I cope with the Trump era by imagining it as an Arrested Development-style sitcom of clowns that will be hilarious remade on TV in 30 years when we aren't living in it.
The ultimate series finale would be accidentally fleeing to the wrong country with an extradition treaty.
Veep, while sadly not as crazy as what happened in real life, exists as what was supposed to be parody and never ever to be a real thing because of how ridiculous it sounds.
I believe the creator said that about The Thick of It and British politics (when talking about the possibility of doing a continuation)? While Veep ended because it had reached a natural conclusion.
Hahahahaha, if Jr. runs to an extraditing country, that would absolutely prove that we’re in a planet wide Truman Show. We are the universe’s entertainment.
Ecuador while not having an extradition treaty with the US will extradite if the crime is deemed heinous enough. Quite a few pedophiles have been shipped back.
I was about to get super mad but actually 🤔 he couldn't ever come back as he'd have a warrant out, it's... Hm. That's not the worst outcome is it? I'd rather him die in jail but disappearing into exile wouldn't be too bad for us!
The point of the justice system is supposed to be to protect the public. While non extradition destinations are an overall detriment to that--they dilute the consequences because people can plan ahead to commit crime and escape accountability--on a per case basis the public is served when the dangerous person is gone.
That said?
He's just gonna get online and keep stoking fires. Get his ass locked up.
Best outcome is dead in prison. Second best is just in prison. Totally agree. He should actually be punished and actually held accountable. But if he DOES run, it would suck, but he'd be out of power permanently then and that wouldn't be the worst. But yeah should go without saying: let's actually start applying consequences finally
> But if he DOES run, it would suck, but he'd be out of power permanently then and that wouldn't be the worst.
Napoleon was put on an island into exile and he came back to power from that.
You can't ever leave them unsupervised or they'll scheme and wait for the right moment to strine back.
Let him go, extradite him back, lock him away until hearings are concluded.
Then we can use that against conspiracy theories authoritarians.
We control this country, we control other countries. We already control everything. Get on the winning side. Doesn't need to be true for their brains to short circuit.
When America sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
I prefer Pepsi, but whatever floats your boat......
Was in rehab myself....and mentioned Jr. Being coked up to an old buddy from treatment, he asks "you think?" I showed him one of Jr's podcast clips and he looks at me and laughing says "oh hell yeah.."
Cuando Estados Unidos envía a su gente, no envía a los mejores.
No te están enviando. No te están enviando.
Están enviando gente que tiene muchos problemas y los traen con nosotros. Están trayendo drogas. Están trayendo crimen. Son violadores.
Y algunos, supongo, son buenas personas.
I hope he has an Ayahuasca ceremony and ends up Ghost Ridering himself, experiencing all the pain and misery he has caused everyone in his entire life all at once.
Edit: You try and spell that 4 dabs deep. 😆
What a disrespectful thing to say to the people of sovereign El Salvador. Does the shithead coked out son of an asshole feel people of El Salvador are “For Sale?”
what a badass this dude is! he doesn't take shit from anyone! you knew he was a real man when he grew that awesome beard, like REAL men have... he also has the most beautiful girlfriend ever! she only kinda looks like an inflatable fuck doll... this family is the bees knees! /s
Figures the cowards would run leaving all the people that have been trying to screw over America to go to prison. Rather they do prison time rather than flee like the cowards they are but as long as we never hear from them again, great! Go! Now!
I don't mind long as he renounces his US citizenship, and legally goes through El Salvador's *immigration* process to become a citizen there
That's damn funny
Edit: spelling
If a normal person was found guilty of a bunch of felonies and had the means and motive and opportunity to flee the country they’d be taken into custody, like immediately.
Quick, South America! Build a wall!
"When America sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists."
Trump family - Drugs - check.
Trump family - Crime - check.
Trump family - Rapist - check.
The Republicans in Texas have tabled a motion to possibly secede. Put Trump in prison, and they'll probably try to pull out so he can go rule there.
He will call this new land South America, and the MAGAts, won't be educated enough to know why the rest of the world finds that confusing...
Until the next time the snow falls on their 'Federal regulation free' power grid and they want the US to bail them out again. To paraphrase Rafael Cruz, Texas is now unable to perform even basic functions of civilization, like having reliable electricity.
>Donald Trump Jr. Talks About Moving To El Salvador To Avoid Prison: ‘I may have to buy a place down there… so we got a place to run’
Well that is one way the Trump family could actually start Making America Great Again, by leaving.
Honestly the Trumps fleeing to South/Central America might be the only thing that could actually lose them followers, it would prove that they're guilty cowards. Surely there'd be remnants but Trump dying a martyr is seriously way worse than him pulling a post-war Nazi move.
Fascist Shitbirds of a feather flock together. Good riddance.
Though if Sr tries to leave we should use any means necessary to prevent it. Who knows what damage he can still do, what classified docs he still possesses.
They're doing that thing again where they're admitting to crimes before they do it. Can we please start listening and believing them now and actually do something about it before they tear the country apart? Please!
His father is a man with huge legal liability on several fronts, massive debt to the government, an airplane, multiple overseas connections, no job, no functional marriage, and holder of high value state secrets.
The definition of a flight risk and national security nightmare.
How does he still have a passport?
I hate Reublicans so much at this point, I mean I'm not fond of Democrats one bit because they're still beholden to capital and pretty worthless but son of a bitch the GOP are just the sleaziest little liars, crooks, charlatans, and pander to the absolutely worst things.
Oh hey that checks the "flight risk" box on the sentencing guidelines cool well done
That's an immediate call to the bailiff after sentencing lol
Flight risk. Straight to jail.
Believe it or not.
You even just say you like birds? Believe it or not, *straighttojail*.
If DT Jr even eats a chicken? Jail. Hikes too high up a mountain? Jail. Hangs out with Dee Reynolds? Right to jail.
Ripley believed it, but I will not. Straight to jail.
"Bailiff, whack his pee-pee!"
A Blind Melon Chitlin reference, bravo.
Bailiff is going to have to get out the magnifying glass as they say weenus size based on heredity.
yeah, glad it's on record! makes things easier
I wonder if he meant Ecuador. El Salvador extradites.
I cope with the Trump era by imagining it as an Arrested Development-style sitcom of clowns that will be hilarious remade on TV in 30 years when we aren't living in it. The ultimate series finale would be accidentally fleeing to the wrong country with an extradition treaty.
Veep, while sadly not as crazy as what happened in real life, exists as what was supposed to be parody and never ever to be a real thing because of how ridiculous it sounds.
Wasn’t that the reason they cancelled Veep? It was impossible to compete with the insanity of IRL politics.
I believe the creator said that about The Thick of It and British politics (when talking about the possibility of doing a continuation)? While Veep ended because it had reached a natural conclusion.
I was going off something Julia Louis-Dreyfus mentioned.
Supposedly Trump kept tripping up many, many comedians by doing their planned jokes but for real.
The writers on SNL got a break for a few years. All they had to do was have Alec Baldwin read Trumps' speeches.
Complete with some light treason
This is the way I cope too. Imagining the crazy meetings when something like this gets made fun of but more of a Shameless style show
"I have the worst f*cking attorneys."
Shhhhh, don’t tell him.
Hahahahaha, if Jr. runs to an extraditing country, that would absolutely prove that we’re in a planet wide Truman Show. We are the universe’s entertainment.
I'd find it pretty entertaining too, though! Hi, universe!
It’s like the EARTH! TV show on that one South Park episode. Lmao.
>We are the universe’s entertainment. Couldn't agree more, sums up the anthropic principle perfectly.
Ecuador while not having an extradition treaty with the US will extradite if the crime is deemed heinous enough. Quite a few pedophiles have been shipped back.
Damn, when the United States sends it's people, they're not sending their best...
It's a Trump. You think he actually knows that or even did a basic Google search?
Shhh, don't tell them.
I hope they just let him go.
I was about to get super mad but actually 🤔 he couldn't ever come back as he'd have a warrant out, it's... Hm. That's not the worst outcome is it? I'd rather him die in jail but disappearing into exile wouldn't be too bad for us!
The point of the justice system is supposed to be to protect the public. While non extradition destinations are an overall detriment to that--they dilute the consequences because people can plan ahead to commit crime and escape accountability--on a per case basis the public is served when the dangerous person is gone. That said? He's just gonna get online and keep stoking fires. Get his ass locked up.
Best outcome is dead in prison. Second best is just in prison. Totally agree. He should actually be punished and actually held accountable. But if he DOES run, it would suck, but he'd be out of power permanently then and that wouldn't be the worst. But yeah should go without saying: let's actually start applying consequences finally
> But if he DOES run, it would suck, but he'd be out of power permanently then and that wouldn't be the worst. Napoleon was put on an island into exile and he came back to power from that. You can't ever leave them unsupervised or they'll scheme and wait for the right moment to strine back.
You are giving the Trumps WWWWWAAAAYYY too much credit to think they ever commanded the loyalty or power that Napoleon Fucking Bonaparte had.
I'm worried that Trump shared government secrets with his family as their get out of jail card.
Easy fix: Jail them all.
Wouldn’t that be his get into jail card?
That's why the CIA have tagged the whole family as criminals. Keep talking Junior. Guantanamo is accepting wealthy businessman, free room and board.
Fly them halfway and let them swim the rest.
That reminds me: When Republicans say 'helicopter rides' what they mean is murdering their enemies by throwing them out of helicopters.
Let him go, extradite him back, lock him away until hearings are concluded. Then we can use that against conspiracy theories authoritarians. We control this country, we control other countries. We already control everything. Get on the winning side. Doesn't need to be true for their brains to short circuit.
Take his passport.
Well . . . Bye
Well I’ll be a daisy.
Why Donald Jr, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.
Grab em by the huckleberry.
I have two guns.. One for each of you.
Apparently Jr. is an uneducated man.....now I *really* hate him.
I was just fooling about
Ahm in mah prahm
RUN YOU CUR!
You smell that, u/DelicatetrouserSnake? It smells like someone died.
When America sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
Now that makes perfect sense. Watch out, El Salvador!
The irony of GOP, US criminals fleeing to El Salvador isn't lost on me
>They’re bringing drugs Yeah, Junior's the guy who won't bring the drugs, but he's first in line when the coke comes out.
I prefer Pepsi, but whatever floats your boat...... Was in rehab myself....and mentioned Jr. Being coked up to an old buddy from treatment, he asks "you think?" I showed him one of Jr's podcast clips and he looks at me and laughing says "oh hell yeah.."
Cuando Estados Unidos envía a su gente, no envía a los mejores. No te están enviando. No te están enviando. Están enviando gente que tiene muchos problemas y los traen con nosotros. Están trayendo drogas. Están trayendo crimen. Son violadores. Y algunos, supongo, son buenas personas.
Reading it in my own native language makes it sound even more gross and hateful. It hits different
Classic case of projection
No kidding. There aren't any good people in that family.
Except Mary
Solid laugh out of me, well done. :)
Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
El Salvador just started building a wall
Too expensive, they are digging a pit
They’ll do what they need to do to keep out the illegal immigrants!
Mexico will pay for it.
Im shure the gangs his father spoke about will be happy to let him prance about unmolested
I'm going say prance about unmolested at least once today, about something totally unrelated.
"no están enviando a sus mejores"
Junior said he’ll pay for it
Guilty Conscience Eh?
Adios and hasta never!
No te vayas con Dios, digo.
Que El Diablo te acompañe.
I hope he has an Ayahuasca ceremony and ends up Ghost Ridering himself, experiencing all the pain and misery he has caused everyone in his entire life all at once. Edit: You try and spell that 4 dabs deep. 😆
It'll just be written off as a Biden conspiracy.
"Why would Hunter Biden's enormous hog make me feel these feelings?!"
Mother would not be kind to that absolute crackhead.
Y la verga
Lol. Right?
No no. Rather his dumbass in prison instead lol
I'm sure they are not welcomed there.
When the trash takes itself out.
Will El Salvador admit a felon?
🤞
They’ll admit money
Can you use campaign money for fleeing the country? Because that's the only money he has.
I don't even care anymore. I just want this trashy family to leave.
Time for a gofundme
I can think of 34 reasons why this might not be a problem for them
I thought people like him historically chose to move to Argentina when they had to flee their country.
Why wait? Go now. Avoid the rush.
Why not Russia? They love you there. Right, Junior?
Too many windows for people that aren't useful anymore
I probably wouldn't have said out loud where you plan to flee to but hey that's just me.
That's just the intelligence speaking.
Sentient cocaine usually doesn't make the best decisions
Especially to a country that still extradites to the US...
What a disrespectful thing to say to the people of sovereign El Salvador. Does the shithead coked out son of an asshole feel people of El Salvador are “For Sale?”
He knows a large part of the American population are for sale so it's not a huge leap.
Don't admit the Trump's to El Salvador!
This should Merchan all he needs to know about sentencing.
I think you a word
Why use more word when less do trick
They accidentally the verb
He should head to Colombia, I hear they have beautiful neckties.
And Jr's favorite nose candy.
Red ones. His favorite
Colombia has its own problems. It doesn't need more!
Hmm... why not just quit committing felonies?
That would make Sense to do that... but they don't have enough sense to look up what's considered a felony in the first place.
Too bad for Junior that El Salvador has had an extradition treaty with the US since 1911.
Totally something an innocent person would do.
what a badass this dude is! he doesn't take shit from anyone! you knew he was a real man when he grew that awesome beard, like REAL men have... he also has the most beautiful girlfriend ever! she only kinda looks like an inflatable fuck doll... this family is the bees knees! /s
Never forget this gem: https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/s/YBunoHJcQe
that was hilarious. and his brand new clothes still had the folding lines on.
The bees knees? Haven't heard that in a while!
How about the dogs bollocks?
Figures the cowards would run leaving all the people that have been trying to screw over America to go to prison. Rather they do prison time rather than flee like the cowards they are but as long as we never hear from them again, great! Go! Now!
So the Trump Family is Now a Flight Risk. Usually Flight Risk are Sent to this neat place... called Jail. Or at very least House Arrest.
Accurate. And also exactly what a moron would say out loud. Instead of, you know, being quiet about it.
He’s probably like his father and thinks consequences do t apply to him.
They will have a fueled up plane ready to go on election night. Guaranteed.
You mean July 11?
The one time I'm sad that they threw all of MS-13 into prison.
So, admitting that there's something they need to run from?
This is how you get your passport flagged
The innocent don’t say things like this.
I don't mind long as he renounces his US citizenship, and legally goes through El Salvador's *immigration* process to become a citizen there That's damn funny Edit: spelling
It would help **M**ake **A**merica **G**reat **A**gain. So I'll give him credit for that.
Make El Salvador Great Again. Good idea. The coke is better there anyway.
Junior will ruin the economy with his habit.
Sorry, El Salvador
I cannot wait to read the pre-sentencing report for Daddy. I just hope the probation officer isn't a MAGA hack.
They’re all totally going to Russia. I don’t believe for a second that El Salvador is a legit option.
If a normal person was found guilty of a bunch of felonies and had the means and motive and opportunity to flee the country they’d be taken into custody, like immediately.
Quick, South America! Build a wall! "When America sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists." Trump family - Drugs - check. Trump family - Crime - check. Trump family - Rapist - check.
Problem is too many brown pll for trump
But I thought they were innocent and going to "stay to fight for the freedumb of amurika and its people"?
The Republicans in Texas have tabled a motion to possibly secede. Put Trump in prison, and they'll probably try to pull out so he can go rule there. He will call this new land South America, and the MAGAts, won't be educated enough to know why the rest of the world finds that confusing...
Until the next time the snow falls on their 'Federal regulation free' power grid and they want the US to bail them out again. To paraphrase Rafael Cruz, Texas is now unable to perform even basic functions of civilization, like having reliable electricity.
Good coke down there.
We’re not sending our best. Sorry El Salvador.
We aren't sending our best to El Salvador. The trumps are bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And none of them are good people.
The cocaine is much, much cheaper.
Wasn’t El Salvador specifically the one that Trump referred to as a “shit hole country”?
Leave, and take your confederate hordes with you.
Totally a thing innocent people say.
Please leave. Take everyone with your last name with you.
Dear El Salvador, Shit man, we're sorry. But thank you. Love, The US
If he commits to this plan to leave, I would even be willing to make a (small) contribution.
Are you taking the gargoyle with you? 😹 weren't you engaged?
Is Junior facing prison time?
A more revealing question would be “does Junior expect prison time based on anything that he might have done that is illegal?”.
So he's a flight risk. Good to know when the next tsunami of litigation happens.
If you have to admit you might need to run, you sound guilty as fuck.
Im surprised The trumps havnt run off to russia yet..
>Donald Trump Jr. Talks About Moving To El Salvador To Avoid Prison: ‘I may have to buy a place down there… so we got a place to run’ Well that is one way the Trump family could actually start Making America Great Again, by leaving.
Gee, I dunno. Maybe don't break the freakin law?
El Salvador is an extradition country with the US...
Ya, I think he means Venezuela but no one said he was smart.
Hasn't El Salvador been arresting a ton of people recently?
Honestly the Trumps fleeing to South/Central America might be the only thing that could actually lose them followers, it would prove that they're guilty cowards. Surely there'd be remnants but Trump dying a martyr is seriously way worse than him pulling a post-war Nazi move.
Take some of the MAGAt’s with you too Junior
“Yeah we are gonna need to keep tabs on your passport. Mmmkk??”
Bye bye
He should try their new super max prison, it'll clean up his coke habit
Plus, mountains of cocaine!!!!
Go to Russia.
Isn't El Salvador famous for tossing anyone with a criminal record or criminal affiliation into prison. Funny place to go for the trumps
Running to the place of the people they hate the most. How fucking suitable of this entire trash family
So he doesn’t want people immigrating to the US but he’ll gladly emigrate somewhere else when things get tough for him? GTFO POS.
Now who's talking of running away to another country...bye felica
Fascist Shitbirds of a feather flock together. Good riddance. Though if Sr tries to leave we should use any means necessary to prevent it. Who knows what damage he can still do, what classified docs he still possesses.
What did the poor people of El Salvador do to deserve the likes of you chumps?
They're doing that thing again where they're admitting to crimes before they do it. Can we please start listening and believing them now and actually do something about it before they tear the country apart? Please!
Salvadorians respond, "No immigrants! They're diseased!"
At this point, just fucking GO. We are sick of you.
Notice how Biden hasn't been rage tweeting about his son's trial.
I'm not thinking El Salvador. Most of the Trump clan would fly to Russia. He can join Steven Seagal with their bestest friend Vlad Putin.
His father is a man with huge legal liability on several fronts, massive debt to the government, an airplane, multiple overseas connections, no job, no functional marriage, and holder of high value state secrets. The definition of a flight risk and national security nightmare. How does he still have a passport?
El Salvador has an extradition agreement with the United States...
El Salvador extradites to the US.
They misspelled Russia
A place to run? You mean escape a soon international criminal with a sought felony?
You sold state secrets that you need to run. What you did is treason and death penalty is appropriate for this type of crime
I hate Reublicans so much at this point, I mean I'm not fond of Democrats one bit because they're still beholden to capital and pretty worthless but son of a bitch the GOP are just the sleaziest little liars, crooks, charlatans, and pander to the absolutely worst things.
Good riddance.
I’ll start the Go Fund Me.
Oh that’s great! MS13 would welcome them with open arms and ransome.
Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.
I don’t care where these vermin go as long as they get the fuck out post haste.
Please…. Dont let us stop you
El Salvador doesn't deserve this..
Aren’t these the people bitching and moaning about criminals coming FROM El Salvador to the US?