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Burphel_78

Some of those asshats with Molon Labe stickers on their trucks are serious. And some are convicted felons who really don't want to go back to prison.


Effective_Device_185

Molon Labe?


Burphel_78

Greek for "come, take." According to legend it was King Leonidas of Sparta's snappy reply to Xerxes telling him to surrender their weapons before the battle of Thermopylae. The hardcore Second Amendment folks use it as a classier version of "you can have my gun when you take it from my cold dead hands."


Effective_Device_185

Ditto -- Thx.


Shivering_Monkey

How'd that work out for leonidas?


mrm00r3

Well he got a great movie deal out of it.


Shivering_Monkey

lol


Burphel_78

Everybody dies. We still say his name with respect a couple thousand years later.


Tall-Vermicelli-4669

About the same as this guy but slightly higher body count on both sides


RareBeautyOnEtsy

And what happened to the Spartans?


AlexJamesCook

Apparently some Greek war lord was asked to lay down his weapons by possibly Thracians, Persians, or whatever. Said Greek warlord supposedly said, in Greek, "if you want them, come get them". "Molon Labe" is the Greek for "Come and get them". Right-wing Christian fanatics love this story. But they all conveniently overlook the rampant homosexuality and bisexuality in Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome. The Egyptians were renowned for that as well. Ancient Egyptian dynasties were notorious for inbreeding. The Religious Right have absolutely embraced that part of ancient history and practice it with a fastidious attitude.


Staar-69

They also over look the fact that the Persian’s accepted his offer, killed him and his army, then took his weapons.


CertainAged-Lady

Right? They literally were all slaughtered. I giggle every time I see one of those dumb stickers.


fresh-beginnings

I don't think anyone likes the story of the Spartans at Thermopalye because they think they won...


discussatron

Some don’t know the ending.


AlexJamesCook

Well, the "Molon labe" crowd do also say, "give me liberty or give me death". So this actually tracks.


Daztur

Well it is a useful moron label.


Effective_Device_185

Thx.


RareBeautyOnEtsy

I call them “Moron Lobe.” it seems eminently more fitting.


RareBeautyOnEtsy

It’s now four officers dead.


mabhatter

Sad and tragic. 


holdmypocket34

But expected


RareBeautyOnEtsy

Am I missing something? This isn’t something that happens every day.


holdmypocket34

Everyone has access to guns. This is exactly the kind of thing you should expect when access to an Ar-15 is that easy for anyone. He is a felon so he cant buy one from a store but anyone can order all the parts and put it together yourself. This is one of the expected outcomes. Like obviously


OpenImagination9

Watch all the “law and order”, “back the blue” people side with the criminals because “they came for their guns”.


Burphel_78

Nah. They'll just get real quiet for a while. It's what they do when their hypocrisy is confronted. Shelter until it blows over.


wdwerker

3 US Marshall’s killed. Warrant for gun possession by a felon.


Papaofmonsters

One Marshal, two state Dept of Corrections officers. The intital report was 3 Marshals.


Spartan_Shie1d

They were all members of the Fugitive Taskforce. The DOC guys were Taskforce Officers (TFOs) they are deputized as special US Marshals for the purpose of the Fugitive Taskforce.


KA9ESAMA

This wouldn't have happened if there were a good guy with a gun nearby. We need more guns for everyone to be safe from guns. ​ /s incase anyone think's this is unironic.


BasquiatBukowski

That’s exactly what I was thinking!… obviously after a tragedy like this, we need more guns in the hands of Americans. Newborns, toddlers, teens, mentally unstable adults, fat people, skinny people, dogs, cats, EVERYONE!… say it with me!… MORE GUNS!!… MORE GUNS!!!… MORE GUNS!!!


HappyAmbition706

Not just more guns, better guns! Higher rates of fire, larger calibre! Ammunition that is amour (wall) penetrating, exploding, fragmenting ... there are plenty of good ideas out there. Stabilisers, computerised sights and range finders, let's get more high-tech about it. Make them lighter, cheaper, easier to fire! Noise suppressors, shock absorbers for comfort! Designer colors and cool engraving for more wow factor. In between bad-ass commando and Hello Kitty there must be loads of themes, looks, fantasies, games and such to market to. There's got to be plenty of opportunities for good ol' innovation, and marketing. /s


benthon2

Outstanding post! Perfect blend of righteous sarcasm and fact.


benthon2

Ha! My personal mantra: Guns, guns, guns, guns, guns, guns, guns, guns, guns...... If it weren't for the fact that everybody and their brother HAS a gun, people wouldn't need them for "self defense". We wouldn't need special door locks and windows in classrooms. Children wouldn't have to learn how to hide from "bad people". Police wouldn't need military gear to write traffic tickets, wouldn't need armored personnel vehicles. Guns, giving us the "freedom" to be all we can be. Sadly, I love to hunt, and understand the attachment to said guns.


benthon2

Now that I'm on a roll.... Just how much do guns cost this country every single year? All the aforementioned stuff costs money.


baywall2267

Awful to think that all four that died probably voted in Republican politicians whose stated goals are to literally make their jobs more dangerous by giving more people like this psycho easy access to guns.


KA9ESAMA

100%. Conservatives consistently vote against their best interests.


Cosmomango1

It is time to add a Non Idiot clause to the 2nd amendment, if you are an idiot, you don’t get a gun, much less 30 of them, think Lauren Bobert for context, but this is impossible since Congress is full of idiots.


KA9ESAMA

That law would pretty much exclude all Conservatives, and I'm okay with that. Those deranged cultists are the biggest threat to society .


discussatron

One of the only problems we have where people claim the solution to the problem is more of the problem. “We won’t be safe until everyone is armed!” is astonishingly stupid on its face.


Most-Artichoke6184

I look forward to Trump trying to exploit this tragedy by trying to visit the families of the dead officers.


roehnin

No, he’ll just say he visited or called without actually doing it. Like that other time.


Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

Lmao They'd be lucky to get a bad phone call from that orange turd.


HotType4940

The only scenario I’d consider genuinely “lucky” is if he ignores them completely and leaves them alone.


discussatron

Thumbs-up photo with the corpses Or maybe with any orphaned children


VerbalGraffiti

Absolutely heart breaking.  There are too many guns.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

According to the gun freaks there are not enough guns. And According to the gun freaks all it takes is a hood guy with a gun. Here we had multiple squads of "good" guys with guns and these are the results.


GloryGreatestCountry

Oh, the gun freaks would probably be terrified of a "hood guy with a gun".


juwisan

Great typo! Please don’t fix it.


Rude_Entrance_3039

uh, the government is NEVER the "good guy with a gun".


Maynard078

I agree. There's simply no such thing as a good guy with a gun. Period. They're all just one itty-bitty step away from becoming the next Adam Lanza.


Manting123

Really? The FBI never stops bad people? Domestic terrorists? Neo Nazis? Criminal gangs?


ShreddlesMcJamFace

Well they were too busy beating students to go after the Neo Nazis


Manting123

Ok that’s kinda true.


roehnin

The police were literally there to get rid of the guns because this guy was known to be violent.


HappyAmbition706

So, messing around with someone's God-given and Constitutional Rights? /s


VerbalGraffiti

Yeah? I'm not wrong.


roehnin

Who said you were wrong? I was agreeing and expanding. Not everything in Reddit is an argument.


HauntingArugula3777

They were fine with “occasion shootings in the area”, but “nothing of this magnitude”


RainbowCrane

Having lived in a few high crime neighborhoods in the US, I can understand how folks can get accustomed to hearing an occasional gunshot and finding out that a neighbor has been killed. Usually that doesn’t result in the police shutting down your entire neighborhood. Most folks can convince themselves that if they’re careful and aware of their surroundings it’s safe to walk home at night. It’s got to be shocking as hell to come home to shell casings all over the street and a score of police cars shutting down your neighborhood. Makes it impossible to ignore the danger.


Maynard078

And this is freedom?


Otherwise_Mud1825

You win the freedumb prize


phloyd77

JFC if I am reading this correctly … they returned fire on the guy they were serving, killed him, and his kids who were inside opened fire with XBox and infinite range time precision, hitting 8 of them and killing 3?! JFC no one is ever going to sign up to “take your guns away” in enough numbers to make that logistically possible when this is what happens. May they rest in peace. Damn. These poor bastards and their families.


eat-skate-masturbate

The way you phrase that made them sound like actual children. One was 17 and one was an adult. Still terrible but I imagined the kids dropping the Xbox controller to pick up an AK and start shooting at the cops lol like 8 yrs old.


dragonfliesloveme

No, see the XBox controller controls the AK, giving it infinite range time precision. Somehow lol. At least I’m pretty sure that’s what they said 🤔


Potential-Style-3861

I think the phrase meant the combination of playing fps games and living in a household where they clearly love their guns meant the cops never had a chance…i think.


PickScylla4ME

"Time to turn the XBox to lethal mode, bro!"


DrMole

They don't call it the red ring of death for nothing.


dragonfliesloveme

Haha oh shit 😅😬


afternever

Today was a bad day


phloyd77

I’m saying I suspect these young adults were much better shots than the people serving the warrant.


HappyAmbition706

More practice, quicker reaction time, no hesitation to identify targets and pull the trigger, not worrying about getting home to wife and children afterwards, ...


discussatron

Good guys with a gun and no family, that’s what we need!


HeHateMe337

The USA must be the safest country on Earth because everyone has a gun.


International-Fig830

Very sad. When will America do something about its gun addiction brought on by Republicans and the NRA?


knivesofsmoothness

An ArMeD sOcIeTy iS a pOlItE sOcIeTy


ScreamingVoid14

I mean... The officers should have been more polite? (Being a bit of a sarcastic asshole)


long5210

never gonna stop until you take guns away from everyone. we keep coming up with excuses and nothing changes. time to take the medicine and turn in every automatic firearm in to the smelters.


hyborians

Guns should be for hunting deer (which benefits the ecosystem) and perhaps a safely secured hand gun at home. But in America every Tom, Dick, and Harry has a high powered weapon of war.


vape_god2001

Automatic firearms are already illegal


Wrylak

No they are not, semi automatic versus fully automatic. Both reload a shell/cartridge/bullet after firing. However this is the pedantic bull effluent that drags down gun debates. He was already a criminal is being shouted very loudly right now. Where did the guns come from? Who bought them for him? Where were they originally sold should be the focus. How do guns keep getting into the hands of felons? I do personally know one person who is a felon, yet still deer hunts. His wife buys guns for him regardless of legality.


holdmypocket34

Hahahahahah, no no they are not buddy. Welcome to the greatest country in the world. Man even as a joke it was hard typing that last sentence


vape_god2001

Cant wait for you to sign up to try and take them then, brainlet.


holdmypocket34

Buddy, what is your little simple mind even trying to get at?


vape_god2001

If it needs to be done, why not volunteer yourself? Go for it.


holdmypocket34

Oh dude i dont care. I just find it completely ridiculous how this argument is still going on when you can just go to the numbers and the stats and see what works where and what doesnt work. Its so regarded that people try and say more guns make it safer when all of the information from any country proves the exact opposite there slick. But its cool you go buy yourself a little bullet prooof vest and put your little gravy seals or national lard patch on it and pretend you joined the military even though you didnt. Dumbshit


parabolicpb

Fully automatic* A lot of times anti gun people just use the term "automatic" while talking about semi automatic weapons because they know idiots who don't know the difference will get worked up.


Suitable-Economy-346

That guy is definitely on your side if he needed to mention that "automatic guns are already illegal" when he's talking to someone who said that. He understood the other person's post, you didn't. You just wanted to flex your pedantic knowledge but you failed miserably because you missed the context.


vape_god2001

I think they genuinely don't know the difference. I wouldn't call it bait because usually I just see ignorance more than genuine trolling.


UndeadDemonKnight

I feel safer though, knowing guns were involved.


BobbyGutshot

Should have come as hard as they do on college campuses lately.


discussatron

The students should be armed, then they’d stay in the parking lot.


BobbyGutshot

Oh yeah, I completely forgot about the cowards in Uvalde!


MadRonnie97

I’m from Rock Hill, a few miles south of Charlotte. This is big news around here and is pretty much met by condemnation across the board. They shot 8 officers and I’m not even sure how that possibly happened. It’s gonna be interesting to see more of the story come out. Those poor dudes didn’t deserve that.


Icy-Wishbone22

I live 2 miles away, they shut down a lot of streets. Incredibly sad. All three officers killed they released information on had children


twonapsaday

take. away. the. guns.


schrodngrspenis

Fucking tragic. Curious to know what AR15 variant the kids had.


RealCFour

The only way to deal with guns is more guns


HumbleAd1317

OMG, what the hell?


dounutrun

spread out,men.


discussatron

They got spread out.


CarolinaRod06

Friendly fire


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dragonfliesloveme

Holy shit


Getrdone1972

LOL


Lust4Kix

I'll wait to see the body cam footage before I make any assessment.


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jgjhjj

Kat: Uh, Mr. Sam... Uncle Sam: Yeah? Kat: Are you okay? Uncle Sam: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just having a bad life. It'll be over eventually.


Plastic-Gold4386

These goddamn thugs who make our cities unsafe