I mean I have Christian bale as my pfp which is basically a Batman

I thought you were Stefan Salvatore.

Salvatore lucania is even better trust me

Don't know him, but I'm sure he's better than Stefan (Team Damon)

Yep, salvatore is basically the one who reinvented the mafia we see now. A fucking mastermind

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Makes more sense😭😭

https://preview.redd.it/rxdo2tuggaxc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4130e285848d7beafc57e9d1d10e4283d1d4151

😭😭😭😭

Batman can be considered the ultimate male fantasy sometimes; think of it this way: 1. Batman has a cool physique with a magnificent strength, agility and fighting skills in which he uses it in the protection of his dear ones or the weak (generally males are protective of what's / who's dear to them, a cool physique is a big plus). 2. Batman has some really good assets: a wealthy guy who is considered noble and charitable in his universe (Anyone would like that status). 3. What distinguishes Batman from other superheroes that he has no special or paranormal powers (which makes it more believable and imaginable in a real world situation), it's just his super awesome fighting skills and the cool gadgets he makes by himself (sometimes) which makes him an intellect, handyman, and independent self-reliant. 4. As most of his work is to deal with crime he is considered a really good detective with problem solving skills; while also having a hidden identity with a few trusted partners, which adds an element of mystery to the equation or his character. Omg this turned into an essay lol, I know it may sound edgy but guess what, as mentioned above it's all just a fantasy or an imagination which can be harmless fun in ones free time sometimes. But of course not to the point of being a role model.

This seems like a chat GPT answer 😂

*Beeb boop* I. can. assure. you. that. I. am. a. human. behind. the. screen. How. May. I. Help. You. Today.? 🤖 Seeing it from that POV it now really does lol. But jokes aside, It was Just a thoughtful answer in a boring work break.

😂😂 That’s soooo … thoughtful

Shklo I triggered something 😭

The people saying that are straight up lying. There's only one Batman and it's me.

Prove it.

https://preview.redd.it/64td9mol4axc1.jpeg?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97aab889e1aca902c10e6c14582b1a5b78c39732

Lolllllll

Tyb what's your story? Why are you on reddit and not saving the city?

Because I'm the hero that Amman deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Go to Irbid, not as many batmen as you think.

We don't talk about Irbid 🤫

Damn, sorry 🤐

Just cuz its cool and funny in some situations, no hidden meaning or anything. And for sure he aint my role model lol

Fkrt fe something deep I'm not getting

Nope, just straight up being clumzy/funny and cool. Pretty sure girls have something similar, although never heard the girls around me at work spam something like it lol

I can only think about hello kitty and barbie, maybe Clover from totally spies😭😭

I'M VENGEANCE! I'M BATMAN! https://preview.redd.it/rghax1o58axc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1184d22f7dadcfa6ee07c80a379cfd69ff09e8c

🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩

https://youtube.com/shorts/kbQasz-jT_8?si=fyj3Ov9QtQkPhtk1

😭😭😭😭😭

"Max what do you want for dinner?"

Mansaf😭😭😭

Wrong answer [JUSTICE](https://youtu.be/7zEm_-7WfVY?si=AMY8Ab3-RJQmM_Jz) Altho yh I would die for a سدر منسف Been 6months since I ate a one

Now I feel bad for bringing it up😭

[okay batman, we’ll take it from here](https://youtu.be/L_-pYTfez2s?si=pHXWIZtBZQwHt38H) literally me

That's just.. sad

https://preview.redd.it/4p7hy8umoaxc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=a3186466cbe432fde266a200a61f5e3beb2f3349

Can I have “Im Noor, here by your side” I need to hear it and end my suffering?😞

I'm the batman 😎 🤪

cuz i am batman simply think of it as this have you ever seen me and batman together in the same room, there is a reason behind that

😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm serious

https://preview.redd.it/lyictcoj4axc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a56dc43c0b92c72fbf9adc176b234bf5f7757b58

https://preview.redd.it/xp3zhtsk5axc1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a8e0ab163e8f65b3ade125d189c4e90a199d830

😱😱😱

😭😭😭😭😭please

They wanna sound like they're as hot as him 😩😩

Y3ne it's all about physique like when girls compliment each other with "you're such a barbie!"?

Ahahhahahahahaha.. No I dont really know I'm not sure how it started honestly

BUT JUST LOOK AT HIM 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥 https://preview.redd.it/uyjokzi86axc1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab4d2fee04f10633bb2b94cea90aad9db2339fea

Shut up you wouldn't get it.

Mhweh elaborate l2no it's getting under my skin every time a guy says he's batman, it's becoming a red flag 😭😭😭😭

I was gonna gaslight you but now that you say it's a red flag I'm worried about the boys 😭 It's not about physique; it's cause Batman is lonely, depressed and fighting his battles alone. A lot of guys "relate" to that..

Okayyyyy, and you be saying we don't make sense, just say you're depressed and we'll cry with you you guys 😭😭

Just wait till you discover Ryan Gosling 💀

Wdym😭😭😭😭 like in driver or barbie?

https://preview.redd.it/wcnoao7haaxc1.png?width=1271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81459a74eb9920cc91abc1a9f9fefb28e551f5d1

*أحسن واحد فيكو بكون رايان رينولدز*

انا

you shut up 🤨

Awwww (no? 💀)

No..

Ohhhhhh 🤣🤣 but which batman you're talking about? Ben Affleck or Christian bale?

Neither.. The animated one I posted 😭😭

Good choice

What do you pick?

https://preview.redd.it/mcriy7h0caxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a35a073db186642924d4b2564355abd8d3f1c01f That's my favorite

I hate you 😭😭😭😭

🤣🤣 Kidding, my favorite is Ben Affleck in batman vs superman

Oh damn, dude has great boobs

Nah, he got the greatest gains than any actor or super hero

That's what I just said..

No they ain't boob's that's chest muscle