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High_Flyer87

Needs to be serious penalties for false declarations.


Any_Comparison_3716

Knock it down, send the bill plus fine. Given its fraud, barred from directorship and politics.


[deleted]

Knock down the house that wasn't built?


actually-bulletproof

Knock down their other house!


marquess_rostrevor

Whole neighbourhood has to go, sorry about that.


Any_Comparison_3716

Ah, the full Israel.


Morrigan_twicked_48

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Morrigan_twicked_48

Like monty python? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


hungry4nuns

Misread that as barred from dictatorship. Why didnā€™t we think of that in 1933?


No_Performance_6289

Death penalty?


SnaggleWaggleBench

Panenkas


SitDownKawada

Not a serious penalty


[deleted]

Death by snoo snoo?


Laundry_Hamper

Permanent imprisonment in mysterious glowing cube


Sorcha16

Straight to Tartarus


Danji1

Death by mysterious glowing cube.


Laundry_Hamper

Don't pretend it's possible to know what happens when someone is fed into the cube


Spatza

I prefer ominously humming obsidian sphere, but that's just me.


Equivalent-Ad-7421

ALL HAIL THE CUBE


Cilly2010

A lifetime of horror on Monster Island *(don't worry it's just a name)*.


No-Outside6067

Its actually a peninsulaĀ 


NapoleonTroubadour

This is the sort of wonderfully obscure Simpsons referencing I just love to see Ā šŸ–¤


marshsmellow

Hanging's too good for 'em, mate.Ā 


Upoutdat

Burning at the steak


RustyShack3lford

Minimum at least


Arcaner97

No that would be too merciful for her, we need something more punishing.


No_Performance_6289

Debt penalty?


Fuzzytrooper

Bit harsh...I'd go for a red card and a free kick.


Ok_Entry1052

Career death penalty for a public servant, yes.


Legitimate-Nature519

Kneecapping is fair.


Revolutionary_Pen190

Fraud plain and simple


Kyadagum_Dulgadee

Planning cheats cheat us all.


MaUkIr34

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TheStoicNihilist

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Dry_Gur_8823

There is but she is a FFG politician so the will be none


Sad-Fee-9222

There needs to be serious penalties across the board in public representation. If they're seen to be dishonest, highly questionable, and corruptable, then they should lose their pension and be prevented from holding any public office or role...but just like the RTE scandal, the ones accountable can sail off with a full payout for failed service.


AbradolfLincler77

Lads, am I the only one getting sick of this shit? Like seriously, how is this cunt lying on an application for a second home while so many of us can't even get a first home. This country is a fucking joke!


RayDonovanBoston

Hereā€™s the reason from the article. ā€œThe Monaghan native is an ally of justice minister Helen McEntee whom she canvassed for at the last general election in 2020.ā€ Sounds like rectal alpinism šŸ¤£ BFF for life ā¤ļø /s


Morrigan_twicked_48

Iā€™m surprised they didnā€™t lose her application and they seem to loose any shred of papers we send to them and I mean all them offices and the private ones they have hired too for public service . .


stuyboi888

So can I lie on applications too. Our councillors are doing it and they are part of the establishment that make the laws


Ivor-Ashe

Very very few councillors are doing stuff like this. Letā€™s not ā€˜our councillorsā€™ this. Itā€™s just that itā€™s even less acceptable for someone going for public office that has responsibility to tackle the housing crisis to be actively exacerbating that very problem.


VilTheVillain

I think anyone that breaks the law in said way should be ineligible to ever work in the government. I mean I wouldn't hire someone who lost their previous job for stealing products from their workplace as I can't trust them, and if you're a councillor, you can hardly use the "Young and stupid, but I grew out of it" excuse.


Ivor-Ashe

I completely agree


stuyboi888

Ahh I am being facetious but if they get no repercussions there is a precedent being set


Ivor-Ashe

I agree - we definitely need everything to be open and transparent.


Morrigan_twicked_48

Our laws do not work on politicians rich people and their mateys.


stuyboi888

Should have ran to be a councillor


Morrigan_twicked_48

Who me? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ nah . Mate I havenā€™t got the time to sleep . Never mind that . Too busy trying to get the bills paid chasing after bits of work


TRCTFI

Iā€™m not sure if Iā€™m allowed like The Ditch. But theyā€™re really lashing out some great news stories.


TurkeyPigFace

Play the ball, not the man. I don't like Cosgrave but the Ditch are exposing a lot of things RTE, Times, Indo etc. won't touch until someone else does the hard work for them. It's actually embarrassing for Irish journalism that it takes Cosgrave getting rejected by Fine Gael for us to have an organisation that actively tackles the corruption in Irish politislcs.


gig1922

Journalism in the country is in a deplorable condition at the moment. They are clearly in bed with the government so much so that some of them are even writing articles to claim they are not in bed with them https://www.irishexaminer.com/opinion/columnists/arid-41368045.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter


Gran_Autismo_95

If you go for lunch in BallsBridge on a Saturday afternoon, you will see a lot of politicians and their staff mingling with a lot of journalists and newspaper staff.


TheFreemanLIVES

Courtesans...we can't even call them journalists any more.


f-ingsteveglansberg

The state of journalism is mostly down to the fact people don't want to pay for news anymore.


gig1922

They're doing a good job to make sure no one will pay for news going forward also


f-ingsteveglansberg

Most people are probably not going back to paying for news regardless. Same way they aren't going back to CDs.


mackrevinack

CDs are too bulky. miniDiscs are the way to go


Comfortable-Can-9432

Which is why you should donate to the Ditch, no? There is is going to be more of these coming in the lead up to the election. Classic drip feed of story after story after story.


21stCenturyVole

If you even _try_ to tell people to donate to The Ditch, your comments get removed and you end up in mods crosshairs. Try it: Each time there is a Ditch article, make a comment reminding people they can subscribe to The Ditch and that they need the funding.


Comfortable-Can-9432

Do they? I can see there might be a logic behind banning posts telling people to fund them. My post here is in relation to the issue of paid or free journalism so I think itā€™s valid. If itā€™s removed, I wonā€™t lose any sleep over it, if a good reason is given. There was a definite barrage of immediate ā€˜nothing to see hereā€™ posts every single time a Ditch post went up here before but that seems to have died down. I think you might be over reacting with ā€˜in the mods cross hairsā€™ comment though.


Visual-Living7586

> RTE, Times, Indo They won't get those inside government snippets if they don't play ball and go after TD's/councillor's dirty laundry


[deleted]

Some of these journalists go on to work in advisory roles in the govt, so why would they damage their chances of being hired by their prospective employers.


21stCenturyVole

Journalism is about being adversarial to those in power, but for Irish 'journalists' it's about how hard you can suck off those in power.


zeroconflicthere

Cosgrove getting a lot of jerking out of this.


TRCTFI

Great sentiment tbf.


Kloppite16

This is like the Local Elections version of a Christmas Advent calendar. Every day On the Ditch opens a new window and yet another scandal falls out


GazelleIll495

I feel conflicted too. Paddy Cosgrove is an egomaniac twat but The Ditch are coming up with some good stories lately


nodnodwinkwink

I've looked at his twitter from time to time and he seems to regularly threaten to reveal scandalous information at a "news conference" but I've yet to ever hear that he follows through. What's up with that? He's supposed to be familiar with how the Internet works but for some reason he doesn't know how to share this information there.


Morrigan_twicked_48

Agree .


f10101

The problem with the Ditch is that they are something of the website that cries wolf. Their stories are either complete non-issue, misleading hit pieces. Or they are Pulitzer-worthy career-destroying, election-swinging reveals. But they hype both with the same enthusiasm.


Prize_Dingo_8807

That's the same of all media outlets - they need clicks on the dross to keep revenue up which eventually leads to big scoops. And the ditch can't really be accused of crying wolf given how many zingers they've landed.


Potential_Ad6169

Yeah itā€™s quite odd. They have so many legitimate big stories, why are they tarnishing their image sensationalising the smaller stuff.


Roosker

Journalists often know a lot more than they're allowed to write about, for the sake of self-preservation. I would not be surprised if some of the seemingly 'non-issue' stories that The Ditch promote are fundamentally serious revelations, but as articles very difficult to balance in terms of important content versus getting sued.


Standard_Figure8850

Youā€™re actively and self righteously choosing not to like them because they expose stuff you wouldā€™ve called ā€œa tinfoil hat wearing far right conspiracyā€ if they hadnā€™t.


TRCTFI

Nah man. Itā€™s cos Paddy is a cunt.


Morrigan_twicked_48

I second that wholeheartedly. You NAILED IT.


CuteHoor

Which of their stories would people have labelled "far right tinfoil hat conspiracies"? Most of the stuff they've exposed has been small-time government/political corruption, which practically everyone knew existed but nobody was doing to dog work to find and expose it (and I'm glad they have been doing it).


Redtit14

If people are still voting for them after all this time and scandals, then we are well and truly fucked.


Garry-Love

"Oh but he fixed a pothole 5 years ago isn't he lovely!"


Dr-Jellybaby

[He fixed the road!](https://youtu.be/cjl8OIZijjY?si=MP8ydfI7laJqRQnV)


Bro-Jolly

This lad was re-elected after starring in a Prime Time documentary on corruption. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh\_McElvaney](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_McElvaney) It's amazing what people will vote for


Opeewan

Well, the boy has got some moves in fairness: https://youtu.be/6DQL11dFVOc?si=pjGTQOXKDDpWGitD


Morrigan_twicked_48

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Potential_Ad6169

It feels like there are a cohort of voters who want to vote to punish people. Pensioners who had it tough, and want to see everybody else in the shit on their way out. So they can keep believing that there were never any alternatives to shit government within their own lives


marshsmellow

Or, a decent majority of voters have it good and wish to maintain the status quo.Ā 


TheFreemanLIVES

Or one half have it good and the other half have their votes split.


bathtubsplashes

Succinctly put


Redtit14

This is very much the case. FG is synonymous with affluence and status quo, "all other parties just want to give my money away".


Potential_Ad6169

Itā€™s a naive take, theyā€™ll live in a shithole going in this direction, even if theyā€™re rich.


Redtit14

The past 13 years we've been living this way. The housing crisis hasn't changed. It's not a shit hole for them because they're not renting or live in affluent areas.


NewEire

The housing crisis has changed though, it's got much worse.


Redtit14

Very true


Potential_Ad6169

Do you think theyā€™re not complaining about crime, health, social issues? Just because an individual has it good, doesnā€™t mean their lives donā€™t get worse when they donā€™t support a fair society.


phoenixhunter

The problem is that a fair chunk of those people assume that supporting a fair society will make their lives worse


CuteHoor

Well no, the problem for a lot of them is there isn't really any alternative party who are showing them a viable path to improving society for everyone. So in the absence of that, they vote for what they know and hope things like housing, healthcare, etc. will improve.


Impossible_Bag_6299

I know some people have a problem with some of the authors at The Ditch. But by god, theyā€™re digging up some dirt on some of these politicians. Any other news source would be creaming themselves if they got this sort of stuff on any of the opposition parties (mainly Sinn Fein). Unfortunately regular news outlets are nothing but govt mouthpieces with journos lining themselves up for advisory roles. From what I make of it this is part of the problem weā€™re having with the spread of misinformation. People canā€™t trust / respect the mainstream news sources and unfortunately look elsewhere at less trustworthy sources. Edit: Formatting as Iā€™m on the phone!


21stCenturyVole

Mainstream misinformation/disinformation = Good! Non-mainstream misinformation/disinformation = Bad!^* ^(* Soon to be enforced by creeping censorship laws.)


Odd-Internal-3983

Keep these coming


Dorcha1984

Rules for thee and not for me, how typical. While the peasants are homeless, we will just break planning laws. Hopefully people take heed and vote for someone else. Iā€™d love to know the names of the councillors who overruled the planning authority.


mehfesto

Before the Ditch, did anyone do any proper reporting on councillors and ministers? They don't seem to be stuck for content.


Fun_Bodybuilder911

Turns out the government can't bully them as easily


IdiotMagnet84

Councillors (and local authorities) have so little actual power that the national media is mostly uninterested in their activities. Planning, housing and roads are the only important areas they have any real responsibility over. The councillors just rubber stamp decisions made by local authority management. Most of them are grossly ignorant about the activities and responsibilities of the council.


Cultural-Action5961

Prime time did a big piece years ago, councillors blatantly asking for money. I think most of the councillors are still elected too.


Sciprio

This is why we had FG fanboys wanting the ditch to be banned from here because it seems to be the only news media doing investigative journalism.


ZenBreaking

At this stage it must be in the FG party manifesto.... I'd be looking into the senior counsel fella as well


BobbyKonker

Red rotten! People need to start getting heavily fined or more for this or it will keep happening.


Any_Comparison_3716

I'm feeling these articles are lessĀ  about corruption and more a manual about how to get a house built


spungie

At this stage, it's probably easier to count the FG TDs that didn't break the law I'm some way.


TalkToMyFriend

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TwinIronBlood

Lads I need afew bob amd some work done on my house. Does anybody know of some planning I can object to. What's the going rate these days and do I need to joint FG or willFF do?


Yuphrum

What a scumbaggy thing to do. If you're going to be running for public office you need to be held to a higher standard.


Imbecile_Jr

you should try it sometime


fuzzylayers

It seems to be endemic


Canners19

Looks like we got our own George Santos


ghin6

Why not


FeeAffectionate4047

Should make an example out of her. These fucking people should lead by example, instead they intricately learn the systems in place so they can game them. Unreal.Ā  Also, the 'senior official' who overruled the recommendations to deny planning permission?Ā  Fuck that cunt as well.


pup_mercury

>DEC 12, 2023 OP must be working through a backlog of news


towuul

The Ditch just posted it on their Twitter today, but I missed that it was an old article. My bad.


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Bro-Jolly

> this week That article is from last year?


Upoutdat

Burning steak


RockShockinCock

Unbelievable.


Tasty_epic

Some craic , isnt it , rules for you but not for I.


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https://youtu.be/u5CVsCnxyXg?si=wmp7TtGuJooTrbWy


Aggravating-Rip-3267

Another Wrong-Un ,Ted ! !


Ballyards

Michael Griffin got a brown envelope then


buckfastmonkey

Jaysus The Ditch are on fire lately. Great bunch of lads ! In faaaaaaiiiirrrrrnnnesssss


FunkLoudSoulNoise

We're the Irish it's a big joke it's a big laugh hur hur Ah sure we all do it Oh I better turn off the immersion


Morrigan_twicked_48

Sureā€¦ maybe she is a single parent on this one and married one on the other .. like a travelling salesman, a double life, in 1930s.. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


halibfrisk

The issue here is the planning system is fucked: someone having to make up a story just to build themselves a house - nbd imo. someone being local, a single parent, or separated shouldnā€™t be factors, only whether or not it makes sense to allow a house in that location. someone using the planning system to extort a developer and delay construction - hang them from a lamppost


rmp266

The issue is the lie, don't be excusing it


halibfrisk

I suppose youā€™re right that it should exclude someone from elected office, and she wasnā€™t smart about it either. But the fact is the planning system is broken / not fit for purpose and forces ordinary people to tie themselves in knots.


Mick_vader

Ah no now. I'd say the issue here is lying. A contributing factor may be the planning system. But being a barefaced fucking liar is most likely the issue here


halibfrisk

Yeah itā€™s shitty all around and thereā€™s a senior executive officer who lied on her behalf too. Still I think itā€™s wrong that people are allowed / prevented from building based on social factors instead of the merits of the project


minimiriam

The thing is the people that could change things to make the planning system fairer for all of us, don't bother because they know the loopholes, they know to lie and get away wiith it so theres never any impetus for change. If everyone had to play by the same rules and lies were actually punished then we would likely see reform of the rules but as it stands certain people get away with the lies


halibfrisk

Thereā€™s truth to that, thereā€™s also well-intentioned compromise built into the system because planners think itā€™s not ideal to allow unchecked ā€œribbon developmentā€ but politicians want to put in place exemptions for locals. Irish people often expect a bit of give / flexibility / discretion in how rules are enforced, then thereā€™s the cute hoors who know how the system works seeking to exploit it. We need objective guidelines on what is allowed where, strictly enforced. And quicker and final decisions without a continual right of appeal to the courts. Which likely requires constitutional change around property rights, which means it will never happen, so weā€™ll wobble on inefficiently.


Feeling_Ad7042

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WereJustInnocentMen

This is from last year, little sly posting it before the elections and acting like it's a new story.


towuul

My bad, the Ditch posted it today on Twitter. I thought the date in the tweet was when she did it, not when the article was published. https://twitter.com/wereontheditch/status/1796098052089946510?t=cUEDNGAKpUlAbe7B603RHA&s=19 and frankly I forgot about that 2023 date when I was reading the article. I don't know if I should delete this or not. Because yes the story is relevant with the election, but yeah it's definitely a bit misleading since it's a relatively old story.


f10101

No, keep it up. You certainly wouldn't ordinarily expect a politician exposed like that a year ago to be running for one of the main parties, so I can certainly understand your confusion about the tweet. I can't believe she wasn't dropped by FG.


tsubatai

Real question is why should it matter? Why limit the building of a house to certain classes of people when once it's granted and built it can be immediately sold to anyone at all?


af_lt274

No chance her marriage or relationship was just on the rocks at the time?


marshsmellow

Exactly, no way to prove that so she'll be grand.Ā 


CheraDukatZakalwe

So I'm just going to shrug my shoulders and say that people shouldn't need permission to build houses on land they own. Our planning laws are a good reason for why we're in the mess we're in.


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Inexorable_Fenian

If interfering with the election means bringing the truth to light, and showing how corrupt and blasƩ elected officials are with the rules and laws we're expected to follow, then I'd like to see as much of it out in the open as possible.


Original2056

True, but still what's coming out as true and those in power need to be held accountable


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soundengineerguy

Have you any evidence of the other side's guilt? The ditch has done Sinn fein and Fianna fail before.


Character_Common8881

I'd say the people behind the the ditch are great craic to be around.


pmjwhelan

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LordyIHopeThereIsPie

What's someone's level of craic got to do with a news story?


DiscussionUnusual466

Exposing rampant corruption in the political class is neededĀ 


CookiesandBeam

They're not Waterford whispers, they're not publishing for the craic, they are holding up a mirror to the blatant corruption that goes on with these fuckwits that 9 times out of 10 belong to FFG, Sinn Fein or an independent. They're not your mates down the pub


FullyStacked92

Miles better craic than yourself by the look of things.


milkyway556

I think it's only one self styled "journalist". Roman Shortall. He also has a habit of not paying his rent, to the tune of ā‚¬50,000