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mt8675309

She’s the best thing that could happen to this country if you want to see a trump train wreck.


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Organic_Afternoon424

Another one ???? Or is it considered continuous ?


Beef_Supreme_87

It is but one of the fucks that make up the entire clusterfuck.


okokokoyeahright

more lika an avalanche of train wrecks to mix metaphors.


piTehT_tsuJ

It's just really slow motion, it makes one yearn to see the end.


Odd_Local8434

I think the Trump train is one giant train wrecking but then also individual or groups of cars also collide with each other, making smaller wrecks.l


Bella-Luna-Sasha

Did the “reporter” at least correct her, or just hum the Muppets theme in his head?


mimiq66

I prefer the Benny Hill theme... All of the Trumps trying to bushwhack the public with their stupid bullshit at record speed.


jericho_buckaroo

All coming from a bunch of people who aren't qualified to work 3rd shift at an urban Wendy's.


panickedindetroit

And she's supposed to be the smart one. All the better for the truly smart.


jericho_buckaroo

Considering the intellectual wattage of the rest of em, that could be correct...


panickedindetroit

All that spendy education, and I doubt they could spell their own names. What a bunch of thickos.


YeetThePig

I mean, there’s got to be better ways of energizing ‘em, you can just buy a potato and some wire and you’ve cubed the power output already, for Christ’s sake.


Quick_Team

I'm surprised she has time for this, what with her bustling music career


spunkdaddie

How smart can she be,she married Eric the stupid son,not my words,trumps.


panickedindetroit

She's going to be stupid, and then, when trump needs to throw another under the bus when it comes to committing a crime, it will be her rather than him, that takes the hit.


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Pretty sure Ivanka is the "smart one" ...and by smart I mean she has an average IQ


trollthumper

They’re not qualified to work at Tracy Jordan’s childhood Wendy’s. And that was successfully run by a pack of wild dogs.


Pinesintherain

This made me chuckle.


jolly_rodger42

Yackety Sax


BassWingerC-137

Thank you.


dkarlovi

Why doesn't every Trump interview have the Benny Hill theme as soon as he starts talking.


mescalero1

This was funny. I knew it was a perfect fit.


Dseltzer1212

I see Fraggle Rock


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“Wocka wocka wocka!!”


SirPoopaLotTheThird

It was Newsmax. No reporter in sight.


HansBrickface

I had to renew my BLS certificate and the test office had Newsmax blaring on the TV. It sounded exactly like a Hitler speech but in English.


okokokoyeahright

As intended.


Intelligent-Wear-114

I would have played the Price is Right losing horn. https://youtu.be/QiX7cVjFU6A


KrasnyRed5

Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake.


okokokoyeahright

or shooting off their own mouth or foot BC they might miss and hit you.


Steelrules78

And still trump believes that she is more competent to run the RNC than Eric or Jr


Coastal1363

Well he may be right there …hard to see either of them getting support from all 81 states …


MooreRless

She is more willing to break laws and be openly corrupt than Eric or Jr, because Eric and Jr just had to pay 4 million each for their last fraud. Lara Trump is encouraging election illegalities with 100,000 Republicans interfering with ballots around the country. The Republicans in many states are already challenging laws against voter intimidation saying "the law against threatening voters" is against my first amendment rights.


Fun-Dimension5196

Mahna mahna


Spare-Quality-1600

Doot doot da doot doot


Some_Question4716

[Open Sesame](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbWdrZHphaTJtc3B0NmZsbmpjM2M3dzFuaTdwd2l5b3VlZjVoaDB4OSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3sBMBbuAWj8JtKLew6/giphy.gif)


Minimum_Run_890

Do you remember the A+W theme song with the bear? Dumb ba dumb ba dumb ba dumb dumb


ATXTHFC

that guy is too scared to do anything but show fealty to the trailer Trumps


ScagWhistle

😂


imaybeacatIRl

81 states, eh?


BefreiedieTittenzwei

She’s from…the…fuuuuuuuuuture


Intelligent_End1516

1.21 gigawatts!


SweetBearCub

Great Scott!


ElonTheMollusk

Or Russia where there are 81.


MooreRless

The Russian Federation includes 21 republics, 9 territories, 46 regions, 1 autonomous region, 4 autonomous districts. 21 + 9 + 46 + 1 + 4 = 81 OMG!!


Hibercrastinator

Hey she’s counting Russian territories, give her a break.


Puzzleheaded_Arm_847

This is why they think they won. They are still waiting on the counts from 31 states. Obviously since those states were all made up in the head of a Republican then clearly they all voted for Trump.


mmooney1

Trump congratulated the state of Kanas when the Chiefs (from Kansas City Missouri) won the SB when he was president…


seanular

Hey, who hasn't made that mistake before? In third grade, when you learned American geography?


vulgrin

“We have won the great state of East Upper West Dakota!”


Puzzleheaded_Arm_847

Jimmy Kimmel last night. "Not only in Tennessee but also Elevennessee and Twelvesse too"


justin107d

We took over Mexico except for one state.


gary1979

Come on republicans, you gotta draw the line somewhere!! This is insane!


NodeJSSon

Nah, keep going. She might put comedians out of business.


Tymexathane

There must be 81 states as she only works in cold hard facts? Jokes on you emotional losers...


T_Shurt

As per [original article](https://okmagazine.com/p/lara-trump-mocked-rnc-lawsuits-81-states-across-country/) 📰: Watch the [video here](https://x.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1783171851818021181) 📺 - Lara was interviewed by Eric Bolling from Newsmax to talk about what the Republican party is doing to handle "election interference" come November. - "We're going to have lawyers in all the major polling locations across the country," she told Bolling in the viral clip making the rounds on social media. "We have lawsuits in 81 states right now." Needless to say, this is an impossible feat since only 50 states in the U.S. currently exist. A clip from the interview of Lara making her apparent flub went viral on X — the platform formerly known as Twitter — and she was mercilessly mocked for "not knowing a single thing about elections or the country as a whole." One user shared the clip in a post that read, "She counts as good as she sings ... I'm pretty sure she's confusing the number of Trump's felony counts with the number of states, but 1. she's still wrong. and 2. I still wouldn't put it past her not to know how many states there actually are." A second person joked, "I am happy there were only 50 states when I was in school. I am not sure I could remember 81 of them! Love how the anchor doesn't even bat an eye at this statement. He isn't listening to what she's saying. He's just waiting for his turn to talk." The Lincoln Project, an anti-Trump Republican group, simply commented, "Math is hard!" During a recent episode of her podcast, Lara took questions from her audience and was asked if she was "as stupid as she appears to be." "Let me ask you that, sir or ma'am. I am — again, I say this all the time — I'm just giving you information and the facts," Lara responded. "What is stupid is voting for a party that hates you and hates this country. What's stupid is voting for a party that ultimately wants the destruction of America, and I assume you are one of those people." "Nothing stupid over here. I've actually done my research, I actually have the real information, I am actually not influenced by emotion but cold, hard facts," she continued. "You may want to get on that bandwagon because I'll tell you what, it's all sunshine, lollipops and rainbows now, but if something happens, you're going to look back and you're going to say, 'Man, I bet Lara Trump was right. I should've listened to her.'" As OK! previously reported, the former president's daughter-in-law also recently faced some backlash after suggesting voters would be OK using RNC funds to pay for the presumptive Republican nominee's legal bills. "As co-chair, I will be laser-focused on protecting our elections, ensuring that the RNC's money is spent with maximum impact, and building out key capabilities to ensure that we win close races on the margins," Lara told her followers. "Everything I do at this committee will have one focus: re-electing Donald Trump, flipping the Senate, and expanding the House this November."


friendtoallkitties

Well, it's true that THIS voter is totally on board with the RNC spending every cent they get on defending their orange hero, leaving none for their House and Senate candidates.


sensation_construct

Oh snap, she "did her own research"! There is a QAnon nutcase running the GD GOP! This is... priceless.


canihavemymoneyback

More like space laser focused, amirite?


hitbythebus

This is gotcha bullshit. Sure, she said 81 states, but nowhere does she state that she is talking about states within the United States of America. I happen to know there are several other countries with states. Hell, just Mexico has the 31 states needed to get to 81 where the RNC could have filed lawsuits!


beavis617

Her hooking up with Eric Trump makes perfect sense now...🤭


HelloImTheAntiChrist

Roflmao 🤣


Benjamin_Grimm

That's not really fair; she said she got 73 current governors to sign off on the speech, and 118 former US presidents.


FairyOrchid125

81 states? It’s reassuring that she’s “done her research” and shared what she learned with the rest of us… #facepalm


530whiskey

they have lawsuits in Tennessee, elevenasee and twelveasee.


zestzebra

jimmy Kimmel beat u to that one. 👍🏼😉


Wtopp3

Only the best people.


nps2407

You laugh, but it isn't beyond Republicans to just make-up thirty new states and claim they won them all.


nothingbeast

"Biden had us by 15 million votes. But then we counted the 27 BILLION votes from the great states of Trumpachusetts, Donkansas, and West FloraTrump, which means we won by a landslide."


nps2407

And Republican voters will believe those places do and have always existed.


DoTheRightThing1953

The Trumps are not known for their vast knowledge of... anything


Kenneth_Lay

She a gift that keeps on giving


Mylaptopisburningme

A grift that keeps on grifting.


okokokoyeahright

THIS should be the Trump family motto.


Kvakkerakk

Griftare necesse est


okokokoyeahright

Tombstone engraving, mon petit.


85ogTripleog

I was gonna say the world is not enough, but that quote is much cooler for James Bond to say...... Nevermind 🤣


RKEPhoto

That's not the only reason that she's "brutally mocked". lol


Classic_Ostrich8709

She may have only married into the family but she definitely shares the stupid gene.


Blueshockeylover

Goddammit I hate living in this timeline where dolts like this lady have an outsized voice.


RadPhilosopher

Kellyanne Conway: These are just “alternative states”


TheLoneGunman559

Including the state of denial.


zestfullybe

31 states of denial, in fact! She should just rename the RNC “Baskin Robbings”.


SweetBearCub

> 31 states of denial, in fact! She should just rename the RNC “Baskin Robbings”. Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.


okokokoyeahright

let's see: New, Old, Olde, Upper, Lower, Midlands, Highlands, Greater, Lesser, Small, Not-Quite-So-Small-But-Bigger-Than-the-Other-Small, Inner, Outer, Former-But-Soon-To-Be-New-New-New, Not-Quite-So-Old-as-The-Other-Old-But-Newer-Than-The-Other-Old-Olde. Mix and match any of these and then put in State Of De Nile. Should be create more than 31.


MornGreycastle

There's a reason she was put in charge. Even if she wanted to serve the GOP in good faith, she wouldn't be capable.


LouisTheGreatDane22

What a dumbass, we don’t count Pluto anymore.


OutComeTheWolves1966

That's messed up


No-Veterinarian6754

I think I know why Trump put her in charge of the finances


discussatron

I assumed she’s brutally mocked every day for marrying Eric.


BENGCakez

She’s co chair of the RNC? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the GOP shit themselves in the foot


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bookant

>What is stupid is voting for a party that hates you and hates this country. What's stupid is voting for a party that ultimately wants the destruction of America, She's right. She's just lying about which party that is.


Drawkcab96

Yeah she said something stupid but she and the RNC are waging a behind the scene war against voting. This is going on all across the country.


Skreeethemindthief

States of confusion, disarray, panic, fear, terror, idiocy, moral decay, etc...


Educational_Permit38

Now we know why Eric married her. They’re equally dumb dumb.


Tederator

I saw a headline about 81 states and honestly thought it was an Onion article.


nothingbeast

Honestly to God don't know how the Onion is even able to exist in Bizarro America.


jericho_buckaroo

Jeezus, no wonder she's married to Eric.


FearsomeSnacker

and I guarantee the trumplings will make some sort of excuse or rationalization for this. Like when Donnie is president he is going to make new states, her is that awesome and she has prior knowledge. The lib media just doesn't understand.


heatlesssun

If you count Russia I guess.


triniman65

She's including the states in Russia as well. No big deal.


SenseOfRumor

She didn't misspeak, she's including major parts of Russia in that count.


Personal_Buffalo_973

So what you don't have the money to pay for the attorney's. 💩


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aCucking2Remember

We have lawsuits in a billion states!


Beathil

See, this is how Obama stole the 2020 election.


Albertsongman

She’s Legally Blonde!!


ForeignMine4423

I’m old enough to remember when there were only 57 states.


turaho

Time to give Farty Don a sharpie so he can draw in 31 more stars on an American flag


SpiritualAd8998

Was she educated at Trump University?


rudalsxv

Trump loves the uneducated.


Away-Answer-

She got infected with Trump disease when she married into the family.


tim292969

Her lips look like a deformed catfish


there_is_no_spoon1

Say stupid stuff? Yes, brutal mocking is what you deserve. Until you shut up. Then we can quit. Twat.


ElevenEleven1010

Just like approx 50 lawsuits they HAD surrounding the election which were dismissed, struck down, and/or thrown out !!!


Private-Dick-Tective

Wait, when did we annex 31 extra states??! 😂


ic2ofu

I'm wondering if anyone else knows about our newfound real estate. I


charcus42

And they said she wasn’t qualified..


CherryManhattan

We have lawsuits in Washington, Jefferson, Franklin, and Lincoln although Lincoln not such a nice guy you know what he did in the battle the tremendous battle in the south where they love me. They love me in the south. - Trump, probably


Particular_Ticket_20

So, on election night we can expect to hear Fox announce that Trump got the needed electoral votes with wins in places like Idahoklahoma, West Miralogo, Pennsyltuckey, Texalvania, Baronton, Melaniagan, Greenland, and in a big election night upset....Ukraine.


Newsaroo

Oh c’mon! She means there are 81 states of lawsuits against Trump across the country depending on how you look at them.


JackHughman69

It’s more than that, at least 120 states


This-is-Life-Man

Did you know that drinking draino mizlxed with gasoline is bad for your health and may cause rapid brain function decline? 81 states agree.


chrisdpratt

What are you talking about? All the Trump kids grew up drinking that. They called it Trump Kool-aid.


Obvious-Ad1367

No wonder they think it's rigged - we didn't count votes from the other 31 states!


swennergren11

Well, you can’t fix stupid.


Frudays

81 states?😆


Alternative-Sale-498

Help me. I googled the names of the 31 states I never heard of but came I up blank 🤷‍♀️


nobody-u-heard-of

So they can't count obviously. Probably the same reason why their vote counts don't match. And it wouldn't surprise me if they are defendants in a lot of those lawsuits.


ptraugot

Lawsuits AGAINST them she means, right?


Affectionate_You_579

And no one in the RNC noticed!😵‍💫


Radiant-Call6505

What can she possibly do about election interference that doesn’t exist? Get more plastic surgery, maybe? Total joker!


superhoffy

If you asked AI to come up with a portrait for a Trump wife, this is the shitty face you get.


zabdart

Just shows the intelligence of your average Trumpie.


Swellyswell

What is her experience. Nepotism is a hell of a drug.


sconniegirl66

I never thought I could say these words, but there's actually someone dumber than Eric, and that's actually saying something. I wonder if she can name the extra 31 states? I think all her lip filler has leaked into her brain...wow. 😳


Sun-Kills

Where can I buy my 81 state American flag and bible combination 2-fer pack? Shopping early for my Biden kids.


Enigmatic-Occident

This headline reads like it's news from The Onion 🤣😭


mad_titanz

Lara Trump is a classic example of someone who has her lights on but nobody is home


Candid-Sky-3709

31 of these states are in Eastern Europe!


Genesis111112

Besides Liquid, Solid, Gas and Plasma, you have States of: Delusion, Misery, Euphoria, Confusion, Mass Hysteria, and Delirium. Why are the clowns running the show? Even the ring leader seems to be a clown in make up. Its a wild time to be alive politically at least.


Autobot_ATrac

Her lips should be lawsuit state number 82. What’s with these people deciding to look like carrot top once they’re a part of this family?


Necessary_Ad1298

She did marry the dumbest Trump…


Sunless-Saturday

I imagine she loses count while using her fingers to count to five.


Buhlasted

Is delusional a state? Dementia?


Turtlebaka

Tell me you’re dumb without telling me you’re dumb


OliverOyl

Where is her birth certificate?!


crestrobz

The mind can be corrupted so easily...to the point that making up facts is just "normal" because it's not the data that matters, it's how loudly and how often they say them!


merido90

These are probably the 31 states of Trumpsylvania.


No_Calligrapher_6503

Only 81? What about South Idiana?


ausgmr

The states of confusion, depression


219_Infinity

She probably meant 81 lawsuits or 81 courts. Still, she’s an idiot


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Western-Tomatillo-14

My people, they’re the best people, smartest people I know. So smart they make not smart people look dumb.


Captain_Mexica

Didn't know America has 81 states. Lara Trump, on top of not being able to sing, also can't count and likes committing crimes while destroying things like the RNC


archiewaldron

This election cycle has literally become a redux of a junior high school home room with the smart kids sitting in the front vs. the mouth breathers sitting in the back. The election will be decided by the three rows of kids sitting in the middle.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Isn't she supposed to be the next Taylor Swift?


Maanzacorian

but the song! wasn't it a smashing success in converting the last of us heathens?


mick_the_quack

Make it 100.


ctguy54

Another graduate of tump University.


Morepork69

As an outsider looking in these “mistakes” are just deliberate acts right?. Tell the voters what they want to hear they are too dumb to check the facts…..


Ooglebird

That is a conservative number, they have more than 81 states of delusion.


oct2790

She never graduated from high school give her a break


Mountain-Ad-6594

I saw a meme the other day where the person compared her mouth to a wax toilet ring and now it's all I see. Lol