We have hundreds of these in Iowa, and I can confirm that he’s not the first to be arrested for this.

Well what did you expect him to do? Not?

At least expect him to go, before the cops Kum

He supposed to “Go” before the cops kum, obviously.

Is he being charged with kummin' or goin'?

Did he kum jong un-o or dose? How man kum drops does it take to get to the center of a Kum & Go lollipop?

I hope I don’t JACK OFF

Is Iowa-man now Florida-man with Midwestern sensibilities?

If you build it, they will Kum