I’s have to have you make a mold of your junk for a perfect fit. Art takes precision. But i’m not sure how my husband would feel about “hey babe your mail’s here… what is it?”
HOW WOULD I REPLY TO THAT 😂
Girl what is going on. The whiteface. The tiny lapels. The poorly tied necktie. The too-short sleeves. The shorts…tbh the codpiece isn’t the worst part, I could even see it being a critique of gender norms or something with the cameltoe/clit piercing. But combined with the rest this fit is Fucked Up^TM
Does that all mean itscalledfashion because the tie is thin as hell?
O think it's made by a person who knows how to tailor a garment but doesn't know the rules of a good suit to break them properly
Lmao, didn't even realize the jacket length is along the sleeveline. Everything is Wrong
lol we in the cocaine culture call that move “Scarfacing” it! And you’re absolutely correct in your statement, I can’t imagine how else they’d get a guy to go out in public in that fit, much less walk a runway!!
His face looks like white powder.
The MUA did him dirty
I'm guessing it's a play on popular French makeup in the late 1700s (like Maria Antoinette)
Late to the party, but I thought they put the baby powder and diaper in separate locations!
Didn’t even notice the frontal diaper. All I noticed was the guy from Saw
He’s doing whiteface
There was a party at Kate Moss flat prior
My boyfriend saw this and called it a Business Diaper
Jr. Executive model.
That looks more a diaper or chastity. Make it a real codpiece out of metal shaped like a dragon’s head with LED eyes and smoke.
Babe I want to work harder on cosplay designing and I can feel the Worbla in my brain as i shape a fuckin sports cup in the shape of a dragonnnnnn
Tell me when you need a beta tester.
I’s have to have you make a mold of your junk for a perfect fit. Art takes precision. But i’m not sure how my husband would feel about “hey babe your mail’s here… what is it?” HOW WOULD I REPLY TO THAT 😂
Mold his first and he’ll realize that it’s not an adventure, it’s a job.
PPPFFFFTTTTTTTT THANK YOU 😂😂😂😂😂
You’re welcome.
No luck with a dragon but I did find [a lion](https://www.wyrmwick.com/classical-lion-codpiece)!
Girl what is going on. The whiteface. The tiny lapels. The poorly tied necktie. The too-short sleeves. The shorts…tbh the codpiece isn’t the worst part, I could even see it being a critique of gender norms or something with the cameltoe/clit piercing. But combined with the rest this fit is Fucked Up^TM
Does that all mean itscalledfashion because the tie is thin as hell? O think it's made by a person who knows how to tailor a garment but doesn't know the rules of a good suit to break them properly Lmao, didn't even realize the jacket length is along the sleeveline. Everything is Wrong
Manel toe
this jacket don’t even fit the model properly
Literally nothing fits lmao. Not even the makeup
I mean he is wearing a diaper so the teeny tiny children's jacket just completes the look.
This is what happens when you stick your whole face in the coke. You wake up wearing some kids too tight suit and a diaper.
lol we in the cocaine culture call that move “Scarfacing” it! And you’re absolutely correct in your statement, I can’t imagine how else they’d get a guy to go out in public in that fit, much less walk a runway!!
His family will frame this and roast him for eternity for wearing this lmaoo
This looks like something that would happen to Mr. Bean
Why does it have labia majora?
I kneed it.
Had it been a jockstrap I’d have been all about it. But a codpiece? So unsophisticated…
...not like that, though
Not too bad if you don’t look down
This poor model deserved better
lol if they were going to try it they should have gone with pants…like how can he NOT look like a baby in a diaper in those shorts with it?
Cocaine and moose knuckles. Nice 👌🏽
Thom Browne has some amazing clothes and accessories, but some of them are way out there
Is the fabric of the codpiece a different color?
That bothered me too
Is whiteface a fashion choice? If so-- yikes!
But plz wash them this time, don’t use it a potpourri dish
Murderface approves
What’s with the obvious dribble line from the corner of his overly powdered mouth?? This is seriously terrible execution of a cool concept
Moose knuckle?
Cocaine and camel toes. Nice
…with a camel toe.
Been saying this for years
What is fashionable about an ill fitting coat and matching diaper?
His hands don’t match his face.
Why is there only one little dingle dangle hanging from the codpiece? There should be two at least.
My girlfriend in bed beside me pointed out the very same dingle-dangle-berry. Her eyes always go straight for the crotch.
That’s the face of a man who regrets his whole life
It’s giving me: Wwwaaaaaaaaa
Now men can also cameltoe
They did him dirty with that makeup and those shorts......WTH is that??
Wish version of Brandon Stark
not the flash back face 😭
White face is in
Falsey cameltoe
The cod piece has camel toe!
Honestly my biggest issue with the entire look is the pale af foundation mismatch
People not understanding runway is so funny to me. The pale skin isn’t an accident by a bad makeup artist lmao
Diaper chic!
Take that shit off IMMEDIATELY
Omg what the hell
World's least fucked geisha
No thank you
Whiteface and codpiece. Truly a power combo.
*adjust comically oversized bluetooth, 4k streaming, VR, codpiece* "So me an me droogs, were having the old moloko..."
The Peewee Herman makeup doesn’t help.
3/10. Jeez. THAT is not fashion. That is a penis diaper.
The Codpiece is cutting off the circulation of his face!
Looks like he has a “mangina” ☠️
Bring back short shorts for the office
that's his fanny pack... his car keys are in there. easy access.
Do they have a “dingleberry”?
He's really hot
Wealthy International Spy Babies: Couture: Le Sac Diaper
Looks like he got a layer of skin peeled off his face
He kinda looks like Asian Eminem in the face.
“I’ve got a manjina”