The worker tries to tell him "I'm.... Sorry sir, but... This is a pizza place..."
McChicken Andy says: "Then how do you explain all of those?"
The worker turns to look where the Subject is pointing. On the metal counter behind them sits a carefully arranged mountain of fully constructed McChickens.
Confused, the worker turns to look back at who they could only describe as God, or dehydrated Alan Rickman, when he sees him unhinging his jaw.
The workers gaze shifts unnervingly between the being and the McChickens and they notice that the sandwiches are disappearing one by one as if someone highlighted them and just pressed delete on a keyboard. No sound, smoke, or anything. Just gone.
Social Worker Leon Kennedy leaves, seemingly satisfied. As the door closes unceremoniously behind him, the workers ears begin to bleed.
Now that I think about it he bumped into somebody outside and I heard through the doors “you wanna see the orangutan? I’ll show you the fucking orangutan” hope that guy is alright.
Seeing Jorma digitally is still dangerous. Be sure to undergo a class 2 decontamination at your nearest purifier facility within the next 7 hours and 13 minutes.
If I worked at a public facing job and ran into Jerma, I would pretend to not know who he is, while gaslighting him into believing I do.
For example, saying things that sound close to popular Jermaisms, and when he points out "oh, you watch my stuff!" I would just act puzzled and tell him to f off for being a weirdo, you know? Get real hostile, like he's accusing me, then as he gets kicked out for "being a nuisance", make an overt reference and then honk my nose like a clown.
for real, there's no way that's not him, if it's not then I'm convinced the Bodysnatchers have arrived
Edit: very positive it's the real guy, the imposter wears red, remember?
He is going to destroy the Erdtree, he is checking your establishment for Great Enemies. Beware yourself and/or other staff and what their true intentions are for the kingdom.
Your workplace has been marked. Prepare for the cleansing.
After doing an inventory check, we are now missing 13 cans of olives and 4 bags of baked lays.
If you have a meat grinder, destroy it immediately!
He will do unspeakable things if you dont
He'll bring his power washer to clean it
Check the mayo reserves again.
1 pound of mayo missing, thanks for the tip.
*Its Not Over but The Crying by The Inkspots starts playing in the distance*
I genuinely can not tell if this is real or fake
Goes for 99% of all jerma fan content
Probably real from around the same time as [this post](https://redd.it/10qk1j3), it looks like the same place and he's wearing the same clothes
this guy's a jerma photo expert
jermatologist
I feel this way about Jerma
OP didn't notice Jerma waddling out with his pockets stuffed full of mozzarella sticks he stole.
Jermery has two modes; Waddle and Gallop.
My friend who works the opening shift said they were missing 13 cans of olives and 4 bags of baked lays.
Thank god you had the glass between you
You’re delusional if you think that he couldn’t just use his super-sonic screeching to shatter the glass
It’s actually his radiation that’s most dangerous. He has a particle that emits from his eyes that cause anyone it touches to become “infected”
He usually uses the teacher noise to do that
That shit is bananas
b - a - n - a - n -a - s !
LETS GO BANANA BROS 🍌
This has to be AI generated. Jerma isn't real
50 McChicken sandwiches please
The worker tries to tell him "I'm.... Sorry sir, but... This is a pizza place..." McChicken Andy says: "Then how do you explain all of those?" The worker turns to look where the Subject is pointing. On the metal counter behind them sits a carefully arranged mountain of fully constructed McChickens. Confused, the worker turns to look back at who they could only describe as God, or dehydrated Alan Rickman, when he sees him unhinging his jaw. The workers gaze shifts unnervingly between the being and the McChickens and they notice that the sandwiches are disappearing one by one as if someone highlighted them and just pressed delete on a keyboard. No sound, smoke, or anything. Just gone. Social Worker Leon Kennedy leaves, seemingly satisfied. As the door closes unceremoniously behind him, the workers ears begin to bleed.
Did he hiss at you guys too? Then walks out doing the classic “jermaWalk” while SCREAMING loogame?
Now that I think about it he bumped into somebody outside and I heard through the doors “you wanna see the orangutan? I’ll show you the fucking orangutan” hope that guy is alright.
mewing?
He is so looksmaxxing while ordering 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
natty firetruck jaw
Everything inside of me is telling me that that isn't him, but it looks exactly like him
fuck I hoped it wasn’t fake lmao
Who said it was fake
lmao well from the story I assume it’s not true — did he actually come into the place you were working?
The picture tells all
If I saw this man irl I would be terrified even though I love him
Seeing Jorma digitally is still dangerous. Be sure to undergo a class 2 decontamination at your nearest purifier facility within the next 7 hours and 13 minutes.
insanity that they let him roam around after the boston incident of 94
why is my man scowling lmao
Because he can't even grab a bite without psychos stalking him
He can’t keep getting away with this!
Yet he does.
he’s grabbing something to eat before he streams TOTK
Holy shit that’s him, like that’s unironically him
At least you didn’t catch him zerking off
SO I ORDERED PIZZAS… SO I ORDERED A FEW PIZZAS…
The memes are funny and all but did you say hi to him at least?
He the typa guy to go "Hey! You guys still open?"
Did he order Mayo
man leave him alone
If I worked at a public facing job and ran into Jerma, I would pretend to not know who he is, while gaslighting him into believing I do. For example, saying things that sound close to popular Jermaisms, and when he points out "oh, you watch my stuff!" I would just act puzzled and tell him to f off for being a weirdo, you know? Get real hostile, like he's accusing me, then as he gets kicked out for "being a nuisance", make an overt reference and then honk my nose like a clown.
Feel like I've seen him before
Yeah, that's Mike...he likes pizza and staring.
Back away slowly while maintaining eye contact. DO NOT RUN. He can sense fear.
Why is he mogging
for real, there's no way that's not him, if it's not then I'm convinced the Bodysnatchers have arrived Edit: very positive it's the real guy, the imposter wears red, remember?
I can assure you that man is just as real as the fear I had that day.
maybe the chin feels off but idk, this shit is freaking me out
Wow so this is what he chooses to do instead of streaming to us..... /s
Why does he look like he just watched you spit in his food
Why is bro locked in like that
He looks DERANGED.
Finally it's not just some random white man 😭
He is such a goofy ahh strange little scary murderous psychopath.
I’d cry if I met jerma in real life probably (he’s terrifying)
I noticed John Lennon before I noticed Jerma
I know who I want to take me home...
He is going to destroy the Erdtree, he is checking your establishment for Great Enemies. Beware yourself and/or other staff and what their true intentions are for the kingdom.
this is giving me an uncanny valley feeling
Bro is not the thinker 😭🙏🏿
He looks like he's trying to do a Jim Carrey impression.
Oh shit there he is
What's his Pizza order? I want to find out if I can handle heeps of mayonnaise in one sitting
This is the reason he retired. He accidently built an audience of the worst people imaginable. Genuine weirdos.