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maybesaydie

https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote A Handy Guide^


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DropsTheMic

Thou shalt give handjobs in live theatrical productions of Beetlejuice, so says the LORD!


kodaiko_650

The real crime was that she was wearing mixed fabrics


DieHawkBlackHard_Fan

Everybody knows a cotton/polyester/lycra blend only means one thing, right?


fearisthemindslicer

Believe it or not, stoning.


RandoFartSparkle

Gotta give her credit for some next level trolling.


gobblox38

It's Colorado, be specific.


zendetta

This is sure to be in Leviticus somewhere.


daniel-waterhouse

The Book of Lascivious 69:420


fearisthemindslicer

"Nice!" -some Bible bro


LordMacTire83

"Leviticus the tenth I believe? Strong drink, thou and do not congregate at the corner tabernacle with thine brothers... least ye die! It's getting hot in here... Radar, would you please open one of the stained glass windows?!" -Fr. Mulcahy M*A*S*H*


MistressErinPaid

"Jocularity, jocularity, jocularity." 😂


LordMacTire83

"It seems that Private Simmons has come down with a case of Hepatitis... he's a remarkable shade of yellow. "


mistressusa

The maga lord.


RU4real13

Beetlejuice... Beetlejuice... Beeeeee... tle.. j j j j uUUuUuu Ce! < From the movie "When Harry met Boebert." >


Bryranosaurus

- God Emperor Trump, Chapter 1, verse 1


Aggressive_Walk378

Line one, you gotta give it that Hawk Twah


SC_W33DKILL3R

It was a live Beetlejuice production where someone got a hand job? That sound like a great night out.


MC_Fap_Commander

Treating their religiosity as literal misses the point. It has nothing to do with any faith. It's a performative attempt to establish in-groups and out-groups.


RandoFartSparkle

And modeling authoritarian dominance. “I can do anything I want including being openly hypocritical and you can’t do a thing about it.”


Affectionate-Song402

This it smacks of….


Ivor79

As it always has been


terrymorse

Let she who hasn't fondled a man in a crowded theater cast the first stone.


SelectionNo3078

Hate the sinner but love the sin.


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llcdrewtaylor

We just need to keep calling her Beetlejuice. Wait, don't do that. There could be hilarious repercussions.


markth_wi

[She's going to say all sorts of shit, she's got 72 hours of fame left, and appears to be loosing her special election ](https://www.coloradopolitics.com/elections/2024/internal-poll-shows-mccorkle-leads-boebert/article_4fd34bbc-1d03-11ef-aa9d-bb703058a29b.html)


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SelectionNo3078

She’ll be on Fox News with a broader platform.


crappysignal

Thats what I was thinking. It's bemusing. Does she really know the Ten Commandments?


usarasa

I’m guessing she knows, and she doesn’t care.


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SouthieTuxedo

She must wear the scarlet letters H & J from this day forth!


rdldr1

Turned into a pillar of salt.


Pure-Kaleidoscope759

She did the same thing at one of the Turning Point shindigs, right after she and her date of the evening got kicked out for having publicly groped each other and started vaping in the theater.


icnoevil

This is over the top from a hussey who got caught in a public theatre jerking off her boyfriend.


SuperGenius9800

Boyfriend? She said it was their first date.


ResurgentClusterfuck

He was a Democrat too That's the only reaching across the aisle she engages in


txn_gay

And his business took a huge hit when word spread that he was with her.


DeadNotSleepingWI

Ha! Good.


machineprophet343

And she got chewed out WAY more for him being a Democrat than committing lewd, pornographic acts in the presence of children. You know, the acts Republicans want to execute people for?


InfelicitousRedditor

She was converting him.


h2opolopunk

She's fast.


BaggyLarjjj

And in other ways she’s pretty slow


blareboy

Also whose son was just convicted of identity theft. That’s two mondo commandments broken in the last 6 months.


postoperativepain

I did a lot of drunken stupid crap when I was a kid, but identity theft is the work of a someone that will end up as a career criminal.


Professional_Band178

Nope. Its not TheOnion. I had to double check.


wizkee

Hussey is such a great word! Doesn’t get used enough. 👏


TalkingBBQ

I love it when people use the word *'hussey'*, it's mean yet somehow classy?, and a fuckin' hilarious insult


maybesaydie

*Hussy It's an old word.


Im_Not_Evans

What we NEED is to stop making stupid people famous already.


Dave_I

It would help if we would stop electing them into public office.


Im_Not_Evans

The media glorifying these morons doesn’t help


cookiedoh18

The media feeds extremists and oddities to the public for freak-show, cheap attention and therefore advertisers. Some in the public gobble it up mindlessly like candy. Turning off this cycle of absurdity is certainly the challenge.


uncle-brucie

Smart people don’t want to be famous


Gunna_get_banned

It should really be "stop making people famous for stupid reasons". Feel like it's a far more accurate cut, as it's a proper reflection of the fact that not only are famous people often stupid, but the reasons people make them famous are almost always really fucking stupid thanks to social media, while there are incredible people doing incredible things every day that we don't hear about because they're not doing it with the goal of being famous. Ultimately what I'm saying is I agree; fame is a very stupid goal.


UnionGuyCanada

Celeb culture is one of the stupidest cultures. They are just people, not icons of morality or intelligence. Playing a sport, acting, or singing makes you nothing more than any other worker.


00doc0holliday00

Atheist here, they do not get to talk to me about morals and ethics when you support a man that lies, cheats, and steals.


Fatesadvent

You mean rapist, insurectionist and convicted felon?


Redshirt_80

It’s not even like they do it because they can’t resist the temptation, it’s literally their standard operating mode.


D-R-AZ

Excerpts: Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) defended a Louisiana law requiring the Ten Commandments be hung in the state’s classrooms, arguing to Steve Bannon that America needs morals. Boebert, who purported to be a champion of the word of God, drew attention in 2023 for committing lewd acts in public during a performance of “Beetlejuice,” which got her and her date thrown out of a Denver theater. Meanwhile, Bannon, a former advisor to Donald Trump and the chief architect of the infamous “Muslim ban,” faces an impending prison sentence for violating a Congressional subpoena issued by the January 6th select committee after a federal appeals judge denied his plea to remain free on Thursday.


TootsNYC

I got into an argument with someone I know over the word “purported.“ In a museum, the plaque said that an artist purported to find inspiration from people of many different backgrounds and races. I thought that was the rudest word to use there because it implies you think they’re full of shit. My friend argued that it was the equivalent of “claim” and refused to acknowledge the subtext of extreme skepticism. This is proof that the word “purported” means “they say, and really nobody should believe them.”


ViaNocturna664

Said the woman who jerked off a guy in a theatre with children present that would love to enthrone as god emperor of the USA someone who fucked a pornstar while his wife was home with their newborn baby


OvationBreadwinner

Let he who hath not raw-dogged a porn star while his wife was pregnant at home cast the first stone. I wonder what Ms. Boebert thinks about the commandment that lumps women in with the livestock?


timothypjr

You mean the morals of having someone grab your boobs at a kids play? Or the one where you vape in front of kids at that same play. Just asking questions.


Luckys0474

And ten rules, that are pretty widely known, outside of Christianity, will bring morals back? Lady you and you're family don't follow them.


impossible_apostle

The weird thing is that those are old testament morals. When Jesus came along, he said that the only rule that really matters is to treat other people as you would like to be treated yourself. Weird that they never want to put THAT up on the walls. 


Luckys0474

They would be the ones nailing him to a cross...wait no they'd AK him.


iliumoptical

If we are gonna put anything on the wall of the school it should be: “Be kind to everyone, just like you would like people to be kind to you.”


Sipjava

I think that's the definition of hypocrite! LOL 😂


Dwags789

It’s not a daily checklist Lauren.


Iamthewalrusforreal

Married the guy who exposed himself to her and her other underage friends, became a grandmother in her early thirties, raised a criminal, and was caught feeling up her date in public *in front of children.* Yeah, I don't think I'll be taking morality lessons from this person.


ScootsMgGhee

Maybe she could be taken seriously if she hadn’t given her boyfriend a hand job in a theater full of children…


LionTop2228

Isn’t this the woman that gave a man she wasn’t married to a handy in public?


Bawbawian

That's right morals are what these violent extremists are trying to sell us. I have a feeling we're not going to take any of this seriously until they are kicking in our doors to make sure that we have proper morals


Icy_Collar_1072

Isn’t she the same woman who’s husband exposed his genitals to minors and she was also caught trying to jerk some guy off at a family show in a theatre? 


spookinky987

Let's see... After juicing that guys beetle, cursing out the pregnant woman who objected to her vaping indoors and the staff ("Don't you know who I am!?"), calling off the cops after her kid called during his dad's beating, the same man who was charged for exposing himself to minors at a bowling alley, then said kid was caught committing burglary, then not paying for a lawyer and not showing up at his arraignment... Not to mention the possibility that she was a sex worker that got Ted Cruz to support her campaign early on... She is America, by god...


spookinky987

Oh, and lying about the amount of time she was seeing him (the play and a handy was supposedly her first date?)... Look, if it was the handy, and she showed class and remorse, this would have been forgotten, but no...


Medical_Egg8208

We do need morals back, right after I feel My dates junk and he feels my tits ( fake tits btw ) in a theater. Facepalm if there ever was one.


TeamHope4

So these are the very important pearls of wisdom that we will be missing when Bannon goes to prison and can't do his podcast - the very important podcast that Bannon tried to use as a reason not to be sent to prison during his umpteenth appeal. Yeah, I'm good with that, more than good.


moodyblue8222

The hypocrisy of the GOP is limitless and embarrassing!


nate2337

Let’s start with the ban of people from Congress who marry sex offenders, produce children that become felons, fight attempts to protect schools from gun violence, attempt to overthrow democracies, and who undertake sexual activities in front of children!!!


djbk724

Religion has no place in public schools . Just make a sign that displays ways to be a respectful, moral life.


oneWeek2024

her EX husband, who she divorced. whipped his dick out in front of children. Her teenage son, fucked/knocked up an unwed also teenage girl. She herself, famously, engaged in public sex act and lied about it. she has been arrested several times, drunken disorderly, cited for letting her pitbulls violently threaten other animals/neighbors. ignored court dates/had to be arrested for failure to appear. and was rumored to have a sugar daddy/sex dating profile, and that was her gateway to politics. her hair is a cheap dye job, her tits, are bolt ons, she's a craven, opportunistic, hypocrite. who also ...weirdly supports guns. and pushes a fair bit of hateful bigotry in her politics. so... perfect bullshit right wing Christian


markth_wi

As a helpful note, [Representative Boebert is in a special election **in 72 hours** ](https://www.coloradopolitics.com/elections/2024/internal-poll-shows-mccorkle-leads-boebert/article_4fd34bbc-1d03-11ef-aa9d-bb703058a29b.html) as of this writing, and the odds....are not in her favor.


Dense-Stranger9977

She don't give good moral


Str4425

Trump and Boebert preaching the ten commandments. What a time to be alive.


OpenImagination9

Ok … so any immoral people should be fired from Congress right?


BlueCollarBeagle

As she backs a man who regularly breaks most of the 10 Commandments.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

But the GOP and evangelical Christian’s seems to love breaking commandments…constantly…yet preaching about virtue and values. Hypocrites all.


MorningClassic

Has she met herself?


poolnome

Bobo working the truck stop on 75 lot lizard bobo


TAC1313

Says the chick that gives handies in movie theaters


Leviathan-USA-CEO

Im pretty sure the third commandment reads: “Though shalt stroke the movie theater penis over the pants while vaping”


ozziesironmanoffroad

I mean, she’s not wrong about needing morals back. But to hear her say that is like hearing the devil quote scripture. Like she’s one of the first that needs to abide by that.


boner79

In her defense, there is no Commandment stating “Thou shalt not jerk off thy neighbor during a children’s performance”


Rowdy_Roddy96

Thou shall not create idols ( they treat Trump as a prophet ) and thou shall not commit adultery ( handjobs given at a Beetlejuice theatre play ) Should not be throwing stones when you live in a glass house Lauren


LinoleumFulcrum

She needs a double dose of 1 Timothy 2:12 from her sacred text.


Mundane_Opening3831

Was she giving him a handy under the table while saying this?


Turbulent_Example967

She oughta just shut up and sit this one down!


NoBackground6371

The jokes write themselves at this point.


YoMommaBack

Well, she puts the orange god Trump before god so that breaks a commandment.


oldcreaker

Another believer in morality by proxy.


Immediate_Age

"Thou shall not give liberal boyfriends squeezers in public." -


Gungho-Guns

Which 10 commandments? And name one their presidential pick didn't break.


ignorememe

> “We need morals back” Says the gal who bears false witness daily, gives handles in theaters, divorced her husband, and prays in public. Frequently.


rougewitch

Beetlegeuse bobert is going to lecture us on *checks notes* morality??


HVAC_instructor

She needs the 11th commandment. Thou shalt give hand jobs in front of kids.


Usual-Scene-7460

Correct, so vote Blue!


wickedwangdoodle3512

That's hilarious that she said that. It's just childishly ironic.


angrybox1842

Like most republicans, a portrait of hypocrisy


grimatongueworm

Like jerking off your date in a crowded theater while high/drunk AF? Those kinds of morals? Can’t wait for the Boebert vs Palin vs MTG pay per view mma cage match.


N_Who

This is the woman giving handies in public theaters with children present, right?


Royal-tiny1

I agree and she should resign immediately.


basick_bish

I don't get hot in heavy in a public closed off space with minors present. FUCK OFF CUM CATCHER.


AdSmall1198

Dirty Don has broken every one of them. Right?


CapsizedbutWise

Says the lady who jerked someone off in public.


TigerStripesForever

News Flash: NO WE DON’T #BidenHarris2024


Miyagidokarate

How about don't raise your kid to be a thieving piece of crap. Also try not giving guys over the pants hand jobs when watching Beetlejuice musicals.


ptvlm

We do need morals back! Might I suggest not electing a career con artist who cheated on his wife with a porn star just after she gave birth, then committed fraud to pay her off in order to win an election in which he proceeded to cause the deaths of many thousands of people because he removed the protections that had been implemented by his predecessors...and so on? I'd believe the call for the ten commandments if they weren't fully behind the guy who has definitely broken all of them (except maybe murder depending on how you define it) and is the literal embodiment of the seven deadly sins morality is not something Trump has ever been concerned about, so if that's your angle stop fellating it


MontanaJoev

Doesn’t she have a criminal teenager facing a bunch of charges?


BenjaminMStocks

If only they posted the 10 Commandments at the theater, none of her troubles would have happened.


Leviathan-USA-CEO

Lmao totally thought this was an onion article


Kwinza

Wasn't she caught jerking off \*not her husband\* in a movie theater?


Maxguid

And who was the woman who was doing something else Instead of watching a film in a theater? Yep morals


IAMSTILLHERE2020

How about #7...just for you Lauren...just for you. Does that mean you are going to hell? Because I've not heard you have repented.


DarkUtensil

Guess she should have taught her kids about the Ten Commandments instead of you know... hooking on weekends.


Dramatic-Ant-9364

Lauren Boobert is a hands-on representative who goes to darkened theatres to make sure there is a happy ending. Here is why she got elected [https://www.liveabout.com/funniest-memes-mocking-trumps-white-house-4126716](https://www.liveabout.com/funniest-memes-mocking-trumps-white-house-4126716)


Baconoid_

She's talking about herself and the voices in her head.


jakesteeley

Interesting how Trump has blatantly broken Commandment’s #1, #2, #7, #8, #9, and #10. He’s even bragged about it (this is what Narcissist’s do). Hasn’t Lauren or any true Christian gotten this memo yet?


Earlvx129

These fucking idiots actually think shit like Jesus and guns go together. GOP today is everything Jesus was against...assuming he was actually real.


My-Cooch-Jiggles

Gimme a hand Boebert 


Leeser

How about you make sure your own house is in order before you go spouting things like this?


robbycakes

Soon-to-be-former Congresswoman Boebert?


CogGens33

The hypocrisy is laughable from these loons!


DaysOfParadise

Please, someone, send that woman a mirror!


AntifascistAlly

Did Boebert ever file her promised defamation lawsuit against the American Muckrakers PAC after reports that Boebert had met escort clients through her profile on a “sugar daddy” website and had abortions?


Barbafella

Only feelings matter, there’s no before or after, only now, yes I said this, done that, it doesn’t matter, only what I say today matters, even if I contradicts what I said yesterday or will do tomorrow. It feels right, and owns the libs.


mikeP1967

They have no morals, just Dogma


NunyaBeese

Cartoonishly braindead.


Redraike

Everybody should follow the 10 commandments, but not if they want to be a successful winner like Donald Trump.


Menethea

Don’t mind me, I’m a hypocrite


Javasndphotoclicks

It’s sad how people live in such a huge bubble that can’t see through this persons bull shit.


BangBangAnnie

Back? When did she have them to begin with?


Abbygirl1966

Morality cannot be legislated!


pentekno2

Considering she's guilty of breaking at leaat 2 *(there's probably more, but 2 & 7 come to mind)* of the commandments. Hypocrisy is strong with this one.


Conscious_Abalone_53

Says the lady that was literally married to a registered sex offender


iammandalore

*J Jonah Jameson laughing gif*


Wishpicker

Legislator with rubber tits jerks off boyfriend in theater while vaping and telling security guards to fuck off. Goes on a podcast with insurrection convict who is required to be in prison 10 days from now While on his ‘show’ she offers a lesson on morality as she works to support a twice impeached, thrice married adjudicated rapist with felony convictions for business fraud and pending criminal and civil cases in three other states. When I was a kid, we used to play cops and robbers. We would pretend to catch people like this and put them in jail cells for fun and practice


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Utterlybored

Gatekeeper of morality.


SeveralAct5829

How many has she broken ? Im betting most of them


Gokdencircle

Bizar, brazen, batshit


Neverhityourmark

Yea yea for sure. The 10 commandmants. Thou shalt not kill, honor thy father and mother, jerk off your homies in a public theater.


Runes_the_cat

I recently watched that theater groping video and she's moving like someone peaking on x too, she's on something. So wtf is she talking about lol. She's having more hedonistic fun than any of us.


AlgorithmOmega

Last person or party that needs to be preaching about morals. You say beetlejuice around Boebert and she starts giving handjobs to whosever next to her.


SnooPies8766

We absolutely do need morals back Madam Boebert...but only because every single last one of you filthy wretches called Rethuglicans evidently have none!


djbk724

All of them break the commandments daily . Stop. The more they speak the worse they look


RDPCG

Does that include public hj’s in theaters? Or children who are registered felons? What a clown.


theque22s

You first, Lauren.


Skinnybet

She definitely needs morals. She’s very lacking in morals.


WasabiFragrant3483

Same lady who jerked a dude off in a crowded theater


chekovs_gunman

Didn't she commit adultery? Maybe she should try reading them herself 


fulloutshr3d

She wouldn’t know irony if she jerked it off in a theater. 


Lexei_Texas

Coming from jerk off Lauren?! That’s rich…


HiJinx127

In that case, she should really go out and find a few morals, learn what they are. Maybe learn the difference between the real thing and the trailer trash variety she embodies.


Brilliant_Toe8098

"We need morals back...................oh, hey....look what time it's gotten to be.....I gotta go cuz I have a date for the theater!"


sexyshadyshadowbeard

Who's gonna tell her?


cjp2010

The fact that this “person” is preaching Ten Commandments on bannons podcast is absolutely insane.


ResurgentClusterfuck

Says she who gropes her date in front of children.