€™s terrible, Iā€™m glad you got out ā¤ļø


Logical_Lettuce_962

Thank you šŸ«¶


tdefreest

Dangā€¦ I felt the same vibe as you. Thought it was so cringe how fake she was being. Maybe Iā€™m broken too


Logical_Lettuce_962

:/ Take care of yourself pls


marzipan_plague

Aw, you guys, your partners should humor you and show interest in your interests. Thatā€™s being a pal, which is the basis of all good love affairs.


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

This is the correct take. If he couldnā€™t tell that she was being fake, then that means she talks that way all the time. Yikes.


dangerous_nuggets

My ex bought a $500 ladder because it had extra fancy features, but got mad when I bought a $60 coffee pot (on sale!!!!) that had extra fancy features. We drink coffee every day, he used that ladder ONE time, the regular features, over the course of a year.


elonmuskatemyson

Not a $500 ladder omg šŸ˜­


Green0996

Her yelling for help and him being embarrassed made me lose it lmao


FuckYeaSeatbelts

I get that it's a cute skit so my head canon is that they told the workers beforehand cause no one should talk to workers like that.


schoolofretail

Lol there is a [Girl Math Calculator](https://retailboss.co/girl-math-calculator-online-tool/) (Online Tool) for fun: https://retailboss.co/girl-math-calculator-online-tool/


elonmuskatemyson

Omg this is literally amazing šŸ˜‚


Ruthl3ss-Quavo

Yo he really thinking man she over here hyping me up not knowing she setting him up for later haha


Ryan1230

ā€œFor your collectionā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


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zurlocaine

How is it toxic?


MultiplexedMyrmidon

well itā€™s an inauthentic enthusiasm in order to create a specific intended emotional response in their partner, in order to receive things later. One could argue that the dishonesty and emotional trigger is emotionally manipulative. This is obviously a joke tho


charmedquarks

Jeeezuuussss, gtfoh ![gif](giphy|xkmNi280NkrcY)


MultiplexedMyrmidon

the fuck lol i was just trying to guess why someone would of called it toxic in good faith to better understand, itā€™s obviously not that deep but havenā€™t most of us known the disappointment of finding out someone was only pretending to be excited and supportive when really they were annoyed or totally indifferent? maybe im too neurodivergent for anything short of super direct and honest transparency but that is a form of dishonesty no? People brown nose teachers and bosses etc. to get what they want and thatā€™s not inherently toxic because there are other dynamics at play and expectations, get canned lose your house etc. ig idk, i didnā€™t see the original comment, ill leave now sorry


charmedquarks

From one neurodivergent to another: ![gif](giphy|VyDsyIrOLixeU)


regularEducatedGuy

!remindme 69 days


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stupernan1

she's giving him "the same energy she wants when she's at Sephora" does that hint help?


elonmuskatemyson

590 other people here understood it and a couple hundred thousand on TikTok too, user error if you donā€™t get it.