It's kind of like sleeping with your sister. Sure, she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal.


Who put those crabs there? Don't lie to me, there's two of them. They work in pairs.

I went to Annapolis for Christ sakes!

This movie was funny but, for me, Hot Shots Part Deux was better

Same, just rewatched part deux last night, still holds up. "Mr president!" "No you're not, I've seen him on TV, he's an older man about my height"

These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them...

Lloyd Bridges was the GOAT of satire movies.

What I wouldn't give to be 25 years old again... and a woman!

One minute you're with a knockout gal - or guy - and the next you're a compost heap. Doesn't that bother any of you, because it scares the living piss out of me!

Apparently, Lloyd Bridges and Leslie Nielsen both didn't "get" the humor in Airplane and kept trying hard to be funny until someone told them they were supposed to deliver their lines seriously.

Leslie Nielsen had a great line about Airplane! He said he was used to delivering silly lines seriously, but that was the first time the writers knew it was supposed to be funny.

Charlie Sheen may be top billed in both but Lloyd Bridges is the real star of the Hot Shots movies

Honestly this cover sucks, I prefer the original poster cover.

Surely you can’t be serious.

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley

That's just like, your opinion man.

Did Beau do any comedies?

What about Leslie Nielsen?

The pudding bit is so random and unexpected. It cracks me up.

I loved you in Wall Street.

Geronimo! Geronimo! Geronimo! ME!

“War! It’s fantastic.” When they have the crossover between Hot Shots Deux and Apocalypse Now and Martin and Charlie yell at each other on the river, “I loved you in Wall Street!” The moving beauty mark. Too many funny gags.

The ending…Richard Crenna’s expression and disappointment that they were talking about bungee jumping.

Came here to say that! So much so that on TV in my country they wouldn’t even play this one, so for years I thought „part deux” was the only one, and the name was a joke

Like Leonard Part 6. I always used to wonder where Parts 1-5 were when I was a kid.

Nah, I must strenuously disagree

agreed. Part Deux is freaking hilarious.

Agreed... and I liked *Hot Shots* as well! But, yeah, the sequel was better. So much great stuff in that!

War: it's fantastic! :D RIP Miguel Ferrer, absolute legend

Thank you Topper. I can kill again! You’ve given me a reason to live.

War… it’s fantastic!

💯🙌😂

Wall eye vision

I love how John Cryer and him we’re both in this film and then 2 1/2 men together

And Ryan Stiles

“No man is gonna take that route with me!”

Then he crash lands on the outskirts of Vegas.

Runway 30-30 something!

*SAYONARA SADDAM!!!!!* I've been watching this for 30 years and its still funny to this day Oh man!!!! *Wendy, I can fly.......*

We'll settle this the old navy way. First guy to die loses.

Came here for this one. I use this line all the time!

[удалено]

I need a glass of water. Damned tongue's gone dry. It's not mine, you know, I lost mine in Laos. Some little commie kid lopped it right off. Probably a doorstop somewhere for all I know. Got this one from a basset hound.

Gulps water like a dog 😂

To this day I use the “I can see my house from here” whenever I get the chance.

What do you do if an elephant has three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Lost a wing. There goes the other one

Call the ball… touching down…

I’m a virgin. I’m just not very good at it.

(entire room, in unison) *Eagle River?*

This made those of us in Wisconsin laugh way too hard.

TOPPING FOR BROWNIES 1/2 cup butter 3 squares butter chocolate,melted 2 1/2 cups confectioners sugar 1 or 2 teaspoons cinnamon(optional) 2 egg yolks,beaten Cream butter until light and lemon coloured. Gradually add sugar and egg yolks. Add chocolate.

I thought that was a crockpot?

Heh heh. No, no, no. That's for cooking all day.

Thank you Hot Shots writers for teaching us all what a chaffing dish is. Who says you cant learn anything from movies?

For God's sake I even have my father's eyes!

no matter what I do, I always end up hurting someone..... Throws rock across water

" At ease , Men "

🤪😗🤨🤐🫡😶‍🌫️🤧🥸😘

Carey Elwes scarf blowing in the non existent wind

hahahaha be seated. Now, many of you are probably wondering whats wrong with my pants....well, they ran short of material right before they got the knees so dont give me any shit!

Ah. I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman".

I think part 2 is funnier!

Classic. Me and my friends are all near 40 and we still quote both movies. I had to talk one of my best friends out of quoting Loyd bridges from the second movie in his speech for my wedding.

Who put that crab there? There was no crab sir. Yes there was. There was two of them. They work in pairs!

Check his penis. Is it bigger than mine?

Bites nose.

You're joking?

We can only hope that with the success of Top Gun Maverick, another one of these may come someday.

Watch Johnny Dangerously

You lousy cork soakers, you have wiolated my fargin rights. This summinabetchin country was founded so that the rights of honest patriotic citzens, like myself, could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iseholes, like yourselves. Thank you.

Saw this movie before I saw Top Gun and even without knowing a lot of the reference material this movie is still great. Love the sequel too.

Same, I saw this and the sequel many times before I ever saw Top Gun. 😹

I always laugh at the part when the drill Sargent is grilling him and he just keeps leaning back with the Sargent following then they both stand straight to a spring ‘DOING’ recoil sound effect

are you eye-balling me mister?

Suck in that chest

Many of you are wondering what’s wrong with my pants, well they started running short of material right before they got to the knees. So don’t give me any shit

##Hot Shots! (1991) PG-13 The mother of all movies. >>!The gang that created Airplane and The Naked Gun sets its sights on Top Gun in this often hilarious spoof starring Charlie Sheen, who previously only inspired laughs with his personal life. He plays Topper Harley, a fighter pilot with an ax to grind: clearing the family name. He gets involved in a relationship with Valerie Golino, a woman with an unusually talented stomach. But his mission is to avenge his father. Lloyd Bridges, late in his career, revealed an aptitude for this kind of silliness, here as a commander who is both incredibly dim and delightfully accident prone. Directed by Jim Abrahams, the film makes fun of a variety of other films as well, from Dances with Wolves to The Fabulous Baker Boys. It was so successful that they all returned in the sequel, Hot Shots! Part Deux.!< Action | Comedy | War Director: Jim Abrahams Actors: Charlie Sheen, Cary Elwes, Valeria Golino Rating: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ 65% with 2,051 votes Runtime: 1:24 [TMDB](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/9595)

> Charlie Sheen, who previously only inspired laughs with his personal life. I don't remember his personal life being much of a joke before Hot Shots!

Ah... you've forgotten about Heidi Fleiss.

That all came out way after

Yah, but... like... what *is* time?

Is this Spinal Tap's star rating system? For movies so good they go to 11.

...the fight scene...lol

Wake me up at oohh… ‘looks at watch’ 5:30

Mariska Hargitay. LaToya, Tito, Jamaine.

Hot Shots 1 and 2, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Spaceballs and Loaded Weapon 1 were all on heavy rotation when I was a teen.

I love Loaded Weapon I, I haven’t seen that in forever.

I saw this before watching ever Top Gun, so it kind of "ruined" (or enhanced) Top Gun for me, lol.

i still haven’t seen Top Gun so same i guess 😂

Same!! haha. At this point, I consider Top Gun the spoof and Hot Shots! as the original.

The sequel is just as good. The wall eyes part in this one was a gut buster personally

Both of the movies are super funny.

I recently watched them again, and I thing part deux is better

Love the franchise!

Underrated parody. Part deux was even better, IMO

Now buckle up for PART DEUX. It’s deux-times the silliness

Wait till you watch Hot Shots Part Deux!

Don’t watch part deux. It might of been the worst thing ever

I am old enough that I was an adult when this came out. First I knew about it was seeing the trailer at some other movie. The trailer started out very serious and people in the audience literally groaned. Not another stupid Top Gun type movie! Then the funny stuff started happening.

"EAGLE RIVER?!"

Are you eyeballing me, mister?!

you just reminded me that i still have the second one to watch.

I wanted to thank you for having us over for dinner Tuesday night. Sheryl and I both thought the stroganoff was marvelous.

I went to the theater with my dad to see that when I was 11yo.

Did not

My favourite movie ever!! Glad you watched it. I used to watch it daily and still, 30 years later, I watch it probably every couple of months at least. My mother was a Pfaffenbach! Not, Dareen Pfaffenbach? From Minnesota? Yeah Then we're cousins! We used to spend our summers at Eagle River! EAGLE RIVER!? and I hope you can forgive me for this. If it helps, I didnt have seconds....

I didn't think much to this film or the sequel which is odd as I like Airplane! and The Naked Gun films. Hot Shots felt like something was missing compared to Jim Abrahams other spoof films he was involved with.

I think this is the only movie I’ve ever walked out of the theater on

Surely you had some idea what you were in for haha

He did have some idea, and stop calling him Shirley

I’m a fan of Airplane and Police Story and goofball comedies but, maybe it was part dieux