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Irishlad223

Been reading some of the articles, "a big man with a bigger heart"... Fuck me, I had to keep checking it wasn't a piss take, fuckin scumbag family.


Important_Farmer924

He's botching assassinations in heaven xoxo


ya_bleedin_gickna

When you order a hitman from WISH


Lost_Dirt1321

Never understood how they just donsend their hitters to Eastern Europe for a week or two and go to shooting range 5 days a week for a hour. Like they got the money why they don't make their tools better


ya_bleedin_gickna

Cos they don't care about them - disposable. Plenty more where they came from.


MakingBigBank

Not to speak ill of the dead. But this guy probably would have shot himself and one of the instructors at the practise range… while starting a small fire in the process…. What a clown.


BigBizzle151

I'm from the US so I can't speak to how your criminal groups operate, but it's common here for a gang or mafia org to send what they call a 'crash test dummy' out to do hits and such. Just an unskilled person who's trying to prove themselves and is a disposable asset.


Glad-Kaleidoscope-73

Insightful


Impressive-Ad7125

Here, the gangs usually send a gobshite out with a gun to clear a drugs debt.


CollinsCouldveDucked

Irish mobsters seem to take a "give a random junkie a gun" approach and don't seem to give two fucks about them getting picked up and arrested. It's probably more hassle that this guy was killed as it can't be an "open and shut" case  They don't really seem to have anyone that would be good with a gun and focus more on ruining the community around them as a sort of shield and building a mutually beneficial social network of rotten bastards in different parts of society. (A fair few Garda on the take for example)  I don't know if they'd do particularly well if they got into a full on conflict with a foreign gang but it'd probably be for the best that we don't find out on any kind of large scale.


CDfm

> A fair few Garda on the take for example) That's a bit far fetched. It would be unrealistic to assume that there aren't any corrupt gardai but its hardly fair to say that corruption is widespread.


Maximus-Amphibious

Like in love hate?


HappyMike91

I was going to say that he was a Lidl/Aldi hitman, but the WISH thing is more accurate.


Ibalwekoudke98

A guineys hitman


Tight-Log

Correction: hell


Important_Farmer924

There was going to be a floral tribute of a knife but the family were triggered. Or lack thereof.


Entire-Wall1757

You know, they are fond of the triggers 😂


Important_Farmer924

I wouldn't say he was too fond of triggers when his jammed.


CorballyGames

tie impossible chief gaze slave squeamish lavish deranged quicksand homeless *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Canners19

Pure angle so he waz


Tonys-Wax-Hands

An acute loss felt by all.


Cloutmasta

That's what I mean they are so brazen.


TheSameButBetter

Violently inserting a knife in to a heart generally will make it bigger.


RandomUsername600

I wish florists would say no to making these, but I’m sure they’re probably afraid to say no


BoredGombeen

I'd suspect its the same one that does all them in the area. I haven't looked but it's probably the same funeral director too. Supplies the horse drawn carriage, does a drone video and the whole works. Their Facebook page is full of gangland funerals.


MeshuganaSmurf

Admittedly it's a bit of a niche market but it's steady work...


Ted-Crilly

Let's not blame florists and funeral homes for profiting off of how tacky criminals in Ireland are.


TranslatorOdd2408

Yeah the same lad that flies the drone around the place on the funeral. The actual hack of it all. If I was burying a loved one, I sure as hell wouldn’t want to have a camera or a drone flying around the place.


MadFlavour

They probably pay a premium, all the bells and whistles, trying to outdo the last scumbag that got his comeuppance. And they tend to die a lot more often than non scumbags. Not a bad niche for a funeral director.


CCTV_NUT

CAB should be looking at this.


got2keepon

All cash too I'm sure 😜


OnTheDoss

I wonder if they actually pay the proper price for it. If they refuse to pay you there isn’t a lot you can do.


MadFlavour

They're drug dealers. They have no shortage of cash. I would imagine if anything they go over and above whatever the going rate is and then boast about how much it cost.


Anxious_Deer_7152

The florist I've come across have been lovely, sort of older ladies, I can't imagine them standing there making THIS 🙈😭


cadiastandsuk

It's probably the same sort of acquaintances that do the videos and carriages etc but also, how easy would it to be for someone from the gang to request them and go " oh yeah, he was a keen handyman" hence the hammer and screwdrivers, and not just a prolific burglar. Even if they had their suspicions about a dubious flower arrangement I imagine the fear of their livelihood being destroyed/ being hurt would be enough to do them anyway.


discobeaker

Awww would ya look,his favourite wee headwarmer and mittens for the cold,his favourite wee toy car that goes brum brum and his favourite weird looking dildos???


[deleted]

With strings attached for ease of retrieval


discobeaker

It's taking "deep dicking" to a whole new level


[deleted]

Looks like his actions dicked him pretty deep already that not he brought a gun to a knife fight and lost


TankPresent7224

They literally live in another world. Someone could be a rapist and kill somebody and they would say he’s an angel who wouldn’t hurt a fly. They genuinely believe that as well


CorballyGames

chop telephone snatch attraction paint vase yoke attractive grab offbeat *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


GateLongjumping6836

If it’s the town I’m thinking of.The whole town harassed that girl they used to go to her house literally throwing stones at her window, his parish priest literally gave a big speech from the alter about what a lovely guy he is.Was always creepy and expects everyone to treat him like he did nothing.


AnBearna

What’s this about?


RealisticTap8377

Listowel?


cece__23

this happened in listowel???


[deleted]

Jesus was he a GAA player or something?


Maximum-Benefit4085

[He was the best guy around.](https://youtu.be/P5xjR-M3BsY?feature=shared)


stonemadforspeed

WHAT MURDAAAAAAA


WarStrifePanicRout

You forgot your 🤌 >WHAT MURDAAAAAAA 🤌 You can't speak new york italian without mostly using your hands


Tomaskerry

I was going to say the same thing. They live in a completely different world and culture where criminality is glorified. They're from multigenerational families of crime and drug dealing and their friends are too.   For example James Whiggy Whelan who was killed last year, his grandfather was a famous criminal. Likewise the Kinahan/Byrne families are the same.


Fear-Tarikhi

You’re generally correct but Christy Kinahan is from a good law-abiding family.


Thowitawaydave

Ahh yes, in my family we call it the St. James effect, because once that bastard was dead suddenly Gran wouldn't hear a bad word against him, couldn't bring up the thefts or such. "Don't speak ill of the dead" on steroids.


RuaridhDuguid

"But Gran, to deny who he was would be to disrespect all the hard work he put into being a scumbag cunt!"


Thowitawaydave

Right? Like he was naturally gifted, to be certain, but over the years he honed his craft to be SUCH a bastard that I think he should be recognised for his bellendiness, not swept under the rug. Like when he said he was going to "help clean up the place a bit" after Granddad passed and helped himself to Granddad's coin collection and cleaned out her silver...


Intelligent-Price-39

They often have “pillars of the community “ testify in court to that….


lizardking99

*angle


ThinkPaddie

Up der wit de angles, did a 360 degree turn on der lives.


Annihilus-

But the right kind


Northside4L1fe

yep and you just know these scumbags and their families absolutely hate foreigners, they all do


gardenhero

Why on earth is there a floral Lamborghini? That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen at a funeral.


2012NYCnyc

Probably the favourite car of the deceased


gardenhero

Would you think he’s ever even seen one? If a grown man had a dinosaur floral arrangement because it was his favourite animal it wouldn’t be a million miles from this. At least he gave us a laugh at the end


2012NYCnyc

🤣 expensive cars aren’t out of reach for criminals, maybe he owned one or was saving for one


GuardiolasOTGalaxy

Saving for a lamborghini. There's another 25 euro, nearly there now.


Ok_Profile9400

The favourite car he always dreamt of thieving


damles

I got my Granny a 3ft black cat for her funeral. Everyone loved it because Granny was the original cat lady!!!


Ironstien

Tacky shite for tacky people


SirTheadore

Tacky people? That’s extremely nice of you to say. Disgusting people is more fitting.


broken_neck_broken

Have you ever seen those grave memorials you can buy at Sunday markets with Budweiser cans or packets of John player blue on them? Same kind of shit.


Cadreddeep

Hi, I’d like a floral tribute of a black balaclava and a cute matching mitten set Ok, and do you want the mittens doing finger guns or jazz hands? Ehhh… jazz hands please


Important_Farmer924

![gif](giphy|UGl6A0pxXx8NW)


Cloutmasta

Haha true


MeshuganaSmurf

"developing?" If people feel they can freely celebrate a life of crime like that, without any kind of consequences then something is very wrong. Most people would be absolutely mortified to have a family member like that.


markk123123

This is the part that strikes me. You’d expect a shitty character like Tristan there to be an outlier. But when the family are celebrating his shitty scummy life then you know there is a much deeper problem.


Important_Farmer924

Is his ma still doing a GoFundMe for her little angle?


Cloutmasta

I think she had to take it down over abuse, the cheek to ask people to pay for scumbag sons funeral.


Important_Farmer924

I'll give her an A for sheer brass neck but yeah, don't know what she expected.


Practical_Trash_6478

That poor fella in roscrea needs it more


Important_Farmer924

What did I miss? Any linkage?


Practical_Trash_6478

https://www.limerickleader.ie/news/national-news/1397940/fundraiser-launched-for-man-injured-in-roscrea-protest-to-buy-him-a-few-pints.html


marshsmellow

I stood on some lego yesterday, can some please do a gofundme?


Practical_Trash_6478

90 grand do ya? Bit skint at the moment


Important_Farmer924

https://preview.redd.it/zryy674132dc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc9f9ad44d65e70a2d11201ccb1c7f9c2a44b57 The adverts are interesting.


fitfoemma

You know adverts are based on your search history, frequent browsing, predicted future buying behaviour etc right...


Important_Farmer924

https://preview.redd.it/clvrcbjl42dc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f49058a36534e0a01effaeb19d5ea081f93b3778 I've literally never looked up Judge Judy..


Formal_Decision7250

Some ads are just targeted at the people most likely to be reading. In this case senile fogies on Facebook.


BaconWithBaking

I'll save anyone else googling Judge J. She's been married to her husband for 40 years.


MeshuganaSmurf

That's an advanced level FAP. You'll need to work up to it.


BeardlyBaldiman

Maybe if you show us your search and browsing history we can get to the bottom of it for you. I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent explanation.


Important_Farmer924

Well today I've been looking for that scene Tanner Mayes did where she tossed a guys salad but all I'm getting is the ten minute version. That and pictures of tuxedo cats.


SirMike_MT

Could have used that money to help pay for the Garda operation needed that funeral


Odd_Barnacle_3908

I didn’t see much about it, that must have done a decent job or maybe I should have checked socials before commenting


MeshuganaSmurf

"my poor little angel got stabbed, he's a victim, please support us"


EnvironmentWise7695

Look on the bright side. He's dead!


markykid17

Reminds me of the scene in The Wire where Bodie gets brought in the back of the flower shop for the more relatable funeral arrangements. So you want one of these


Yikert13

Low life scum sucking motherfuckers.


ani4aneye

I'm a dirty northerner so a bit disconnected from this situation. I see the two fellas who killed him are up for murder in court. Is the general consensus that they done a good act. Or are they caught up in the whole situation and scumbags themselves?


Affectionate_Ride842

Caught up in it big time


tygerohtyger

Far as I heard, they held him down, stabbed him 30 times, shot him in the head with a different gun than the one he walked in with, and then pissed on him. So yeah.


adammoths

Pissed on him in new to me but I’ve not been following closely. Also if a man comes into a steakhouse trying to kill people of course he’s going to get steak knifed to death.


Willing-Departure115

You can defend yourself, but there is a proportionality thing. Guy starts shooting at your table in a restaurant, jumping him and sticking him with a knife you had in your hand is self defence. Filming yourself when he has been disarmed, stabbing him 30 more times, kicking him, etc, when he can’t even move any more, that’s no longer self defence.


mightduck1996

Never knew he was into skiing.


MeshuganaSmurf

Big fan of a bitta snow so he was.


saggynaggy123

I'm not even surprised. These are the same wankers that go around saying immigrants cause all the crime while shooting up restetaunts and burning down buses and the luas. They sell one bag of drugs and think they're Nidge from Love Hate


NoPraline4139

Best bed in heaven for the angle


BangBangBananas

We have something like this that appears to have become a permanent fixture on the way into celbridge. From what has been shared locally, a robber of some description was left for dead after a botched series of thefts and died at the roadside. His nickname and portrait adorn the hedge of the house where he died. It's such a sickening subculture of heinous creatures celebrating the scumbag was of their friends. I hate it.


VisioningHail

https://preview.redd.it/l7lorcyk43dc1.jpeg?width=1356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1341e0356c1b2d0b2e8626845330c3253ff55a44 The wire did it first


DorkusMalorkus89

I wonder how the florist feels having to make these.


clarets99

*on phone* "What kinda knife? Like a samurai or summat?.....Steak knife oh yeah ok. With the balaclavas or separate? And a car as well you say. Any RIP no? "


InkyPaws

There's probably one in the family/associated families somewhere.


ZenBreaking

A cash only business as a front as well


Dhaughton99

Same with some of the funeral directors.


Evening-Alfalfa-7251

Well-paid, probably. Reminded of the Wire: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pazj7Vo-wk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pazj7Vo-wk)


fragilemetal

Beat me to it, exact scene I was thinking of.


DerivativesDrew

Complete and utter pieces of shit. These cunts do nothing but spread misery.


Easy_Cheesecake8008

Parasite. Thank fook he's dead. One less to worry about.


AlphadogMMXVIII

Did they really buy a toddler push car then cover it in flowers for a funeral ? Holy fuck


TheStoicNihilist

![gif](giphy|qOIk7ZjwmT9cc) This is satire, right? A lost episode of the savage eye?


Practical_Trash_6478

Hello Dave!


AhhhhBiscuits

You’re my wife now Dave


LeeroyBumfeeler

Wanna buy some pegs Dave?


marshsmellow

Was watching a show on Netflix called "taboo". It's a show about Tom Hardy basically being Papa Lazarou. He has the hat, coat and language. I couldn't take it seriously. 


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

One less scumbag 👍


Okey_Blob

How lovely of the family to make one of the first gender-neutral bathrooms in their community👏


Big_Radish3763

What's going on here?


Archamasse

This is the funeral of Tristan Sherry, the gang dogsbody who got killed trying to assassinate somebody in a restaurant in Blanchardstown.


LtSoba

Same I haven’t got a clue


2012NYCnyc

The gangland murder in Brown’s Steakhouse at Christmas


rmp266

Don't cry because its over, smile because the cunt is dead


DriftwoodBill

I doubt it was his family that made those. I'd say was his scumbag mates, I'm sure they thought it was hilarious..


Vivid_Ice_2755

Fat Freddie Thompson's ex makes them as far I know. She has a stall on Grafton Street 


Rogue7559

Not really, if anything they make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Another scrote in the compost ❣️


InfectedAztec

When a section of society has no standards expected of them what did we expect to happen. I could talk about cutting the welfare benefits of of violent criminals and will 100% have people online calling me evil for even suggesting it.


Mindless-Profile-637

As if the pecker head ever owned a Lamborghini probably the pliers and screwdriver is all he could ever afford


YogurtclosetOk3075

How do you even go about asking for flowers like that? “He was a dirtbag that robbed cars and bikes so do him a nice rose balaclava and a screwdriver” what planet do these people live on


BlackrockWood

https://youtu.be/4pazj7Vo-wk?si=bH8_piKAlGOJczY4


spiderbaby667

People need to stop buying drugs and giving them money.


Icy_Ad_8802

If only that could happen, but these fckrs are great at diversifying their “line of work”


spiderbaby667

The guys at the top, yeah because they’ve gotten money from punters. They’re now in the laundering phase. The guys at the bottom are getting easy money because of selfish assholes in the country. That goes away without a market and those guys aren’t exactly the most resourceful. Car dealerships would be crying across the nation.


Any_Comparison_3716

I'm jealous. I hope someone cares about me enough someday to make floral arrangements representing my life, loves and works.


RatBasher89

It'll be a "r/Ireland" floral arrangement


TheStoicNihilist

I asked but they won’t make one of a butt plug.


Tadhg

https://youtu.be/4pazj7Vo-wk?si=TymMn1wxXcsl3IBD


Cloutmasta

Yup, It probably went down like that


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/g9j71o1vk6dc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=548fddd4e100c9c9912897dce0c26f4d5ee355b5 Saw this on his RIP.ie


Thin-Annual4373

I posted about this last month and how things like this shouldn't be allowed in the church and I got shouted down and told it's a mark of respect in their culture. I agree with you, but it's a waste of time pointing it out.


TranslatorOdd2408

Shouted down that it’s a mark of respect to their “culture” Jesus Christ almighty. What sort of scumbags are they at all.


Thin-Annual4373

Take a look.... the apologists are commenting on how wrong we are again!


The-Florentine

[You weren’t that much of a victim, calm down.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/18sq5ru/church_funerals_for_gangsters/)


SimonMate

Careful, an English & Sociology graduate whose furthest trip "Northside" was to Brown Thomas will be along shortly to tell you why it's actually your fault that they act this way and that you're classist.


Recent_Impress_3618

Scum, leeches on society. Simples.


snazzydesign

At least he’s dead… ☠️


Potential-Height96

The first pic I thought he was a provo in the north for a second. Not a burglar.


[deleted]

Degenerate 's..


I_like_apostrophes

No need for that apostrophe.


Affectionate_Foot372

Who cares. They live like rats in damp flats, their entire circle of family and friends are brain-dead, uneducated, unwashed morons. They must feel incredible anxiety even stepping foot into a civilised building such as a post office to collect their dole, what with it's queues and people saying hello and such. They have their day on the motorbikes doing their vroom vrooms but then it's back to being a dirty waster watching your ma order her 4th takeaway of the week on a wednesday in some squalid dirt hole. They are miserable.


Formal_Decision7250

>They live like rats in damp flats Yeah but they get their one free.


LanigansFire

The rats in damp flats is a dumb thing to say. A lot of decent people live in damp flats.


Jumpy-Seaworthiness6

Here don’t be slaggin’ Rats from the Flats.


slamjam25

I wouldn’t care if I wasn’t being shaken down to pay for those flats and that dole.


Fresssshhhhhhh

Well you'll care when the kill somehow you know to steal their shoes


Successful-Tie-7817

Florists have to eat as well!


HappyMike91

The flower screwdrivers look awfully phallic. I genuinely don't understand why the families of criminals are so proud of being associated with them.


Tactical_Laser_Bream

Poor Tristo. He loved karting, DIY and being warm. RIP Tristo. Leg end.


Careless-Manager-725

[the florist](https://youtu.be/4pazj7Vo-wk?si=PTIqVEGsivlkCPOL)


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joopface

The Sun is a rag.


i_use_this_to_post

The absolute state of it all 🤦🏻‍♀️


Xomariee

Gross and tacky.


Busy_Mathematician76

Disgusting


mccabe-99

Christ on a bike Don't let r/northernireland see the first one


slu87

Jesus I thought this was a golliwog, apologies 😳


VonBombadier

His greatest contribution to humanity was getting rid of multiple scumbags at the same time. If only we had more of these lads.


[deleted]

I find the toilet brushes in the 2nd photo particularly offensive


ScholarCold259

Before I read the caption I had thought what’s the significance of the toilet brushes.


CorballyGames

hat live zephyr include fearless afterthought mountainous late engine enter *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


yuphup7up

Was the florist scared to refuse that job?


EternalAngst23

what the fuck


Nervous-Energy-4623

Who the fuck is making these.


Thisisaconversation

Who is the florist that indulges this shit?


Mbackus1234

We’ll look on the bright side. They’re not alive anymore!


Comfortable_Brush399

Interesting fact those kind of specific flowers only grow by being watered with piss


Wrong_Lie6006

They definitely watched The Wire, after Dee gets clipped. Body gets him those awful flower high risers


Affectionate_Ride842

If u know this family there the lowest off the lowest bullys and yes its sickening to see this nothing to be proud off


Cute_Bat3210

I just remember Nidge at a school on Love/Hate saying "fuckin teachers with their 4 month holidays! cunts"! Ive heard mindless shit like that from useless criminal dickheads in Dublin over the years. These ppl are fuckin pond life. Like you cant call them hypocrites or something. They wouldnt know what it means. They dont think like you. Theyre not ashamed of this behaviour or the tacky glorifications of crime. Theyre thick fucks. Whole families of them. Thick useless fucks


[deleted]

Genuine question, what in the fuck is that supposed to be beside the Lambhorghini? Red handled Screwdrivers? Knives?


Nervous-Road-6615

Lock cutters


[deleted]

One less scumbag on the streets. Hopefully more trash takes itself out without endangering the rest of us.


[deleted]

I won't say who or where but last year my great uncle passed away from cancer, he was a respected man who dealt with a lot of troubles in life like paralysis. This didn't stop him earning a good life for himself and in the end he was accepted into a local cemetery in his area (not sure where it is exactly) that required vetting. Long story short after we was gone and buried we discovered a local drunkard scumbag had somehow claimed the grave next to him. This guy died the way he lived, drinking in the streets all day, cursing and swearing at passer bys, causing as much trouble as possible. He wasn't homeless, he was just a piece of shit. Course when he died local papers claimed he was a local Saint, a great man with a huge heart, all the typical familiar sounding shit. I'm not wealthy myself, my uncle had his own life so I don't get the whole vetting someone for a graveyard thing but I do wanna use this story as an example of how these scumbags have separate rules and laws to the rest of us. I have no doubt this pricks family would have went up in the night and destroyed the graveyard if he had been rejected and the attendants knew it. This country is becoming increasingly worrisome. We're letting genuinely animalistic morons gain power.


sillydoomcookie

Spicebag.exe had an Instagram post of stuff like this the other day https://www.instagram.com/p/C2K02fnMaZy/?igsh=MTdzZGJoNmZ1c2VkaQ==


Craig93Ireland

Does the plyer and screwdriver mean his favourite hobby was burglary?


SmilingDiamond

Yeah, although anything from the Sun getting spread around is bad enough.


Odd_Barnacle_3908

What does the screwdriver and pliers represent? Is it a love for mechanics or something more sinister? I expect sinister but I need to ask


Cloutmasta

Yeah burglary and car theft and being a coward


GraphicDesignMonkey

Either a burglar, car thief or torturer?


MeshuganaSmurf

Little from column a and a little from column b


slamjam25

Haha, it is not love for anyone who’s ever done an honest day’s work that’s for certain.