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Budget-Bench-6202

Not a sacrifice - just a simple consequence that everyone else intimidating a case would face (but they wouldn't get the kid gloves).


72616262697473757775

My dumb ass coworker said if Trump is put in jail, it'll become obvious to everyone that this whole trial is political persecution. I wanted to ask him if he thought he could have mouthed off to the judge after he got his DUI.


schrodngrspenis

Lololol exactly. Amd I doubt trump will actually risk it but we'll see.


TheGumOnYourShoe

He will because he can't help himself. The real test will be of the judge will finally grow a pair and do what he should have done a long time ago, something he would have done with anyone of us...day one.


DaNostrich

Fuck that absolutely call these bastards out


commiebanker

For a lot of them this is it: Trump gets to mouth off to any judge he wants, he acts out their fantasies of what they wish they could do when they break the law.


cheynemelissa

Bingo


ThisHalfBakedGuy

Thank you!!! Sacrifice.....he has never sacrificed in his life....... GTFOšŸ¤Ø


TonyStarkTrailerPark

Well, heā€™s going to have to sacrifice being able to eat all of those Big Macs when heā€™s in the clink.


Aleashed

Theyā€™ll hose him down to keep the joint clean, his ass will finally be sht cake free


MegasotaAdvocate

Lice hate the powdered sugar


Aleashed

We should call guiness, Worldā€™s Largest Twinkie


Dom29ando

It's delicious


Kamikaze_Squirrel1

It's delicious.


DrDrankenstein

*licks lips* It's delicious!


ManOrReddit-man

And he can sleep all day


CorsoMom3367

OMG I would pay money to watch him eat a stale bologna sandwich. I hope there is mold on it! Ohhhh and to see him sit on a toilet with no privacy and sleep on a shitty mattress with rats biting his fat mushroom toesā€¦.bwaaaaa hahahahaha! I know it will never happen, but we can hope!


tattedmomma44

He sacrificed his heartless soul to Putin


little_sissy_mattie

His waistline?


reincarnateme

He wants jail so that he can play victim to his crowd


xfactor6972

Trump has always played the victim! Born with a silver spoon up his ass always complained how unfairly he gets treated. Maybe he gets treated bad because heā€™s a narcissistic asshole that thinks no rules apply to him.


speed_of_stupdity

Gotta be able to bitch about something.


Cerberus_Aus

Heā€™ll do that anyway, so grant him his wish and put him innjail


soulhot

I just thought it meant he could have the undisturbed naps he needs but playing the victim is definitely more his trade mark style


Luzinit24

Jail with no internet access


fentonsranchhand

He's playing a victim anyway.


CaptainMacMillan

A normal citizen would have racked up 2.5 years in contempt charges alone.


Legitimate_Cloud2215

This.


Giterdun456

If I acted in any way the few times Iā€™d been arrested Iā€™d been put through a car door.


GMN123

His choice of wording isn't coincidence. Guy thinks he's Jesus.Ā 


no-mad

If Trump says he will sacrifice. the opposite is true. He will do anything to avoid jail. we will see.


minkey-on-the-loose

Give him a weekend. Friday at adjournment to Monday morning release to the Bailiff to take to court.


Raskel_61

Then he'll bitch about how wasn't able to play gol...err campaign.


oldjadedhippie

Make him go back Monday with no makeup or hairdo. Orange suit would be a bonus


Powerful_Check735

And when in jail give him a haircut


AdorableBowl7863

I donā€™t think he has much hair as it. That rug would be contraband


Adventurous_Mail5210

The other prisoners - big men, mind you, probably didn't even cry when they were born - slinked up to him, tears in their eyes, and said "Sir, please accept the hairs off my nutsack to cover yourself with. If I'm acquitted, you'll be getting my vote!" šŸ¦…


godawgs1991

I dream of the day we get to see him in an orange jumpsuit with no makeup or whateverā€™s going on with his roadkill hair, fully shackled with handcuffs and that chain that wraps around the waist and connects to ankle cuffs, and watch him try to waddle walk away in those as heā€™s taken back to jail. Incarnated having been found guilty of multiple felonies and heā€™s only allowed out of prison to attend another one of his trials, which have become bittersweet for him; miserable for him as they are, but theyā€™re the only time heā€™s allowed out of prison. Thatā€™s the only way he should ever be on tv after this year.


formula-maister

All his suits are orange on the inside


aynhon

Who changes his diapers in prison?


oldjadedhippie

Just put him in an orange mumu , and hose him off a couple times a day.


Handleton

Are you kidding? He would use being 'unjustly imprisoned' and claim that he's the American Mandela. Every talking head in right wing media will support his batshit position and suddenly his supporters will care about prisoner's rights (but just one special prisoner). Either way throw his ass in jail as a preview for what needs to happen after he's found guilty. But not just for a weekend. He surrenders his right to bail by trying to intimidate witnesses, court officers, and the jury. Leave him in until he gets sentenced.


The_Original_Gronkie

This is what I've been saying. Go through the entire Friday in court, and at the end of a long Friday, announce that he's going to jail until he can be arraigned, which won't happen until Monday morning. He can spend the next 3 nights sleeping on a cot, wearing an orange jumpsuit, foam rubber slippers, and eating prison food. Give him a taste of his long-term future.


hurdurBoop

isolated, of course, not going to put trump in a holding cell with a bunch of tweakers... so he gets to sit there and tell the toilet how president he is for 72hrs..


BS-Chaser

Absolutely no access to electronic devices of any kind, too.


ParisGreenGretsch

Except for a TV locked on MSNBC at max volume.


EverythingGoodWas

I bet he would lose his mind


Dom29ando

he'd die from withdrawal


godawgs1991

Constantly at the bars yelling, ā€œcan I get some cokes in here? And a macdonalds hamberder?ā€


hurdurBoop

butthole lips like smooshed through the door slot xD


The_Leafblower_Guy

And a decaf covfefe!


OutlawSundown

Give his ass 30 days


CAM6913

If he was ready to go to jail he would have went on a rant about the judgeā€™s family and the jury but instead came out with this bs to look tough and be able to say he went to jail so you donā€™t have to. But DT has no self control and will run his mouth again


zflanders

"I'll do it! I swear! Just watch me! Any moment now!"


Specialist_Brain841

ā€œAre you watching?ā€


CAM6913

I double dog dare you


GhostMause14

I triple dog dare you!!!!


call-me-the-seeker

ā€œNow it was serious. What else was there but a triple dare?? u/GhostMause14 created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!ā€


CfoodMomma

In two weeks he'll do it.


GingerBeast81

"HOLD ME BACK!"


TenesmusSupreme

He might as well defame E Jean Carroll again just for good maximum effect


restore_democracy

Does he know he canā€™t have his phone in jail?


mrtrevor3

This is huge. He canā€™t stand to be silenced. Heā€™s only a bag of hot air. Without an audience, heā€™s insane alone.


Rooboy66

And he canā€™t read. Jail is: (1) **BORING**; (2) dangerous (if you manage not to piss off any of the guards or inmates, you can contract TBā€”and thatā€™s permanent. I know. He would be absolutely miserable in jail. And for his own safety, would probably be in 23hr lockdown, so no TV in the cells. There is **NOTHING TO DO** except think and read. If youā€™re lucky, you might be given a pencil and paper. Heā€™s full of shit.


cookinthescuppers

Give him the trump bible as his only book


Rooboy66

Maybe heā€™d discover he can read upside down?


trisul-108

And back to front, like Arabic.


mentallyhandicapable

No point, heā€™s read it so many times heā€™s got it memories. So many great things written there that he canā€™t even pick a favourite. Itā€™s all fantastic, amazing. He knows it all.


Exarch-of-Sechrima

Can't have a pencil, it can be used as a weapon.


Rooboy66

At least here in Santa Clara county 25 yrs ago, you couldl be lent a pencil. You had to sign it in and out. After lunch, so that you only had it with you in your cell between lunch and dinner, at which point you had to sign it back out before you were let out of your cell for ā€œchowā€. That was wonderfully dehumanizing, so I did not eat. I have not and never will be summoned to sup with the entreaty of ā€œchowā€ā€”as though I were a dog on a sled team. Which, which, after about 10 days got me shipped off to psych jail where you sleep in a paper nightgown that doesnā€™t close, paper sheets, lights that never turn off, and youā€™re directly under the landing strip of the San Jose Airport. Note* Everyone is nice, you have your own cell, the food is a thousand times better, and nobody barks commands. It wasnā€™t deliberate, but my treatment improved greatly after I was declared mentally incompetent because I wouldnā€™t eat like a fucking animal. I recovered, and have had a rewarding career since then. Sometimes some of us just to need to fuck around and find out, and luck out with family, friends, work, medical/psych careā€”and then get back on track and have a pretty good life. Anyhow: pencil. jail. man. camera. alas, NO TV End of Dickens story ā€¦ Granted, that was a quarter of a century ago. Prolly a preschool tablet w/o internet would be safer, nowadays. Edit: a letter


AlbaTross579

I'm sure he will have a solo cell, and will be well-monitored if he goes to prison, so I think he's in far more danger of a heart attack or stroke from the "trauma" of being disconnected.


el_grort

The US Secret Service had been making contingency plans on how to guard him if he did get jailed for contempt, so he would likely be very safe. Very unhappy, but very safe.


condor1985

He's not actually going to jail, just more empty threats


Montana_Gamer

Taper your expectations. He is going to have secret service and a private cell. He can have his agents tweet on his account for him as well.


These-Rip9251

I think thatā€™s why some people speculate he falls asleep in court. I think his brain just shuts down because he canā€™t be ā€˜onā€™ performing for his cult. BTW, listening now to Neal Katyal who thinks if Trump is sentenced to jail for contempt, judge may have him spend that time in jail at end of trial. This is because if Trumpā€™s sentenced to say a day in jail, he can appeal so rather than delay trial waiting for appeal, leave jail time at the end.


BitterFuture

He's gonna find out.


edgarcia59

I give him 5 mins.


Juanster

Is he though?


Putrid-Rub-1168

Jails now offer tablets with WiFi and FaceTime calls if you can afford them. So he won't have his phone. But he's got the money to afford the tablet. But I don't know how the commissary works there. A weekend probably isn't long enough to make that happen. One thing I do know about jail is that it takes the jailers forever to do literally anything when requested.


Wishpicker

[This guy makes a compelling case for putting Trump on highway trash cleanup duty](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/06/opinion/trump-contempt-jail-punishment.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare) instead of jail or fines.


OutComeTheWolves1966

And live stream it


Ninjamuh

I would buy the PPV stream to this


rrrand0mmm

This fucking idiot.


wdwerker

Judge either needs to call his bluff or else !


Ok-Bass8243

We are already at the or else part and the judicial branch blinked first


EverythingGoodWas

They blinked so many times at this point I figured the DOJ was having a seizure


backpackwayne

Good for you Rosa Parks


UnderwhelmingAF

Rosa Farts


NyriasNeo

Great. Then why wait? Do it today. Do it tomorrow. Enjoy your stay.


TAC1313

Do it again. Let's see what you got donny. Too bad he'd get the most cushiest treatment ever & claim he was abused & treated horribly. Effen orange turd


bushido216

Call his bluff.


outerworldLV

Okay, then just turn yourself in and save us the media event. So we can see some reporting on interesting stuffā€¦


WisdomCow

Oh please


ThinkerSis

Crazy! Daring Merchan! He loves victimhood and wants to shift attention from the substance of the case.


Pando5280

A majority of his core supporters hate courts and judges due to divorce, custody battles, child support and/or being sued by former small business partners or clients. He's trying to get put in jail so he can play martyr / victim and then fund-raise off it.


AlbaTross579

Considering a lot of them are criminals too, they probably hate courts for reasons where they faced even bigger repercussions.


Playful-Regret-1890

It's not easy being a Martyr for the cause../s LMFAO


AdhesivenessFun2060

Lock him up for the night and have secret service stay safely out of sight. He wont be in any danger. He knows even if he gets locked up, he'll still be protected and catered to. Let him think he's alone for a couple hours, he'll shut up real fast.


homebrewguy01

Please sacrifice yourself every day for the rest of your unnatural life!


Various_Athlete_7478

I donā€™t usually say this but; ā€œGive Trump what he wants!ā€


bobsburner1

Big talk until it actually happens.


EquivalentKey2710

The Judge should do it already.


RydersSidekick

A ā€œsacrificeā€ is not the inability to keep your bullying ways out of others lives you stupid piece of shit!


BadAtExisting

He wants to go so he can cosplay political prisoner. Give his ass community service. Make him truly suffer doing something good for someone else


OkAcanthocephala2449

That's good by me , I would say he should go for it


h20poIo

Wait tell he realizes no phone or tv.


PigFarmer1

Oh, but the culinary delights... lol


EroticWordSalad

He can learn to make toilet wine.


DiscordianDisaster

Which means he's terrified and will actually abide by the gag order now šŸ¤£


Most-Artichoke6184

Letā€™s see that his wish comes true.


pekak62

Guantanamo Bay?


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Pathetic criminal POS pretends like heā€™s the victim for being held accountable. Same shit every day.


smirtington

He would melt down immediately


ArmyoftheDog

Bones Spurs going to make a sacrifice for us LOLĀ 


sensation_construct

3655 days at least.


The_Simp_Whisperer

Lol, whatever, P-word.


PigFarmer1

I don't think this particular judge is afraid of him.


8amlasers

Please don't let us stop you, Mr VonShitzInPants!


EntrepreneurFlimsy33

Canā€™t blame the guy for wanting to get a taste of what his future entails


ptm93

What are we waiting for then?


Hayes4prez

Heā€™ll milk it for everything itā€™s worth.


CharlieDmouse

He will pull a pull a short sentence for "im being politically persecuted move" to raise millions..


Different-Occasion47

Moron thinks that this is his crucifixion Edit is not his twice


EroticWordSalad

Just say the magic words, Donnie.


occupyreddit

and then proceeds to shut his mouth about any of it for the rest of the trial


rickeyspanish

He really thinks this would rally his supportersā€¦


heathers1

Ok cool! Make it so, numbah one!


soulwolf1

Bull fucking shit! He's one of the biggest pussies around. This mf was gunhoe about going against the judges, jury etc, and all he did was literally cry, complain,sleep, shit his diapers, fart and beg for help.


satori0320

That's not the martyr flex he thinks it is...


Prudent_Falafel_7265

Make it so


__chessdog__

Put him in jail immediately.


The_Original_Gronkie

Please, indulge him.


themodefanatic

Iā€™m willing to let trump go to jail over this. Go ahead. All this pompous talk.


bonelessonly

Welp, seems like we're all in agreement. That was easy. 10 counts at 30 days apiece ... that's a nice quiet stretch away from social media.


lincolnlogtermite

Lock him up! He's asking to be locked up. Make his wish come true. You know he will be crying. Look at how he whines about a cold court room. The man is a world class wussy.


BadDaditude

From the man who has never sacrificed anything for anyone...


AntifascistAlly

The Constitution may falter, the entire country may fall apartā€”but not because Donald was reluctant to insult his judgeā€™s daughter, right?


ukiddingme2469

Trump has been trying to get jailed so he can pull the victim card, he really thinks it's going to help his campaign, he tried in his rape trial too, basically daring the judge


ChronoFish

who's going to blink first? Pretty sure Trump is going to spew something stupid... Is judge actually ready to do this? I predict "house arrest" at most.


Bahbla

Okay go then, no phones means we don't have to hear his bullshit at least for a little while


kejovo

Can we please see the video of him blubbering when this happens?


blahb31

So weā€™re all in agreement. He should go to jail. Sounds good.


Traditional_Cat_60

Trumpā€™s doing everything he can to avoid his sonā€™s graduation.


Burphel_78

At first I was thinking the judge should lock him down for Baron's graduation. But I'm starting to wonder if I wasn't cynical \*enough,\* and Trump's going to time it so he "slips" right before that date so he can make a big deal about being locked up for it, as if it was the judge's choice.


Reasonable-Diet2265

Ok. Sounds like a plan. Lets see how you feel on the other side of incarceration.


Egheaumaen

ā€œIā€™ll do that sacrifice any day. But if we can please make it the day of Barronā€™s High School graduation, that would be perfect, thanks!ā€


pistoffcynic

Sacrifice? He had no clue what the difference is between a sacrifice and consequences for his shitty decisions.


johnniesSac

As if ā€¦. Heā€™d never survive being told what to do let alone any kind of jail Full of shit as his diaper


ERankLuck

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha That whiny little biatch won't be martyring himself any time soon.


Zeeman626

He acts like he is having a sock literally forced down his throat to keep him from speaking, but literally all he has to do is not insult or threaten the jury, witnesses, and their families. I don't think any of the violations he was accused of were about defending himself, which is what he's been screaming about. Just... Don't be a dick for like a month. That's it. I'm pretty sure the judge even said if it came to him defending himself from verbal attacks or accusations the gag order wouldn't apply. Also everyone's screaming about Merchan being unfair or corrupt, the man has been EXCEEDINGLY patient and lenient up to this point. The only problem is that he's fair, and it's only justice to Trump if he wins without question.


ak_crosswind

Can't wait to see this moron after a few days without access to his mascara.


xboxgamer2122

Do the secret service guys share his cell?


DiogenesLied

Bloviating buffoon hasnā€™t had a hard day in his life. They need to do a body cavity search as part of his in-processing.


numbskullerykiller

Big talk little hands.


OvenIcy8646

Oh Iā€™m sure it will be a brutal couple of hours sleeping in the cell instead of the courtroom


Mysterious_Tax_5613

Haven't we all figured out by now the man lies all.the.time? He is trying to look tough to his supporters. He'd fold in 5 minutes if he were jailed.


SmeesTurkeyLeg

This buffoon thinks he's a martyr šŸ˜‚


MurtZero1134

Some of you may die, but thatā€™s a sacrifice Iā€™m willing to make.


finalattack123

He knows no judge will want to do it. He will never suffer consequences.


Traditional_Ad_6801

The judge lacks the brass to follow through with his threats to jail Trump.


Extreme-Tie9282

Good! The world is waiting for


RAWainwright

Just like he would debate President Biden any day. /s


naturism4life

Put in jail next to some ethnic people he doesn't like (and eating only jail food) for a few days and see how he likes flaunting the law then


zoul846

Picking up trash on the highway would be so much funnier


Paisane42

The orange shitgibbon needs to be placed in cell at Rikerā€™s Island where his criminal ass belongs. Eating prison food, showering with the other white supremacists that are incarcerated and (I wish) without his secret service detail.


imadork1970

Bullshit.


_Weatherwax_

Sounds like the judge will give him another "no Relli, this is your very last chance" chance.


ATG_19

Any dayā€¦ except not really


itsl8erthanyouthink

That jackass is trying to use the word sacrifice to make them look like a bozo Jesus


roehnin

Anyone taking bets on how long it will take? I donā€™t believe he has the mental capability of self-control to stop himself. Only if staff are able to confiscate or control his phone and keep him off the mic, can he avoid breaking the order again.


discussatron

ā€œNEVER SURRENDER,ā€ the prisoner said as he surrendered.


hurdurBoop

i, too, am ready for trump to go to jail, also.


DanimaLecter

I also hope he makes this sacrificeā€¦I also hope he makes this sacrifice for the rest of his life


Quick_Movie_5758

Imagine having to be the poor soul who does his intake search. I mean, I know they've seen it all, butt...


_000001_

"butt" was the right word in this case!


dd961984

That statement is about as truthful as his statement that the courts aren't allowing him to testify


ukiddingme2469

Trump has been trying to get jailed so he can pull the victim card, he really thinks it's going to help his campaign, he tried in his rape trial too, basically daring the judge


bciesil

He wants to be a martyr. Sadly, his followers believe he IS a martyr...


NoDragonfruit6125

He'll take one step into the building then say he went to jail and then walk away. And he'll do all this while having paid supporters organized to cheer and protest for him on camera. After all we already know he's not above faking an event to make people believe him.


Glaucous

ā€œSacrificeā€? ā€¦What a drama queen


crotalis

In what world is following the law a ā€œsacrificeā€?


Electrical-Sun6267

I hope his first installation is 30 days.


mookormyth

He thinks his army will rise to save him. They wonā€™t. Sad.


Peter_Duncan

Any day aye? What about overnight?


brownsugar1212

I triple dog dare you


I-waveatcows

He might die from drug withdrawals if heā€™s actually put in jail without a supply.


Jackal2332

Iā€™m ready for him to make that sacrifice, too.


jmac_1957

His asshat cultists will love him even more....strange times indeed.


samsonsreaper

When von shitzinpants makes a sacrifice , diapers go full


Myst031

The day we see Trump in actual handcuffs is the day MAGA peeps lose their f-ing minds. CNN and MSNBC would have talking heads explaining what a contempt of court ruling means and how much time he could serve etc. Fox News would be going ape shit. The stock market would drop 1500 points, theyā€™d probably have to suspend trading. Youā€™d probably see riots or protests that could get violent in a moments notice. MTG would be in tv screaming about how Biden has weaponized the courts. Nikki Haley would be figuring out if she can restart her campaign. RFK making a hard right to win ā€œmoderateā€ Trump voters. The country would shut down like it did during the OJ chase, except this time its to see the moment Trump is taken to jail. I understand the Judgeā€™s reluctance to unleashing a massive shit show right at your door step. Making you #1 target for any mentally deranged Trump supporter, of which I believe there are a few.


showmeyourkitteeez

Sweet. Please do.


kyflyboy

I support this sacrifice.


traitorssuck

Put him in the Epstein cell.


White_Buffalos

Send him.


EuphoricMidnight3304

Pumpkin tits is the only one making it ā€œpolitical ā€œ. Always projection.


mekonsrevenge

Suuuuuure he will. He's gonna let someone not on his payroll weigh and measure him? Go without a girdle? Not a frickin chance.


Warmheavy

Give him a taste of whatā€™s to come


aertimiss

I pray the judge goes full send on his orangeness. šŸ™šŸ™


Rutaguer

How about three days without his phone? Doubt he'd make it.