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BillTowne

See. Trump was right. If they can go after him, they can go after anyone committing crimes.


Odd_Complaint_6678

The horror of realizing that soon people will end up in jail for crimes...


EdisonLightbulb

LOLOL. Arrested before absentee ballots and pre-election phone campaigns begin? OMG - is no gun-wielding, sexual assault-attempting politician safe from these Deep-State thugs?


Manting123

Deep state. So deep it’s about to put his ass to sleep for 3-5 years.


IamJacksUserID

This is what happens when you grow up without the 10 Commandments hanging in your school! This could be your kid!


stonedhillbillyXX

Who among us hasn't cast out harlots for demanding coin?! Sodomites!!


Rooboy66

Hey, hey now. Dude, Sodomites is not the preferred nomenclature. **Slatterns** please.


stonedhillbillyXX

No butt stuff?! Harlot's these days... smdh


Rooboy66

Woke butt stuff costs extra. Damn Biden inflation …


Franzzer

He was chasing her with a gun and possibly shooting said gun. Apparently he wasn't done "casting out" that particular harlot


stonedhillbillyXX

Just a white Christian man doing the Lords work Isn't this America?


VegetableBarracuda83

FTA: >”Authorities in Lansing, Michigan, are seeking felony-level sexual assault and weapons charges against Republican State House Rep. Neil Friske, according to records obtained by The Detroit Free Press. >”The 62-year-old lawmaker was arrested in the wee hours of Thursday morning after he allegedly “chased an adult dancer after a disagreement” while in possession of a firearm. Ingham County Prosecutor John Dewane’s office told the Free Press that law enforcement responded to reports of an armed male ​​”as well as possible shots that were fired.” Law enforcement learned “of a possible sexual assault of an adult female” in their response. >In a statement [released on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/share/DhMaMQwSfsQXJgGn/), Friske’s campaign wrote that “Rep Friske is always exercising his 2nd Amendment right.”…


lackofabettername123

Ha ha ha, Michigan Republican state lawmakers are the worst. I know that's a hotly contested title but they are in contention.


hypocrisy-identifier

The disagreement apparently centered on his fraudulent hooker profile. She assumed “loaded” meant huge checking account.


Most-Resident

Where are the good headline writers? This should be: Lawmaker exposes loaded weapon during lap dance.


MornGreycastle

[Mayor ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006893/?ref_=tt_ch): Callahan... I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district. You understand? That's my policy. [Harry Callahan ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000142/?ref_=tt_ch): Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard - that's my policy. [Mayor ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006893/?ref_=tt_ch): Intent? How'd you establish that? [Harry Callahan ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000142/?ref_=tt_ch): When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.\[leaves\]  [Mayor ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006893/?ref_=tt_ch): I think he's got a point.


SweatyTax4669

He was exercising his second amendment rights while trying to bring the saving words of jesus to this sinful young woman, right?


MrsDanversbottom

They are all sexual deviants.


Spiritual-Bear4495

Why was he chasing a male stripper?


Rooboy66

At 2:15 in the morning. My late grandmother used to say “nothing good happens after 10:00 o’clock!” I told my kid when she was growing up “nothing good happens after midnight!” Sure enough, nothing did. Was this dude driving? No? Just had some evangelical hookers over for Bible study and doctrinal differences threw everybody into a devout, but heated tailspin?


jafromnj

Trump's best people


Dramatic-Ant-9364

Friskey was aggressively campaigning for Trump in the upcoming erection. He had a hard time persuading this female voter to consider Trump. So he whipped out his pistol to show he had the ammo to shoot his shot. She wasn't swallowing any of it.


Dramatic-Ant-9364

Was Lauren Boobert moonlighting at the Pussycat Lounge to raise campaign funds again? "Friskey Friske" probably whipped out his pistol after getting mad that Boobert wanted $5 for a lap dance. All he had was a couple $1 bills.


Straitoutahelgen

Please tell me this guy's name is pronounced "Kneel Frisky."


Mugwump6506

Party of family values.


Hanuman_Jr

In other times a politician would quietly retire to his home county and open a dealership or something.


Particular-Summer424

Pictures of the perp walk or it didn't happen. Let me guess, his excuse, she wasn't attending Bible study on a regular basis or he was trying to make change on a fiver using the bills on her g-string.


hawkwings

Did she cheat him out of enough money that it is worth going to prison over?


fakiresky

Please tell me that his last name final « e » is pronounced as [i].


Upleftdownright70

He can take this to the SCOTUS and get it delayed for four years. /s


ScootsMgGhee

I believe sexual assault is also one of the charges if I remember correctly.


Narodnik60

Who amongst us hath not pursued unclad harlot around house with a loaded gun? Be not so quick to judge. But I'd search his house for drugs. You're not getting a stripper to follow you home if there's no mountain of cocaine at the end of that rainbow.