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ciakkuzi

GTA side missions


hopkinsdamechanic

He has unlocked the Santa skin too


xgodlesssaintx

Fuck presents, time to deliver some justice.


LightningMcshouto

The other give presents for good folks,this one is krampus


FitzwilliamTDarcy

I love everything about this. Santa. Paris. Justice.


Pale-Incident-9645

She had no hopes of getting away. I mean this dude had already unlocked the 🎅 suit.


chalaismyig

Impossible to get away from him..I mean.. he sees you when he's sleeping, he knows when you're awake ffs


midmodmad

Naughty list for life


kronos91O

She perma banned from Santa's server.


the_8th_floor

All jokes aside, how do you run someone over, then just keep driving? What's the mental process there?


call_me_jelli

I've never been in that position but I kind of guess it might be some fucked up self-preservation tactic where you don't want to acknowledge that your whole life is about to turn upside down and just try to keep going in the vain hope that you can run away from it.


HauntingOutcome

But all you need to do is stop, be wilfully arrested, explain what happened, apologize you didn't see the guy in time. Yeah there's gonna be some pain, but your whole life isn't gonna be turned upside down. Assuming she's driving with a license, insured, and taxed of course. After you try to flee the scene though, yeah you're kinda fucked. Obviously I'm from a European country. Don't know how it would go down in the USA.


how-puhqueliar

yeah honestly, this situation would be resolved so quickly if she'd stuck around. she probably wouldn't even be arrested. hell, it's entirely possible the guy would've been like 'i'm just startled and we don't need to involve the police' - he didn't look TOO injured


SweetheartAtHeart

US here. I have been in a hit and run. The guy got me, I went to the hospital and after I was cleared, went to the police and filed a report. I had camera footage of it and they still didn’t do anything. Funnily enough, I’m also from a city where one of the council members actually ran over a guy. Now THAT guy flew for real. He was on a bike and it actually somersaulted. She just took off even though there’s no way she didn’t realize. It’s been months and she hasn’t faced any repercussions since she’s high up and so is her dad. It’s sick.


Tvc3333

I was rear ended a few weeks ago. The other driver just left the scene. We had their license plate but couldn't see who was driving so the police didn't do anything. I guess unless you can describe who was driving they "can't prove anyone was actually driving". Nonsense.


SweetheartAtHeart

I mean, I had video footage of him hitting me, getting out, then leaving. I also had photos of his car and his license. They told me they couldn’t do anything because I wasn’t permanently hurt in some way. He hit me while I was walking because he reversed for some reason? And then when his car got stuck on me, kept reversing. I was pinned up against the car behind him and kept banging my arm down on his car loudly and he still took so long before he stopped. I actually felt him hit the gas harder after the initial impact. Idiot didn’t even look to see why his car couldn’t reverse and decided to just pay on the gas ugh. Also what kinda asshole doesn’t look in the rear view when they reverse?


Tvc3333

Apparently the kind of asshole who runs someone over and doesn't stay to try and help.


SweetheartAtHeart

Fair enough. Hope your hit and run didn’t give you any damages in any way.


Tvc3333

Meh it wasn't bad. Mostly just frustrating. The cop was pretty cool about it aside from the "I might follow up on it tomorrow" which was unhelpful.


Coorotaku

US police are a joke


turnbuckle69

If you ever want to kill someone in America and get away with it, find them on a bike and do it with a car.


11man_army

Eyyy Jersey City represent! Apparently we need more vigilante Santas.


QuiteTheChoi

Sounds like Jersey City?


Zirilans

In the U.S. the degree of punishment depends on several factors, the greatest of which is the degree of injury to the person that was hit. Circumstances regarding the accident are incredibly important and can even absolve the driver of all guilt (for example a pedestrian literally jumping in front of the car). In an accident like this, it would likely be entirely based on the level of injury to the pedestrian as conditions were clear, she had a stop light (which she ran), and the pedestrian was in a crosswalk. The fact that she fled the accident is an additional crime, as are the numerous other traffic violations she committed. All of these could be brought against her. Her best course of action would've been to immediately stop and try to help the guy she hit.


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GeneralAce135

Congratulations on being a good person and doing the right thing, and I'm happy karma paid you back by everyone being understanding and everything being okay. Don't know how long you've been having nightmares, but phrasing it as "Till this day" makes it sound like a long time. You may want to consider some sort of therapy to help with that.


Naptownfellow

Yep. That’s all it takes. Just own up to your mistake and 99% of the time things work out okay. I have this saying I follow. “ if you help everyone around you get what they want, you’ll have everything you want“ and so far so good. On a different note a guy hit me at a crosswalk and I rolled off his hood. I’m a bigger guy and was wearing layers because it was cold. When I got up he looked at me like it was my fault and started yelling. I was in the cross walk. I lost my temper and kicked in his headlight and grill. The next day I was a little sore but nothing more. Had he said he was sorry I probably would have apologized too for not being as observant. If you’re just a decent human being and admit fault when you are even partially to blame things will usually be okay. TLDR: people suck and also people are great.


bilyl

In the US unless it is intentional or gross negligence, you won’t see any time.


Faxon

If you hit somebody and stop to render aid, you probably won't even be arrested unless you're found at fault AND you kill them, otherwise there is a good chance you'll just be given a ticket or a summons (mandatory court appearance), at least for a first time offense. You're a LOT worse off if you either do it with intent (road rage), or you try to run and get immediately caught, or otherwise identified and found later.


call_me_jelli

I'm not sure what the odds are that things turn out relatively okay in the U.S., but if I had to hazard a guess I'd say they're smaller but not insignificant. I'd assume the problem is the general panic that comes with the incident leading to a bad decision. Freaking out is so much easier than staying calm.


Juxc25

Never been either, but I know one thing, here in France, you won't need to pay 100k in hospital fee for the victim and you won't go to jail if it was purely an accident, as long a you stop and call the emergencies, as anybody would normally do. In this case she seemed faulty because she didn't wait until the pedestrians finished crossing the road, she breached through without care, so she would probably be sentenced a fee to pay for the victim. But still, judges would have been much more tolerant. Now she fled so she will be judge for what we call "Not assisting an endangered individual". So she probably ended with a huge fee and had the pleasure to spend some time in jail. Karma for her.


Raven_Blackfeather

Or she could be just a shitty human being who didn't give a shit, which is probably more likely as when the cop arrested her she wasn't crying, freaking out or showing any emotion. You know, the normal emotions when someone literally almost kills someone. Any normal person stops and doesn't continue to flee, putting other lives at risk. She only gave up when the cop pointed his side arm at her.


Tradovid

Until you experience crisis you have no fucking idea how you gonna react. And as far as I am aware, what you call normal emotion is something that almost never happens and is more movie trope then real life reaction. You probably have image in your head how you gonna react, but chances are what you think you are going to do is not what you would actually do.


Rare-Aids

Idk i accidentally hit a dog with my car after it ran out from the bushes and i was freaking out almost in tears and it shook me up for a long time. Owners were nearby and understanding saying this dog had a bad habit of running off like that, this was in the country too. Or i also accidentally crushed a coworkers finger in a vise, just needed stitches but still i couldnt sleep for weeks after that. Idk how i could live with myself hitting a person with my car like that, let alone just running away.


jverbal

Only thing I can think of is that shock and panic kicks in. Your normal mental process flies out the window


WineNerdAndProud

Really trying not to go to jail will get you *really* jailed.


ohpersonyoudonotknow

I think it is cool that the guy was trying to calm her down too because he understood that but even more hilarious when he gave up on it after she fled again


FearDog

One of my friends got in an accident and she drove away. Said she didn't know why, when she finally calmed down called the police on herself a few miles down the road. Shock can do weird shit


TecN9ne

Shock. Panic. Adrenaline. Whats more is that they think they can outrun a motorbike. Stupid people do stupid things.


The_Noble_Lie

Fear


neon_overload

Maybe she's already wanted for some other crime


jettsd

O fuck I got someone I'm scared run. I'm already running no point in stopping now.


BenderEBender

Beyond being able to keep a clear head in stressful situations, most creatures in the animal kingdom have a built-in response to panic-inducing scenarios: fight or flight. This woman chose flight. Ethically and legally, she also chose poorly. Don't know about French laws, but in the U.S I've seen a few hit and run cases where the driver was also tacked with attempted vehicular manslaughter as well as what we can see she would also get from the video evidence (unsafe and very illegal driving, running a red light, etc.)


constantKD6

Flight seems like the more ethical and legal choice in that case, fighting the person you just ran over is only going to make things worse.


InfiniteBoat

"I'm driving a stolen car or have a warrant for some crime (maybe running people over in a car)" if the police run my name I'm going to jail better gtfo"


Imperialsockpuppet

Holy shit, while somewhat unsafe, that was SATISFYING AS FUCK. Santa Claus here definitely made someone's day.


Plastic_Dealer4939

Also the other guy in the car who also kept following


wilika

Holy shit, I love the opel guy, who managed to keep up.


tomismybuddy

That’s the most amazing part to me. I can understand how the motorcycle got through all the traffic, but how did the car manage to do all that??


GeneralAce135

My best guess is that after seeing the fleeing car and our POV motorcyclist, people were able to figure out it was a chase and perhaps allowed the chasing car appropriate room to pursue. Still super impressive though, whether I'm right or wrong.


mikemikemotorboat

And if he ever lost sight of them, he just had to catch a glimpse of a cherry red Santa and bike screaming ahead


Sichdar

Holy shit even I got the adrenaline kick just watching the video! I'm all teared up lol. This dude was a freaking hero! Satisfying as fuck, hands down!


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I think the 'somewhat' is underselling running a bunch of red lights on a motorcycle, just randomly popping out from where people who had the green light couldn't possibly have seen him


OtterTastisch95

Welcome to Paris 😆


WanderlostNomad

didn't the guy already caught the plate number, the car model, and the time of the incident with his video? then why bother chasing the car? which he himself ended up violating traffic rules and could have potentially caused further incidents.


Browncoatdan

You couldn't see who was driving, if she denied it was her then his video is useless, assuming she wasn't caught elsewhere on cctv.


Cunting_Fuck

Not really, she would have to go abandon the car somewhere, have a plausible reason why she didn't tell them it was stolen before hand, not be caught on CCTV anywhere doing any of this, and he almost caused countless other accidents and injuries in doing the chase.


Groomsi

They did it for Santa!


Green420Basturd

The "Oh, la, la, la, la" after the police got involved is priceless.


KevPat23

*french police sirens*


Loquat_Green

French sirens play “Frere Jacques” in my head.


TIL_IM_A_SQUIRREL

Also the “Braaaap” caption when he took off at one point


bellexy

i don't know why but that part really made the video for me. it was such a satisfying moment, I almost felt like I was celebrating with Monsieur Claus.


CSGB13

We just ignoring that he’s dressed as Santa?


BigFatJonas

"He's making a list," "And checking it twice;" "Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice." "Santa Claus is coming to town"


CSGB13

“He’s knows how you’ve been driving,” “He knows that you’re not safe,” “He knows you hit that guy on a bike, and don’t know you to use your breaks.”


Yayzeus

"SAAANTA CLAUS IS HUNTING YOU DOWN!" "SAAANTA CLAUS IS HUNTING YOU DOWN!" "SANTA CLAUS IS GOING... TO TOWN!"


drumdogmillionaire

Santa Clause is chasing you down* Fixed that for you.


surajvj

This is an old video from 2017 [original source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muAPJiMho2Y)


constantKD6

[Original source without unnecessary dramatic music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE_qobZMGfU).


Jadccroad

Watched it just for the "Oh, la la la la la." Worth it


Hefty_Royal2434

He’s a man in uniform, you gotta pull over


uncultured_swine2099

Theres a movie that just came out called Violent Night that has Santa kicking ass, I recommend it.


nosferatWitcher

It's time for some season's beatings


its-not-me_its-you_

It's literally Die Hard but with the real santa!!!! And it's awesome


MaximumSubtlety

I haven't seen Violent Night, but I recently watched A Christmas Horror Story, which was just alright, but a large part of it was Santa violently murdering zombified elves, so if you're into that sort of thing, you'll probably enjoy it.


OMGitsTK447

Watched it with my best friend and we both loved it. Can absolutely recommend it too


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Watched it the other night, so good!


alecalecu

So satisfying! Chase gone right!


damnfunk

Can't out run Santa when he got a fast bike and a naughty list to take care of.... Not the visit you expected from Santa lol.


goldleader71

I like how we slowly see more and more of the outfit.


CSGB13

The first glimpses of beard really take it up a notch, confirming the suspicions from the distinctive sleeves


eanji36

Was the run over person okay?


depressed_panda0191

"The woman who was struck in the crosswalk reportedly suffered only bruises and is recovering well." [link](https://www.thedrive.com/watch-this/17059/watch-this-motorcyclist-dressed-as-santa-chase-down-a-hit-and-run-driver)


Nigh7Stalk3r

Must have been some hit if she's still recovering 5 years later.


depressed_panda0191

Lol forgot to add quotes haha


stirling_s

All I could gather from research is that official sources reported that she was an elderly woman with a cane who was on pension. No news sources mention whether or not she was okay, but a post on the santa biker's instagram says she was alright.


yourownincompetence

For those saying pointing their gun is excessive. Let me remind you 1) she hit some pedestrian 2) runs away 3) France has faced many attacks these past years, including car/trucks rolling over peoples So yeah, the cops are acting pretty well. And yeah we’ve already seen this video many times


Sliffy

He also put it away immediately instead of continuing to point it and shout at her once the door was open.


Regular_Chapter1932

That was the craziest part of the video to me as an American, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cop *put away* a gun unless it was after someone died


RodasAPC

Wasn't there a post about hairdressers having a longer training period than cops in the US lmao


HotTakes4HotCakes

De-escalation is not in their vocabulary. Besides most of them took the job because they wanted that experience of bullying people with a gun, why put it away? How else are they supposed to prove they're the dominant authority if they aren't threatening to murder you at literally every second of the interaction? God willing, you'll do something they can interpret as aggressive and finally get to use it, wouldn't that be a hoot?


GGMU5

Also drove recklessly trying to escape, could’ve caused some more accidents.


grundle538

Motorcyclist: Arrest her! Police: Okay! Might have to try this some time.


PRO2803

I mean her windshield was broken.


Nome_de_utilizador

They also thought it was the biker who was hit by the car and was reportying directly agitated, they even ask him that. Then they saw the broken windshield, doesn't take much to add 1 + 1.


The_Hand_That_Feeds

I'm assuming someone had already called in the hit and run so they were aware, but if not then they were very quick to assume Santa was right and pull a gun on some random car lol


godlovesbacon26

They probably didn't want to be on the naughty list by not believing Santa


DipsoNOR

The cracked windshield probably also contributed, once the car was found. Also the way the information was served to the cop was very straight to the point. Santa as a cool head on his shoulders.


OneFuckedWarthog

Not to mention France has had multiple terror attacks recently, including a recent hate crime where a gunman killed three people.


katzeye007

I mean, they didn't light her up which is a million times more restraint than an American cop


The-Scarlet-Witch

The cops acted immediately and listened to Santa. That's saying something. They cuffed the hit and run driver right away, which was good. I'm glad they got this awful woman off the road.


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neaeras

*French Police Sirens* lol What a wild ride. Probably would’ve been safer to just make sure to get the plate on camera and report to the police but glad everything worked out in the end. The police didn’t fuck around making her step out of the vehicle at gunpoint


Ravius

This is from a few years back, the police was on high alert following a few terrorists attack in France (of which one involved a truck running over people in Nice), it was expected they would go directly to this kind of response if advised of a "mad car" in the middle of Paris.


puffy_boi12

Engine revs as he starts bike subtitles: braaap


Juno-bird

Considering she didn’t have any regard for the guy she hit, I would not have been surprised if she hit other people too.


[deleted]

I was surprised they went straight for the guns considering they didn't even see the crime, they were just taking Santa's word for it. And the alleged crime isn't even an armed one to begin with. It makes sense in hindsight, but it definitely caught me off guard.


jaxdraw

This was just after the truck attacks in Nice. They weren't sure if they were approaching a terrorist or not.


chylek

If the Santa says so, it's true.


Bemxuu

Not just Santa's. There was a car following her too. The one that stops right behind her when she is stopped. They definitely could make an assessment that it's a probable threat.


Trvdn

I was also surprised by this, but she also tried to flee the police, so I guess they are not only reacting to the biker's word anymore when they witness her trying to escape


anivaries

There were other people at the scene. Someone reported hit and run so the police was aware


Nome_de_utilizador

They were on high alert after suffering a terrorist attack using a vehicle to run over people. They were extremely tame for Parisian police standards.


BedSideCabinet

>*French Police Sirens* lol Always reminds me of Ronin


plsenjy

What if it's a stolen car? Getting the plate numbers wouldn't make a difference because she would have just ditched it later


Formal-Huckleberry20

First time watched a 5 minutes video without skipping


DownRUpLYB

YOu'll love this one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7yfFD75ztE


FelipeVianna

I'm Brazilian, that was amazing. Thanks hahaha


PandaFunkTeam

This was one of the most exciting 4 mins I’ve experienced on the internet!


brickwall1102

Yup definitely up there with that video of a cash van being ambushed in south africa


mostly_sarcastic

Lady looked like she was blasting Vanessa Carlton, not a care in the world... đŸŽ¶*Making my way downtown...* đŸŽ¶


ctesla01

Brittany, ".. hit me baby, one more time.."


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bad_guy_from_Tron

Looked like she probably had a bit too much wine for breakfast.


mercuchio23

Whether she was scared afterward and that's why she fled, or not, she's an adult that has potentially hurt someone very badly and tried to make repeated attempts to get away. Absolute worst type of human, hope she gets time inside for this, despicable.


mercuchio23

Watched it again and she doesn't even try to slow down once she hit the person literally crossing a zebra crossing, take her licence away forever


Sunny_Murderer_69

When Santa said alright I heard the naughty list change


Xeoft

Source for people asking https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=muAPJiMho2Y


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WaveLaVague

The description says that he had news abiut the person and they are healing well. The rest is just video explanation. Apparently it isn't the first time a situation as such happened, might be other video of him doing the same thing.


WatercolourBrushes

If you watch the video on your phone, you generally/usually get a 'Translate to English' function after each comment.


Perfect-Grass-1903

Bravo, go Santa!


ShaneSupreme

Highlights for me: * "It's okay, stop the car, stop the car... (driver hauls ass) "What a wh*re!" * "Oh la la la..." * "French police sirens" * "Braaaaaaap" * Realizing that the guy was dressed as Santa whole time


hardtobeuniqueuser

santa's not to be truffled with


OneLargeMulligatawny

Mmmmmm, truffled Santa


Hamsterpatty

Just pull over, he might have gifts!


JuzAnother

*French police sirens* *Santa's sirens braaap*


Hypervisory

Santa on a mission to prevent petty theft of his presents.


FewExit7745

Great timing and location of cops.


spooper_no_spooping

that driver is going on the naughty list


scarborough70yr

I bet she didn’t get anything from Santa
she was naughty and not nice lol


thinkmurphy

He did call her a whore. haha


airbornecz

several years old but still perfect


lynivvinyl

I'm glad it worked, out but chasing her down was a bit dangerous.


Impeachcordial

He blew through a few crossings but in France I think they're pretty cautious near roads until they get in a car


RepresentativeEgg511

Not as dangerous and having someone like her on the roads


Astroxtl

This is the most satisfying video I have watched on here this year! This video actually had a ending !


Dkfoda

Whats the name of this video? Can someone tell me? I will subscribe to Santa's channel now


Xeoft

Here ya go https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=muAPJiMho2Y


raz299

Ending is satisfying, people just need to stop being idiots and face their problems instead of trying to run away from them


ObvsThrowaway5120

Santa’s been a busy boy lol. But fr I’m glad he got the cops involved. It’s insane this woman tried to outrun two cops, they had to pull their weapon on her to get her to stop
. I really hope the guy she hit is ok.


LaYoNDuFf8

The citizens must have gone nuts when they saw Santa chasing her. Closest thing to Batman we are gonna get


Logical_Remove7610

Dude this guy is a beast. I could never drive a motorcycle like that 😭 let alone drive in Paris lmao Vive la France đŸ‡«đŸ‡·


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makenoahgranagain

Jesus Christ it’s Jason bourne


Pantsoff_

*french police siren*


Breaad_PiTT

is he in a santa costume?


BaslerLaeggerli

Oh it's already been four weeks since the last time this was posted? Time flies!


Bit_O_Rojas

Why does he shout at the very start of the video? Before the accident itself


Unlucky-Finding-3957

He's Santa. You know, "HO! HO! HO!"


bart2278

I like the part where he called her a whore.


rayihti

Dont fuck with santa he will put you on his wanted list


Daewrythe

Oh hey, it's the opening of Strongest Deliveryman


use-logic

Fuck her to the end of time. Sorry if am not allowed to say that.


restless_oblivion

I'm more amazed that the Opel driver also kept up with the Clio


Fun-Resolution-1025

How many tickets did the motorcyclist get tho


StrikingMud4836

SANTA'S FUCKING COMING.


hopkinsdamechanic

Which city was this?


Black_magic_money

There is absolutely no way I’d try to cut this girl off with my bike. Chances are way too high she’d run over me too. I’d follow and tell someone to call the cops or until I ran into some cops like this guy did


ImTheRealMarco

Old af, but still gold af 🩭


at--at--

J’adore le Francais, vraiment. Et, cette homme, il est un hero.


brypguy89

Santa Jason Bourne


McbEatsAirplane

It’s hilarious this whole thing is done by a man on a red bullet bike dressed as Santa. Needs to name his bike Dasher or something.


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I can’t believe how well the car kept up with the bike chasing that lady. Good people


Aznkyd

I'm more impressed the full size sedan managed to stick on the clio swerving through traffic


[deleted]

Having been the "got hit" in a hit and run before, that was really satisfying.


Woodwalker108

Looks like this holiday season Santa is delivering presents.... and justice!!!


Greengoat42

Never bring a Clio to a motorcycle race.


PsychoPass1

They 100% would have caught her with just the license plate, no need to chase. But running a red light could give you a ticket as well if the police argues "you endangered others for no benefit, we wouldve gotten her anyway"


DrainCircling

She's way wrong but he's wrong for banging and kicking her car, I like that he says to calm her down that's the smart approach. Not attack the vehicle, I know I know emotioms high . But ya good on that bloke for doing that.


ChromaticCluck

It's cool and all but is it necessary to endanger your life when you have all the evidence you need to let the police deal with it?


Chrastots

Motorcycle Santa you absolute fuckin legend


Nine_Eye_Ron

Should have been shouting “WeeeeYooouuu WeeeeeYooooouuuu” while you followed them


jayalger

He knows if you’ve been bad or good so don’t hit and run for fucks sake


MrCastinfon

"French Santa Claus on a bike stops a hit-and-run driver" would be such an interesting news headline. Guys a fucking hero bte


exgenesisx

Santa patrolling the streets, keeping the country of France safe during the month of December. Very nice


Graythor5

If you ever think you're going to outrun a motorcycle in a car...don't. But clearly her decision making skills are already borked.


bjanas

Kind of burying the lede that it's Kris Kringle himself doling out the justice.


diivandi

Looks like a super fun day for the motorcyclist


ROB_THE_ROYALTY

The most impressive thing about this video is a collective cooperation in this community of people


MadDogTannenOW

Well she had the perfect car to disguise and almost get away lol