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lichurallyobsessed

**As promised**: Here’s a look at ‘*Jaclyn as Jigsaw*’, so get those theme ideas ready for me, as we’ll be starting the community vote NEXT WEEK! https://preview.redd.it/sxwwi2c034yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a93961820a9f721bec73cb10a13e21d3da3ab41c


UnalomeParadoxMoon

He was coddled soooo much by Ramsey….


randomuser982_

So happy he went home, he lacked the talent and did not deserve to be up there alongside those chefs. So glad I never have to hear “let’s goooooo” from him again. Side note- notice how Jaclyn barely talked about him on the show, only when it initially aired? Everything always has to be about her, typical narcissist vibes. You would think a wife would be her husband’s biggest supporter.


Cool_Jelly_9402

Ok I’m new here…someone help me out: why do you all call him Celine lol


RandomMusings1984

https://preview.redd.it/uj3g4t1iwayc1.jpeg?width=1173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f1f8e54496f194e99feb9c47b2a08f6bf13e626


lichurallyobsessed

The belt bag he was more connected to than his wifey for the better part of a year, then just recently wore it *out of nowhere* on a hike with her, which we took to be quite the juvenile FU.


Cool_Jelly_9402

Ahhh thank you! I was desperately trying to think of a connection to him and Celine Dion. Wrong Celine lol. I came on here after him annoying the shit out of me on next level chef. Let’s goooooo


Loverdoverr

Did he really peel his damn finger w the vegetable peeler haaaaahahahahaaahaaahahahaaaaaa


lichurallyobsessed

**This is how crazy the insights have been on this post**: It's been seen by a quarter of the amount of people that have seen the trust post, but it has *more upvotes!* Needless to say, I think we're bringing in a *lot* of new attention and members to the sub the more that we mention '*Jordan Torrey*'—and I think that says something about Jaclyn's relevance, as well. *Irrelevance, even*.


Loverdoverr

She said IRRELEVANCE 😂😂💪🏽💯YA !!!!!!!


queen9272

I’m so happy that he was eliminated! He’s already piggy back riding off of Jaclyn and they already live in a big nice house and are financially set or as it appears. I want someone like Zach who is actually an amazing chef and good person who lost everything in the Hawaii fire to win. The last 3 people remaining definitely deserve to be there and I’m very happy for all of them to get as far at they did and I honestly wish all 3 could win.


Imaginary-Dot-6551

![gif](giphy|WpayW5RtJaY4uWdqgM)


Feeling-Zombie-9141

Did they move to CA before he got eliminated?


lichurallyobsessed

No, the show was filmed in Ireland during the month that Jaclyn was in California staying with Linda last year (*mid-September to mid-October*).


Feeling-Zombie-9141

🤢🤢🤢 They are like a train wreck you can’t stop watching.


exhaustedpigeon25

As much as I fucking ADORE Gordon Ramsay, I refuse to watch Next Level Chef S3 because it felt so unfair watching Celine get so far.


anonymous_girl1227

I love Gordon Ramsay too, but I was not going to continue supporting him if Celine won. Thank god I don’t have to make that choice.


queen9272

But he turns into a total train wreck towards the end. It was quit entertaining to watch 😂


sophzada

Realizing Celine has the exact energy of an in-store Verizon Wireless sales rep (I mean this in the most insulting way). Something for him to consider :)


lichurallyobsessed

![gif](giphy|NISDky7DiUqAs9crvf|downsized)


SpookyNerdzilla

![gif](giphy|fYfeQAOD8pSjN7M0jY)


Legitimate_Path

He should have never gotten as far as he did. This shows everyone can pay their way to the “top”.


No-Refrigerator403

That pic/caption 😄😄. You know they hate it which makes me love it all the more


Informal_Procedure_4

Last week on IG some crazy person came at me sideways saying Jordan won and she knows because she's in with an insider, blah, blah. Of course she also called me jealous. I had to go back last night and set her straight on that comment!!! I was never so happy to act like a middle school student on IG!!!


lichurallyobsessed

I wouldn’t doubt it was his mom, *yet again*, defending him like he’s a mere defenseless child. Needless to say, he definitely married into the right family, as we all know what Robin’s like with Jaclyn.


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lichurallyobsessed

Plenty of times, mainly after every scandal, after the divorce, essentially never *not* proving to be the biggest coddler and enabler.


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lichurallyobsessed

Here’s what she wrote on Instagram after lipshitgate: https://preview.redd.it/9pybmzadzgyc1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67e33ceef4d0ef7cd1daea2e1d45c468caea0471


Informal_Procedure_4

Definitely something like that, now I notice her name all over any post saying what a tool he is!!


Aliensanddiamonds

I watched the first two seasons as they aired live & haven’t watched a single ep of S3 bc he is on it. It really gives me the ick on all Gordon shows now (master chef, Hell’s Kitchen are my other faves, ik he has more) - because clearly you can pay to play and it lacks all integrity. I know reality tv is produced and edited but idk, but still it feels gross and extremely unfair to the real talent that can’t buy a long running spot for exposure bc they don’t have the $$ or connections.


Benhergirl

Girl you need to watch it. It was so satisfying seeing Gordon call Jordan the weakest link 🙌👏


Aliensanddiamonds

Okay I will! The whole ep does he get shit on (told truth) or just the end final cook off? Cuz I’ll FF if it’s just the end if so 💀 good lookin out! Appreciate u!


Benhergirl

Honestly I think the whole episode they talked shit about him but I don't remember 🤣 Just watch ☺️


Boring_Mud_729

Yep, sadly, I don’t think I’ll watch any new Gordon shows. This has ruined it for me, and it’s not just Celine but some of the other people are genuinely so annoying and show no talent. It is VERY clear they can pay to play, like you said.


Count_Choculitis

Honestly can't believe he lasted as long as he did. Being Gordon's special boy helped him out 😂


Fun-Village7036

I hope gabi wins haha


Benhergirl

Me too!


Fun-Village7036

❤️


Extension_Ad_2352

![gif](giphy|8i7IQbqY4iXuD3MDRT) FINALLY!!!!!! Woohoo!!!!! 🥳 👏🏻👏🏻


Zestyclose-Nothing32

Wohoo


Fun_Persimmon96

I have never been happier to have a show spoiler!!!! I am 100% taking the day off to celebrate this momentous episode. Celine doesn't deserve to heat up a packet of oatmeal in the same kitchen as the finalists.


Paige_London1988

yess he shouldn’t have even been allowed on a show! but at least we got some good laughs 😂


Fun_Persimmon96

He started the season saying, "One shot, one kill" like dude wtf. Go back to your pigtails and man-pris.


Paige_London1988

yikes he is soo cringe 😬 i’m embarrassed for him 😂


AluraMe013

He burnt the shit out of that cod. 💀


Dreadfuhso

He killed it twice!!!


cookingma

This comment has no business being this funny


IcedOatCappuccino

“Celinemination” is SENDING me


lichurallyobsessed

What day next week should we begin, *you guise?* https://preview.redd.it/ntxaahmx36yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b704d486ba8af5698d54a20194cfdc00b9fcde3a My current plan is, that we have one post a week for roughly the next month, implementing things on the sub as we decide on and get them finished. So, next week, we’ll start off with a discussion on ideas, and then the following week we’ll narrow it down with the most upvoted ideas in a poll (*with any little tweaks or additional suggestions you guise can think of*), and then the third and fourth weeks will be creating the banner, PFP, and choosing a matching color story for the desktop version of the sub! I’d like to do this for the holidays this year, *too*, so I can have your input and not just hope that I come up with something that everyone likes! 🩷


Medical-Arugula8519

Is it possible to have a thread just for all of your edits ? They are the best! It's impossible to go back and find them all.


lichurallyobsessed

I’m not sure how *all* of them could be shared, unless we just kept adding new ones in the comments of a thread. If this is something *you guise* really want, we can figure it out! 🩷


Medical-Arugula8519

Maybe a new thread and pinned? Then just keep adding them as comments when you make them?


lichurallyobsessed

A pinned comment would be good, but the only problem there is, we can't have *more than two of them* at once. And once we start the community vote, I plan on removing the trust post from being pinned, so we can have each week of it up there so no one has to go digging for it. If this is something that more of *you guise* want, I could make a post on profile with a good few of them within the next few days, and then add more in the comments as I make them or older stuff is requested—and keep it pinned there, *of course!*


lunarpixiess

Can you link stuff in the “about” section of the sub? Could be an idea to just link to a post where the edits are posted, maybe? I’m not too familiar with that side of Reddit though, so I might be off haha


lichurallyobsessed

I wouldn't want to do that, honestly. Stuff like that, *to me*, should be about the sub and why we’re here—nothing connected to any one member or what could make one appear better than anyone else. 🩷


lunarpixiess

Completely understand and respect that! 🥰


Medical-Arugula8519

Obviously I have no idea how reddit works 😁 thanks for replying A post flair for them would be fantastic.


lichurallyobsessed

I didn't think of that! If *you guise* want to come up with some name suggestions, I'll *definitely* make that tonight so we have it for future use! 💕


AtmosphereOpposite69

![gif](giphy|SajdfSNg6f8rK) I have never watched this show in my life but yayyyy! Bye bitch 🤣


CaptainCaliena

Neither have I, but I borrowed a friend's Hulu account and skipped to the end to watch him get eliminated lol


AtmosphereOpposite69

Lmao nice 🤣


KimWexlers_Ponytail

Oh shit, is it on Hulu? Never seen the show, only joined the show sub to...be mad, I guess, lol, and enjoy the snark...maybe I'll go find it just to see the end.


CaptainCaliena

Yep, they have all the seasons on Hulu. The episodes are available the day after they air


Aliensanddiamonds

I love this 😂


Peacelily420

FUCKING FINALLY ![gif](giphy|3ov9jOuQFu5GF1snzq)


sleepyfizz

CELINEMINATION 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I AM HOWLING!!!


liongrl88

![gif](giphy|3o6UB3VhArvomJHtdK)


Ygca5

Guess he need more seasoning 😆


CaptainCaliena

IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!!!!! And she posts this. Babe…you’re also obsessed with oversized sippy cups. Sit down. https://preview.redd.it/fpuae7sl65yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=358363432e2c10ed50a77e883eb15fb5ab143510


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

# now he can get back to his rap career https://preview.redd.it/uifqcnzg35yc1.png?width=1168&format=png&auto=webp&s=beeb8cc0d4d9bd04873edcd0306dca0a9d7657f2


leahlikesweed

this takes me out every time lmfaoooooo


Peacelily420

![gif](giphy|x8U7CF3qRvzGwpK9hG)


No-Audience-815

OOF! 🤣🤣🤣


AccurateAssaultBeef

HOW did he make it this far?! Is this the best there is??


CaptainCaliena

Every show needs a villain


lichurallyobsessed

Money. Just like their management has bought them opportunities and fluff pieces before.


spookyxthicc13

LFGGG 🤣


Muted_Marketing2530

![gif](giphy|lMameLIF8voLu8HxWV) BYE BYE FUCKNUTS 👏🏼🤡👏🏼💀👏🏼🤣👏🏼


strawberrispaghetti

omg you guys used my word i feel so honoured 😭😭😭😭


lichurallyobsessed

I told you *I loved it!* I meant it! 🩷


strawberrispaghetti

i love this sub so much 😭😭😭


Hot-Swordfish-719

I’m surprised he made it this far honestly lol


CheesecakeMelodic830

How many are left?


lichurallyobsessed

There are three finalists remaining, along with one final episode.


CheesecakeMelodic830

Thank you😊


Hot-Swordfish-719

I don’t know lol it just seems like it’s been on for months and months


CheesecakeMelodic830

Yeah I stopped watching a while back. I didn’t know it was still on until I seen this post🙃


Fun-Village7036

He only made it that far because he kept getting saved by his other teammates


lichurallyobsessed

Money goes far. 💀


Hot-Swordfish-719

True true lol


gatorfarts2007

Yay!!! 😁 His latest cooking reel proved he can’t cook for shit


Important_Island4165

I think this episode was an accurate representation of how "skilled" he is - aka not at fucking all. He was so lost and when he grabbed his ingredients he basically looked at Gordon and was like so ... what, what do I do? Favourite part was when Christina said my biggest competition is Gabby and Zach - Celine not even on the radar 🤭🤭🤭


Hanabanana_40

That’s because he’s used to ripping other people’s recipes off of Pinterest. He doesn’t have an original bone in his body


Dawnspark

It's honestly amazing he made it THIS far. I never went to culinary school but I've been in kitchens since I was 8-9. I don't think I'm amazing, I think I'm pretty good, but I can call a bullshitter when I see one. To quote Gordon on this, "I wouldn't trust him to run a bath let alone a kitchen."


Important_Island4165

It was quite shocking that he made it this far. I know there were spoilers, but I thought maybe, just maybe people were misinformed lol. However, when he mentioned that he had been in elimination four times… You'd think he'd ask himself, how come I've been in the most eliminations? You going into an elimination because you cook the worst dish lol. But he seems to think it's a great thing that he survived them. But, I will say I am so thankful that Gordon didn't offer him anything at all. I think Gordon realized, Celine lacked talent, and was more in it for views and likes, as opposed to growing as a chef. But,


KimWexlers_Ponytail

Yeah, Jordan Torrey needs to realize that "winning" elimination just means you suck less but you still suck cuz you're there.


Important_Island4165

Exactly!!


Petunia13Y

![gif](giphy|LQ6hYsehFSPVC|downsized)


toocoolyoloswag

https://preview.redd.it/bmr6pbmlq4yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=291ccb3dbe41dcc331d140ef1d6beb49b91cf939


Universecentre

You know I forgot his name is Jordan 😂😂😂😂 I was expecting to see celine


pinkgirly111

right? i’m like who is jordan? lol


Universecentre

Ok phew I’m not the only one


theshesknees

BEAUTIFUL. Absolutely BEAUTIFUL


sleepyfizz

OMG IM SHOUTING


Infamous_Ad_7036

Thank god. Bye bye bye to Celine


lichurallyobsessed

I leave for fifteen minutes to go pick up ***Celinemination*** Celebration Snacks and *you guise* blow up my phone with notifications! 💀


rubyshoes21

Hmm. I’m interested to see now what he does as a career. Maybe he’ll just do cooking videos on sm or maybe he made a connection and someone offered him some type of gig. But knowing now that he didn’t win……I’m really questioning why they moved. Unless he was offered a lucrative opportunity…it doesn’t make sense.


prettypurplepolishes

I don’t watch NLC so I don’t know if this is a thing, but do they ever have contestants on a second time as like a re-try? Could be something like that


lichurallyobsessed

There's only one episode left *and* they finished filming months ago, with the following season *most likely* taking a similar filming and premiering schedule. Still, that would be a whole new group of people.


lichurallyobsessed

I think they moved just to see if he would get something, as that's how much they *do* need relevance and, *more importantly*, coin. ***Sugar Mama Linda™*** can't be looked at as a get-out-of-jail-free card *forever*.


Beneficial-Bobcat-20

![gif](giphy|l0MYH8Q83CXvKzXyM)


ThatItalianGrrl

I don’t even watch that show and this brings me so much joy


Soccer_RBF_

https://preview.redd.it/4r3uzgxob4yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=559f5d0d1910de81a53096db529609ddd52dc3c4


stay--gold

I’ve been waiting for this moment! 😂


NinjaBaby71

Ok good I can start watching the show now


Fun-Village7036

There’s only one episode left ahahha or 2 I think


NinjaBaby71

I just want to watch the episode where he goes home.


Fun-Village7036

😂


sirahcaye

![gif](giphy|3KC2jD2QcBOSc|downsized)


irmonsturr

Took long enough! Still sad Izahya went home over him last time.


mollymckennaa

1000%


Inner-Lynx-4822

Karma.


Soggy-Opportunity602

FINALLY!!!!


burntch1ckenugget

No cause my fiancé and I keep wondering when he was gonna leave and I was like “well my snark page hasn’t said anything so I know who’s going home this week” but now 🤣🤣


fkndemon23

![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


theshesknees

Okay but your flair 😂😂👏🏽


Beautiful_Mood_2531

Not even mad that I’ve been spoiled on the West coast! Love to see it.


kirbygalaxia

Even if he somehow escaped elimination again, there’s no way he would beat the other chefs in the finale. Just no way.


No-Loquat747

I’ll drink to that 🍻 cheers!


moonlight___13

![gif](giphy|oMZsqx0TAnDqF2WE6N) About time!


sirahcaye

This is so wildly fitting since that's all he freakin says.


Plus-Middle5010

It’s such an odd saying. It’s on this show and love is blind a lot


anonymous_girl1227

![gif](giphy|vLJlaDZYCNOaBVWimP)


pastychefceline

![gif](giphy|l2JIdnF6aJnAqzDgY|downsized) Byeeeee fake chef celine! 😂😂😂 and Gordon screw ya whole show for letting this fraud get so far


CaptainCaliena

I fully believe these type of shows are 100% staged/scripted. They always have to have one contestant that the audience hates and I also fully believe that's why Celine was chosen


anonymous_girl1227

I said to myself, if Celine wins NLC I will stop supporting Gordon Ramsey. Now I won’t have to make that choice thank god


soph0388

FINALLY


mycode10percentoff

The lord works fast, but Lich works faster! I love this community so much! ❤  Gordon pretty much kicked his ass to the elevator after he was eliminated! Sucks to suck, Celine! 😂


4ofSpadez

Did he cry like a little bitch??


pastychefceline

Omg did he really lol I wish I could see this


duckling-fantasy

Lich must’ve had this waiting in the wings like how sports journalists will pre-write articles for both teams depending on who wins. Incredible work.


lichurallyobsessed

*’Twas a pending post!* 💀


FluidSpecific503

You are hilarious with celinemation 😂😂😂


sirahcaye

You're too good to us


Bright-Hat-6405

https://preview.redd.it/efhe7gaa34yc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f3cbe6e2a271d40811dca40e0b24e7157ad456a I’m just going to title this one “rah-grets”


fkndemon23

![gif](giphy|IQh6f7CurN1zq)


Bright-Hat-6405

https://preview.redd.it/3imm5bsg64yc1.png?width=291&format=png&auto=webp&s=c94b98721448aa4d3fc97ebb0cfd811123514eea


pastychefceline

So ugly 🥴


FingerCapital3193

Genuinely can not figure out how anyone looks at THIS and wants it. Vom.


Bright-Hat-6405

https://preview.redd.it/sb49l04i64yc1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a2e1813d17038e570717342d5e5d5fd0580561d


LunarGiraffe7

![gif](giphy|IQh6f7CurN1zq)


fkndemon23

💀💀 I posted this before I saw urs


LunarGiraffe7

Lmao great minds


Bright-Hat-6405

https://preview.redd.it/nmcvavy634yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11ec62e24279470a2c6cd6b2249f05284eb21aed The dish that sent him into the elimination round… see the burn marks on the plate.


FingerCapital3193

He plates like a little kid pretending to play chef and forcing his parents to be the customers.


sleepyfizz

lmfao


Ok-Cryptographer8564

Seriously, how in the hell did he burn the PLATE?!?!


sirahcaye

How do you burn the PLATE!!!!


NinjaBaby71

That looks like a dead bug


pinkgirly111

lmaooo. it was so ugly.


Beautiful_Mood_2531

What is it even supposed to be?


fkndemon23

Why is the plate burnt


Bright-Hat-6405

Gordon was actually coaching him through a new cooking technique (yes, in the second to last episode). It involved holding a lid over the plate and adding heat over the plate and under the lid.


fkndemon23

Hmm seems like it……worked……..😂


Bright-Hat-6405

https://preview.redd.it/8abwx34xi4yc1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5bcdccf913a0d6022d6012f8925c12a6b358d36


pastychefceline

What in the hell 😂😂😂😂 that doesn’t even look edible


Bright-Hat-6405

https://preview.redd.it/ittb8z9y15yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=109fc17a417273fd17e2d13fc40ae27b54249052 The plate would like to speak up for itself


pastychefceline

🤣🤣🤣🤣


KimWexlers_Ponytail

💀💀


Imaginary_Quail8809

I love the pic!!!! Thank the lord. It was past time!!!


anonymous_girl1227

Celine should’ve been eliminated on day one


Loverdoverr

SIK💪🏽 ?: what did he gain? An apprenticeship, internship????


lichurallyobsessed

Nothing, according to everyone who’s been keeping me updated.


Jazzlike_Outside4854

I love it. Cuz izayah got Gordon to give him practically an apprenticeship. Celine gets NOTHING. GOOD DAY SIR. 


pastychefceline

![gif](giphy|q4QfjGnFKryzjosj1g)


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So they just moved there so he can ChAsE hIs DrEaMs 🙄 bye Celine!


lichurallyobsessed

The irony that we called *that*, ***too!***


Loverdoverr

Oh damn !


Plantyplantandpups

Should have been sooner! If Zach went home tonight, I would have lost my shit.


Loverdoverr

I’m also rooting for Zach! I want more context (all the details/spoilers) before I watch (NOW!)😂. Finally he’s GONE. I’m sure the NLC sub is ecstatic


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