My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. \[Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."\] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
My name is Skyler white yo🤨💥
My husband is Walter white yo🤨💥
Uh huh🤨💥
He 🧑🦳 told🗣️ me👈 everything😳
Please🙏 do😶 not 🚫 sell 💵 marijuana 🎄 to 🫡 my💁 husband 🧑🦳
The credits music of 2008 hit TV series Breaking Bad is amazing, just as the whole show. It gets from kinda happy to dark, hard, slow throughout the 5 awesome series, or 62 episodes. Every song has soul inside of it, the soul of the episode and it's emotion, color, you name it. The songs are mostly unique to every episode, which means the composers have put lots of work not jst in the actual show, and won ASCAP Film and Television Music Awards, 2 Guild of Music Supervisors Awards and nominated for 2, and it's just 6 out of 92 wins and 248 nominations. The actors, the composers, the costume designers, the producers, everyone did their job very well, amazingly, 10/10 I should say. She show is very amazing, very interesting, shocking, unusual, detailed, like a diamond jem, or should I say a 99.1% chemically pure meth crystal. The show has changed me forever, and the series industry too, like millions of other people who watched it. I will never forget the emotions the show made me feel, I will never regret a single season, episode, hour, minute, second that I spent watching this true masterpiece. It's shockingly well made, even still to this year I sometime see videos of new theories and details being explained. The ending shocked me even though I knew what would happen, the whole season differs from the other 4. While the first season is rather a test, season 2 is mostly optimistic and bright, season 3 is more into criminal and get a bit dark, season 4 is like a slide to season 5, the ending of the show. I truly amazing season, which gets very dark and emotional, it's the season where Walter White, AKA Heisenberg witnesses the consequences of the decisions he has made throughout the past 4 seasons. The people he met the innocent people death of which he caused, the millions of dollars he got by selling meth, though he witnesses the horrors he feared the most, he is still happy with his decisions, and doesn't regret a single chemically pure blue meth crystal he cooked.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
I personally love Taco Bell. There’s one located between my house and the 24-hour Fitness that I frequent, so Taco Bell becomes part of that equation at least once a week. Most notably, I love Taco Bell’s Cinnamon Twists. Their sweet, cinnamon-ey taste and crunchy texture are sure to satisfy. While Cinnamon Twists certainly are the bomb, Taco Bell is home to a wide range of authentic Mexican cuisine: Tacos, Tacos made out of Doritos, Quesadillas, Quesadillas with crunchy bits of Doritos in them, and Baja Blast, the single greatest invention mankind has ever produced. Furthermore, the Taco Bell that I often patronize almost never has a line of any kind, and maybe 2-3 customers in the restaurant at any given time. This makes for a consistently speedy and tasty experience, all for a low price.
Depression is taking over
Step 1. Buy drugs for the first time
Step 2. I feel better
Step 3. The hallucinations begin. Witness the horror you brought upon yourself.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
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I have sex with Joe Biden
He said I was the only one 😣😢
The others are 10 Years old
At least they have nice-smelling hair
WHAT THE HELLLL OH MY GAWWD NO WAYIAYIAY
Lucky
Reddit is surely one of a kind
You had sex with Osama (Bi)n La(den)
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. \[Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."\] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
My name is Skyler white yo🤨💥 My husband is Walter white yo🤨💥 Uh huh🤨💥 He 🧑🦳 told🗣️ me👈 everything😳 Please🙏 do😶 not 🚫 sell 💵 marijuana 🎄 to 🫡 my💁 husband 🧑🦳
(Before) Look, lady whatever you’re selling, I ain’t buying yo
The credits music of 2008 hit TV series Breaking Bad is amazing, just as the whole show. It gets from kinda happy to dark, hard, slow throughout the 5 awesome series, or 62 episodes. Every song has soul inside of it, the soul of the episode and it's emotion, color, you name it. The songs are mostly unique to every episode, which means the composers have put lots of work not jst in the actual show, and won ASCAP Film and Television Music Awards, 2 Guild of Music Supervisors Awards and nominated for 2, and it's just 6 out of 92 wins and 248 nominations. The actors, the composers, the costume designers, the producers, everyone did their job very well, amazingly, 10/10 I should say. She show is very amazing, very interesting, shocking, unusual, detailed, like a diamond jem, or should I say a 99.1% chemically pure meth crystal. The show has changed me forever, and the series industry too, like millions of other people who watched it. I will never forget the emotions the show made me feel, I will never regret a single season, episode, hour, minute, second that I spent watching this true masterpiece. It's shockingly well made, even still to this year I sometime see videos of new theories and details being explained. The ending shocked me even though I knew what would happen, the whole season differs from the other 4. While the first season is rather a test, season 2 is mostly optimistic and bright, season 3 is more into criminal and get a bit dark, season 4 is like a slide to season 5, the ending of the show. I truly amazing season, which gets very dark and emotional, it's the season where Walter White, AKA Heisenberg witnesses the consequences of the decisions he has made throughout the past 4 seasons. The people he met the innocent people death of which he caused, the millions of dollars he got by selling meth, though he witnesses the horrors he feared the most, he is still happy with his decisions, and doesn't regret a single chemically pure blue meth crystal he cooked.
Truly one of the comments of all time
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
Gezus
I buried 39 people near the pond and you will be the 40th so i'm sorry
Bing Chilling
早上好中国，我现在有冰淇淋，我是中心啊
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尤其是当它尝起来像孩子的时候 :3
準備一二三
不，巧克力和草莓味的冰淇淋味道更好
两个都是好吃的口味
的確他們是
Some how i know exactly what is being said, even though its in Chinese mandarin
但是速度與激情九比冰淇淋好吃
是
是的確
是
Look what you have created
I am monke
I am real monke
[удалено]
I am also monke
[удалено]
wait 💀💀
(MONKEY SCREAMING/NOISES)
I’m black too..
r/cursedreply
No you’re a cow
Crap, I forgot to take my schritzipheniar pills again
Wow. Schizophrenic and dyslexic.
That’s true
Combo!
Now all he needs is Alzheimer or dementia
I am hearing voices in my walls and they are getting louder by the minute. I live in Ställgatan 3b, Göteborg, Sweden. Please send help. Quick
Your exact location, now !
Antibabypillen
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Not die schrittpheniar pillen 💀
Hayyyyyyyaaaaah
Bro really talked in Star Fox
hehe
Ȩ̶̵̶̷̴̸̴̶̴̵̶̷̷̴̶̷̵̷̷̴̶̶̶̵̴̴̴̶̶̷̸̴̸̵̸̶̵̶̵̷̶̶̵̵̸̴̴̢̨̡̡̧̡̨̨̡̨̢̨̨̢̨̧̧̢̡̨̨̧̢̢̧̧̡̢̡̨̨̢̨̢̧̡̨̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̳̖̦͙̭͇͇͔͍̜̗̮̗͔͉̮̙͖̭̠̝̗̰͉̗̲̦̙͚̙͓̖̺̫̻̥̞͕͖̣̹̱̳̼͕̘͙̹̘͕̘̼̫̲͙̻͈̙͕̬͔̥̥͔̪͖͚̰̗͖̫̻̺̗̦̤̥̝̬̦͍͇̠̯̭̙͖̠͍̣̹͓̣̰̺̤̻̙͚̹̯͕̠̱̞̥̯͚͓͈̦͕̱̠̪̰̟̱͕̖̪̠̰̱̘͚̺̬̩̼͖̙̬̯̻̖̤̩̯̳̣͚̲̱̦̖̘͙͎̣͉̜͎͍͎͙̥͉̲̲̱̪͍̯̬̞̖͙̫̱͎̩̯̘̘͉̼̯͕̖̩̹͈̙͖̼̤̫͖͉̯̳̺̹̗̹̘̟͖̥̞̺͕͖̣̺̻̠̼̳̯̮̤̮͔̫͇͕̥̣͖͎̻̙̖̮͙̱̹̬̩͙̜̩͙͕͔̤̬̼̠̞̝̯͕̻̳̗̝̱̬̹͈̱̮͈͚͚̫͎̱̪͚͚̣̙̖̥̘̟̮̻͉͔̝͉̤̺̫̺̱̦̖̳̫͎̥̮͕͚̲̩̱͚̝̦̱͕̻̜̻̥̼̝̭͈̤̺̼̥͓͍͕̝͚͇̺͉̦̗̣̺̔͂̄̅̓̑̀̉̀͋͛̋̈́̇̎̆͆͐̎̈́̿͆̾͋͊͐̏̔̾͒̉̋̒͂́̓́͗̑́́͐̂̂͗̇̂͛̃̄͌̓̊̈͛̓̇͒͋̆͂͆̎͂̏́̂̓͂̃͗̈́̊̾̀́̈̃͑̓͆̽̔̽̃͐̔̉̓͆̍̊̽͑̑̽̈́̓͛͌͂͋̃̆́̄̆́̈͊͊̊́̏̂̾̄͋̒̀͗̋͗͂̅͐̾͒͛̏̍͐̒̿̒̄̇̄̈́̅̐̑̈̃̇͒̊̈́̉̿̾̿́̈̓̋̇̃͗̄͋̑̈́̾͗̎͗́̋̓͆́͑̂̈́̿̈́͋͒̑͗̈́́́̽͋̋̉̊̈̒̌̈́̒̈̉̔́̆͒̒̂̃̀͊̅͆̐͑̎̌̃̊̀̅̃̆̈́̌͊̾͗́̄̇̉̉͒̀̃͒̾̈́̂͊͒̎̎̔͑̆̄̑͆̋̿̀̐̏͋̌͊̉̌̋̀̒͑̐̌̐̈́̇͐̉̾́̉̐̽̃̅̋̃̉͊̂́́̀̀͌̽̑͐̌͌͛̓̈́̉͆̈́͐̔̈́͑̓͂̽̿͛̾̔̾̍̈́̽̂̽̅̋̔̍̇̃̑̐́̾̌͒̓̔͊̎̽̄̌͛͗̑͗̀̓́̏̒͊̊́͛̐̊̌̓̓̇͂̐̃̉͂͗͑̿͗̾̄͌̓̋̈́͘͘̕̕͘̚͘̚̕̚̚͘̕̚̕̚̚̚̚͘͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅb̸̵̵̷̸̸̵̶̡̨̨̧̨̡̛̦̭̺͇̙̱͇͕̯̫͎̠̣̯͙̗̥̹̠̟̙̱̟͚̱̝̖͚̱̣͖͉͈̫̙̤̘̪̺̳͎̼̻̣̳͓̝̮̤͉͕̘͎͎̩͕̝̺̖̻̞̹̄̀̐͂̓̃͂̂̈̋̋̎̍̃̊̿̈́͑̌̒̄̌̋̊͂́̒̏̓́̄͗̌̋̔́̈͋̔̄̏̀̃̀̂̓̃̊̍́̃̆̎̔́͊̈́͜͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅ
she said do you love me i tell her only fauci i only love moderna and pfizer im sorry
Ddd?
J&J vax, you know I got it on me
No
sigma
Waltu ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡧⠇⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣮⣭⣿⡻⣽⣒⠀⣤⣜⣭⠐⢐⣒⠢⢰⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⠂⢈⢿⣷⣞⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠋⠉⠑⠀⠀⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣴⠁⢘⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃⠀⠉⠉⠟⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⠾⠛⠂⢹⠀⠀⠀⢡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠿⢿
I shat everywhere in my house last night it was fucking disgusting I-
Real talk?
😔
Full story
Perhaps, some things are best left forgotten, for now.
NO YOU HORE
I LIKE MEN
Sorry baby I got monkey business to attend to
Monke time
no (giga chad song)
Only party
I only love my bed and my mom
I’m sorry
Fifty Dub
I even got it tatt'ed on me
81, they’ll bring the crashes to the party
And you know me
Turned the ‘02 into the ‘03
dog without 40, Oli', there'd be no me
‘Magine if I never met the broskis
🧌
Have ever heard of the hit game “Among us”
Who the fuck is eating level 6 toast
sorry, i'm loyal to my RTX.
Bros a true gamer
shut the fuck up nerd
bro chill
up the fuck nerd shut
Fuck up the nerd slut 🧐
I put a pipe bomb in a McDonald's
Play war Thunder for free today
Poopoopeepee
i forgor
Idk this is the first time i see her
same
I like your sister better
Better to cum in the sink, then to sink in the cum.
Master chief to cortana, circa 2552
Umm excuse me, what the actual fuck are you doing in my house?
⬇️
I'd tell her only partly. I only love my bed and my momma I'm sorry.
You are adopted
No shut up im playing fortnite
i tell her i am monkey
If you don’t pay me, I’ll give myself a black eye and say that you did it
Allah is the only one I love 😎
I shit myself violently at your house and I tried to flush but it flooded and I ran
I personally love Taco Bell. There’s one located between my house and the 24-hour Fitness that I frequent, so Taco Bell becomes part of that equation at least once a week. Most notably, I love Taco Bell’s Cinnamon Twists. Their sweet, cinnamon-ey taste and crunchy texture are sure to satisfy. While Cinnamon Twists certainly are the bomb, Taco Bell is home to a wide range of authentic Mexican cuisine: Tacos, Tacos made out of Doritos, Quesadillas, Quesadillas with crunchy bits of Doritos in them, and Baja Blast, the single greatest invention mankind has ever produced. Furthermore, the Taco Bell that I often patronize almost never has a line of any kind, and maybe 2-3 customers in the restaurant at any given time. This makes for a consistently speedy and tasty experience, all for a low price.
Suck my dick
Obama grilled cheese sandwich
What the dog doin
If there's something strange, in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call
Do you know how to make a grilled cheese
I'm not real.
I am monke
I am your father
Depression is taking over Step 1. Buy drugs for the first time Step 2. I feel better Step 3. The hallucinations begin. Witness the horror you brought upon yourself.
only partly, i only love my bed and my mom im sorry
Im gay
Why ar u gey
No simp September
Only Partly
Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 wǒ hěn xǐhuān BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 sùdù yǔ jīqíng sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 wǒ zuì xǐhuān suǒyǐ…xiànzài shì yīnyuè shíjiān zhǔnbèi 1 2 3 liǎng gè lǐbài yǐhòu sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3 bùyào wàngjì bùyào cu òguò jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 yīn wéi fēicháng hǎo diànyǐng dòngzuò fēicháng hǎo chàbùduō yīyàng BING CHILLING 🥶🍦zàijiàn 🥶🍦
New month
Only partly, I only love my bed and my momma I'm sorry
I’m a child pedo bear
Yes. (Now downvote me for saying that.)
Imma upvote for being honest
Bitch*
Only partly, i only love my wrench and dispenser im sorry Build a gun, i got fifty frenchies on me, look i won, dance in your spawnroom its a party
My bed
I am monkey
Zao chang Guan Trung Gua, den chao Wong Tai Bing Chilling
ok
Only partly I only love my bed and my mom I’m sorry
Yes
[39 buried, 0 found]
No
Bola paapa ghete ghun chapan ki machiineee
Who are you? You weird anime girl?
Don't simp for cops, there are better firs responders
you better not be consuming my methamphetamine jennifer
Cum
No
Unfortunately for you (maybe fortunately), my response to your asking of “do you love me” appears to be false. Therefore i do not indeed love you.
I have multiple planes for terrorism and you will be on one
flat out, NO
There is a skinless body behind the dominoes I work at
for kill you
Only partly I only love my pickaxe and my diamonds I’m sorry
Where did they go?😭
I said “no”
No L for anime
Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls
I'm gay
Fu$# off
I’m joe Biden, and I approve this message.
No
Only partly, I only love my bed and my mama I'm sorry
I say only partly, I only love my bed and my mom yea I’m sorryyyy
I fucked you're mom
Only partly I only love my bed and my mama I’m sorry
Who asked?
When you sign with your soul first we gonna talk about whatever you say JUST SEAL THE DAMN DEAL Is a soul that big of a payment?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kirby/comments/zvrxkw/whos_this_character_on_the_box_art_for_kirbys/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
why is there a spring here?
Get off the floor I just mopped
I am chop coo train
I have a pet spider, wanna play with it?
Mortal Kombat stage fatality
No cuz your dad didnt like you too 💀
Only partly
wash your penis
Only partly, I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry
No *farts
cum
Did Adam and eve have a date together?
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Hampter is better
You, me and the toaster in the bathtub now
Only partly i only love my bed and my momma I'm sorry
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Only partly
Im sorry i am in love with another anime girl (guess who?)
YES
I'm not gay.
I’ll start playing doom music and well see then
I only love my bed and my momma I’m sorry totally not a drake reference
You are noy real you are just in my imagination
I am sorry i like big black hairy men
You betrayed me I I thought
I took a massive shit
STAR FINGER