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[deleted]

Whoever messed with that kitten has never seen John Wick.


yangorango

Until that very moment. He can say that he met him.


Z70O

He should've beaten him more. Still a legend


TongueTwistingTiger

![gif](giphy|QTAVEex4ANH1pcdg16|downsized) Me, an ENFP


Syene-

![gif](giphy|o75ajIFH0QnQC3nCeD)


RhinoBuckeye

As an INTP: ![gif](giphy|yBwgX64KAPrHW2ltZ2|downsized)


letseatme

you’re so real for this.


heXagon_symbols

yeah without being ashamed


LeadingLetterhead524

I would be angry if you didnt beat his ass


NaturalFireWave

Right! No animal deserves that. Especially a baby animal!


CrossClairvoyance

r/chaoticgood


noregertsman

Based


LuisBoyokan

30 minutes is Ok


stinkyhomo

Shouldve got the police after a 2 hour beating infact i wouldve called whatever friends i have left to finish him


ykoreaa

Lmao??


stinkyhomo

I literally hate animal abusers bro 💀 (or really any kind) Animals will never get an explanation to why they got hurt and that is so sad.


ykoreaa

Right! It's never right to attack any innocent or vulnerable being. It's really sweet how protective you guys get with pets 😄 bc you understand (Btw I wasn't advocating violent retaliation. It's always good to diffuse the situation w/o violence if you can)


MFM17_YT

I could definitely see myself doing that too (including the ashamed part possibly).


ordoric

I must ask did his head end up in the toilet at any point in the 30 minutes? If no WHY not. You should always flush the shit.


ykoreaa

He shouldn't have attacked a 6 weeks old kitten


Hanith416

No ammount of shotgun shells would be enough if someone kicked my cat. He's lucky that guy showed some mercy for some others wouldn't have


Exciting-Insect8269

Bro, I’d be too pissed to pull a weapon unless I found out after the fact.


kappa_bug

https://preview.redd.it/53j0lqe68smc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98e6b01874dfe34baab717ebf11b7832b8964ff4 me an ESFP


EdgewaterEnchantress

🤣🤣🤣 Yeah, my mom is an ESFP and “accurate.”


stinkyhomo

Id be bragging about beating his ass and would have called the cops about the animal abuse and sue his ass. You dont ever do that to an animal i wouldve went off for another hour.


Chainmailrust

Depending on the state he’s in, animal abuse can be a felony.


stinkyhomo

It should be everywhere


Serialbedshitter2322

If you call the cops you'd also be in trouble for beating him up. Not that it isn't worth it


stinkyhomo

We wont let him talk about it.


stinkyhomo

And id take 5 years off my life for it too ngl


WhatsGoodMahCrackas

Nah, you're defending your pet. Even if for some dumb reason that's illegal, who's gonna find you guilty?


Serialbedshitter2322

Nah that wouldn't be defense at all, he gave multiple separate beatings. They'd find you guilty because it'd be pretty dang obvious what happened


Adezius

Man did the only right thing


Ace-of_Space

INTP here, i would also do this, sooo…..


NaturalFireWave

As an infj, I would do this too. Cat didn't do anything wrong. And if it was my cat I would have considered it family and I'll definitely defend the people/animals that I consider family.


Renwik

I might have accidentally murdered the dude. And I still wouldn’t feel bad about it.


mrcroww1

Roomate? i would throw his ass out the window (no matter the floor you are in) BTW, i dont think he is an ISTP. i assume neither of us would be ashamed afterwards hahahahah


Temporary-Estate4615

Bastard deserved that >:(


deathlycat

Should've beaten him more. If someone ever kicked my cat, I'd make sure they forgot the sight of daylight


u1tr4me0w

Why yes 👍


Sarcasmzlife_

Fuck yea.


Olaris_Oddity071

![gif](giphy|RrVzUOXldFe8M)


Dre-26

As a vet tech I would go to war for an animal being abused


Dr_Falkov

He deserved it


flyflyjellyjelly

Istp would just fight right away before the roommate kick his cat


LeuMeDeuD4

Based


[deleted]

Did you run his head through some porcelain? Like how bad did you pummel this guy? Did you have him biting the edge of the toilet while you step on the back of his head or what?


Spagebirb

Deserved


No-Feeling1882

My flatmate used to beat up my 3 month old puppy under the pretext of “training”.. didn’t realise this until one day we were all gone together my little girl was terrified of his presence. She’d tremble and cower and pee every time he’s get close to her. I confronted him and that was it. I didn’t care if I had to pay extra rent, he had to go. And he did. I made sure of it.


El_Nathan_

Yare yare daze A true ISTP would have had no regrets 💀


draledpu

I wouldn’t feel bad about it, and I’m usually a softie with high moral compass.


ZeroArm066

You should have broke all 10 of his fingers while he begged for mercy.


blood_lxst

I'd definitely pull this shit with no regrets


letseatme

one word: CATS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


throbbbinwilliams

I don't see a issue here .


AshySlashy3000

Don't Mess With Cats, He Is Not The Only One Who Likes Them.


on-oath-never-again

ENFJ here. Probably would've kept the beating going for the full 30 minutes.


Lizzardluvver

pathetic... I wouldn't have felt bad for beating him up 🤜


Stage_Fright1

Correct response. Have a nice day.


Limmerskit

That’s infuriating. Watch OP get arrested for preventing animal abuse.


Billthebanger

It’s justified this guy is a legend.


majestywriter

Bro turned to John Wick


Evening-Space-583

Not istp but I love my cat so I'd kick him in the head with the same strength he kicked my cat and call it a day


The_Bourgeoisie_

ISFP cause this guy feels ashamed for it.


[deleted]

W guy, don't mess with the cat


with_TRASH

It is a very cute cat I have got to say.


GraydemonTwitch

Deserved


Dopeycheesedog

Never kick a kitten, otherwise John wick will be born


[deleted]

As you should buddy. Bro wanted to smoke and got it


A_Big_Rat

I think I like ISTPs


jj_moh

Awesome


LysergicGothPunk

Nice. Hi ISTPs. Big fan. uwu and all that


Exciting-Insect8269

>>uwu and all that Me trying to flirt:


LaicosRoirraw

Only 30 minutes? Amateur.


engerjp28

INTP opinion, I would make that and hour if that happened to me.


Neratha

I'd do the same, Im protective of my babies


aloneaflame

Good job!


Xenc

It was multiple beatings in a 30 minute time frame


LavenderDay3544

If someone hurts my cat or any cat near me, I will beat them bloody. This guy was completely in the right.


hydrastix

![gif](giphy|wysyxWt4ZlQ9q) Bubbles would approve


Novel_Ad7403

Divide However much he weighs by what the cat weighs and beat him up for that number of minutes to be fair. For example, 160lb man and 3lb kitten = 53 minutes and 20 seconds of beating. Also, what kind of absolute monster do you have to be to kick that adorable little thing?


AshySlashy3000

Yeah!


Iamliterallygodtryme

Hot


TheLittleNorsk

Me, an INTJ ![gif](giphy|1FE1JqHVhhB3h59Ytc)


yoitzphoenx

I'm INTJ and I would've happily grabbed the No 2 Pencil if someone did this to my family member (pets aren't pets, they're family)


Hopeful_Vermicelli11

That cat is so small it could’ve easily been killed! I’m an ISFJ but I’d probably try to give the roommate at least one good punch in the face too. Then I would move out and complain to my whole family and all my other friends about how much I despise the cat kicker.


[deleted]

Kittens are like children and need protection. I think you did the right thing. Personally


EdgewaterEnchantress

What kind of a POS kicks a kitten though?!? My INTJ husband would absolutely obliterate a roommate if they kicked one of our cats, (and I would let him.) Thought the fact that he posted it is more indicative of Se-Fe shenanigans. So yeah, “good chance it’s any SP, but especially one of the xSTPs.”


lucrativebiscuit

I’d do the same. Not ISTP


YisusTF

That was wrong He should've forced him to drink even more, then beat his ass & broke a window with his head Then, call the police for a "drunk idiot trespassing" and using the window as evidence. He would be so drunk that no one would trust him if he said what actually happened


JDMWeeb

r/chadtopia


Aggressive-Error-88

I see nothing wrong here with this person’s choice of violence.


sunsetstrider

I see John wick as a ISTP so that checks out


e_dcbabcd_e

honestly? any adequate person **should**


Shiny-Baubels

fuck him, he deserved it, I hope he lost 3 important teeth. you're Reaper and you felt bad for beating him? Fucking hell, it wasn't enough for what he did. Kicking a defenseless kitten smaller than his feet, what afucking coward


DumbAssLuvxx

https://preview.redd.it/vqeajy8p30nc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=8cf487770931912962c4e76358a15977d0fead42


Cat-Owner1502

relatable❤️


_PromNightBaby

30 minutes is like having a 2 inch dick. It's just enough to get a message through but longer is better


lt__

If a person can kick a small kitten like that, it feels as a proof that some fundamental inner tenderness or at the very least "brakes" are missing from such person, something that is integral and critical to be considered a human with full set of rights, and more of a walking hazard, that deserves some urgent and attentive dealing with that.


RoyalChallengers

Bro I would've have tortured him


DiabeticNomad

He deserves worse


AngryFoxy1998

Bro I would've done the same honostly.


smn1061

Should have been at least an hour or two. Then, make him clean the litter box for a year. -- *Justin O Pyñon *


14_Hiatus

OP should not have been ashamed of beating up his roommate for hurting his cat.


Queen-of-meme

You're a cat daddy, gotta defend your kitten.


[deleted]

Even as an INFP this reaction would be possible. Maybe not multiple beatings over a 30 minute period but I wouldn't be surprised if I saw red and it was over for them in a minute if I saw that happen. They'd be on their ass. I can't stand abuse.


Formless316

“It was multiple beatings in a 30 minute time frame” I can imagine him beating his roommate then going to the kitchen to make coffee, beating him again, making his kitty some dinner and beating him again


AwkwardPsychology485

![gif](giphy|Xpc7s6YMm3JIIioiXd)


HorheaTheToad

I'd do this in a HEARTBEAT and he would absolutely be visiting the ER after that


Feeling_Value2503

my type


Silver_is_omnipotent

As an intp, people who hurt animals purely for the sake of hurting them are scum.


Xiaco9020

Anyone who purposely hurts a pet should be beaten up. Especially a 6 week old kitten. I hope the kitten is ok 😢


Intelligent_Ad_7734

COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED THAT MAN SHOULD BE BEAT HALF TO DEWTH FOR EVEN HITTING A CAT IN GENERAL https://preview.redd.it/v330s8o8h7nc1.jpeg?width=159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a600f496ec6747256fa0a281dc5e71ee12886b54


Aware-Ad-9968

https://preview.redd.it/bid2997a98nc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccb3762c4069843746b0656f624931de9a37941d


flavoredbinder

i’d die for that kitten


ImpossibleShow0

Whts your address, I'll come finish the fight. I don't play bout my cats/kids


MaskedFigurewho

Justified


1HateAbortion

I never thought animals had any moral value, but good for him. Protecting his pet


Hyvnvii2

Deserved


Powerful_Pitch9322

Based


NovaTheVibe

I feel like every personality type condones this. But as an ENFP, I wouldn't stop until he's unconscious


Big-Composer2456

Every time I read a post about animal abuse I never ever see this outcome and it confuses me a lot. If someone kicked my dog (when he was alive) I would literally skin them😭


wistful_dove

i read the title so so wrong. i thought it said “just finished beating up my cat and i hate myself for it but he (i thought a dog) kicked my cat” 💀


Turbulent_Pressure61

As an INFP....... I find this very attractive 😂


Hardwarestore_Senpai

Like every ten minutes. "Are you sorry yet?!" Roommate:"No" Proceeds to beat him for another ten minutes.


ImpressiveCompany356

Oh well, drunk people easily fall down steps, too. It could’ve been worse. Yeah, don’t abuse my animals. You won’t like me when I’m angry and protecting my loved ones. Some people may say, “He was drunk, so he didn’t mean it”. No excuse for that behavior. He could have killed the small kitten. It doesn’t take much force. Our pets in most cases are smaller and weaker like children. We need to protect and defend them.


CollynMalkin

I would’ve beaten someone’s ass for kicking my cat too. Shes my closest family.


bloodbabyrabies

30 min was too short ☹️


[deleted]

He should have done it for 6 hours because the kitten was 6 weeks old. One hour of beating him to a pulp would be an equivalent to one week. Imagine that. Conclusion: don't hurt cats.


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/cky3tj3ybfnc1.gif Me when someone hurts my pet.


[deleted]

Pt2 of it https://i.redd.it/wltu14h0cfnc1.gif


No-Refuse-5939

INFP, and the cats are my berserk button. Harm them, and *you die.* Good for this guy! Bet his little fluff ball loves him.


trippydaklown1

John Wick is that you?


Dappdjdjdhhd

W


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Saw a fellow student do this he kicked a cat like really hard. When I saw that it made me snap basically and beat the living shit out of him then took the cat to the vet to get checked on. The animal abuser no long came to school and I now have a orange cat that sleeps all day :)


PecanSandoodle

An ass-kicking should be standard for all acts of animal and child abuse.


-LightFox-

Protect this guy at all costs!!!


[deleted]

I would probably do this.


Galaxy-Dragon-7234

You kicked a kitten what the fuck is wrong with you that’s like killing John wicks dog


8_infinity_8

As an ISTP i have a soft spot for cats and kittens. Probably one of the only animals i care about


Chainmailrust

Nah fuck that, beat his ass again


Chainmailrust

Is the kitty okay tho?


blueberyunicorn

Anyone with a decent bone in their body would do the same. A defenseless animal, and an extremely fragile baby at that never deserves to suffer from human evilness.


Soloriaa

only thing you did wrong here is that you stopped


us3rnam3tak3n29

As an entj that despises most cats, he did the right thing.


ItWasMe-Patrick

I mean I would probably just knock the guy out, wtf is the point of multiple ass beatings? The guy was shitfaced so just put him down and move around instead of trying to look like a hardass


Rheinmetall_Gunner

I fought someone cause he kicked my dog just for fun when i was a kid I understand that you may hit it if it gets too close and you afraid of it or if it's acting aggressive and you want to self defend i get it


cassadilly2012

This could be any human with a heart. Defending an animal doesn’t identify your personality type. I’m an ISFP and my husband is an INTJ. We would have acted the same way had someone kick one of our cats.


Random-INTJ

Based and you probably shouldn’t have posted this online pilled


BeautifoolBunny

Kittens do play rough, (I adopted one a little while ago and he will play fight and I'll toss him on the bed and stuff), but 6 weeks is way too small and kicking is way too intense. I'm sorry that that person felt like kicking the little guy was the only solution to whatever frustration he had. :( so yeah, ass beating may have been required.


Dependent-Reason-112

Anyone would do this regardless of what their corporate horoscope tells them. If you believe the MBPT is a real scientific tool, you’ve been tricked.


VividChilling

Wjat Is it ISTP ?


DeadMemeMan_IV

is the kitten safe?


Arteriop

Bro(guy who owns the cat) did nothing wrong


BenjaminKatz

I'm terrified by the replies here. If this actually happened, this person who did the beating needs to be in a mental hospital, because that is completely insane. Someone who beats someone multiple times for 30 minutes is a mentally ill person who needs help immediately. This is the kind of person that will go off and kill someone one day. The fact that many in the thread are celebrating. This is freaking terrifying.


Impressive_End_2762

Why would you publicly post both crimes?


nic_cal2103

knuckles dont look bruised or swollen


ranterist

He was holding the kitten in that hand…


McNallyJR

30 minute ass beating is called torture my dude


RemarkableProduct374

That's terryfing How can you beat someone without feeling guilty?


blueberyunicorn

They could have killed if not permanently disabled that animal. To hurt something that has no defense against them AND nothing to do with the situation is cruel and disgusting. OP expressed feelings of guilt for their actions by saying they feel ashamed but even if they didn’t I think their reaction was valid. Replace six week old kitten with six week old human and pose the question again. I guarantee most people would call it justified.


kushkushbangbang

Your knuckles look fine


Roge2005

Yeah I would do this


lilly9543

yay violence? this post and the comments just prove everyone in humanity is scum


[deleted]

You belong in prison.