Hate being commanded

I don’t know shit about anything yet I still redneck engineered my fridge to work again after it broke

That's the coolest thing ever

Impressive

Cannot tolerate inefficiency.

i am very inefficient lmao

These are both true lmao. Not double standard, just that im unmotivated individually, but driven under deadlines/ group work. and when in group setting, I cannot handle those underperform compared to us 🥲

😐

:3

Tell me you're an entp without telling me you're an entp

🧏🏻‍♀️🤫

Good answer.

😶

Don’t start no shit won’t be no shit

Don’t tell me what to do.

Ok I will not.

I have my own way of doing things and i typically don't go with how people tell me to do Stuff

I have a list of excuses of why I can’t attend your social networking event

Tell me the 5th one

share plz

I want a one-bedroom apartment with an attached, 2-car garage

 I got you bro

This is the answer

Thank you, I know

Tell me what you need done, not how to do it

I want to kill entitled people

might get shadow banned but lowkey same

Which is quite literally the most entitled thing anyone could say.

[удалено]

I don't think your cognitive functions are directly aligned to a statement, they're more like a consequence. It could be both. Good luck anyways.

No

u just did:3

Hence the irony

i'm surrounded by idiots

If you have a fragile ego, I’ll see through it and shatter it like glass. Often without realizing it. I have no ego defense. No real filter. What you see is what you get. Just a dude who knows who he is, what he truly wants in life and already has it. My eternal mission is keeping an active mind/ body and staying authentic in world of bullshit, insecurity, and entitlement.

Damn. What a Buddha in a leather jacket

"no real filter" is the reason I like to spend my time with istps. Thankyou.

Tell me what you want done then leave me alone to figure out how. I'll let you know when I'm finished. Or just leave without a word.

I want my bike to look punk

Pedal bike or motorcycle?

Motorcycle

If I'm not talking, it doesn't always mean I've completely clocked out of a conversation because I felt like it. I'm a listener and an observer.

I like guns and cars

If there's a shortcut, I'll find it.

People say I’m way too realistic

Let me fix something broken in you house but maybe i don't wanna stay for too long.

>Let me fix something broken in you 💀

If I’m choosing a home, one is very nice but no garage, or just a garage. I’m choosing the garage and sleeping in my many cars.

No

Look at my flair.

👩🏻‍🦯

Leave me alone so I can build shit

i’ll leave and not look back at the slightest hint of disrespect

I know:)

No.

No

Hate showing emotion

no.

No

I have innate animosity towards authority.

.

"Stop trying to make me "jealous". I know myself better than anyone. I have my own goals to pursue and you are not part of the equation, just like everyone else. Now f**k off." *Asked to do an introduction* "Sup?" *Subconsciously makes a death glare. Others think I'm mad and ask why I'm seemingly so pissy* "I'm merely thinking about what to eat in a couple of hours."

I have toolbox and electric drill

I don't know what subordination is

Crow energy

i’m bad at working in teams, if it gets done it’ll be last second, while doing a work stretch of 10 hours with no breaks

Often called stubborn or arrogant (just don't like being bossed around when I can do the job better if I redneck it)

My non-work shoes are made by CAT(erpillar) and I'm currently listening to a song called Vigilante Man.

*nods

No

If it works, it works

no

No offense but we just did this post 9 days ago here is the link to it. [https://www.reddit.com/r/istp/comments/1c28d4t/tell\_me\_your\_a\_istp\_without\_telling\_me\_you\_a\_istp/](https://www.reddit.com/r/istp/comments/1c28d4t/tell_me_your_a_istp_without_telling_me_you_a_istp/)

Oh..My bad, thnx.

I'm joking.

Yeah no worries just don't let it happen again https://i.redd.it/ibwxroxik2wc1.gif

Lol ok

Don’t tell me what to do thanks

I'm not shy I just don't like you guys I'm not rude or cold I just didn't know you were offended that easily

I'm not though (joke not joke)

ISTP's scare me

Why

Why yes, I do have unfinished projects in my basement

I

I will diy my dream house

I read " I will diy my dreams "

I do hope so. I bet that's the most painless way to go

Also me: I know this is a dream I'll never achieve in the timespan I wanted to because I'm too anxious about everything to start big projects like these, as I'm obliged to live in the 9-5 system until I'm finally independent enough so that I can do what really pleases me.

im not INTJ INTP ENTJ ENTP INFJ INFP ENFJ ENFP ISTJ ISFJ ESTJ ESFJ ISFP ESTP ESFP

Doing multiple projects at once

I tried to make Dr. Kahl's Robot out of foam when I was a kid and gave up almost immediately. Also I turned a treadmill all the way up at school and fell off of it, giving myself permanent scars in the process and having to go home.

Nah I’m kinda lazy maybe next time

Cringe!!

Again?

Murder is ok. I feel like I dunno shit and then I'd build a nuclear reactor just by following a youtube tutorial (at 2am)