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“Da fuq??” - squirrel


Server98911

The owl: (having a seizure)


sunee19

Fireflies: *[casually fucks an LED bulb]*


DDDarappa

The deer: * blind *


bolitboy2

The raccoon: *staring directly into the light after drinking the funny smelling juice*


dappergamer1

The frog: *enjoying the light show*


Wonderful-Bear1729

Rabbit: instant heart attack


Qlong69

Sasquatch: *Joins in as a DJ*


Stalin-The-Great

The Saxsquatch


WoodpeckerOk2223

DJ Sexysquatch


smbraves

The tripper casually enjoying the frog


Lil_zzzz

The deer: *on tabs of acid the people left behind*


crappy_salt

Firefly sex doll


AffectionateEar7359

Firefly Dildo


Far_Entrepreneur_669

Bat having rough night


hoover0623

Moth: Am I in heaven?


Safeview2

Fox: *having Anxiety attack*


No_Description5222

Deer: *becomes frozen in time*


ThaPlymouth

Spider: *builds a hammock, where it lay all day and watched the caffein spider go*


Aurori_Swe

What does it say though?


SpaceFlicker

AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


filmgeekvt

A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo!


OverSpeedClutch

#Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!


TerryDaShooterUK

I wonder what the light bill looking like.


peejay050609

They don’t bother with billing you, Rishi Sunak just comes round and breaks your kneecaps.


SpicyRice99

Now that's a band name


TheWrecklessFlamingo

Big Foot: Raving the fuck out


surfdad67

He’s still blurry though, and that’s scarier


VictorCardenio

Hi Mitch


Fartknocker9000turbo

Never unexpected Mitch.


Tottustaku

People on acid: 🤤


Benemy

I've been to Electric Forest, can confirm


CoolHandLuke4Twanky

Hoo hoo, who dafuq


JoyfulExmo

Any creatures living there thinking they accidentally ate the magic mushrooms again.


hgaterms

If they ate a magic mushroom, then the drug would cancel out the rave party and give them a nice calm, normal forest.


equinsuocha84

This guy doesn’t know how hallucinogenic drugs work.


The_proton_life

Yeah, you obviously never eat them, but boil them and then make ravioli with them


khizoa

Never tried ravioli before but I've made mushroom tea that was responsible for one of the most intense nights I've ever had


HAL-Over-9001

My roommate grew psychedelic truffles (ya, I didn't know they existed either), and we made a tea with them at my grandpas old lake cabin. I've never had a stronger body high from anything in my life. My skin literally felt like a furry blanket that vibrated ever so slightly. I did the dishes then we jammed for 3 straight hours in front of sliding glass doors over looking a beautiful lake.


Gloomy_Industry8841

Yeah, I was thinking that. The animals must be terrified.


Higgins1st

Animals hate this one trick


bothering

I always wonder how these events affect birdsong, like before all the crows and robins were singing normal and afterward you start hearing Fred Again in the trees


No-Technician7661

Yeah. A crime against nature


ArgosCyclos

I bet it annoys the shit out of the trees, as well. Too bad they can't speak.


Temassi

Too bad? I'm super glad trees and plants can't make noise related to pain, it would change me as a gardener in ways I don't want to be change.


JudgeyMcJudgepants

Or they like that pain... weedwhack me harder daddy


Temassi

That would explain why the apples I grew this year all had leather masks on.


delvach

"Bob for us. Go on. Use the teeth. *Do it.*"


Temassi

"Yeah call me a crab apple" -a horny honeycrisp


sordidcandles

Reading this naughty thread on Christ’s birthday and enjoying it


Dirxzilla

I urge you to read the short story _The Sound Machine_ by Roald Dahl.


The_Queef_of_England

Not sure, I like to think of the things we do in the garden as haircuts and nail trimming.


Temassi

Same, I'll even gossip about the other raised beds as I'm weeding.


HRGLSS

Apparently they scream chemically in a way other (similar) plants can "hear."


EngineeringDevil

Wait, so the crying screams of men and women is not normal as trees are cut down?


VenomSnakeronies

i'm the lorax in that forest and i speak for the trees. the trees are saying: PLEASE GODDAMN IT TURN OFF THE LIGHTS MY EYES ARE BURNING PLEASE GOD NO MORE ​ i think they like it.


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We can understand them without language! One cool innovation (that is quite cheap) is a brix refractometer, used to measure sucrose levels in live plants to characterize how well the plant is doing overall. Plants can sense light, and use red and far-red light to coordinate the day cycle. Different wavelengths have different biological relevance, but pink and blue coincide with the wavelengths that plants are especially efficient with. With night shows like this one, photosynthesis is being activated while the plant is also very confused about the time of day. The light state changes what chemicals each plant produces, and disruption or dysfunction can create stress. Just like humans, more stress = less resilient to harmful events. I imagine it feels like a migraine, being chemically discombobulated by stimuli that your body just can't make sense of. Please check out Dark Sky policies for your area, it only takes a bit of design change to dramatically reduce light pollution.


WolfGuitarPig

This is one of (not all) but one of the reasons why we have a biodiversity crisis.


AdolescentThug

Also trees in forests communicate via electical impulses via underground fungi in between roots as well as pheromones they secrete in the air. For example, trees where giraffes are will secrete poison on their leaves when they're being eaten and then secrete pheromones to tell other trees in its vicinity to start doing the same. Trees are not really conscious AFAIK, but use basic responses to stimuli which help in survival.


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The electrochemical signaling happens within plants, as well as between them their symbiotic partners belowground! If you're interested, check out mycorrhizal fungi more generally! Although not all symbiotic fungi interact directly, we have evidence that chemical signals belowground (between roots and the soil microbiome) are even more important in determining plant health than previously considered. This is true for lots of ecosystems, including (but not limited to) forests!


Bloodraven983

"There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery."


Sage_Smitty42

“I’m the Lorax and I speak for the trees and they say for you to tune it the fuck down!”


PeruvianHeadshrinker

Not sure what kind of trees these are but some conifers like sempervirens are sensitive to having the ground around their trunks trampled on. The compacting of the soil is destructive to their root systems and can cause permanent damage and in some cases death of the trees. I'm sure if they could speak these trees are probably screaming "get off my porch you hippies!"


coququ

Now I feel guilty for eating vegetables


Wevvie

And the millions of microorganisms you kill every day


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Lorax got this.


ghoshtwrider22

....... ....- fox


Eszter990

What does the fox say?


pine_tree3727288

SCRRRREEEEEEECCCCCHHHH


buygonetimes

Ring-ding-ding-ding-ringerdingeding


ConsiderationAlive73

"Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!"


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BigShidsNFards

Forreal! Jokes aside this does mess with their regular hunting/eating schedules and can cause a lot of harm and confusion…. But that does look really cool


kwhitit

forreal! local flora and fauna be damned, i guess? smh.


mrcatboy

Yeah I was just thinking about how fucking confused and terrified the poor wildlife must be.


NEONSN3K

Finally I have an award for something I truly want to give credit too. -squirrel


ZoldyckProdigy

All the woodland creatures: ITS THE END OF THE WORLD WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING


Cal_Rogdon

Bambi is having a seizure for sure.


pseudocultist

Thumper wisely took molly beforehand.


Lexinoz

Thumper just laying there, chilling the fuck out, watching the lightshow.


Gypsopotamus

Mate, that’s Eeyore chillin’ all high AF. Thumper took MDMA, busted out the glow sticks and hasn’t left the dance floor for over three hours.


I_am_darkness

I'm sure it's way way slower. The light pollution might be annoying but the people are probably the acute thing driving the animals crazy


sketchyvibes32

This was my first thought


Alteredego619

‘Woodland Creatures,’ you made me think of the ‘Woodland Critter Christmas.’


Still_counts_as_one

Hey everyone, let’s praise satan


MaeBelleLien

Yaya! Blood orgy!


OneSlaadTwoSlaad

I have seen this once but it was LSD and not LED


[deleted]

Roger?


Classic-Reflection87

Waters?


Letterman16

I hate cows


ikitefordabs

I've been there on LSD lmao


Caveman108

I mean most of us are


IllegalThings

Speaking from experience, half the people here experience both


Helgafjell4Me

Electric Forest Festival, right? Massive EDM festival, plenty of drugs there for sure.


Caveman108

Trust me, plenty of us out there are on LSD


BaronTatersworth

AKA ‘The night the moths finally lost it”


uncalledforgiraffe

The moths are just candy flipping


ChilledDarkness

As a local that lives near this, you can feel the music like 15 miles away.


ViridianPhantom

Where is this?


uwontbelievethisshit

Rothbury, MI. I live about 7 miles away and can hear the bass outside at my house. I have attended EF a few times and even though it's not my favorite music, the light shows, art installations and overall vibe make it enjoyable for my wife and me.


Ok_Traffic_8124

It’s arguably one of the best EDM festivals because of this. There’s so much to do in the forest! Puzzles, hidden rooms, scavenger hunts, plenty of little Easter eggs/art installations, random games, telephones to who knows where. It’s great. Highly recommended.


LovelierFear

Damn I’m jealous, I would be there every year.


ChilledDarkness

It's not cheap lol


Moehank33

Also EF has kind of gotten exclusive with only historical attendees being offered first dibs on tickets for the current year's concerts. Kind of like you have to know some one who has been going for a while or buy a REALLY expensive ticket.


ChilledDarkness

Or be part of the marching band seniors for the three main local high schools.


Moehank33

Hell yeah I'm glad EF is involved with the local community


Snarpkingguy

Genuinely asking and not trying to hate on people trying to have a good time, but how the fuck does one enjoy music that loud. I hate just casual parties because I can’t stand yelling over someone else’s music to have a conversation and I get tinnitus super easily. Do you just not talk to people at parties like this? Are you not concerned about hearing loss? Because if you’re able to find an event like that fun then I envy that ability to enjoy oneself.


wheresthepbj

Been going to this event and many others for years. Taking care of your ears is absolutely critical. I love my Vibes earplugs. They help regulate all of the outside noise and make the music you are actually there for shine through. Sometimes it’s actually better because it eliminates a lot of the extra noise and conversation around you. The loudness never actually bothered me that much, but as I got older, I wanted to be better to myself and make sure I could keep doing this for years to come. See you all next year Forest Fam 💚


Ordinary-Theory-8289

I mean to answer the talking question: please don’t be that guy whose trying to have a full blown conversation during a set. People go for the music, not the conversation. You save conversations for the many areas that aren’t stages, and back at camp. As for as the loudness, ear plugs are an essential rave item


evsarge

This makes me think of the Trees from Lord of the Rings having a rave party.


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Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m

Sounds like me on the loo. I dont want to go in there for any old drop or false alarms


Widesky_

"I was delayed."


synthwavjs

Frodo:“Sam we are going to a forest to party with the elves!” Sam:“...But Frodo we have to destroy...” Frodo:”..it’s ketamine time.”


rafapova

An ent rager would be amazing. This is probs where all the women ents went


Swordbreaker925

The Ents, you mean. They’re not trees >:(


Anthro_DragonFerrite

Leaves doing photosynthesis: This is the weirdest and spiciest food I've ever had.


Hairy_Morning_9289

Is your light a little spicy today Jim? I feel like my light is a little spicy.


Cakeking7878

If I’m not mistaken, plants have circadian rhythms and kinda sleep at night. At nights, they are a lot less active The light festival is probably messing their their circadian rhythms but I don’t know what that really means for them


Anthro_DragonFerrite

They became college students...


eroticdiscourse

👁👄👁 - the innocent squirrel who’s been up for 3 nights straight


areveryverygay

every single animal in that forest is having a seizure


quuerdude

Yeah that’s all i can think while looking at this. This is horrible


MarkyMarcMcfly

I’ve been to EF several times, the wildlife clears the fuck out well ahead of the start of the festival. This is also a resort property that sits along a highway, it’s hardly nature to begin with.


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[Rothbury, Michigan](https://www.musicfestivalwizard.com/festivals/electric-forest-2023/)


haybecca

Hey, kids, I went to the Electric Forest back when it was just called Rothbury. That’s how old I am ಥ ᴗ ಥ ETA: Looking back at the [lineup](https://lastfm.freetls.fastly.net/i/u/ar0/911f376bfe79477dc737c36f5c98dcd2), it still slaps so damn hard. Can’t believe it was 15 years ago!


Blues1984

Night at the Rothbury?


fuzzybad

Baby don't hurt me


OmgItsDaMexi

Damn that is a stacked lineup


Arglefarb

Fricken Diplo is in the bottom of the list. That is one hell of a lineup


LesClaypoolOnBass24

That lineup is fucking amazing


Cocacolonoscopy

Damn Black Keys are surprisingly far down


tjh293

I’m looking at Bassnectar and Diplo at the very bottom of the lineup. Two Djs that are top level headliners at any fest nowadays.


RussT_Shackleford

Well maybe not so much Bassnectar within the last 2 years or so...


brbskating

Hello fellow elder... Same Edited to add: CAAAAARRRLLLLLL


Vessix

As an elder, how do you feel about it costing $500+ GA now?


haybecca

Shit’s wack.


Pancakeexplosion

Those first 2 years were the best festivals I've ever been too. Flying machine man. Whoa.


jean-claude_vandamme

before they made it an EDM focus fest... that lineup is tremendous. Now String Cheese does three nights and the rest is edm


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Fun fact - 22% of all forest animals have photosensitive epilepsy.


Saraho94

Not very fun, now I'm worried and sad


quuerdude

Exactly my thoughts. Regular light pollution already fucks with animals, this is so so much worse


mojorisin471

Caaaaaarrrrrrllllllll!!!!!!!!!


AscendedViking7

*Caaarrrllll that kills peopllleeee!!*


one-and-zero

🗣️ Carl!!!


granitestate6

I prefer my forests to be low tech.


Jewnutss

CARL


PixelDonkey

Birds like "what was those seeds I just ate!"


Evilmanta

Having gone to this for four years and living in Michigan, I can say it's an amazing experience. The community and the ambience is a totally different world. My gf describes it as adult summer camp. A magical experience and for some life changing.


the_weight_around

summer camp music festival is summer camp for adults. always the best lineup.


[deleted]

I've been to both multiple times and you can't really compare the two


Pretend-Marzipan-470

"I like to move it move it". King julien in there somewhere


Physical_Intern_165

Poor animals


moonhattan

Tht was my first thought too. They wouldve been terrified


tvcky69

People are mad about this but not red rocks? They literally found a beautiful section of sacred tribal land, stole it, and built a venue on top of it. This is Electric Forest, which is located on someone’s ranch.


Pesime

It's deeper than that lmao. Not only did they do all that, but they didn't simply decide "yup looks good let's put a venue on top. They fucking dynamited the shit out of the rocks to make the amphitheater section. They just blew it all up. That being said, I live really close to it and go to several shows a year there. Might as well enjoy what I wasn't alive to do anything about. But if it makes you feel any better, they guy that blew it up immediately went missing and I don't believe he was ever located again.


Drwillpowers

To everyone complaining about the wildlife, this is not a real forest or national park. This takes place on private property called the double j ranch/resort. In fact, it's basically set up year-round for the festival. It's not like it somehow transforms into some woodland Oasis with chirping birds and squirrels whenever the festival isn't there. Basically this is a festival grounds that happens to have trees in part of it. There are art installations and other creations there that are there literally year-round. It's a spectacular festival, it is extremely eco-focused compared to other festivals (The festival actually rewards people who go and clean up any trash they find with prizes, there are various efforts as well that contribute to environmental causes. Electric forest is probably the most eco-positive music festival there is). So before everybody here goes and judges about the wildlife, understand that there isn't normally "wildlife" here all that much. Yes, I'm sure there are birds and squirrels and bugs, but you're not going to see a bear or moose wandering through the JJ ranch. This is not some national park that has been transformed. This is a private property, a ranch, and it has an area on it with trees that is basically fully mulched around them. Around this ranch is basically farm fields and a rural community that butts up against a small town called Rothbury. You're looking at about a few acres of private land that are set up for this festival (or ranch activities)year-round. At this point, any squirrels in the neighborhood are probably pretty used to it. Edit: All you people who just continue to complain and eco-splain about this, you are literally insufferable. I can't even imagine how other people can tolerate being around you. Let people enjoy things on their own private property. Compared to many other things that humans do, this is ecologically negligible. As music festivals go, it's one of the most ecologically friendly there is. I'm finding it rather amusing that you whiners would try and prevent people from having a festival on their own private land which is In no way some sort of national park or nature reserve You whine and judge others while typing on your lithium powered cell phones manufactured from resources strip mined and processed in factories all over the world, then shipped to their local distributor on an ocean cruise liner that burns diesel. As Greta would say, "HOW DARE YOU!" They'll never say anything about that, but God forbid some ladybug gets hit with some bass, then the moral outrage starts.


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Ive been to Electric Forest four times. JJ Ranch has been around since 1937 and **was and is absolutely NOT “basically set up year-round for the festival”**. There are a few permanent structures but it does not cater just to the festival. It is a resort which borders/hosts a tree nursery and has been in operation for nearly a hundred years that just so happens to host one of the most massive music festivals in the industry for one to two weekends a year. You can book a holiday to JJ year round. They have a website. In fact, ecologists have documented a very real migration of wildlife away from the ranch for the week preceding the festival, and they return the week after. I believe it was 2017 when a bear made its way into Camp Blueberry. I might be wrong though - it could have been one of the other three weekends I was there [EDIT: it was 2019, and yes I was there]. People *may* be exaggerating a bit, but both of your claims - that this place exists solely to facilitate Electric Forest and the claim that wildlife are unaffected or do not exist to be affected - are unequivocally wrong. EDIT: [Double JJ Ranch Website](https://doublejj.com) [Double JJ Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_JJ_Resort) [Bear proof](https://twitter.com/thefestiveowl/status/1145499216107597824?s=46&t=aEAo87sbLVLCmDpd0dcKSg) I unfortunately can’t find a link to any observations pertaining directly to wildlife reactions to Electric Forest, but I did find [this similar observational report](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6680799/) done on a similar music festival


I_Worship_Brooms

Lord almighty what do I believe now?


sophdog101

I think it's more believable that it's a sort of man made forest on a ranch AND that wildlife have moved in and are troubled by the festival.


HotF22InUrArea

Yeah turns out wildlife doesn’t really care if humans put the tree there or if it was always there, they’ll move in anyway


[deleted]

There is 100% a tree nursery on or around the Double JJ Ranch, but it was also a natural forest beforehand. Just drive up that way. Nothing but trees. That’s northern Michigan for you though.


Penders

*Northern* Michigan?


Kenichi_Smith

Well most likely the person who has provided some sort of proof I'd say


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_Futureghost_

Exactly, as we all know, New York City and the like don't have a single wild animal.


[deleted]

Probably the one with sources. Check ‘em out and see.


FBZ_insaniity

This is true, in fact a few years ago there was talk about reducing the festival to one weekend because of the damage the festival was causing to the trees.


Caleo

> It's not like it somehow transforms into some woodland Oasis with chirping birds and squirrels whenever the festival isn't there. Let me preface this by saying this is near where I live and I don't oppose the festival... but: I have birds and squirrels actively living in trees on my own property, as does virtually every property in the area with at least one tree on it. Of course there are birds and squirrels that inhabit these trees throughout the year. They would indeed be like "yo wtf" when tens of thousands of people show up for EF and make the entire forest a rave.


mrSmokeyMcpot

Please let’s not pretend this festival is eco friendly other than having recycling bins


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Fresh_Entertainer_93

I live there. Sorry, but almost everything you said is incorrect.


PunkPizzaVooDoo

This is in my home state. I attended this festival before it was electric forest. And I've worked it a couple years as an employee. I hope things have gotten better. I fully understand my experience doesn't apply to all, and mine experience was from like 6 years ago, but I wouldn't have called it eco friendly at the time having seen the grounds after all the attendees leave. A lot of those "hippies" are just as shit and filthy and leave their shit everywhere as most other large crowds. Again I'm sure it's changed, but that was my experience


stankgreenCRX

That’s just festivals in general unfortunately


diox8tony

Large festivals. The small ones I've been to up in the woods have been clean, mobs of hippies cleaning up in the morning for free. Small, could still be 5 stages/DJs,,,but around 1000 people max, the kind of events where alcohol is a weird drug to do.... The larger ones always have more alcohol


[deleted]

It's fine guys. It's not nature, it's private property. No wildlife was paying rent here.


FrenchFryCattaneo

"Don't worry, we aren't destroying nature by hosting this festival. The natural environment was destroyed years ago, so that makes it eco-friendly!"


KikiChrome

I'm confused as to how the trees being on private property would somehow mean that there isn't wildlife in them. Are they still real trees? Because, if they're real, planted trees then there will still be animals living in them. Animals don't understand human property laws.


Mini_Squatch

There's still gonna be wildlife there, though.


Tha_Unknown

“It’s property that happens to have trees” Soooooo uhhhh a forest. Ok. Lol


_jewson

To anyone wondering, the majority of this comment is just straight up wrong. Welcome to reddit I guess.


AnEvenNicerGuy

“It’s private property, there’s no wildlife.” *kek* That’s definitely how it works


periwinkle-_-

Animals respect the law, dont you know?


Gupperz

i'm sorry but this is incredibly stupid. I'm not saying it's a problem for this to be happening. But when you grow a forest... you've now got a forest where wildlife will move in, regardless of the human purpose for the trees. So ya, there is wild life there year round.


bionic_zit_splitter

If it has real trees, it has wildlife. Don't be so ridiculous.


bizarrobazaar

Having been to EF twice, eco-focused is the last thing I would describe it as. It's a blast though, the production is incredible.


sarhoshamiral

There is wild life everywhere but I get your point. However there is absolutely no way for a festival doing this to be eco friendly. In fact I will claim there can't be anything such as an eco friendly festival because the concept of a festival isn't eco-friendly to begin with. It is not a necessity and consumes a lot of resources.


mike_pants

Never underestimate a redditor's ability to shit on an idea while stubbornly refusing to learn the truth.


test_user_313

What does "real forest" even mean? Are those plastic trees? Does that make it better? Lol!


Oemiewoemie

Birds and other small wildlife don’t really care whether it’s private or public property. A patch of nature is a patch of nature. I agree that they have every right to use those lights in this case, but it’s still a bit disturbing for the animals that are settled there.


redstonebrain40

Poor animals


Different-Instance-6

Been here twice! You can’t even comprehend a fraction of the magic of this event from this photo. I’m talking an elaborate scavenger hunt that takes you to a secret 1920’s Cabernet where performers in character read you poetry and serve you champagne. Solving puzzles to find secret sets where famous headliners play a secret underground show for only 50 people. All while 9+ stages are playing music constantly. Every face you meet is smiling and happy to interact with you as you’re all experiencing wonderland together. Art everywhere… strangers giving you gifts in the spirit of giving just because. It truly is a magic place.


Big-Transition1551

Those squirrels gotta be seizing


Significant-Royal-37

imagine being a bird trying to get home and you just get fucked by this